Tarzan Jokes for Kids

Dear Disney, why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard? (Barber Jokes)
Why did they kick Tarzan out of the golf game?… He screamed with every swing. (Golf Jokes for Kids)
Why didn’t Tarzan answer Jane’s call?… His vine was busy!
What does Tarzan sing at Christmas?… Jungle bells, jungle bells … (Christmas Jokes for Kids)
Knock knock!… Who’s there?… Tarzan… Tarzan who?… Tarzan stripes forever! (4th of July Jokes & Tarzan Knock Knock Jokes)
Where did Tarzan go on summer vacation?… Hollywood and Vine. (Summer Jokes for Kids & Geography Jokes for Kids)
Why didn’t Tarzan like to play poker in the jungle?… There were too many cheetahs!
Why didn’t Tarzan believe the tiger?…. He thought it was lion! (Lion King Jokes for Kids)
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?… He was perfecting his swing! (Golf Jokes for Kids)
What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?… Look! A herd of elephants! (Elephant Jokes for Kids)
What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants with sunglasses?… Nothing. He didn’t recognize them. (Elephant Jokes for Kids)
What march would you play at a jungle parade?… “Tarzan Stripes Forever!” (Music Jokes & Tarzan Jokes)
What were Tarzan’s last words?… Who greased the viiiiiiiine???!!!
Why did Tarzan and Jane break up?… He was too much of a swinger!