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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best potato jokes.
- What’s the saddest side dish?… Sweet potato cries.
- Who is a potato farmers favorite NBA basketball player of all-time?… Anthony “Spud” Webb. (Georgia Jokes & Potato Jokes)
- What do you get when you combine someone from Colorado and someone from Idaho?… A Baked Potato. (Idaho Jokes & Potato Jokes)
- Why did the pie cross the road?… Because it was meetin’ potato.
- What do you call a potato that has turned to the Dark side?… Vader Tots. (Farming Jokes & Potato Jokes)
- Why did the leprechaun stand on the potato? ….To keep from falling in the stew!
- What did the Irish potato say to his sweetheart?… I only have eyes for you.
- When is an Irish Potato not an Irish Potato? …. When it’s a FRENCH fry! (Potato Jokes & Fast Food Jokes)
- What day do potatoes hate the most?… Fry-day!
- What do you call a potato with sunglasses?… A spec-tater.
- Why did the pie cross the road?… She was meat an potato.
- What can you call Kanga when she’s being lazy?… A pouch potato. (Winnie the Pooh Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Potatoes?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good potato knock-knock joke?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good potato knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
- When potatoes have babies, what are they called?… Tater Tots. (Baby Jokes)
- What you call a potato and an ear of corn driving a police car?… Starchy and Husk. (Potato Jokes & Police Jokes)
- Why do potatoes make good detectives?… Because they keep their eyes peeled. (Police Jokes)
- Why did the pie cross the road?… Because it was meat & potato.