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Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best summer camp jokes.
My girlfriend and I broke up at summer camp. We got into an argument over which canoe to get take. She got in one and I the other…. Then we just drifted apart. (Canoe Jokes)
Do you know the name of the summer camp director in France?… Phillipe Phloppe. (Flip Flop Jokes)
What is the best way to steer a canoe at summer camp?… Either oar. (Canoe Jokes)
Camper #1 was on one side of the river. Camper #2 was on the other side of the river. Camper #1 yells to Camper #2, “How do you get to the other side?” Camper #2 yells back, “You are on the other side!” (Camping Jokes)
Where do sharks go to summer camp?… Finland! (Shark Jokes for Kids)
Which letter is the coolest at summer camp?… Iced t. (26 Lessons for the Letter of the Week A- Z & Ice-T Jokes)
What kind of summer camp would a toilet, a mountain lion, and a watermelon all go to?… A John Cougar Melon Camp. (Watermelon Jokes & Music Jokes)
A Summer Camp Lifeguard Reprimanded a camper: Lifeguard: Boy! Stop peeing in the pool! Boy: But everyone does! Lifeguard: I know, but not from the diving board!
Do fish go to summer camp?… No, because they’re always in school! (Fishing Jokes & Jokes for Teachers)
What is a math teacher’s and math students’s favorite type of camp?… “Sum”mer Camp! (Math Jokes for Kids & Math Jokes for Teachers)
What summer camp race is never run?… A swimming race. (Swimming Jokes & Track Jokes)
Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?… To make up for his miserable experience at summer camp. (Fall Jokes for Kids)
When do you go at red and stop at green?… At summer camp when you’re eating a watermelon. (Watermelon Jokes for Kids)
What did the bread do at summer camp?… It loafed around. (Bread Jokes & Travel Blogs)
What did the pig say at the beach on a hot day at summer camp?… I’m bacon! (Bacon Jokes)
What vegetable do you eat at summer camp when you want to be very fast?… Hustle sprouts! (Farming Jokes)
Can a hamburger date a hot dog at summer camp?… Only if they have a very frank relationship! (Hamburger Jokes / Hot Dog Jokes / Wedding Jokes)
Why did the dog stay in the shade at summer camp?… It did not want to be a hot dog. (Dog Jokes & Hot Dog Jokes)
If you have 3 sleeping bags in one hand and 3 sleeping bags in the other, what do you have?… Pretty big hands. (Napping Jokes & Camping Jokes)
Why did the scarecrow win the summer camp award?… Because he was outstanding in his field!
What do you call a bear with no teeth at summer camp?… A gummy bear!
Why did the tomato turn red during summer camp?… Because it saw the salad dressing!
What do you call a fish that goes to summer camp?… A “school” of fish!
Why did the tree go to summer camp?… It wanted to branch out and make new friends!
What do you call a campfire that tells jokes?… A pun-ting campfire!
How do you make a tissue dance at summer camp?… You put a little “boogie” in it!
Why did the bicycle go to summer camp?… It wanted to get in some “pedal-lectual” exercise!
What did the ocean say to the camper?… Nothing, it just waved!
Why don’t vampires like summer camp?… They can’t “stake” the heat!
What do you call a bee at summer camp?… A little buzz camper!
Why did the computer go to summer camp?… It needed to refresh its memory!
What’s a snake’s favorite part of summer camp?… The “sss” mores!
How do you catch a squirrel at summer camp?… Climb a tree and act like a nut!
Why did the math book look forward to summer camp?… It wanted to have problems solved!
What do you call a bear that tells jokes at camp?… A funny bear!
What’s a campfire’s favorite song?.. “It’s getting hot in here!”
How do you make a lemonade stand at summer camp?… You put it in the sun and let it make lemon-aid!
What do you get when you cross a fish with a dog at summer camp?… A “reel” bark-kah!
Why did the scarecrow bring a ladder to summer camp?… Because it heard the cornfield needed “ear-raising”!
What did one wall say to the other at summer camp?… “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
What did the summer campers call the bear with no teeth?… A gummy bear. (Candy Jokes & Bear Jokes)
Why do bananas use sunscreen at summer camp?… Because they peel. (Banana Jokes)
What type of chair goes to wild summer camp concerts?… A rocking chair! (Music Jokes)
What’s green and goes to summer camp?…A brussel scout! (Farming Jokes)
What warm drink helps a summer camp director relax?… Calm-omile tea. (Tea Jokes)
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. But teach a man to fish… and you get rid of him for the whole weekend. (Fishing Jokes)
What kind of bagels do all the campers eat?… A Winnebago. (Bagel Jokes & Camping Jokes)
Why do trees have so many friends at summer camp?… They branch out. (Tree Jokes)
I went to buy a camouflage tent the other day for summer camp… I couldn’t find any. (Tent Jokes)
Why did the summer camp counselor quit his job?… Because it was always in tents. (Labor Day Jokes)
What kind of shoes do frogs wear to summer camp?… Open Toad Shoes. (Frog Jokes)
Why didn’t the elephant carry a suitcase to summer camp?… he already had a trunk! (Elephant Jokes)
What do you call a camper that drives through a thunderstorm rain?… Van Hailin’. (365 Music Jokes & Rain Jokes)
What do you call a bear at summer camp with no teeth?… A gummy bear. (Dentist Jokes & Bear Jokes)
Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe walk to the campfire with me? (Canoe Jokes & Walking Jokes)
What do bears call summer campers in sleeping bags?… Soft tacos. (Taco Jokes / Bear Jokes / Napping Jokes)
Where does a summer camper keep his money?… In the River Bank!
Why did the fish blush at summer camp?… Because it saw the lake’s bottom. (Fishing Jokes)
Why did the robot go to summer camp?… She needed to recharge. (Computer Jokes)
Why does Humpty Dumpty like camping in autumn?… Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall… (Camping Jokes / Fall Jokes)
What do you call vegetables that go to summer camp?… Brussel Scouts!
Knock, knock!… Who’s there?.. Scold… Scold who?… Scold outside the tent let me in! (Tent Jokes)
Where do goldfish go for summer camp?… Around the globe! (Geography Jokes for Kids & Fishing Jokes)
Where do cows go for summer camp?… Moo York. (New York Jokes & Cow Jokes)
A Summer book never written: “Summer Camps Are So Expensive” by Seymour Foreles. (Travel Blogs & Book Jokes)
How do campfires access the internet at summer camp?… They log in. (Tree Jokes& Camping Jokes)
Where do cows go to summer camp?… Moo Jersey. (Cow Jokes & Summer Camp Jokes)
What did the beaver say to the tree at the summer camp?… Been nice gnawing you. (Tree Jokes & Oregon Jokes)
Have you heard the joke about the skunk and the summer camp?… Nevermind – it really stinks. (Skunk Jokes)
Teacher: Where did your sister go for summer camp? Student: Alaska. Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself. (Geography Jokes for Kids & Alaska Jokes)
Why was the pig red?… He was out all day BACON in the sun at summer camp. (Bacon Jokes & Pig Jokes)
Where does a canoe go when it’s sick at summer camp?… To the DOCK! (Canoe Jokes for Kids & Doctor Jokes for Kids)
If you’ve got four tents, eight sleeping bags, and six camping chairs in your wheelbarrow, what have you got?… A big wheelbarrow. (Tent Jokes)
What did the summer camp director say to his campers when marshmallows kept falling into the campfire?… Stick with it. (Marshmallow Jokes)
What MTV show does a fishing camp director watch?… The Reel World! (Fishing Jokes & Music Jokes)
What summer camp destination makes a pet bird sing for joy?… The Canary Islands! (Bird Jokes for Kids)
Why was the summer camp so tiring?… It was in-tents (intense). (Napping Jokes & Tent Jokes)
What happened to the gun at summer camp?… He got FIRED! (Hunting Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)
The seaside summer camp we visited last summer was so boring that one day the tide went out and never came back. (Ocean Jokes for Kids)
Summer Camp Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Summer Camp? (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
What do you call a cat on a summer camp field trip to the beach?…. Sandy claws. (Christmas Jokes for Kids & Cat Jokes)
What do cows wear to summer camp in Hawaii?… Moo Moo’s. (Cow Jokes / Hawaii Jokes / Geography Jokes for Kids)
Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Moose!… Moose who?… Moose you. I hope you’re having fun away at sleep-away camp! (Moose Jokes)
What do frogs like to drink on a hot day at summer camp?… Croak-o-cola. (Summer Jokes & Frog Jokes)
What do you call witches who go on a summer camp field trip to the beach?… Sandwitches! (Massachusetts Jokes & Witch Jokes)
Why don’t mummies go on summer camp?… They’re afraid to relax and unwind! (Mummy Jokes & Mother’s Day Jokes for Kids)
What type of footwear is the scariest at summer camp?… Crocs!
What outdoor sport do spiders like at summer camp?… Fly fishing. (Spider Jokes & Fishing Jokes)
What does a bee do when it is hot at summer camp?… He takes off his yellow jacket. (Bee Jokes)
Which coloring utensil makes you tired at summer camp?… A craYAWN! (Crayon Jokes & Napping Jokes)
Where do eggs go for summer camp?… New Yolk City! (New York Jokes & Egg Jokes)
Why do the summer camp instructors wear sunglasses?…. Because the campers are so bright! (Top Summer Jobs for Teachers & Sunglasses Jokes)
Why do golfers at summer camp carry an extra pair of socks?… In case they get a hole in one. (Golf Jokes & Summer Camp Jokes)
What’s the best day to go on a field trip to the beach during summer camp?… SUN day! (Ocean Jokes for Kids & Sun Jokes)
How would you describe the views a peppermint gets while looking at the mountains at summer camp?… Breath Taking! (Hiking Jokes)
At summer camp, what did the lake say to the sailboat?… Nothing it just waved. (Geography Jokes for Kids)
Where did the sheep go to summer camp?… The Baa-hamas! (Geography Jokes for Kids & Travel Guest Blogs)
What happened to the pottery at summer camp?… He got fired! (Art Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)
First dog: Where do fleas go for summer camp? Second dog: Search me! (Dog Jokes for Kids)
What type of shoe stops up summer camp drains?… A clog!
Why did the summer camp director love his barbecue?… Because it was the grill of his dreams. (Summer Jokes)
What scares Irish kids when they go to summer camp?… Paddy long legs. (Spider Jokes & St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
What did the summer campers say about the campfire?… They gave it GLOWING reviews.
What does the sun drink out of at summer camp?… SUN glasses. (Sunglasses Jokes & Sun Jokes)
Why was the painter hot at summer camp?… He put on an extra coat!
What do teens who love to brag about summer camp accomplishments write in each night before bed?… A GLOATbook! (Grammar Jokes)
What do you call a group a grizzlies cracking up together at summer camp?… A BEARel of laughs! (Animal Jokes for Kids & Bear Jokes)
What do bears call summer campers in their sleeping bags?… Burritos.
Where do ants go for summer camp?… Frants. (Geography Jokes for Kids & Ant Jokes)
Summer Camp Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a knock-knock joke at Summer Camp? (June Jokes)
What do you call a cow who always takes your stuff at summer camp?… A mooooocher! (Animal Jokes for Kids & Cow Jokes)
Who is Burt’s Bees wax’s summer camp roommate?… Ernie’s bees wax! (Bee Jokes & Sesame Street Jokes)
What did one tide pool say to the other tide pool?… Show me your mussels. (Ocean Jokes for Kids)
What soothes a sick stomach and gives you neck support at night when you are at summer camp?… A PILL-ow. (Napping Jokes)
First woman: My son came to visit for summer vacation. Second woman: How nice! Did you meet him at the airport? First woman: Oh, no. I’ve known him for years! (Mother’s Day Jokes for Kids)
What do you call a fish with no eyes at a summer camp?… A fsh. (Biology Jokes)
I just flew back from my summer camp in Spain…. I bet your arms are tired. (Geography Jokes for Kids & Plane Jokes)
What did the beach say as the tide came in?… Long time no sea. (Geography Jokes for Kids)
Why didn’t the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?… Because he already had a trunk! (Elephant Jokes for Kids & Travel Guest Blogs)
Where did Tarzan go on summer camp?… Hollywood and Vine. (Disney Jokes for Kids)
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good summer camp knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
What’s brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?… A coconut at summer camp! (Travel Blogs & Sunglasses Jokes)
What time is it when people are throwing pieces of bread at your head during summer camp?… Time to DUCK! (Animal Jokes for Kids & Duck Jokes)
Teacher: Please use the words “letter carrier” in a sentence. Student: Yes, ma’am. “My dad said that after seeing how many things my sister was bringing on to summer camp, he would rather letter carrier own luggage.” (Mailman Jokes for Kids)
Why are gulls named seagulls?… If they were by the bay, they’d be bagels! (Ocean Jokes for Kids)
Why do fish swim in salt water?… Because pepper makes them sneeze! (Ocean Jokes for Kids)
Why don’t oysters share their pearls?… Because they’re shellfish. (Ocean Jokes for Kids)
Teacher: What’s gray, has four legs and a trunk? Student: An elephant. Teacher: No, a mouse going to summer camp. (Teacher Jokes & Elephant Jokes)
How would you describe the views a peppermint gets while looking at the Blue Ridge Mountains?… Breath Taking! (Hiking Jokes / Georgia Jokes / Candy Jokes)
What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?… It gets wet. (Geography Jokes for Kids)
What holds the sun up in the sky?… Sunbeams. (Sun Jokes)
How do you prevent a summer cold?… Catch it in the Winter! (Winter Jokes for Kids)
What do you call a snowman in July?… A puddle. (Christmas Jokes for Kids & July Jokes)
At summer camp. what did the ocean say to the shore?… Nothing it just waved. (Geography Jokes for Kids)
Why did the sand blush?… The sand blushed because the sea weed. (Geography Jokes for Kids)
How do you catch a monkey at summer campl?… Climb a tree and act like a banana. (Monkey Jokes & Banana Jokes)
What’s black and white and read all over?… A sunburned zebra at summer camp.
What do you call six weeks of rain in Scotland?… Summer! (World Geography Jokes & Summer Jokes)
What type of chair is good for yoga at summer camp?… A folding chair! (Yoga Jokes)
What is the shop teacher at summer camp’s favorite kind of paper?… Construction paper! (Art Jokes)
Why couldn’t the farmer find his way out of the corn field at summer camp?… He was in the middle of a maize! (Massachusetts Corn Mazes / Farming Jokes / Corn Jokes)
What do you call a wild dog that you can’t find at summer camp?… A WHEREwolf! (Halloween Jokes / Werewolf Jokes / Dog Jokes)
Which island of the coast of Africa does Dale Ernhart Jr. like to go to summer camp?… MadaNASCAR! (NASCAR Jokes for Kids & World Geography Jokes)
Why was the light bulb cold at summer camp?… He was in the shade!
Why do Grizzlies break their pencils at summer camp?… They BEAR down too hard! (Bear Jokes & Pencil Jokes)
Why was the summer camping so tiring?… It was in-tents (intense). (Napping Jokes)
Teacher: Where did your brother go for summer camp? Student: Alaska. Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself. (Geography Jokes for Kids & Alaska Jokes)
Why did the summer camp director quit his job?… Because it was always in tents.
Can a frog jump higher than the average tent?… Of course, tents can’t jump. (Frog Jokes)
Summer Camp is where you spend a small fortune to live like a homeless person. (Camping Jokes)

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