Pig Jokes

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(Pig Jokes)

1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best pig jokes.
2. What scientist was a member of the pig family?… Neils Bohr.
3. A tourist was looking at the animals section at the May Fair when a dirty, scruffy man came running in the opposite direction. The dirty man stopped and asked the tourist. ‘Have you seen a cart load of pigs go this way?’ Tourist: ‘No… Did you fall off?’ (Travel Guest Blogs)
4. What did yogurt say to bacon?… You uncultured swine. (
5. What does the Cat in the Hat like to eat for breakfast?… Green Eggs and Ham. (Pig Jokes & Breakfast Jokes)
6. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about pigs?
7. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good pig knock-knock joke?
8. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good pig knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
9. What do you call a pig that does karate?… Porkchop! (Pig Jokes)
10. What do you have left after a pig eats a watermelon?… Pork rinds. (Watermelon Jokes)
11. What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?… Hoggin Daz! 
12. Why are pigs the worst to share ice-cream with?… They’re always hoggin’ daaz ice-cream! (Ice Cream Jokes)
13. Why was the pig red?… He was out all day BACON in the sun at summer camp. (Bacon Jokes & Pig Jokes)
14. Why was there a pig at the hockey game?… He drove the hambony. (Hockey Jokes & Farming Jokes)
15. Why can’t you play basketball with pigs?… They hog the ball! (March Madness Jokes)
17. What do you call a male pig with no legs and delusions of being a weather forecaster?… Groundhog. (Ground Hog Day Jokes)
18. What do you call a pig with no legs?… Ground Hog! (Ground Hog Day Jokes)
19. What do pigs give on Feb. 14?… Valen-swines! (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
20. Why can’t you play basketball with pigs?… They hog the ball. (Basketball Jokes)
21. What do you call a pig thief?… A hamburglar! (Hamburger Jokes & Bacon Jokes for Kids)
22. How do you make Pig Jerky?… Give them some coffee. (Coffee Jokes)
23. What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day?… I’m bacon! (Bacon Jokes & Summer Jokes)
24. Why did Snoopy need a bath?… He bumped into Pigpen. (Charlie Brown Jokes)
25. Why was there a pig at the hockey game?… He drove the hambony. (Hockey Jokes & Farming Jokes)
26. What did the pig say when somebody told him he was making cupcakes all wrong?… Listen, I’ve been bacon my whole life. (Bacon Jokes & Cupcake Jokes)
27. What would happen if pigs could fly?… The price of bacon would go skyrocket. (Pilot Jokes)
28. What does the Cat in the Hat like to eat for breakfast?… Green Eggs and Ham. (Breakfast Jokes & Dr. Seuss Jokes)
29. Why can’t you play lacrosse with pigs?… They hog the ball.
30. Why can’t you play hockey with pigs?… They hog the puck. (Hockey Jokes & Farming Jokes)
31. What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?… Bacon and Legs. (Egg Jokes & Biology Jokes)
32. Why do pigs go to New York City?… To see the Big Apple. (New York Jokes)
33. What do you get when you cross a pig and a chicken?… The best bacon-and-eggs of your life. (Egg Jokes)
34. What do you call a pig’s laundry?… Hogwash.
35. Why did the pig kill the farmer?… To save his own bacon. (Farming Jokes)
36. What famous pig signed the Declaration of Independence?… John Hamcock. (American Revolution Jokes)
37. What do you call a bacon wrapped dinosaur?… Jurrasic Pork. (Dinosaur Jokes)
38. What do you call a pig that can tell you about his ancestors?… History in the bacon. (US History Jokes)
39. What did the pig say at the beach on a hot day at summer camp?… I’m bacon! (Summer Camp Jokes)
40. What do you call a pig that’s wrong?… Mistaken bacon.
41. Which actor is now being quarantined for Swine Flu?… Kevin Bacon
42. Where do sick groundhogs go?… to the hogpital. (Doctor Jokes)

Bacon Jokes

1. Why was the meat packer arrested?… For bringing home the bacon. (Labor Day Jokes & Police Jokes)
2. Knock Knock Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Bacon. Bacon who?… Bacon a cake for your birthday. (Birthday Jokes & Cake Jokes)
3. Where did the one legged pirate go for breakfast?… IHOP. (Pirate Jokes for Kids)
4. Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies? (Cookie Jokes)
5. What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?… Bacon and Legs. (Egg Jokes & Biology Jokes)
6. What’s the name of the movie about bacon?… Hamlet.