Peanut Butter Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best peanut butter jokes.
  2. What do lawyers put on sandwiches?… Plea-nut butter. (Lawyer Jokes)
  3. What competition do peanuts hockey teams participate in?… The peanut butter cup. (Peanut Butter Jokes & Peanut Jokes)
  4. January 24th is National Peanut Butter Day… Spread the word. (Joke of the Day)
  5. Where do peanut drivers go to fill their tanks?…  The Shell station! (Car Jokes)
  6. Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter?…  I’m nut telling you. You might spread it!
  7. How can you communicate with peanut butter?… Use sticky-notes.
  8. I always like to keep a jar of peanut butter in my car on road trips… Just in case there’s a traffic jam. (Car Jokes)
  9. What did Charlie Brown put on his crackers?… Peanuts butter. (Charlie Brown Jokes)
  10. What’s a turtle’s favorite sandwich?… Seanut butter and jelly-fish. (Turtle Jokes)
  11. What did the custodian find in a locker after school was out?… A peanut butter and smelly sandwich. (180 School Jokes)
  12. What is the easiest way to fit an entire peanut butter sandwich into your mouth?… You jam it in.
  13. What competition do peanut hockey teams participate in?… The peanut butter cup. (Hockey Jokes)
  14. Who answers the door at the nut house?… The peanut buttler. (Psychology Jokes)
  15. There’s a rumor going around about peanut butter… I don’t want to spread it though.
  16. Why do people like to go to the peanut butter’s dinner party?… There is always a nice spread.
  17. What did the peanut butter say to the grape on Christmas?… “‘Tis the season to be jelly!” (Christmas Jokes)
  18. What did applesauce say to peanut butter?… You’re Nutty!
  19. What did the nutty baseball team need for their squeeze play?… Peanut Bunter. (Baseball Jokes)
  20. What do lawyers put on sandwiches?… Plea-nut butter. (Lawyer Jokes)
  21. Did you see what happened to the man who heard some peanut butter puns?… He completely cracked up.
  22. Why did the door think that it was peanut butter?… Because it was ajar.
  23. Why did the teacher give peanut butter to all his students?… He was a nutty professor. (College Jokes)
  24. Why couldn’t the peanut butter and jelly afford a sandwich?… They needed bread. (Bread Jokes)
  25. Why did the surfer put peanut butter on his surf board?… To go with the jellyfish. (Surfing Jokes)
  26. What kind of sandwiches do sharks eat?… Peanut butter and Jellyfish. (Shark Jokes)
  27. Why did the swimmers put peanut butter into the sea?… To go with the jellyfish! (Ocean Jokes & Swimming Jokes)
  28. Two peanuts were walking down a road… One was a salted (assaulted) (Police Jokes)
  29. What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit?…  An astro-nut! (Astronaut Jokes)
  30. What fish tastes best with peanut butter?… Jellyfish. (Fishing Jokes)
  31. Why can’t you marry a jar of peanut butter?… It will make you nutty. (Marriage Jokes)
  32. What kind of socks do you need to plant peanuts?…  Garden hose!
  33. I don’t like peanut butter… It just isn’t my jam.
  34. I once got in a rap battle with a peanut… He was roasted. (365 Music Jokes)
  35. Where did the peanuts go to have a few drinks?…  The Snack Bar!
  36. Peanut butter was driving toast when suddenly… There was a jam. (Car Jokes)
  37. Why was the peanut butter upset about his retirement party?… He was roasted! (Retirement Jokes)
  38. Why did the man smear peanut butter on the road?… To go with the traffic jam. (Car Jokes)
  39. How do you catch an elephant?…  Hide in the grass and make a sound like a peanut! (Elephant Jokes)
  40. What did the peanut say to the elephant?…  Nothing, peanuts can’t talk. (Elephant Jokes)
  41. Why did the peanuts run across the busy road?…  Because they were nuts! (Car Jokes)
  42. What kind of nuts hang?…  wall-nuts.
  43. Did you hear about the peanut butter factory that exploded?… The Reese’s was in pieces.
  44. I bet jellyfish are sad… That there are no peanut butter fish.
  45. What do you call a sandwich full of envy?… Peanut butter ‘n’ jealousy.
  46. Why did the peanut run across the busy highway?… It was nuts. (Car Jokes)
  47. What did the watermelon say to the silly peanut butter?… You’re nuts. (Watermelon Jokes)
  48. How do you catch an elephant?… Act like a peanut! (Elephant Jokes)
  49. Why don’t peanuts enjoy going outdoors?… They’re afraid of becoming a-salted. (Police Jokes)
  50. Did you hear about the peanut who got interrogated at the station?… He finally cracked. (Police Jokes)
  51. Why can’t you be friends with a jar of peanut butter?… They make everyone nutty. (Psychology Jokes & High School Psychology Lessons)
  52. Why couldn’t the peanut finish the project?… Work came to a grinding halt.
  53. Why did the elephant cross the road?… To get to the peanut.
  54. Where do peanuts get their energy?… A Shell station.
  55. Why did the woman smear peanut butter on the road?… To go with the traffic jam.
  56. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about peanut butter?
  57. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good peanut butter knock-knock joke?
  58. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good peanut butter knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)


Google Search “Peanut Jokes”

  1. Knock knock?… Who is there?… Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We promise to share the best peanut jokes!
  2. I just made a playlist for hiking in California. It consists of Peanuts, Eminem, California Raisins and The Cranberries… I call it my Trail Mix. (California Jokes / Music Jokes / Hiking Jokes / Peanut Jokes)
  3. I am a judge for peanut beauty pageants… My job is pretty nuts.
  4. Most people don’t know where peanuts grow… It’s totally underground.
  5. Why are elephants always so broke?… They work for peanuts. (Elephant Jokes / Zoo Jokes / Labor Day Jokes)
  6. Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter?…  I’m nut telling you. You might spread it! (Peanut Butter Jokes)
  7. I can’t read Charlie Brown comics anymore… Turns out I’m allergic to peanuts. (Charlie Brown Jokes)
  8. What kind of fish do you put on peanut butter sandwich?… A jellyfish.
  9. Why did the peanut never come to school?… Because everyone was allergic to him. (Jokes for Teachers)
  10. How does a peanut sneeze?… CASHEW.
  11. Where did the peanuts go to have a few drinks?…  The Snack Bar! (Beer Jokes)
  12. Did you hear the joke about the peanut, pistachio and cashew?… It was nut funny!
  13. What do peanuts wear on their feet?… Cashews.
  14. I always like to keep a jar of peanut butter in the car when I travel on a busy freeway … just in case there’s a traffic jam.
  15. I once got in a rap battle with a peanut… He was roasted. (Music Jokes)
  16. How do you make a peanut laugh?… You crack it up.
  17. What do you call a soft peanut?… A fluffernutter.
  18. Peanut oil is made from peanuts. Olive oil is from olives… I’m not ever buying any more baby oil.
  19. Why did the peanuts run across the busy road?…  Because they were nuts! (Psychology Jokes)
  20. Did you hear about the peanut butter factory that exploded?… The Reese’s was in pieces.
  21. Did you hear about the peanut that wanted to be a teacher?… It wanted to go into macadamia.
  22. Wanna hear a rumor about peanut butter?… Nevermind, I’d rather not spread it.
  23. What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit?…  An astronut! (Astronomy Jokes)
  24. What’s the most valuable kind of nut?… A cash-ew!
  25. Why did Mr. Peanut go to the hospital?… Because he was a-salted. (Doctor Jokes & Police Jokes)
  26. As much as they tried, the ladies couldn’t get Mr. Peanut out onto the dance floor… He was a bit of a wall nut.
  27. Where do peanut drivers go to fill their tanks?…  The Shell station! (Car Jokes)
  28. What did the apple say to the peanuts?… You’re Nuts! (Apple Jokes)
  29. Why did the squirrel want a pay rise?… They were paid peanuts!
  30. What’s a peanut’s favorite Shakepeare line?… To be or nut to be! 
  31. What do chipmunks like to watch on TV?… Anything on Nut-flix! 
  32. What do you call peanuts with guns?… Packing Peanuts.
  33. What did the aggressive walnut say to the group of peanuts?… You better hope I don’t cashew outside!!
  34. The peanuts are running around the yard playing tag… The peanut that is It keeps yelling, “I’m gonna cashew!”
  35. My girlfriend usually has peanut butter toast for breakfast, but this morning we were out of bread, and she’s been grouchy all day… I never knew she was lack-toast intolerant.
  36. Which nut loves chess?… A chess-nut! 
  37. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about peanuts? 
  38. How do you catch an elephant?…  Hide in the grass and make a sound like a peanut! (Elephant Jokes)
  39. What kind of socks do you need to plant peanuts?…  Garden hose! (Flower Jokes)
  40. Two peanuts were walking down a road… One was a salted (assaulted). (Walking Jokes & Police Jokes)
  41. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good peanut knock-knock joke?
  42. What did the peanut say to the elephant?…  Nothing, peanuts can’t talk. (Elephant Jokes)
  43. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good peanuts knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  44. What kind of nuts hang?…  wallnuts.
  45. Two peanuts were walking down the road… Suddenly a robber jumped out and one was assalted. (Police Jokes)
  46. What did the peanut say to the moon?… Nothing.. Peanuts don’t speak. (Full Moon Jokes)
  47. Lately, whenever I read a comic strip about Charlie Brown or Snoopy I break out in hives… I think I’m allergic to Peanuts. (Charlie Brown Jokes)
  48. I would like to share you this joke about peanut butter but I won’t. Because you might spread it.
  49. What do you call a peanut with a cold?… CASHEW!
  50. Why the motorist spread peanut butter on the road?… So they’d have something to go with the traffic jam!
  51. What do you call a nut with a hairy lip?… A moustachio! 
  52. What do you call a nut stuck to a wall?… A walnut! 
  53. What smells like nuts but is invisible?… A squirrel’s fart! 
  54. What noise did the nut make when it sneezed?… CAAAA-SHEW! 
  55. Where’s the best place to find out facts about nuts?… he inter-nut!