Spider Jokes

Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best spider jokes.
How did Aragog get in touch with other spiders?… The world wide WEB.
Pie Puns: S-pie-der – A baked 8 legged creature.
What does Aragog do on his day off?… He goes fly fishing. (Fishing Jokes & Spider Jokes)
Why did Aragog buy a car?… So he could take it out for a spin. (Car Jokes & Spider Jokes)
What scares Irish kids when they go to summer camp?… Paddy long legs. (Spider Jokes & St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about spiders?
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good spider knock-knock joke?
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good spider knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
What outdoor sport do spiders like at summer camp?… Fly fishing. (Spider Jokes & Fishing Jokes)
Why did the spider take swimming lessons?… He wanted to surf the Web. (Spiderman Jokes / Computer Jokes / Surfing Jokes / (Swimming Jokes)
What do you call an Irish spider?… Paddy long legs.
Where did the spider find his prom date?… On the World Wide Web. (Prom Jokes)
What do you call two young married spiders?… Newly webs. (Wedding Jokes & Spiderman Jokes for Kids)
Did you hear about the two spiders who just got engaged?… I hear they met on the web.