Skeleton Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best skeleton jokes.
  2. Who won the fall skeleton beauty contest?… No body. 
  3. A group of archaeologists gathered to find the leg bone of an ancient man… It was a real shindig. (Archaeology Jokes)
  4. What did the archaeologist say to the other archaeologist?… I got a bone to pick with you. (Archaeology Jokes)
  5. Why did the skeleton stand in the corner during the homecoming dance?…Because he had no body to dance with! (Biology Jokes / Halloween Jokes / High School Jokes)
  6. What was the skeleton doing at the Canadian hockey game?… Driving the zam – bony. (Hockey Jokes & Canada Jokes)
  7. Why don’t skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?… Because they don’t have anybody to go with. (Veterans Day Jokes)
  8. What’s a skeleton’s favorite plant?… A bone-zai tree. (Tree Jokes)
  9. How much does a dead elephant weigh?… A skeleton. (Elephant Jokes)
  10. What does a skeleton use for archery… A bone and marrow. (Archery Jokes)
  11. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the prom?… Cause he had no body to go with. (Prom Jokes)
  12. Why don’t skeletons play music in the high school band?…They have no organs. (365 Music Jokes & Halloween Jokes for Teachers)
  13. Why was the skeleton standing alone at the badminton court?… They had no body to go with! (Badminton Jokes)
  14. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about skeletons?
  15. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good skeleton knock-knock joke?
  16. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good skeleton knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  18. What do you call a skeleton that does not do homework?… Lazy bones! (Halloween Jokes for Teachers)
  19. Why didn’t the skeleton play football?… His heart wasn’t in it. (Football Jokes)
  20. Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to the Friday the 13th dance?…Because he had no body to go with. (Halloween Jokes & Friday the 13th Jokes)
  21. Why was the skeleton always left out of the sailing trip?… Because he had no body to go with. (Funny Halloween Jokes & Sailing Jokes)
  22. Why did the skeleton not go and see a scary movie with his friends on Friday the 13th?… He didn’t have the guts. (Movie Jokes & Skeleton Jokes)
  23. Why did the skeleton break up with her boyfriend before Valentine’s Day?… Her heart wasn’t in it.
  24. Why didn’t the skeleton go to graduation?… Cause he had ‘no body’ to go with. (Graduation Jokes)
  25. Why didn’t the skeleton want to send any Valentine’s Day cards?… His heart wasn’t in it! (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  26. What has a spine but no bones?… A book. (Book Jokes)
  27. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the Super Bowl?… Because he had no body to go with. (Halloween Jokes & Skeleton Jokes)
  28. What did the skeleton drive to the hockey game?… A Zam-bony. (Halloween Jokes for Kids & Top 10 Hockey Jokes)
  29. Know why skeletons are so calm?… Because nothing gets under their skin. (Funny Halloween Jokes)
  30. Why don’t skeletons like Memorial Day?… They have no body to celebrate with!
  31. How do you make a skeleton laugh?… Tickle its funnybone! (Halloween Jokes for Kids)
  32. Why didn’t the skeleton go to graduation?… Cause he had ‘no body’ to dance with. (Graduation Jokes)
  33. I hate archaeologists… They always act like they have a bone in to pick.
  34. What do you call a skeleton that takes naps?… Sleepy bones! (Napping Jokes & Biology Jokes for Kids)
  35. What is a skeleton’s favorite instrument?… The trombone. (Biology Jokes & Music Jokes)
  36. What do you call a skeleton that lies on its grave?… Lazy bones! (Biology Jokes for Kids & Cemetery Jokes)
  37. What is a skeleton’s favorite drink?…Milk, it’s white and good for your bones. (Biology Jokes & Milk Jokes / Skeleton Jokes)
  38. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas party? He had no-body to go with. (Christmas Jokes)
  39. Why was the skeleton always left out in a rugby match?… Because he had no body to go with. (Rugby Jokes)