Popsicle Jokes for Kids

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Joke Pages of the Month:

• Summer Jokes for Kids
• Memorial Day Jokes for Kids
• Turtle Jokes for Kids
• (Popsicle Jokes) Top 50 Popsicle Jokes

With each popsicle we have, we will add to our list. These jokes are about popsicles and might be found on popsicle sticks! Check out Summer Jokes too! More Popsicle Jokes…

1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best popsicle jokes.
2. What is the #1 summer treat for dads?… a “pop” sicle. (Summer Jokes for Kids & Popsicle Jokes for Kids)
3. What is the official dessert of Father’s Day?… a “pop” sicle. (Summer Jokes for Kids & Popsicle Jokes for Kids)
4. What do you call a frozen dog?… A pupsicle! (Dog Jokes)
5. What do you give a puppy during a heat wave?… A pupsicle. (Heat Wave Jokes)
6. Why was the popsicle rude?… He was stuck up! (Ice Cream Jokes)
7. What is a rabbit’s favorite summertime treat?…  Hopsicles! (Rabbit Jokes)
8. What’s the opposite of a hot dog?… A pupsicle. (Hot Dog Jokes & Dog Jokes)
9. What is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?…  Hopsicles! (Frog Jokes)
10. What is the firecracker’s favorite snack?… Pop-sicles. (Fireworks Jokes & Popsicle Jokes)
11. What has 100 ears but cannot hear?… a cornfield. (Corn Jokes)
12. What is a rabbit’s favorite type of music?… hip hop! (Rabbit Jokes for Kids)
13. What do children treat their fathers to on the 4th of July?… Pops-icles. (Dad Jokes & 4th of July Jokes)
14. What is a pyrotechnics expert’s favorite 4th of July treat?… Pop-sicles! (Fireworks Jokes)
15. What is the firecracker’s favorite snack?… Pop-sicles. (Fireworks Jokes)
16. What do dads eat on the 4th of July?… Popsicles. (Dad Jokes & 4th of July Jokes)
17. Who are Frosty’s parents?… Mom and Pop-Sicle! (Frosty the Snowman Jokes / Dad Jokes / Mom Jokes)
18. Why was the ice-cream so successful?… He thought anything was popsicle! (Ice Cream Jokes)
19. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about popsicle?
20. What does a bicycle call its dad?… Pop-cycle! (Father’s Day Jokes for Kids & Bike Jokes)
21. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good popsicle knock-knock joke?
22. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good popsicle knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
23. What did the TV do at the beach?… Channel Surf. (Surfing Jokes)
24. What do strawberries do with musical instruments?… Have a jam session.
25. How do Rabbit’s travel?… By hareplane. (Travel Guest Blogs)
26. What did one elevator say to the other?… I think I am coming down with something. (Elevator Jokes for Kids)
27. What kind of hockey player does not like to pick up the check?… a cheap skate! (Hockey Jokes for Kids)
28. Why are corn fields good listeners?… They are all ears! (Biology Jokes for Kids)
29. What type of clothes do frogs wear?… Jump suits! (Frog Jokes for Kids)
30. How does the man in the moon cut his hair?… Eclipse it.(Barber Jokes for Kids)
31. What has 2 hands and no arms?… a clock.
32. Why couldn’t the elephant use the computer?… He was afraid of the mouse. (Elephant Jokes for Kids & Computer Jokes for Kids)
33. What do you call two elephants talking?… A heavy discussion. (Elephant Jokes for Kids)
34. What do you do with a fish that sounds bad?… Tune a Fish!
35. Where did Kayla go when she was feeling sad?… Fishing for compliments! (Fishing Jokes)