Star Wars Jokes for Kids

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Star Wars jokes.
  2. Obi-Wan: Why did the movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3, 7, 8, 9? Yoda: In charge of scheduling, I was.
  3. Who is the best Star Wars character at basketball?… Kobe Wan Kenobi. (World’s Best Basketball Jokes)
  4. Where does Jabba the Hutt eat?… Pizza Hutt. (Pizza Jokes)
  5. How long has Anakin Skywalker been evil?… Since the Sith Grade. (Sith Jokes & Middle School Jokes)
  6. Trying to come up with Jedi jokes about Star Wars is difficult… Sometimes they seem a bit too forced. (Jedi Jokes) 
  7. Why did Anikin Walker cross the road?… To get to the Dark Side. (Sith Jokes & Top 10 Revenge of the Fifth Jokes)
  8. Obi-Wan: Should I kill the Sith or let him go? Yoda: Kill him… (Obi-Wan executes the Sith.) Yoda: …you must not. (Jedi Jokes)
  9. Obi Wan: “Luke… I’m reading a great book about Force levitation… I can’t put it down.” (Book Jokes & Obi Wan Kenobi Jokes)
  10. Darth Vader: I know what you’re getting for Christmas. Luke: How do you know? Darth Vader: I can feel your presents. (Christmas Jokes)
  11. Obi-Wan: These aren’t the droids you’re looking for. Stormtrooper: They R2! (R2D2 Jokes)
  12. I didn’t like Obi-Wan’s Jedi master… But I’ve decided to let Qui-Gons be Qui-Gons. (Jedi Jokes)
  13. What did Palpatine say to the intern when they asked how many pizzas they needed for his birthday party?… “Order 66!” (Pizza Jokes & Birthday Jokes)
  14. What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?… Nice suit, must have cost you an .. (Darth Vader Jokes)
  15. What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say when he heard Anakin had joined the dark side?… “Sith happens!” (Sith Jokes)
  16. What do Star Destroyers wear to the prom?… A bow TIE. (Prom Jokes)
  17. What position does Darth Vader play in baseball?… The Umpire. (Baseball Jokes)
  18. What would Obi-wan say if he was an English teacher?… Metaphors be with you. (Jokes for Teachers & Grammar Jokes)
  19. What do you call a Jedi in denial?… Obi-Wan Cannot Be. (Jedi Jokes)
  20. Which Star Wars character is best at rugby?… Darth Maul! (Rugby Jokes)
  21. Knock, Knock…. Who’s there?… Luke… Luke who?… Luke out! Here comes another Star Wars knock knock joke! (Luke Skywalker Jokes)
  22. Roses are red, violets are blue, if you love Star Wars, May the Force be with You. (Flower Jokes)
  23. What do you call an Italian Jedi?… Obi Wan Cannoli.
  24. Originally, in The Force Awakens BB-8 had a brother. The robot would not stay on script or say his lines correctly, so he was fired. It is sad… but you can’t really feel bad for DV-8. (BB-8 Jokes & Grammar Jokes)
  25. Who swore the most in star wars?… R2-D2, they beeped out every word he said.
  26. Did you know RD2D uses foul language?… They have to bleep out all his words! (R2D2 Jokes)
  27. Why couldn’t Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?… Only a Sith deals in absolutes.
  28. Why did Princess Leia fail her exams?… She had Alderaan answers! (Jokes for Teachers)
  29. Is BB hungry?… No, BB-8. (BB-8 Jokes)
  30. Who does Princess Leia’s hair?… Darth Braider! (Barber Jokes)
  31. Why is Yoda such a good gardener?… Because he has a green thumb. (Spring Jokes & Yoda Jokes)
  32. What is R2D2 short for?… Because he has small legs! (R2D2 Jokes)
  33. Why couldn’t Princess Leia find love?… She was looking for love in Alderaan places! (365 Music Jokes & Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  34. What did they call Chewbacca in his first year of the NBA?… A Wookie. (365 Basketball Jokes)
  35. I saw a falcon eating avocado toast… Guess it’s a millennial falcon. (Bird Jokes & Toast Jokes)
  36. What flavor ice cream do Jedi like best?… Obi-Wan Spumoni. (Ice Cream Jokes & Obi Wan Kenobi Jokes)
  37. Why was the pitcher from the moon of Endor cut from the baseball team?… Ewoked every batter. (Baseball Jokes)
  38. How do Tusken Raiders cheat on their taxes?… They always single file, to hide their numbers.
  39. I don’t want to sound racist but… All stormtroopers look the same to me.
  40. How do Jedi say goodbye?… See ya Leia! (Jedi Jokes)
  41. What is the difference between the first fight between Vader and Kenobi and the second?… Obi-wan then Obi lost. (Darth Vader Jokes & Obi Wan Kenobi Jokes)
  42. How do Wookies like their cookies?… Chewie. (Chocolate Chip Cookie Jokes)
  44. Why is there no Jedi navy?… Sailing is a path to the dockside. (Navy Jokes & Sailing Jokes)
  45. Yoda and Obi-Wan are flying through space in their ship. Obi-Wan: “Are you sure we’re going in the right direction?” Yoda: “Off course, we are.” (Yoda Jokes)
  46. What was Obi-Wan Kenobi’s favorite place to hang out?… The Maul. (Black Friday Jokes)
  47. Luke and Obi-Wan walk into a Chinese restaurant. Ten minutes into the meal, Luke’s still having trouble with the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere. Obi-Wan finally snaps, Use the forks, Luke. (Obi Wan Kenobi Jokes)
  48. What do Jedi trees say to each other in the fall?… May the forest be with you. (Fall Jokes)
  49. Disney now owns Star Wars, Marvel, Indiana Jones, Disney World and the Simpsons. If they acquire my parent’s divorce they will own my entire childhood. (Indiana Jones Jokes)
  50. My wife says she’s leaving me because of my obsession with Star Wars. I said, “Please don’t go, honey. You’re the Obi-Wan for me.” (Psychology Jokes)
  51. How many treats can Obi Wan Kenobi eat?… Only one cannoli.
  52. What kind of vehicle did Watto drive?… A wattomobile. (Car Jokes)
  53. What’s a Jedi’s favorite car?… A Toy-Yoda. (Car Jokes)
  54. What did the dentist say to Luke Skywalker?… May the floss be with you.
  55. Why does Obi-Wan keep his coffee on the top shelf?… He likes the high grounds.
  56. Why was Darth Vader bad at sports?… He always choked.
  57. R2-D2 was the most vulgar movie character of all time… They bleeped out every word he said! (Movie Jokes)
  58. What did Yoda say when the bakery was out of Pies?… Dough. Or Doughnut. There is no Pie
  59. Why did the Storm Trooper want his teeth whitened?… To get rid of the dark side. (Dentist Jokes)
  60. Why does Han Solo like gum so much?… Because it’s chewy.
  61. Anakin: You underestimate my power! Obi wan: Your watt? Anakin: Exactly!
  62. Knock, Knock…. Who’s there?… Leia… Leia who?… Lei-a hand on me and you’re toast! (Star Wars Knock Knock Jokes & Toast Jokes)
  63. What’s fat, hairy, and drinks a lot of coffee?… Java the Hut! (Coffee Jokes)
  64. What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?… Luke Warm.
  65. Why is Obi-wan Kenobi a terrible marriage counselor?… The only advice he gives is Use di- vorce. (Divorce Jokes & Marriage Jokes)
  66. Why did Chewbacca get sent back down to play minor league baseball?… He was making too many Wookiee mistakes. (Baseball Jokes)
  67. What does Obi-Wan think about Padme and Anakin’s relationship?… Di-vorce is strong with these two. (Divorce Jokes)
  68. Why did Obi-wan not do his math homework?… Because only a Sith deals in absolutes. (Sith Jokes & Math Jokes for Teachers)
  69. So my friend decided to get a face tattoo of her favorite Star Wars character…. You should’ve seen the Luke on her face.
  70. Why was Luke under the Christmas tree?… He wanted to feel Obi Wan’s presents.
  71. Obi-Wan Kenobi was arrested last night… He’s being charged with Grievous Bodily Harm.
  72. So if Ani is short for Anakin, and Ben is short for Obi-Wan… and Fives is short for CT-27-5555… and Artoo is short for R2D2… and Chewie is short for Chewbacca… What is Luke short for?… A stormtrooper.
  73. Why is Obi-wan Kenobi a terrible marriage counselor?… The only advice he gives is Use di- vorce. (Divorce Jokes)
  74. Why shouldn’t you ask Yoda for money?… Because he’s always a little short.
  75. Which Star Wars character works at a restaurant?… Darth Waiter. (Labor Day Jokes)
  76. What car does Obi-Wan drive?… A Highlander. (Car Jokes)
  77. What do you call a pirate droid?… Argh2-D2 (Pirate Jokes)
  78. Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns?… So it doesn’t Hang Solow! (Barber Jokes)
  79. What do Jedi use to view PDF files?… Adobe Wan Kenobi. (Computer Jokes)
  80. What do people drink at Club Obi-Wan?… Qui-Gon Gin. (Jedi Jokes)
  81. Jedi’s make lousy spouses… They always threaten to use divorce. (Divorce Jokes)
  82. Why didn’t any of Luke Skywalker’s marriages last?… He always followed Obi-Wan’s advice: “Use divorce, Luke.” (Divorce Jokes)
  83. What did Yoda say to Princess Leia after separating with Han Solo?… May divorce be with you. (Divorce Jokes)
  84. Where did Luke get his bionic hand?… At the second-hand store. (Biology Jokes & Black Friday Jokes)
  85. Why did Chewbacca get sent back down to play in the G League for basketball?… He was making too many Wookiee mistakes. (Baseball Jokes)
  86. Why didn’t any of Luke Skywalker’s marriages last?… He always followed Obi-Wan’s advice: “Use divorce, Luke.” (Marriage Jokes & Divorce Jokes)
  87. What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the body builder in his pharmacy?… These are not the ‘roids you are looking for.
  88. Why did the tapeworm stay far away from Palpatine?… He didn’t want anyone to say he was in Sidious. (Grammar Jokes & Worm Jokes)
  89. What did Han Solo say to the waiter who recommended the haddock?… “Never sell me the cods!” (Fish Jokes & Fishing Jokes)
  90. What do you call Luke, Leia, Han, Chewie and the rest of The Rebellion at the beginning of a rugby match?… Rebel scrum! (Rugby Jokes)
  91. My wife says she’s leaving me because of my obsession with Star Wars. I said, “Please don’t go, honey. You’re the Obi-Wan for me.” (Divorce Jokes & Obi Wan Kenobi Jokes)
  92. How do you stir fry on Endor?… With an e-wok.
  93. How many Jedi’s does it take to screw in a lightsaber?… Obi-wan. (Jedi Jokes)
  94. What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at dinner?… Use the forks, Luke. (Luke Skywalker Jokes)
  95. May the Fourth Be With You……because tomorrow is Revenge of the Fifth! (Sith Jokes & Top 10 Revenge of the Fifth Jokes)
  96. What do you get if you mix a fruit with a bounty hunter?… Mango Fett!
  97. Early in the development of the Clone Wars show the writers wanted Obi Wan to forgive Darth Mail for killing his master and befriend him… They decided to let Qui-Gons be bygones.
  98. After watching Star Wars with my son for the first time today, he looked up at me and asked, “Daddy, why was R2D2 such a potty mouth?” Puzzled, I asked him what he meant. He replied, “Well, they had to bleep out every word he said!” (Dad Jokes)
  99. What’s the difference between Boba Fett and a time machine operated by Marty McFly?… One’s a Mandalorian, and the other’s a manned DeLorean.
  100. Why is vodka Obi-Wan Kenobi’s least favorite drink?… Because only a Sith deals in Absolut.
  101. What Star Wars character sells hot dogs?… Admiral Snackbar! (Hot Dog Jokes)
  102. What is R2-D2’s favorite style of music?… Beep-boxing! (365 Music Jokes)
  103. Why did C-3P0 get lost?… He went on an R2-Dtour. (R2D2 Jokes)
  104. What does Obi-Wan think about Padme and Anakin’s relationship?… Di-vorce is strong with these two. (Marriage Jokes & Divorce Jokes)
  105. What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?… R2 Detour.
  106. I found a small coffee shop named Higher Ground… Now I know where to find Obi-Wan if I need him.How did Darth Vader know what Obi-Wan Kenobi was getting for Christmas?… He felt his presents… (Christmas Jokes)
  107. Knock, Knock…. Who’s there?… Vader… Vader who?… Vader minute while I choke this guy. (Star Wars Knock Knock Jokes)
  108. How is Duck tape like the Force?… It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds the galaxy together.
  109. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Obi Wan Kenobi?
  110. Why did Obi-Wan survive the tsunami?… Because he had the high ground.
  111. Lord Vader, do you know the difference between your 1st and 2nd fight w/ Kenobi?… Obi-Wan, then Obi lost.
  112. Does R2-D2 have any brothers?… No, only Transistors.
  113. What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at breakfast?… Use the forks, Luke.
  114. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Obi Wan Kenobi knock-knock joke?
  115. Which website did Chewbacca get arrested for creating?… Wookieleaks. (Police Jokes)
  116. Knock, Knock…. Who’s there?… Luke… Luke who?… Luke out! Here comes another Star Wars joke!
  117. What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at lunch?… Use the forks, Luke.
  118. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Obi Wan Kenobi knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  119. Why won’t Obi-Wan mix you a vodka cocktail?… Only a Sith deals in Absoluts.
  120. What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say at a restaurant?… Use the fork, Luke.
  121. What’s an elephant’s favorite Star Wars character?… TUSKan Raiders. (Elephant Jokes)
  122. Why do Jedi always burn their pancakes?… Because they won’t turn over to the dark side. (Pancake Jokes)
  123. What is Obi-Wan Kenobi’s favorite type of BBQ sauce?… A bold one.
  124. What do you call a Jedi knight who delivers babies?… Obi-Gyn Kenobi.
  125. How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for his birthday?… He felt his presents! (Birthday Jokes)
  126. Husband: “That is him. That’s Kenny Baker, the actor who played R2D2 in Star Wars.” Wife: “Are you sure?” It doesn’t look like him, go on over and ask.” Husband: (A couple of minutes later) I walked back over to her. Wife: “Well, what did he say?” Husband: “Nothing. It’s a rubbish bin.”
  127. My friend asked me if the new Star Wars was in 3D… … and I said, yes, but they R2D2. (Movie Jokes)
  128. What do you get when you cross an elephant with Darth Vader?… An ele-Vader. (Elephant Jokes)
  129. Luke and Obi-Wan walk into a Chinese restaurant. Ten minutes into the meal, Luke’s still having trouble with the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere. Obi-Wan finally snaps, “Use the forks, Luke.”
  130. Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?… To get to the Dark Side. (Car Jokes & Walking Jokes)
  131. Knock, Knock…. Who’s there?… Luke… Luke who?… Luke out! Here comes another Star Wars joke!
  132. When did Anakin’s Jedi masters know he was leaning towards the dark side?… In the Sith Grade. (Middle School Jokes & May Jokes for Teachers)
  133. Which Star Wars character is best at rugby?… Darth Maul! (Rugby Jokes)
  134. What do you get if you mix a fruit with a bounty hunter?… Mango Fett!
  135. We don’t want to sound racist but… All Clone Troopers look the same to us.
  136. How long has Anakin Skywalker been evil?… Since the Sith Grade. (Sith Jokes & Middle School Jokes)
  137. A clone trooper walks into a pub and asks the barman, “Hey, have you seen my brother?”“I dunno,” says the barman, “What does he look like?”
  138. Did you know R2D2 loves to curse?… They have to bleep out all his words.
  139. How many Sith Lords does it take to change a lightbulb?… None, because they prefer it a little on the dark side.
  140. May the Fourth be With You Star Wars Jokes: What did Luke Skywalker say on Independence day?… May the fourth be with you! (July Jokes)
  141. Where do storm troopers go to warm up on cold January days?… The Darth Mall.
  142. Why is the BB unit droid not hungry?… Because BB-8. (BB-8 Jokes)
  143. Why do parents love BB-8 so much?… He is a great role model. (BB-8 Jokes)
  144. Why wasn’t the droid hungry?… Because BB-8. (BB-8 Jokes)
  145. Yesterday was Star Wars Day (May The Fourth be with you). Today is Cinco de Mayo. Combine the two and tomorrow is…Revenge of the Sixth! (Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
  146. What do you call 5 siths piled on top of a lightsaber?… A Sith-Kabob! (Top 10 Revenge of the Fifth Jokes)
  147. What did the sweet potato say to Luke Skywalker?… I Yam your father! (Father’s Day Jokes & Farming Jokes)
  148. Who is short, green and plays the cello?… Yo-Yo Da. (Music Jokes)
  149. What’s a baseball player’s least favorite Star Wars movie?… The Umpire Strikes Back. (Baseball Jokes)
  150. I went to a sale at the Darth Maul… Everything was half off.
  151. Which Jedi became a rock star?… Bon Jovi-Wan Kenobi! (Music Jokes)
  152. What do you call Kenobi triplets?… Obi-Three.
  153. Which Star Wars hero works part-time in a café?… Luke Dishwasher!
  154. Took my date to Star Wars and dinner… to make sure BB-8. (BB-8 Jokes)
  155. Why was the Millennium Falcon easier to fly after The Force Awakens?… It’s now Hans free.
  156. What sound do Yoda’s sheep make?… Day go baaa. (Sheep Jokes)
  157. How does Darth Vader like his toast?… On the Dark Side. (Top 10 Revenge of the Fifth Jokes & Toast Jokes)
  158. Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Obi Wan Kenobi Star Wars jokes.
  159. What does Yoda say to encourage a Padawan before a test?… Do well, you will do! (May Jokes for Teachers)
  160. What do Gungans put things in?… Jar Jars.
  161. What’s the difference between an ATAT and a stormtrooper?… One’s an Imperial walker and the other is a walking Imperial. (Walking Jokes)
  162. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Star Wars?
  163. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Stat Wars knock-knock joke?
  164. Where does Qui-Gon keep his jam?… In a Jar-Jar.
  165. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Star Wars knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  166. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Star Wars May the Fourth Be With You jokes.
  167. Where does Princess Leia shop for Father’s Day?… At the Darth Maul. (Father’s Day Jokes)
  168. What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?… Game of Clones.
  169. What is Jabba the Hutt’s middle name?… “The”
  170. What did the rancor say after he ate a Wookiee?… Chewie!
  171. Where does Princess Leia go shopping for a new outfit?… At the Darth Maul, of course. (Black Friday Jokes)
  172. Who curses the most in Star Wars? R2-D2… everything he says is bleeped out.
  173. What do you call a droid that uses the toilet?… R2-peepoo.
  174. How do you unlock doors on Kashyyyk?… With a woo-key.
  175. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Star Wars?
  176. What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets?… Wookieeleaks. (Chewbacca Jokes)
  177. What would you call Padme if she was a dog?… Petme Imadoggie. (Dog Jokes)
  178. Why is a droid mechanic never lonely?… Because he’s always making new friends!
  179. What did Obi Wan say to Luke when he tried to eat bantha pie with a spoon?… “Use the FORK, Luke.” (Pie Jokes)
  180. Knock, Knock…. Who’s there?… Luke… Luke who?… Luke out! Here comes another Star Wars knock knock joke! (Star Wars Knock Knock Jokes)
  181. What’s Boba Fett’s favorite Christmas tune?… Jango bells, Jango bells, Jango all the way! (Christmas Jokes)
  182. Where does Jabba the Hutt eat?… Pizza Hutt. (Pizza Jokes)
  183. How does Darth Vader enjoy his Thanksgiving turkey?… On the dark side! (Thanksgiving Jokes & Turkey Jokes)
  184. What is a jedi’s favorite toy?… A yo-yoda (Top 10 Teaching Quotes by Yoda)
  186. Where do Star Wars characters shop?… Darth Maul! (Black Friday Jokes)
  187. What’s the difference between Han Solo’s bogeys (boogers) and his best friend?… Nothing. They’re both Chewie. (Chewbacca Jokes)
  188. The crew of the Millennium Falcon will be making all of the rebels’ costumes… From now on. They’ll be 100% han’ made.
  189. What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?… Chocolate Chip Wookiee. (Chocolate Chip Cookie Jokes)
  190. Who tries to be a Jedi?… Obi-Wannabe.
  191. What did Luke Skywalker say after he planted a tree?… May the forest be with you! (Christmas Tree Jokes)
  192. What do you call a bounty hunter from the South?… Bubba Fett. (Top 50 State Jokes)
  193. What do you call a fight between film actors?… Star wars! (Movie Jokes)
  194. Knock, Knock…. Who’s there?… Art… Art who?… R2-D2! (Star Wars Knock Knock Jokes)
  195. What’s the name of the worst cantina on Coruscant?… The Ackbar. (Beer Jokes)
  196. Which Star Wars character uses meat for a weapon instead of a Lightsaber?… Obi Wan Baloney.
  197. What goes, “Ha, ha, ha, haaaa…. AGGGHHHH! Thump”?… An Imperial Officer laughing at Darth Vader.
  198. How do Ewoks communicate over long distances?… With Ewokie Talkies.
  199. As a Disney character what song would Vader sing?… “When You Wish Upon A Death Star.” (Disney Jokes)
  200. What did Darth Vader say to the Emperor at the Star Wars auction?… “What is thy bidding, my master?”
  201. What did the Jedi say to the sheep?… May the Force be With Ewe! (Sheep Jokes)
  202. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Stat Wars knock-knock joke?
  203. Knock, Knock…. Who’s there?… Ewok who?… Ewoked the door! Wet me in! (Star Wars Knock Knock Jokes)
  204. Knock, Knock…. Who’s there?… Obi-Wan… Obi-Wan who?… You’re the Obi-Wan for me! (Star Wars Knock Knock Jokes)
  205. Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?… To get to the Dark Side.
  206. What do Whipids say when they kiss?… Ouch. (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  207. Why do doctors make the best Jedi?… Because a Jedi must have patience. (Doctor Jokes)
  208. Dear Jedi, Today is Friday the 13th,there’s never been a better time to join the Dark Side. (Friday the 13th Jokes)
  209. How did they get between floors on the Death Star?… In the ele-Vader.
  210. What do you call C-3PO when he’s being a good listener?… Hear-Threepio.
  211. Stormtroopers in quarantine are like, “I miss people.” I’m not too sympathetic… They always miss people.
  212. What was Tarkin’s favorite brand of toilet paper?… Charmin to the last.
  213. Does R2D2 have any brothers?… Nope, only transistors.
  214. What do you call it when only one Star Wars character gives you a round of applause?…. A Hand Solo!
  215. Why was the pitcher from the moon of Endor cut from the baseball team?… Ewoked every batter. (Baseball Jokes)
  216. How many Star Wars characters does it take to change a lightbulb?… Lots …. because many Hans makes light work.
  217. What did Yoda ride as a kid?… A do-cycle. Because there is no tri.
  218. What’s Jar Jar Binks’ favorite meal?… Miso soup.
  219. Why was the droid angry?… Because people kept pushing its buttons.
  220. Why is a gossip website like the Imperial Fleet?… They’re both full of star destroyers.
  221. Where does Kylo Ren get his creepy black clothes? From his closet…. No, I mean where does Kylo Ren buy his clothes? From the mall. I mean, have you seen how much Kylo Ren stuff they have there right now?
  222. What do you call a Sarlacc Pit that only speaks in ironic mockery?… A Sar-chasm.
  223. Did you know Fozzie Bear was in Star Wars?… He was an Ewokka-wokka!
  224. What was General Grievous’ favorite band?… Weezer.
  225. The 1st Week of May: What a great week! May the Fourth…. Cinco De Mayo and Revenge of the Fifth!
  226. Have you tried the gluten-free Wookiee treats?… No, but I heard they are a little Chewy.
  227. What did Leia’s adoptive parents say when she used to sleepwalk as a child?… Uh-oh, it’s the rise of Skywalker.
  228. What do you call two Han Solos singing together?… Han Duet.
  229. What do you call a rebel princess who only shops at Whole Foods?… Leia Organic.
  230. What is Admiral Ackbar’s favorite type of music?… Trap.
  231. What do you call an eel that loves the new Star Wars trilogy?… A More-Rey Eel.
  232. What was Lando’s nickname before he became a skilled pilot?… Crashdo.
  233. Darth Vader choked Punxsutawney Phil, saying, “I find your lack of an early Spring disturbing.” (Ground Hog Day Jokes)
  234. Why are Death Star pilots fed up with space battles?… Because they always end up in a Tie.
  235. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Star Wars knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  236. What did Darth Vader say when he walked into a vegetarian restaurant?… “I find your lack of steak disturbing.” (Cow Jokes)
  237. What do you call a Spanish Jedi?… Obi-Juan Kenobi.
  238. Why can’t you count on Yoda to pick up the bar tab?… Because he’s always a little short. (Beer Jokes)
  239. “Luke… I just watched a great documentary about how the Death Star was built… It was riveting, Luke. It was riveting…”
  240. What do you get if you cross Darth Vader with a toad?… Star Warts. (Frog Jokes)
  241. Why should you never tell jokes on the Falcon?… The ship might crack up.
  242. What do you call a potato that has turned to the Dark side?… Vader Tots. (Farming Jokes & Potato Jokes)
  243. Why didn’t Luke Skywalker cross the road?… Because he got a ticket for Skywalking. (Walking Jokes)
  244. The Death Star’s shield generator walks into a bar. The bartender scowls and says, “Alright pal, I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.” (Beer Jokes)
  245. What do you call two suns fighting each other?… Star Wars. (Sun Jokes)
  246. Why is Han Solo a loner?… Because he’s solo.
  247. How did Darth Vader cheat at poker?… He kept altering the deal.
  248. How do Hawaiians greet Admiral Ackbar?… Aloha Ackbar! (Hawaii Jokes)
  249. JUNE (to Yoda): Do you think April will march in the parade? YODA: March April may, June. (June Jokes)
  250. What do you call an invisible droid?… C-through-PO.
  251. What do you need to reroute droids?… R2-Detour. (Cars Jokes)
  252. What cars do elves drive?… A toy Yoda. (Star Wars Jokes & Car Jokes)
  253. How hot is it on Polis Massa?… Luke warm!
  254. Why didn’t Luke cross the road?… He got a ticket for Skywalking!
  255. Where do people go for chicken on Cloud City?… Lando’s
  256. What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?… Star Warts!
  257. The Star Wars text crawl walks into a bar.“Get outta my pub!” the bartender yells. “We don’t serve your type here.”
  258. An Ewok strolls into a bar and says to the bartender, “I’ll have a whisky and …… soda.”The bartender says, “Sure thing—but why the little pause?”“Dunno,” says the Ewok. “I’ve had them all my life.”
  259. What did the specter of Obi Wan Kenobi say to the bartender?… “Give me a beer and a mop.”
  260. Luke walks into the Mos Eisley cantina, cradling a slab of dirt in his arms. “What’ll it be?” asks the barman. “A pint for me, and one for the road.”
  261. “Luke…did you know I almost joined the Jedi Debate Team… Somebody talked me out of it.”
  262. “Luke…did you know R2D2 used to work for me? …He asked to be paid under the table.”
  263. How many Corellians does it take to change a glowpanel?… None, if the room’s dark, then you can’t see them cheat at sabacc.
  264. Knock, Knock…. Who’s there?… Padme… Padme who?… Padme down if you have to, but let me in!
  265. Knock, Knock…. Who’s there?… Obi-Wan… Obi-Wan who?… Obi-Wan minute … just let me fix the doorknob.
  266. What do sand people use to find their enemies?… A Tuscan radar.
  267. Which imperial officer hated Thanksgiving?… Grand Moff Turkeyn (Top Thanksgiving Day Jokes)
  268. What did Luke Skywalker say on Independence day?… May the fourth be with you! (July Jokes)
  269. What does Luke Skywalker say whilst playing golf… May the course be with you! (Golf Jokes)
  270. What did the sweet potato say to Luke Skywalker?… I Yam your father! (Father’s Day Jokes & Dad Jokes)
  271. What did Luke Skywalker say after he planted a Christmas tree farm?… May the forest be with you! (Christmas Tree Jokes)
  272. Who does Princess Leia’s hair?… Darth Braider! (Barber Jokes)
  274. The best part of any person is always their Dark Side. (Psychology Jokes)
  275. What’s a Rebel’s favorite TV talent show?…  X-wing Factor.
  276. Why did the smuggler cross the spacelanes?… To get to the other side.
  277. How many Sith does it take to screw in a hyperdrive?… Two, but I don’t know how they got in it. (Revenge of the 5th Jokes)
  278. Why did the Stormtrooper start jumping up and down?… He stepped on Ant-hillies.
  279. What do Star Destroyers wear to parties?… A bow TIE.
  280. Knock, Knock…. Who’s there?… Yoda… Yoda who?… Yoda leh ee-hoooo! (Star Wars Knock Knock Jokes)
  281. Knock, Knock…. Who’s there?… Padme… Padme who?… Padme down if you have to, but let me in! (Star Wars Knock Knock Jokes)
  282. Why is Luke Skywalker always invited on picnics?… He always has the forks with him. (Summer Jokes)
  283. How many stormtroopers does it take to replace a lightbulb?… Two; one to screw the bulb in, the other to shoot him and take the credit.
  284. Why does Leia wear buns on her head?… In case she gets hungry in a Senate meeting. (Barber Jokes)
  285. Knock, Knock…. Who’s there?… Obi-Wan… Obi-Wan who?… Obi-Wan minute … just let me fix the doorknob. (Star Wars Knock Knock Jokes)
  286. Why are Death Star pilots fed up with space battles?… Because they always end up in a Tie.
  287. What side of an Ewok has the most hair?… The outside. (Barber Jokes)
  288. How do you get down from a bantha?… You don’t. You get down from a goose.
  289. What do you call a person who brings a rancor its dinner?… The appetizer.
  290. Why did Yoda cross the road?… Because the chickens Forced him to. (Chicken Jokes)
  291. Why did Padme Amidal keep her Boots on?… Because they were too BOOT-iful!
  292. Why is the Millenium Falcon so slow?… Because it takes a millenium to go anywhere.
  293. What happens when a red and white X-Wing crashes into green water?… It gets wet.
  294. Why do Twi’leks like to flip coins?… So that they can say, “Heads or tails!”
  295. What do Jawa’s have that no other creature in the galaxy has?… Baby Jawas. (Baby Jokes)
  296. Which website did Chewbacca get arrested for creating?… Wookieleaks! (Chewbacca Jokes)
  297. Why did Yoda visit Barclays yesterday?… He was after a bank clone. (bank loan)
  298. Who do Clones visit when they’re sick?… Well it’s Anadin Skywalker if they have a headache …… and Commander Codeine if it’s a tickly cough. (Doctor Jokes)
  299. What do sand people use to find their enemies?… A Tuscan radar.
  300. How would a rather larger Rogue get into his X-wing?…  He’d Wedge himself in.
  301. What do you call a female Mandalorian?… Womandalorian.
  302. What do you call a potato that has turned to the Dark side?… Vader Tots.
  303. Why did the crazy Angrallian Toobir cross the nebula?… To get to the other dementia. (Psychology Jokes)
  304. Why did Kit Fisto storm out of the sushi restaurant?… Because they were serving Mon Calamari.
  305. How many Corellians does it take to change a glow panel?… None, if the room’s dark, then you can’t see them cheat at sabacc.
  306. What time is it when an AT-AT steps on your chronometer?… Time to get a new chronometer.
  307. Why do vornksrs stop slowly?… They’re afraid of whiplash.
  308. Which imperial officer hated Thanksgiving?… Grand Moff Turkeyn. (Thanksgiving Jokes)
  309. Does R2D2 have any brothers?… No. Only transisters.
  310. What do you call a Sith who won’t fight?… A Sithy. (Revenge of the 5th Jokes)
  311. Why did Jabba win the pizza eating contest?… Because no one outpizzas the Hutt. (Pizza Jokes)
  312. Why did Anikin Walker cross the road?… To get to the Dark Side. (Top 10 Revenge of the Fifth Jokes)
  313. What’s Yoda’s advice for going to the bathroom?.. Doo-doo or doo-doo-not-do.
  314. Why was Darth Vader bad at baseball?… He always choked. (Baseball Jokes)
  315. Why was Darth Vader bad at lacrosse?… He always choked. (Lacrosse Jokes)
  316. Why was Darth Vader bad at softball?… He always choked.
  317. Why was Darth Vader bad at volleyball?… He always choked. (Baseball Jokes)
  318. Why was Darth Vader bad at basketball?… He always choked. (Basketball Jokes)
  319. How does Darth Vader like his quesadillas cooked?… On the dark side.
  320. Why did Episodes 4, 5, and 6 come out before 1, 2, and 3?… Because in charge of directing, Yoda was. (Movie Jokes & Yoda Jokes)

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