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- Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Stanley Cup hockey jokes.
- It is Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right at center ice. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there. “No” says the neighbor. “The seat is empty.” “This is incredible,” said the man. “Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Stanley Cup, and not use it?” The neighbor says, “Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Stanley Cup we haven’t been to together since we got married.” “Oh, I’m so sorry to hear that. That’s terrible. But couldn’t you find someone else, a friend, a relative or even a neighbor to take the seat? The man shook his head. “No,” he says. “They’re all at the funeral.” (Grandparent Jokes)
- What does the best NHL hockey team get for their end-of-season party?… Stanley Cupcakes. (Cupcake Jokes)
- What is the weather channel’s favorite NHL hockey team?… The Tampa Bay Lightning. (Rain Jokes & Tampa Bay Jokes)
- What did the skeleton drive to the Stanley Cup hockey game?… A Zam-bony. (Halloween Jokes for Kids)
- I recently found out that Stan Lee was an exceptional hockey player… His very first practice and he already had the Stanley Cup. (Hockey Jokes)
- What does a Stanley Cup hockey player and a magician have in common?… Both do hat tricks!
- What do you give a Stanley Cup hockey player when he demands money?… A check.
- Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?… All of them, a crossbar can’t jump! (Track and Field Jokes for Kids)
- Why do Stanley Cup hockey players like most about chess?… When they get to check the king.
- What the best way to get a Stanley Cup hockey player into a bank?… Offer free checking.
- How a does Stanley Cup hockey player kiss?… He puckers up. (Valentine’s Day Jokes for Kids)
- What do a bad hockey team (insert name) and the Titanic have in common?… They both look good until they hit the ice!
- Old hockey players never die, they just achieve their final goal!
- What do you call a grumpy hockey player?… No more, Mr. Ice guy!
- What is the hardest foot to buy a hockey skate for?… A square foot. (Football Jokes)
- Where is the best place to shop for a Stanley Cup hockey shirt?… New Jersey. (Geography Jokes for Kids)
- Why do Stanley Cup NHL players never sweat?… They have too many fans!
- Why is the Stanley Cup hockey rink hot after the game?… Because all the fans have left.
- What do you call a monkey that wins the Stanley Cup?… A chimpion. (Animal Jokes for Kids)
- Which are the best animals at hockey?… A score-pion. (Animal Jokes for Kids)
- What’s the difference between a hockey game and a boxing match?… In a hockey game, the fights are real. (Boxing Jokes)
- Why are the Buffalo Sabres like grizzly bears?… Every fall they go into hibernation. (Winter Jokes for Kids)
- Why is Cinderella so bad at hockey?… She had a pumpkin for a coach. (Disney Jokes for Kids)