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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Rhode Island jokes.
- Welcome to Rhode Island! Enjoy it… because it ends in 40 feet.
- Rhode Island: We’re Not REALLY an Island.
- Rhode Island is a state where size doesn’t matter.
- I fell in love with the foliage in Rhode Island… It really leaves a lasting impression!
- Rhode Island: Size ain’t everything.
- Rhode Island: Any drive that takes longer than 20 minutes is referred to as a road trip.
- The Patriots didn’t go to the Super Bowl this year… I’m deflated.
- Speaking of driving… Rhode Island roads are adventurous because no one knows how to drive.
- Rhode Island has TWO capitals. Can you name them?… “R” and “I”
- What did Wallum Lake say to the shore?… Nothing, it waved.
- What is the tallest building in?… Rhode Island Public Library of course, it has the most stories!
- What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The Rhode Island Turnpike!
- Where do a fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of the Blackstone River.
- What do you call a dishonest cat at the Roger Williams Zoo?… Lion.
- Why is a Pawcatuck River rich? …. Because it has two banks.
- What has a mouth but can’t eat?… The Pawcatuck River!
- The 1st group of early Americans who were really fond of earthquakes were the Quakers.
- What runs but never goes out of breath?… The Wood River!
- If a plane crashed on the borders of Rhode Island and Massachusetts where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived!
- Teacher: Where were you born? Student: Rhode Island. Teacher: Which part? Student: What do you mean, ‘which part’? My whole body was born in Rhode Island!
- Did you hear the joke about Jerimoth Hill?… You won’t get over it.
- Tourist: “Lived in this town all your life?” Rhode Island Resident: “No, not yet.”
- Rhode Island Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” Rhode Island Resident: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.” (Labor Day Jokes)
- Do you live in Rhode Island?… No you can’t fit a house in it.
- Why don’t Rhode Island decrets exist?… Because it’s too small to hold any!
- Why did the Rhode Islander carry a map?… He was afraid he’d get lost and end up in a different state!
- What’s Rhode Island’s favorite sport?… Mini-golf.
- Similarities between Rhode Island and a thumbtack?… They’re both pint-sized and pointedly amusing.
- Why did the Rhode Islander take a ladder to school?… He heard it was a high school!
- Why does Rhode Island never throw a party?… It can’t fit all the guests.
- What Does Rhode Island Call a Tall Man?… A scenic view.
- Why Do Rhode Islanders Make Terrible Boxers?… Because they always get cornered.
- Why Are There No Air Balloons in Rhode Island?… The state’s too small. One false move, and you’re in Massachusetts.
- What Does Rhode Island and a Postage Stamp Have In Common?… You can see them both in full detail with a magnifying glass.
- How Does Rhode Island Say Goodnight? Goodnight, moon, sun, stars – Oh, look, there’s Connecticut!.
- Why Are There No Award-winning Novelists in Rhode Island?… Because the stories are always too short.
- What Did Rhode Island Say When It Was Asked for Change?… Sorry, I only carry small bills.
- How Many Rhode Islanders Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?… At least six – it’s a small state, but they like to help each other out.
- Why Did Rhode Island Stop Drinking?… It couldn’t handle a whole pint.
- What Did The Map Say To Rhode Island?… You must be kidding!
- Why Does Rhode Island Never Play Hide And Seek?… It’s always found immediately.
- . How Does Rhode Island Make Its Tea?… With min-tea leaves.
- What Does A Rhode Island Bouncer Say?… Sorry, maximum capacity: ten people.
- Where do Rhode Island elementary school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey?
- Where do Rhode Island middle school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey?
- Where do Rhode Island high school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey?
- Why did the Rhode Island teacher jump into the pool?… She wanted to test the water!
- Why did the Rhode Island teacher jump into the lake?… She wanted to test the water!
- Why did the Rhode Island teacher jump into the ocean?… She wanted to test the water!
- Why did the Rhode Island teacher jump into the river?… She wanted to test the water!
- A couple in Rhode Island had a baby… Now their population is 117!
- Did you hear about the power outage at the University of Rhode Island library?… Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.
- How many University of Rhode Island freshman does it take to change a light bulb?… None, it’s a sophomore course.
- Why is “The Wave” banned in Ryan Center?… Two Rams fans drowned last year.
- Why did the Rhode Island regents decide to cover Dunkin’ Donuts Center in cardboard?… Because the Friars always look better on paper.
- Why do Brown University students have such beautiful noses?… They’re hand picked.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Rhode Island?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Rhode Island knock-knock joke?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Rhode Island knock knock jokes?
- What did Rhode Island see?… Same thing Arkansas.
- Why do Rhode Island golfers always carry around two pairs of pants?… In case he got a hole-in-one
- Why do Rhode Island golfers always carry around two shirts?… In case he got a hole-in-one.
- Why do Rhode Island golfers always carry around two pairs of socks?… In case he got a hole-in-one.
- Why do Rhode Island love sunrises?… Because it means the world has one more day to see how great Rhode Island is.
- Did you hear the joke about Rhode Island Mountains?… You won’t get over it.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe the state flower of Rhode Island?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe the state bird of Rhode Island?
- Why did the University of Rhode Island disband its water polo team?… All the horses drowned.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the two senators from Rhode Island?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the U.S. Representatives from Rhode Island?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the governor from Rhode Island?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the MLB team from Rhode Island?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the NFL team from Rhode Island?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the NHL team from Rhode Island?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the NBA team from Rhode Island?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Major League Rugby from [state]?
- The art teacher in Rhode Island always said, “Draw your own conclusions, but don’t color outside the lines!”
- Why do Rhode Island students excel in science?… Because they always experiment with their learning!
- The chemistry teacher in Rhode Island had a great reaction to student questions… they always ignited curiosity!
- The biology class in Rhode Islandwas so lively… it really had a cell-ebration going on!
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Major League Soccer team from Rhode Island?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Premier Lacrosse League (PLL) from Rhode Island?
- Why do folks in Rhode Island go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?… The sign said “17 and under not admitted.”
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe we have 100 Rhode Island jokes?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe we have 101 Rhode Island jokes?
- What did Rhode Island see?… The same thing Arkansas. (Top 50 State Jokes)
- It is in the news today that Rhode Island is having its first remote trial via zoom… It looks like things will be settled out of court. (Lawyer Jokes)
- A retired Rhode Island man was jailed for refusing to nap… …he was resisting a rest. (Napping Jokes)
- What does the average Rhode Island high school student get on his SAT?… Drool. (College Jokes)
- Why do Rhode Island students have TGIF on their shoes?… Toes Go In First!
- No, really. I’ve been holding my breath for someone in Florida to use their turn signal and I haven’t breathed since 2005. (Car Jokes)
- A Rhode Island man was arrested for stealing a truck filled with $56,000 worth of Campbell’s soup…. I, for one, hope this guy goes away for ‘Mmm, mmm, good!’
- Rhode Island: America hates us because America ain’t us.
- Rhode Island: We’re not sure who is dumber – the politicians or the voters. (Election Jokes)
- How do you get a man in Rhode Island to do sit-ups?… Put the remote control between his toes.
- Nightmares in other states are just visions of what’s really going on in Rhode Island.
- Rhode Island man fires gun at a retail store… It was a target..
- How many Rhode Island freshman does it take to change a light bulb?… None, it’s a sophomore course.
- Why won’t any of Rhode Island’s bicycles stand up by themselves?… They are two tired.
- Why can’t Jerimoth Hill and Whites Hill Southeast play hide and seek?… Because they like to peak.
- How many Rhode Island men do you need before you can make change for a dollar?… You can’t. Nobody in Rhode Island has any cents.