Sun Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best solar eclipse jokes.
  2. Daylight Savings Time gave me a back injury… I need to buy a smaller sundial.
  3. What is the most important part of a Daylight Saving Time bill?… The sunset provision. (Daylight Savings Jokes)
  4. A croissant is like the sun… it rises in the yeast.
  5. Which bank does the sun go to?… Daylight Savings. (Daylight Savings Jokes)
  6. “Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.” 
  7. Why did the lifeguard take Labor Day off?… She needed a day to shore up her energy and catch some rays. (Labor Day Jokes)
  8. What’s a comedian’s favorite book?… The Pun Also Rises. (Book Jokes)
  9. What is a top song during a solar eclipse?… Blinded by the Light by Manfred Mann’s Earth Band. (Solar Eclipse Jokes / 365 Music Jokes)
  10. Which of King Charles’ knights loved going to the beach?… Sir Tanlee. (Knight Jokes)
  11. Where does the sun go to the bathroom?… Lake Sunapee. (New Hampshire Jokes)
  12. What did the sun bring to the solar eclipse party?… A light snack! (Solar Eclipse Jokes)
  13. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Not the sun. (Solar Eclipse Jokes)
  14. Why did the sun go to school?… To get brighter! (Earth Day Jokes)
  15. What did the sun say when it reappeared after an eclipse?… “Pleased to heat you again.” (Solar Eclipse Jokes)
  16. Why were so many children reported missing during the eclipse?… Because no one could find their sun. (Solar Eclipse Jokes)
  17. What’s the best day to go on a field trip to the beach during summer camp?… SUN day! (Ocean Jokes for Kids & Sun Jokes) 
  18. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about solar eclipses?
  19. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good solar eclipses knock-knock joke?
  20. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good solar eclipse knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  21. Moon Landing After the Americans went to the Moon, the Soviets announced that they would be sending a man to the Sun. The engineers objected. “If you send a man to the Sun, he will burn up!” “What do you think I am, stupid?” he replied. “We’ll send him at night!” (Full Moon Jokes)
  22. What do you call two suns fighting each other?… Star Wars.
  23. What do you get when you take the sun and divide its circumference by its diameter?… Pi in the sky. (Pi Day Jokes)
  24. How come Voldemort hates the sun?… Because his sunglasses won’t stay up. (Sunglasses Jokes & Harry Potter Jokes)
  25. A lion and a giraffe are meeting at the zoo Lion: “You are late! We said to meet at sunset!” Giraffe: “I can still see the sun.” (Giraffe Jokes & Zoo Jokes)
  26. It just occurred to me Trump’s inauguration was cloudy… I guess the sun was another big star that refused to show.  (Inauguration Jokes)
  27. Yesterday I ran out of soap and body wash and all I could find was dish detergent…Then it Dawned on me.
  28. Why did the sun go to school on Memorial Day?… To get a little brighter!
  29. There’s a lunar eclipse, and the Sun and Moon are aligned. The Moon says “Hello Mr Sun, I don’t come across you very often!” The Sun arrogantly turns his nose up and replies, “Yes well, we move in different circles.” (Full Moon Jokes)
  30. What’s the best day to go to the beach?… SUN day! (Summer Jokes)
  31. Why was the middle school teacher wearing sunglasses to school?… She had bright students! (Middle School Jokes)
  32. How does the sun listen to music?… On its ray-dio! (Music Jokes & Sun Jokes)
  33. Why did the sun go to school?… To get brighter. (Sun Jokes / 180 School Jokes / Astronomy Jokes)
  34. Why didn’t the sun go to college?… Because it already had a million degrees! (Astronomy Jokes & College Jokes)
  35. How did the ocean say hello to the sun after the eclipse?… It waved. (Ocean Jokes for Kids & Full Moon Jokes)
  36. What do you call two suns fighting each other?… Star Wars. (May the 4th Be With You Jokes)
  37. The doctor told me to get in a bathtub full of milk to soothe my sunburn. I asked him, “Pasteurized?” He said, “No, just up to your neck.” (Doctor Jokes & Milk Jokes)
  38. What does the sun drink out of?… SUN glasses. (Sunglasses Jokes)
  39. What holds the sun up in the sky?… Sunbeams! (Sun Jokes)
  40. What is the best flower for a boy to give his mom?… Son-flower! (Mom Jokes & Flower Jokes)
  41. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?… Because her students were so bright!