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- What do you call a snowman on the Fourth of July?… A puddle. (4th of July Jokes)
- What do snowmen like to do on a snow day?… Chill out. (Snow Day Jokes)
- What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib?… A snowmobile! (Baby Jokes)
- Why did the snowman go to the doctor?… He had the chills! (Doctor Jokes)
- How do you scare a snowman?… Point a hair dryer at him! (Barber Jokes &Snowman Jokes)
- Where would you find snowmen dancing?… At a snowball!
- What do you call a snowman in June?… A puddle! (June Jokes)
- What do you call a temper tantrum that a snowman throws in January?… A meltdown. (Snowman Jokes)
- What song do you sing at a snowman’s birthday party?… Freeze a jolly good fellow! (Music Jokes & Birthday Jokes)
- What did the snowman say to the robin?… I have snow idea!
- What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?… Brrrr- itos. (Burrito Jokes & Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
- What do snowmen eat for lunch?… Icebergers! (Hamburger Jokes)
- Where do snowmen keep their money?… In a snow bank.
- Who does Santa call when his sleigh breaks down?… The Abominable Towman. (Car Jokes / Christmas Eve Jokes / Snowman Jokes)
- What do you call a snowman with a six pack?… An abdominal snowman.
- What happened when the snowgirl had a fight with the snowboy?… She gave him the cold shoulder!
- How does one snowman greet another snowman?…. Ice to meet you.
- When asked about his job, Frosty always replies, “There’s no business like snow business.” (Snow Jokes)
- What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?… Chill out. (Snowman Jokes)
- How does a snowman get to work?… By icicle (Bike Jokes)
- What did one snowman say to the other snowman?… Do you smell carrots? (Snowman Jokes)
- What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?… Frostbite. (Halloween Jokes & Snowman Jokes)
- Why are there only snowmen and not snowwomen?… Because only men are stupid enough to stand out in the snow without a coat. (Snowman Jokes)
- What’s worse than a reindeer with a runny nose?… A snowman with a fever! (Reindeer Jokes & Snowman Jokes)
- What do snowmen call their offspring?… Chill-dren. (Snowman Jokes)
- What is a snowman’s favorite breakfast?… Ice Crispies. (Cereal Jokes)
- What is the snowman’s breakfast?… Frosted flakes! (Cereal Jokes & Snowman Jokes)
- What kind of money snowmen use in the North Pole?… Cold cash! (Snowman Jokes)
- Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?… Because he is so cool!
- What did the snowman say to the customer?… Have an ice day!
- What do you call an old snowman?… Water.
- What do you call a snowman at a July Summer Camp?… A puddle. (Summer Camp Jokes for Kids / July Jokes & Snowman Jokes)
- What do you call a temper tantrum that a snowman throws in December?… A meltdown. (Snowman Jokes)
- What do you call a temper tantrum that a snowman throws in February?… A meltdown. (Snowman Jokes)
- What do you call a temper tantrum that a snowman throws in March?… A meltdown. (Snowman Jokes)
- What do snowmen call their offspring?… Chill-dren. (Snowman Jokes)
- What is a snowman’s favorite snack?… Ice krispies treats. (Snowman Jokes)
- What’s a snowman’s favorite drink?… Iced tea. (Snowman Jokes)
- What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?… Have an ice day! (Snowman Jokes)
- Did you hear about the rude snowman?… He didn’t carrot all. (Snowman Jokes)
- Why is Frosty never late?… Time waits for snow man. (Snowman Jokes)
- What do you call a winter monster with a six-pack?… Abdominal snowman. (Snowman Jokes)
- How do you decorate a snowman’s cake?… Lots of icing. (Snowman Jokes)
- How do you make up a snowman’s bed?… Fresh sheets of ice and a thick blanket of snow. (Snowman Jokes)
- Why can’t you trust snowmen?… They’re real flakes. (Snowman Jokes)
- Why are snowmen great at parties?… They always break the ice. (Snowman Jokes)
- How does a snowman convince someone he’s serious?… Snow joke! (Snowman Jokes)
- Did you hear about the snowman who fell in love with a mitten?… It was glove at first sight. (Snowman Jokes)
- What do you call a snowman’s dog?… A slushpuppy. (Snowman Jokes)
- What do you sing at a snowman’s birthday party?… Freeze a jolly good fellow. (Snowman Jokes)
- What’s a snowman’s favorite condiment?… Chilly sauce. (Snowman Jokes)
- What’s the best self-defense against an angry snowman?… A hairdryer. (Snowman Jokes)
- What do you get when you cross a snowman and a Pi Day pie?… Froze-zen pi.