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Knock Knock!… Who’s There?… Snow!… Snow who?… Snow laughing matter! It is a blizzard! (Blizzard Jokes)
Maryland Drivers: Amazing, but everyone is crazy when there is one drop of snow. (Car Jokes & Snow Jokes)
Why didn’t Guns N Roses turn up for the gig when it was snowing?… Axel Froze.
What drops during March Madness but never gets hurt?… Snow.
We want better snow!… Powder to the people!
I was easily sled in the wrong direction when I was younger… but now I snow where to go myself.
What’s a good winter tip?… Don’t eat yellow snow. (Winter Jokes)
What did one snowflake say to the other?… You’re one of a kind. (Snow Jokes)
What often falls in the winter but never gets hurt?… Snow.
What did the icy road say to the car?… Want to go for a spin?
Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?… Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow! (Farming Jokes)
What do skiers use to correct their mistakes?… Whiteout.
Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Snow… Snow who?… Snowbody! (Knock Knock Jokes & Snow Jokes)
With tears in his eyes, the little boy told his kindergarten teacher that only one pair of boots was left in the classroom and they weren’t his. The teacher searched and searched, but she couldn’t find any other boots. “Are you sure these boots aren’t yours?” she asked. “I’m sure,” the little boy sobbed. “Mine had snow on them.” (Kindergarten Jokes & Snow Jokes)
During ski season… I try to keep a low snow profile.
How does one snowman greet another snowman?…. Ice to meet you.
Did you hear about the snowman who fell in love with a mitten?… It was glove at first sight.
What do road crews use at the North Pole?… Snow cones!
Why is Frosty never late?… Time waits for snow man.
What do snowmen call their kids?… Chill-dren.
What do you call it when a snowman throws a temper tantrum?… A meltdown.
How do snowmen make their beds?… With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
Why are blizzards great?… They’re snow much fun!
Who does Santa call when his sleigh breaks down?… The Abominable Towman. (Car Jokes / Christmas Eve Jokes / Snowman Jokes)
What do you call a snowman’s dog?… A slushpuppy.
What happened when the snowgirl had a fight with the snowboy?… She gave him the cold shoulder!
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?… Snowflakes! (Snowman Jokes / Cereal Jokes / Snow Jokes)
When asked about his job, Frosty always replies, “There’s no business like snow business.”
When you are as fast and as experienced a skier as me, the snow conditions can really make a difference… I always say with great powder comes great responsibility. (Snow Jokes & Spiderman Jokes)
Where does a snowman keep his money?… In a snow bank. (Snowman Jokes)
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Icy… Icy who?… Icy you, Mr. Blizzard!
No matter what happens when skiing… the snow must go on. (Ski Puns & Snow Jokes)
Where do snowman go to dance during a blizzard?… A snow ball! (Blizzard Jokes)
Why are winter days great?… They’re snow much fun! (Snow Jokes)
What song do you sing at a snowman’s birthday party?… Freeze a jolly good fellow! (Music Jokes & Birthday Jokes)
What kind of money snowmen use in the North Pole?… Cold cash! (Snowman Jokes)
What do you call a snowman with a six pack?… An abdominal snowman.
How was the snow globe feeling in winter?… A bit shaken! (January Jokes)
What can you catch with your eyes closed?… A cold.
What is a snowman’s favorite breakfast?… Ice Crispies. (Cereal Jokes)
How does a snowman get to work?… By icicle (Bike Jokes)
Did you hear about the snowman spy?… He has a license to chill.
How do you decorate a snowman’s cake?… Lots of icing.
Why did the girl keep her trumpet out in the snow?… She liked playing cool jazz.
Ski Pun: I’m going down this hill like there’s snow tomorrow. (Ski Puns & Snow Jokes)
What did the salad say to get inside during the snow storm?… Lettuce in! It’s freezing out here!
What kind of robots live in Antarctica?… Snow-bots.
What do snowmen like to do on a snow day?… Chill out. (Snow Day Jokes)
What do trees say after a long winter?… What a re-leaf.
What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?… Brrrr- itos. (Burrito Jokes & Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
For those in the snow… skiing can be pretty easy. (Ski Puns & Snow Jokes)
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?… Smitten.
Did you hear about the kid who was hit in the head with a snowball?… It knocked him out cold. (Snow Jokes)
Grandma has been staring through the window ever since it started to snow. If it gets any worse, I’ll have to let her inside. (Grandparent Jokes)
Why did the snowman go to the doctor?… He had the chills! (Doctor Jokes)
What’s a snowman’s favorite drink?… Iced tea. (Snowman Jokes)
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter?… They wear snowcaps. (Hiking Jokes)
What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?… A snow-fake!
What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib?… A snowmobile! (Baby Jokes)
What falls on Frosty but never hurts him?… Snow. (Frosty the Snowman Jokes)
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?… A cookie sheet!
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?… Frostbite. (Halloween Jokes & Snowman Jokes)
Why are snowmen great at parties?… They always break the ice.
What do you call the Cat in the Hat when he’s walking on snow?… A cool cat!
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Snow… Snow who?… Snow big deal. We’re celebrating Canada Day! (Canada Jokes)
What is the difference between a snowboard instructor and a snowboard student?… 3 days!
Where does the Grinch keep his money?… In a snow bank. (Grinch Jokes)
Knock knock…Who’s there?…Snow…Snow who?… Snow use – I’ve forgotten my name! (Christmas Knock Knock Jokes)
What is the snowman’s breakfast?… Frosted flakes! (Cereal Jokes & Snowman Jokes)
No one likes eating outside in the winter… It’s frost come, frost served.
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?… Do you smell carrots? (Snowman Jokes)
Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?… Because he is so cool!
Did you hear about the man buried alive under a sudden snowstorm?… He was feeling under the weather. (Snow Jokes)
What do snowmen eat for lunch?… Icebergers! (Hamburger Jokes)
How do mountains stay warm?… They put on their snowcaps. (Snow Jokes)!
Why is it hard to ski after a fresh snow?… With great powder comes great responsibility. (Snow Jokes)
How does a snowman convince someone he’s serious?… Snow joke! (Snowman Jokes)
What’s the scariest part of owing Santa money?… He snows where you live. (Snow Jokes)
What advice should you give to snow moving to the big city?… Flake it till you make it. (Snow Jokes)
No matter what happens when snowboaring… the snow must go on. (Ski Puns & Snow Jokes)
Snowman Jokes:
How do you scare a snowman?… Point a hair dryer at him! (Barber Jokes &Snowman Jokes)
Where would you find snowmen dancing?… At a snowball!
What do you call a snowman in June?… A puddle! (June Jokes)
What do you call a temper tantrum that a snowman throws in January?… A meltdown. (Snowman Jokes)
What did the sign say in the reindeer stable?… There’s snow place like home.
What did the snowman say to the robin?… I have snow idea!
Where do snowmen keep their money?… In a snow bank.
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?… They can see what is mitten in the stars.
What did the snowman say to the customer?… Have an ice day!
Why do Klingons prefer winter for cooking?… Their dishes are best served cold.
When asked about his job, Frosty always replies, “There’s no business like snow business.” (Snow Jokes)
What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?… Chill out. (Snowman Jokes)
Why are there only snowmen and not snowwomen?… Because only men are stupid enough to stand out in the snow without a coat. (Snowman Jokes)
What’s worse than a reindeer with a runny nose?… A snowman with a fever! (Reindeer Jokes & Snowman Jokes)
What do snowmen call their offspring?… Chill-dren. (Snowman Jokes)
What do you call an old snowman?… Water.
How was the snow globe feeling in January?… A little shaken! (January Jokes)
What do you call a snowman at a July Summer Camp?… A puddle. (Summer Camp Jokes for Kids / July Jokes & Snowman Jokes)
What is a snowman’s favorite snack?… Ice krispies treats. (Snowman Jokes)
What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?… Have an ice day! (Snowman Jokes)
Did you hear about the rude snowman?… He didn’t carrot all. (Snowman Jokes)
Why is Frosty never late?… Time waits for snow man. (Snowman Jokes)
What do you call a winter monster with a six-pack?… Abdominal snowman. (Snowman Jokes)
How do you decorate a snowman’s cake?… Lots of icing. (Snowman Jokes)
How do you make up a snowman’s bed?… Fresh sheets of ice and a thick blanket of snow. (Snowman Jokes)
Why can’t you trust snowmen?… They’re real flakes. (Snowman Jokes)
Why are snowmen great at parties?… They always break the ice. (Snowman Jokes)
How does a snowman convince someone he’s serious?… Snow joke! (Snowman Jokes)
How do people in Alaska make their beds?… With sheets of ice and blankets of snow. (Alaska Jokes)
Did you hear about the snowman who fell in love with a mitten?… It was glove at first sight. (Snowman Jokes)
What do you call a snowman’s dog?… A slushpuppy. (Snowman Jokes)
What kind of robots live in Alaska?… Snow-bots.
What do you sing at a snowman’s birthday party?… Freeze a jolly good fellow. (Snowman Jokes)
What’s a snowman’s favorite condiment?… Chilly sauce. (Snowman Jokes)
What’s the best self-defense against an angry snowman?… A hairdryer. (Snowman Jokes)
How do you decorate a figure skater’s cake?… Lots of icing.
How do you decorate a hockey player’s cake?… Lots of icing.
What do you call a temper tantrum that a snowman throws in December?… A meltdown. (Snowman Jokes)
What do you call a temper tantrum that a snowman throws in February?… A meltdown. (Snowman Jokes)
What do you call a meatball that’s been playing in the snow?… A “chill” meatball!
What do you call a temper tantrum that a snowman throws in March?… A meltdown. (Snowman Jokes)

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