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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Rhode Island jokes.
  2. Welcome to Rhode Island! Enjoy it… because it ends in 40 feet.
  3. Rhode Island: We’re Not REALLY an Island.
  4. Rhode Island is a state where size doesn’t matter.
  5. I fell in love with the foliage in Rhode Island… It really leaves a lasting impression!
  6. Rhode Island: Size ain’t everything.
  7. Rhode Island: Any drive that takes longer than 20 minutes is referred to as a road trip.
  8. The Patriots didn’t go to the Super Bowl this year… I’m deflated.
  9. Speaking of driving… Rhode Island roads are adventurous because no one knows how to drive.
  10. Rhode Island has TWO capitals. Can you name them?… “R” and “I”
  11. What did Wallum Lake say to the shore?… Nothing, it waved.
  12. What is the tallest building in?… Rhode Island Public Library of course, it has the most stories!
  13. What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The Rhode Island Turnpike!
  14. Where do a fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of the Blackstone River.
  15. What do you call a dishonest cat at the Roger Williams Zoo?… Lion.
  16. Why is a Pawcatuck River rich? …. Because it has two banks.
  17. What has a mouth but can’t eat?… The Pawcatuck River!
  18. The 1st group of early Americans who were really fond of earthquakes were the Quakers.
  19. What runs but never goes out of breath?… The Wood River!
  20. If a plane crashed on the borders of Rhode Island and Massachusetts where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived!
  21. Teacher: Where were you born? Student: Rhode Island. Teacher: Which part? Student: What do you mean, ‘which part’? My whole body was born in Rhode Island!
  22. Did you hear the joke about Jerimoth Hill?… You won’t get over it.
  23. Tourist: “Lived in this town all your life?” Rhode Island Resident: “No, not yet.”
  24. Rhode Island Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” Rhode Island Resident: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.” (Labor Day Jokes)
  25. Do you live in Rhode Island?… No you can’t fit a house in it.
  26. Why don’t Rhode Island decrets exist?… Because it’s too small to hold any!
  27. Why did the Rhode Islander carry a map?… He was afraid he’d get lost and end up in a different state!
  28. What’s Rhode Island’s favorite sport?… Mini-golf.
  29. Similarities between Rhode Island and a thumbtack?… They’re both pint-sized and pointedly amusing.
  30. Why did the Rhode Islander take a ladder to school?… He heard it was a high school!
  31. Why does Rhode Island never throw a party?… It can’t fit all the guests.
  32. What Does Rhode Island Call a Tall Man?… A scenic view.
  33. Why Do Rhode Islanders Make Terrible Boxers?… Because they always get cornered.
  34. Why Are There No Air Balloons in Rhode Island?… The state’s too small. One false move, and you’re in Massachusetts.
  35. What Does Rhode Island and a Postage Stamp Have In Common?… You can see them both in full detail with a magnifying glass.
  36. How Does Rhode Island Say Goodnight? Goodnight, moon, sun, stars – Oh, look, there’s Connecticut!.
  37. Why Are There No Award-winning Novelists in Rhode Island?… Because the stories are always too short.
  38. What Did Rhode Island Say When It Was Asked for Change?… Sorry, I only carry small bills.
  39. How Many Rhode Islanders Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?… At least six – it’s a small state, but they like to help each other out.
  40. Why Did Rhode Island Stop Drinking?… It couldn’t handle a whole pint.
  41. What Did The Map Say To Rhode Island?… You must be kidding!
  42. Why Does Rhode Island Never Play Hide And Seek?… It’s always found immediately.
  43. . How Does Rhode Island Make Its Tea?… With min-tea leaves.
  44. What Does A Rhode Island Bouncer Say?… Sorry, maximum capacity: ten people.
  45. Where do Rhode Island elementary school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey?
  46. Where do Rhode Island middle school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey?
  47. Where do Rhode Island high school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey?
  48. Why did the Rhode Island teacher jump into the pool?… She wanted to test the water!
  49. Why did the Rhode Island teacher jump into the lake?… She wanted to test the water!
  50. Why did the Rhode Island teacher jump into the ocean?… She wanted to test the water!
  51. Why did the Rhode Island teacher jump into the river?… She wanted to test the water!
  52. A couple in Rhode Island had a baby… Now their population is 117!
  53. Did you hear about the power outage at the University of Rhode Island library?… Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.
  54. How many University of Rhode Island freshman does it take to change a light bulb?… None, it’s a sophomore course.
  55. Why is “The Wave” banned in Ryan Center?… Two Rams fans drowned last year.
  56. Why did the Rhode Island regents decide to cover Dunkin’ Donuts Center in cardboard?… Because the Friars always look better on paper.
  57. Why do Brown University students have such beautiful noses?… They’re hand picked.
  58. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Rhode Island?
  59. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Rhode Island knock-knock joke?
  60. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Rhode Island knock knock jokes?
  61. What did Rhode Island see?… Same thing Arkansas.
  62. Why do Rhode Island golfers always carry around two pairs of pants?… In case he got a hole-in-one
  63. Why do Rhode Island golfers always carry around two shirts?… In case he got a hole-in-one.
  64. Why do Rhode Island golfers always carry around two pairs of socks?… In case he got a hole-in-one.
  65. Why do Rhode Island love sunrises?… Because it means the world has one more day to see how great Rhode Island is.
  66. Did you hear the joke about Rhode Island Mountains?… You won’t get over it. 
  67. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe the state flower of Rhode Island?
  68. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe the state bird of Rhode Island?
  69. Why did the University of Rhode Island disband its water polo team?… All the horses drowned.
  70. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the two senators from Rhode Island?
  71. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the U.S. Representatives from Rhode Island?
  72. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the governor from Rhode Island?
  73. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the MLB team from Rhode Island?
  74. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the NFL team from Rhode Island?
  75. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the NHL team from Rhode Island?
  76. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the NBA team from Rhode Island?
  77. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Major League Rugby from [state]?
  78. The art teacher in Rhode Island always said, “Draw your own conclusions, but don’t color outside the lines!”
  79. Why do Rhode Island students excel in science?… Because they always experiment with their learning!
  80. The chemistry teacher in Rhode Island had a great reaction to student questions… they always ignited curiosity!
  81. The biology class in Rhode Islandwas so lively… it really had a cell-ebration going on!
  82. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Major League Soccer team from Rhode Island?
  83. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Premier Lacrosse League (PLL) from Rhode Island?
  84. Why do folks in Rhode Island go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?… The sign said “17 and under not admitted.”
  85. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe we have 100 Rhode Island jokes?
  86. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe we have 101 Rhode Island jokes?
  87. What did Rhode Island see?… The same thing Arkansas. (Top 50 State Jokes)
  88. It is in the news today that Rhode Island is having its first remote trial via zoom… It looks like things will be settled out of court. (Lawyer Jokes)
  89. A retired Rhode Island man was jailed for refusing to nap… …he was resisting a rest. (Napping Jokes)
  90. What does the average Rhode Island high school student get on his SAT?… Drool. (College Jokes)
  91. Why do Rhode Island students have TGIF on their shoes?… Toes Go In First!
  92. No, really. I’ve been holding my breath for someone in Florida to use their turn signal and I haven’t breathed since 2005. (Car Jokes)
  93. A Rhode Island man was arrested for stealing a truck filled with $56,000 worth of Campbell’s soup…. I, for one, hope this guy goes away for ‘Mmm, mmm, good!’
  94. Rhode Island: America hates us because America ain’t us.
  95. Rhode Island: We’re not sure who is dumber – the politicians or the voters. (Election Jokes)
  96. How do you get a man in Rhode Island to do sit-ups?… Put the remote control between his toes.
  97. Nightmares in other states are just visions of what’s really going on in Rhode Island.
  98. Rhode Island man fires gun at a retail store… It was a target..
  99. How many Rhode Island freshman does it take to change a light bulb?… None, it’s a sophomore course.
  100. Why won’t any of Rhode Island’s bicycles stand up by themselves?… They are two tired.
  101. Why can’t Jerimoth Hill and Whites Hill Southeast play hide and seek?… Because they like to peak.
  102. How many Rhode Island men do you need before you can make change for a dollar?… You can’t. Nobody in Rhode Island has any cents.