Taco Jokes

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October 4th: National Taco Day Jokes

More Taco Jokes…

  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best taco jokes.
  2. I made some fish tacos last night… They just swam away and ignored them. (Fish Jokes & Swimming Jokes)
  3. Jokes about tacos always get a bad wrap… It’s probably because they’re so corny. (Corn Jokes & Dad Jokes)
  4. Unofficial Song of National Taco Day: Let’s give ‘em something to taco bout. (Music Jokes & 365 Music Jokes)
  5. Why you gotta be jalapeño in my business?… I’m nacho sure I want to taco bout it. (Labor Day Jokes)
  6. How do tacos say grace?… Lettuce pray. (Lettuce Jokes)
  7. I got gas today for $1.39… Unfortunately, it was at Taco Bell. (Car Jokes)
  8. We are the #1 listing for a google search of “National Taco Day Jokes!”… I wanna taco bout it.
  9. Customer: Waiter Waiter! Will my taco be long? Waiter: No, it will be round! (Geometry Jokes)
  10. The taco chef hasn’t turned up to work for a week…. He has a bad queso Covid. (Labor Day Jokes)
  11. What basketball player would be a great spokesperson for National Taco Day?… Taco Fall. (Basketball Jokes)
  12. Taco chefs earn a meager celery, cumin home beat, they just want to read the pepper, and spend a little thyme with the kids. (Labor Day Jokes)  
  13. Why can’t you trust a taco?… In case it spills the beans.
  14. National Taco Day is here!… Let’s give ’em something to taco bout!
  15. What did the baby Toyota say when Mama Toyota asked what he wanted for lunch?… “A Taco, ma.” (Car Jokes)
  16. I really like burritos… I could taco about them all day. (Burrito Jokes)
  17. Did you hear about the new Mexican restaurant?… It’s the taco the town!
  18. How do you make a taco stand?… You take away it’s chair. (Labor Day Jokes)
  19. Why did the taco blush?… Because it saw the salad dressing! (Salad Jokes)
  20. Who watches Baby Taco when Mama Taco and Daddy Taco go out on a date?… Aunt Chilada.
  21. Two bankers went into a taqueria and ordered two drinks. Then they produced tacos from their briefcases and started to eat! The waiter became quite concerned and marched over and told them, “You can’t eat your own tacos in here!” The bankers looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged tacos. (Labor Day Jokes)
  22. I had no choice but to stop cooking during the taco making contest… I ran out of thyme. (Daylight Savings Jokes)
  23. You cannot make everybody happy… you are not a taco.
  24. Did you realize the consequences of naming your son Taco Cheese?… No, but I had grate expectations. (Baby Jokes)
  25. Where did the taco go for drinks?… The Salad Bar! (Beer Jokes)
  26. Why are tacos depressed?… Because they’re always falling apart. (Psychology Jokes)
  27. Live like every day like it is is Taco Tuesday!
  28. Which Disney princess only comes out on National Taco Day?… Taco Belle! (Disney Jokes & Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
  29. What is a taco’s favorite musical genre?… Wrap music, of course! (Music Jokes)
  30. A day without tacos won’t kill you… but why risk it?
  31. What do bears call summer campers in sleeping bags?… Soft tacos.  (Taco Jokes / Bear Jokes / Napping Jokes)
  32. A math teacher asked her sassy student: “If you had 4 tacos and I asked for one, how many would you have left?” The student replied “Well if you’re asking, I’ll still have 4.”(Math Jokes for Kids)
  33. I made up a song about how much I love Mexican food…. It’s a wrap. 
  34. A panda walks into a taqueria. He orders two tacos and gobbles them down. Then suddenly he draws a gun and fires two shots in the air. “Why?” asks the confused waitress, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder. “I’m a panda,” he says at the door. “Look it up.” The waitress turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation. “Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.” (Animal Jokes)
  35. A balanced diet is… a taco in both hands.
  36. My favorite princess is Taco Belle!
  37. What do you get if you eat onions on your taco?… Tear gas
  38. We are not the #1 listing for a google search of “taco jokes!”… I do not wanna taco bout it. BUT….
  39. The difference between tacos and your opinion is… that I asked for tacos.
  40. When do they smother a taco in cheese?… In best queso scenario. (Cheese Jokes)
  41. What did the taco say to the turtle?… I like your shell. (Turtle Jokes)
  42. Taco Pun: Don’t worry… taco your time.
  43. Have a spec-taco-ular day!
  44. Don’t worry, taco your time.
  45. Taco Pun: Let’s taco bout snacks, baby!
  46. Life is like a taco… It falls apart.
  47. Inhale tacos. Exhale negativity.
  48. Taco Pun: Taco jokes can be so corny that they get a bad wrap.
  49. Taco Pun: Taco chefs live their lives by season the moment.
  50. Taco Pun: Seven whole days without tacos makes one weak.
  51. Taco Pun: Don’t eat too many tacos—you’ll put yourself into a tacoma!
  52. Taco Pun: I packed you an extra taco—just in queso you need it!
  53. Taco Pun: Tacos have fillings, too!
  54. I‘m going to get tacos by whatever beans necessary.
  55. These tacos are going to guac your world.
  56. Taco Pun: I absolutely love tacos… in queso you didn’t know. (Cheese Jokes)
  57. These tacos are going to guac your world.
  58. We can taco ‘ver the phone later if you want. 
  59. Bikini season is just around the corner. Unfortunately, so is the taco truck. (Summer Jokes)
  60. As a good luck charm my baseball team eats taco bell before every game… To help us get more runs than our opponent.
  61. What does a taco say on Saint Patrick’s Day?… “Taco the morning to ya!” (St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
  62. I wrapped my cat in a blanket… Now she’s a purrito. (Cat Jokes)
  63. My cat hates tacos… she prefers to eat purr-itos. (Cat Jokes)
  64. Someone asked me if I was into fitness… Yeah, fit’n’ess whole taco in my mouth in one go.
  65. Customer: “Waiter, this taco tastes funny!” Waiter: “Then why aren’t you laughing?”
  66. A tortilla chip is an i-salsa-les triangle. (Geometry Jokes for Teachers)
  67. What did turtle say to the taco?… My shell or yours? (Turtle Jokes)
  68. If you don’t like tacos… I’m nacho type. (Valentine’s Day)
  69. Did you see this week’s forecast?… Yep, cold today, hot tamale.
  70. Have you heard about the garlic taco diet?… You don’t lose any weight, but from a distance your friends think you look thinner!
  71. Why didn’t Superman eat the nachos at tonight’s taco Tuesday dinner?… He’s afraid of that chip-tonight.
  72. What do you call a cold taco?… A brrrrrrr-ito.
  73. What type of tortilla chip dip would a religious person prefer?… Gauca-holy.
  74. Why did the Mexican restaurant get such a great review on Tuesday night?… It was nacho average Taco Tuesday!
  75. What did the Krispy Kreme donut sign say on Taco Tuesday?… Don’t forget about us today, we have fillings too…
  76. What did the taco say to the burrito?… “Where you bean?”
  77. I invited my new neighbor to go out for some Mexican food… I hope we have something to taco bout.
  78. What was the taco’s favorite part of the day?… Cumin home.
  79. What is a taco’s favorite musical genre?… Wrap ‘n’ roll.
  80. What did the taco mom ask her upset taco son?… Wanna taco bout it?
  81. What do tacos say on St. Paddy’s Day?… Taco the morning to ya!
  82. Lou Reed was supposed to come over, but he had to taco walk on the wild side instead.
  83. What attacked the nacho while he was out fishing?… A tacodile.
  84. The tortilla rebellion ended quickly, but it was a hostile taco-ver.
  85. How much do taco chefs earn?… A meager celery.
  86. Mama would always say… “pack an extra taco, just in queso you need it.”
  87. What do tacos do on the weekend?… Spend quality thyme with their kids.
  88. Taco Bell sure does know how to keep their secret recipe under wraps…
  89. What did the taco say when I asked it’s name?… It’s nacho business.
  90. What’s the secret to making good tostada?… Taco your time…
  91. We did the chef ask the unruly nacho?… Are you going taco-ooperate?
  92. What do tacos do while drinking coffee?… They read the pepper.
  93. What do you get when you mix the elemental compounds tantalum 73 and cobalt27?… TA-CO.
  94. How does a tortilla chip sneeze?… Na-choooooo.
  95. How did the children enjoy their tour of the tortilla factory?… They had a spec-taco-ular day!
  96. What do you call a boring taco?… A “bore” rido.
  97. Cinco de Mayo is here!… Let’s give ’em something to taco bout! (Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
  98. The taco chef hasn’t turned up to work for a week…. He has a bad queso the flu. (Labor Day Jokes)
  99. How can a taco get out of taco jail?… By making Taco Bail.
  100. How much do I love tacos?… From my head tomatoes.
  101. How was the taco that my friend made for me?… Mexcellent.
  102. What is a taco’s favorite type of dance?… The salsa.
  103. What did one taco say to the other when he was acting unusual?… You are nacho self today.
  104. When I was asked if I preferred burritos or tacos, I didn’t know how to answer… I was stuck between a guac and a hard place.
  105. You will never truly know heartbreak until you see a waiter coming with your tacos and then he sharply swerves to a different table!
  106. Did you hear they put a Taqueria on the moon?… Great food, but terrible atmosphere! (Full Moon Jokes)
  107. Did you hear about the taco who got into danger?… Their life was at steak.
  108. What is an octopus’s favorite food?… Ten-tacos.
  109. Why did Taco Bell hire Eminem?… Because he’s a Wrap God.
  110. When my mom went out she left me some tacos… in queso emergency. (Mom Jokes)
  111. Everyone else was already eating, so I asked the waiter if my taco was going to be long. He said no, it was going to be round. (Geometry Jokes for Teachers)
  112. What does a depressed taco say?… I don’t wanna taco ’bout it. (Psychology Jokes)
  113. Have you heard the joke about the Santa Fe taco?…  It was corny. (Corn Jokes & New Mexico Jokes)
  114. If you eat 25 tacos and pass out, you’ll wake up in.. Tacoma.
  115. Why shouldn’t you trust tacos?… Because they always spill the beans!
  116. People think eskimos eat fish… but most of the time they eat brrr-itos.
  117. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about tacos?
  118. I don’t like it when you make tacos… They’re nacho best dish.
  119. Hey baby, taco walk on the wild side! (Walking Jokes)
  120. What is a taco’s favorite musical genre?… Wrap music, of course! (Music Jokes)
  121. Did you hear about the tortilla rebellion?… It was a hostile taco-ver.
  122. Why did you climb onto the roof of the taqueria?… Because the manager said the fish taco was “on the house.” (Hiking Jokes)
  123. I want to start juicing but I’m hesitant because I don’t know how to juice tacos. 
  124. Taco cat spelled backwards is taco cat. (Cat Jokes)
  125. What is a taco’s favorite TV show?… Better Call Salsa.
  126. Which Disney princess only comes out on Cinco de Mayo?… Taco Belle! (Disney Jokes & Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
  127. The local Greek restaurant has started serving the best tacos and burritos. I thought I was going to love it, but it turned out it was just Greecey Mexican food. 
  128. What is a restaurant for robots called?… Taco Dell.
  129. Let’s taco bout how we’re going to shell-ebrate National Taco Day! (Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
  130. Thank god I don’t have to hunt for my food… I don’t even know where tacos live. (Hunting Jokes)
  131. Have you ever been interrupted by a tortilla?… It’s seriously annoying, they always taco’ver you.
  132. Why did the taco chef stop cooking?… He ran out of thyme.
  133. Have you heard the new taco joke?… Never mind, its too cheesy! (Cheese Jokes) 
  134. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Waiter!… Waiter who?… Waiter minute while I bring you some tacos!
  135. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good taco knock-knock joke?
  136. What did you say after celebrating National Taco Day?… Taco about a good time. (Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
  137. What is a spicy taco’s favorite movie?…  Catch me if you Cayenne!
  138. What did the taco say to the guacamole?… Avocado (I’ve got a) crush on you. (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  139. A guy walks into the doctor’s office. A quesadilla stuck in one of his ears, a burrito in the other ear, and a taco in one nostril. The man says, “Doc, this is terrible. What’s wrong with me?” The doctor says, “Well, first of all, you need to eat more sensibly.” (Doctor Jokes)
  140. Why does no one know Taco Bell’s secret recipe?… Because they keep it under wraps!
  141. I covered a crocodile with tortillas…. It became a tacodile. 
  142. It’s good to have friends who are taco chefs… They are always seasoning the day.
  143. Tacos say their own sort of Grace before a meal… It starts with, “lettuce pray.” (Lettuce Jokes)
  144. The taco waiter kept asking you personal questions… He was jalapeño business.
  145. The waiter’s interview at the Mexican restaurant wasn’t going very well. “Please,” he said, “taco chance on me.”  
  146. What do you call an ocean full of tacos?… Flotilla.
  147. Trying to decide what to order?… There are so many delicious tacos to choose from. Taco your time.
  148. Where are the best tacos served?… In the gulp of Mexico. (World Geography Jokes)
  149. I really want to go to the new Mexican restaurant that just popped up down the road… It’s become the taco the town.
  150. My life is like a taco… It’s falling apart. 
  151. Tortillas don’t sing Happy Birthday, they prefer to sing, “fajita jolly good fellow.” (Birthday Jokes)
  152. Mexicans like to put hot sauce on their tacos… Por flavor. 
  153. When you don’t want to talk about it, it’s best to burrito your head in the sand.  
  154. The Mexican restaurant owner decided to expand his business and open a tortilla factory… He wanted the extra dough. (Labor Day Jokes)
  155. What did the soft shell taco say when they wanted to cuddle?…  Fold me close! (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  156. Taco chance on me!
  157. What is a dog’s favorite taco?… Puppito! (Dog Jokes)
  158. My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well actually he said “less McDonald’s” but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.
  159. What do you call cheese that is not yours?… NA Cho cheese! (180 School Jokes & Cheese Jokes)
  160. How many guacs are in a bowl of guacamole?… Avocados number! (Mole Day Jokes & Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
  161. “Waiter! Theres a dead fly in my taco!” “Yeah, they can’t take the spicy jalapenoes.”
  162. My hobbies include eating tacos and complaining that I’m getting fat.
  163. I want to start juicing but I’m hesitant because I don’t know how to juice tacos. 
  164. What is Thor’s favorite food?… Thor-tillas. (Super Hero Jokes)
  165. Did you hear the slogan at that new Taqueria?… “7 days without tacos makes ONE weak!”
  166. The police said the burrito thief wouldn’t talk, so I tried to persuade him. “Listen,” I said, “you need taco-operate with us.” (Police Jokes)
  167. All I care about is tacos…and like 3 people. 
  168. A man went to a taco/thai fusion restaurant. “Waiter! Do you have frog legs?” “Of Course!” “Then hop off and get me more tacos!” (Frog Jokes)
  169. A taco and some nachos were hanging out. The nacho was so sad. The taco asked “Wanna taco bout it?” But the nacho turned away saying “It’s nacho business!” 
  170.  Come on, let’s not burrito round the bush.
  171. I know it’s early, but… I’m already thinking about tacos.
  172. What do you call a tortilla chip that works out?… A macho nacho. (Top 10 Sports Jokes)
  173. What Tex-Mex food is good at math?… Inch-iladas. (Math Jokes for Kids)
  174. Did you have the Wookie steak taco?… I heard its a little Chewie! (Chewbacca Jokes)
  175. Why are tortillas such bad conversationalists?… They always tacover you!
  176. What do you call a semi-aquatic reptile that loves Mexican food?… A tacodile.
  177. We’re going to get Mexican food, whether you want to or not… Are you going taco-ooperate?
  178. How do taco chefs live their lives?… By seasoning the moment! 
  179. Who serves food at the star wars taqueria?… Darth Waiter (Star Wars Jokes)
  180. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good taco knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  181. My idiot friend keeps saying, “Every time I go to Taco Bell, I get diarrhea.” I said, “Try ordering Tacos instead, moron.”
  182. Why do taco fish swim in salt water?… Cause pepper water is too spicy! (Swimming Jokes)
  183. “Waiter waiter! There is a bee in my taco!” “Yes sir, it’s the fly’s day off.” (Bee Jokes)
  184. Why did the Mexican put hot sauce on his taco?… Por flavor.
  185. What did you say after celebrating Cinco De Mayo?… Taco about a good time. (Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
  186. What does Pac-Man put on his tacos?… Guacauacauacauacauacauacamole
  187. What basketball player would be a great spokesperson for Taco Bell?… Taco Fall. (Basketball Jokes)
  188. What does a chicken taco say?… Guawk guawk!!
  189. When do you put french fries in tacos?… Fry-Day! (Fast Food Day Jokes)
  190. Don’t tell me to stop eating so many tacos… I don’t need that kind of negativity in my life. 
  191. What did the Taqueria chef say he did on vacation?… Taco bout what an awesome time he had! (Travel Guest Blogs)
  192. You can’t be sad with a taco in your hand. (Psychology Jokes)
  193. Let’s taco bout how we’re going to shell-ebrate Cinco de Mayo. (Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
  194. I wonder if there’s a taco out there thinking of me too. Boyfriends are cool and all, but have you tried tacos?
  195. “Waiter! There is a fly in the salsa!” “Don’t worry, the spider in your taco will get him.”
  196. “Waiter! Why is there a fly in my taco!” “I’m so sorry! I must have missed it when I picked out the others.”
  197. What do you call taco sauce protectors?… Mild Protective Services.
  198. What’s better than a talking burrito?… Adele taco.
  199. “Waiter, I ordered guac an hour ago, how long will the chips be?” “About 4 inches each I assume” 
  200. Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?… Because there was a Taco Bell on the other side.
  201. Why did the man climb onto the roof of taco truck?… Because the manager said the fish taco is on the house. (Hiking Jokes)
  202. There is no “we” in taco.
  203. “Waiter, this isn’t a taco. It’s got a hamburger bun!” “I’m so sorry! No bun intended.” (Hamburger Jokes)
  204. “Waiter! What is the moldy stuff?” “That’s a bean taco.” “I’m sure it’s been a taco, but what is it now?!?”
  205. “Waiter! What’s wrong with the eggs in this breakfast taco?” “I don’t know sir, I only laid the table.” (Egg Jokes)
  206. What’s the difference between my son and taco bell… I love taco bell.
  207. To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked pizza. Then I made tacos because they don’t live in a swing state.
  208. Yesterday was Star Wars Day (May The Fourth be with you). Today is Cinco de Mayo. Combine the two and tomorrow is…Revenge of the Sixth (Cinco De Mayo Jokes).
  209. Why did the baker open a tortilla factory?… For the extra dough! (Labor Day Jokes)
  210. We can taco ‘ver the phone later if you want.
  211. Have you ever been interrupted by a tortilla?… It’s seriously annoying, they always taco’ver you.
  212. The waiter’s interview at the Mexican restaurant wasn’t going very well. “Please,” he said, “taco chance on me.”
  213. What does a nosy pepper do?… Gets jalapeño business. (Biology Jokes)
  214. Have you heard the new quesadilla joke?… Never mind, its too cheesy! (Cheese Jokes) 
  215. What Tex-Mex food is good for measuring?… Inch-iladas. (Math Jokes for Kids)
  216. “Waiter, what is this fly doing in the salsa?” “Looks like the backstroke.” (Top 10 Sports Jokes)
  217. Have you heard the joke about the tortilla?… It was corny. (Corn Jokes)
  218. What do penguins like to eat?… Brrrrrrrrritos. (Penguin Jokes)
  219. What do call a cat in a blanket?… A purrrrito. (Top Animal Jokes)
  220. What is the favorite food of the North Pole?… Brrrr- itos. (Winter Jokes)
  221. What do you call a dangerous burrito?… Gangster wrap.
  222. Why did the man climb onto the roof of Mexican restaurant?… Because the manager said the taco is on the house.
  223. I tried eating the whole Taco Bell menu once… They kindly asked me to get off the counter.
  224. What did the stoner say when he had the best time of his life?… Taco about a good time.
  225. Some days I eat salad and go to the gym. Some days I chase 10 tacos with a dozen shots of tequila. It’s called balance. 
  226. I made some fish tacos last night…. They just swam around for ages and didn’t eat them.
  227. “I don’t like tacos” said no Juan ever.
  228. Did you eat my dalmatian taco?… Yeah, it really hit the spot! (Dog Jokes)
  229. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Olive… Olive who?… Olive tacos!
  230. What did one taco chip say to the other?… Let’s go for a dip.
  231. Cinco De Mayo Pun: It’s a specu-taco-lar day to celebrate with friends and family.