Pancake Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best pancake jokes. (February Knock Knock Jokes)
  2. My successful pancake business was recently shut down… Someone tipped off the police that I was selling them hot. (Labor Day Jokes & Police Jokes)
  3. It’s hard to believe February 28th is already here. It is National Pancake Day!… It really crêped up on us this year didn’t it! (March Jokes)
  4. I don’t run to get my pancakes… IHOP. (Track and Field Jokes)
  5. A man in a hurry goes to a diner and ordered a pancake He asked, “Will it be long?” The cook replied, “No, it’ll be round.” (Geometry Jokes for Teachers)
  6. Politician: I really feel like having some pancakes… maybe I don’t…I just can’t stop waffling. (Election Jokes & Waffle Jokes)
  7. I don’t like thin pancakes… They just crepe me out. (Bastille Day Jokes)
  8. What did the pancake say to the baseball player?… Batter up! (Baseball Jokes)
  9. Why is it so rare to hear pancake jokes?… They usually fall flat.
  10. Customer: I’ll have a stack of 24 pancakes, please. Waitress: That’s a tall order!
  11. A pancake gets married to royalty… Her husband is Sir Up. (Knight Jokes & Marriage Jokes)
  12. I’m making a coat out of pancakes…. I’ll call it my flapjacket.
  13. What do pancakes say instead of goodbye?… See you on the flipside.
  14. Where do most people eat pancakes during a Leap Year?… IHOP. (Lear Year Jokes)
  15. What do pancakes wear to the beach?… Flip-flops! (Flip Flop Jokes)
  16. This morning I tried to flip my eggs like I do with my pancakes… Yolks on me.
  17. What does the pope put on his pancakes?… Papal syrup. (Vermont Jokes)
  18. What did the grandpa pancake say to the grandchild burnt pancake?… I don’t like your flip side. (Grandparent Jokes)
  19. Every morning I plan on making pancakes… But I keep waffling. (Waffle Jokes)
  20. How tasty are pancakes?… They’re not just tasty, they’re flipping delicious!
  21. I tried making pancakes… But I ended up with flapjacks instead. I guess I used too much synonym. (Grammar Jokes)
  22. I made pancakes yesterday and the whole house smelled like lavender… Used the wrong flower. (Flower Jokes)
  23. Why do Jedi always burn their pancakes?… Because they won’t turn over to the dark side. (Star Wars Jokes)
  24. A pancake, a piece of toast, and a piece of bacon walk into a bar They sit down and ask the bartender for a round of beers. The bartender looks at them and says “Get the out of my bar, we don’t serve breakfast here.” (Toast Jokes & Beer Jokes)
  25. Why aren’t pancakes good singers?… They’re too flat! (365 Music Jokes)
  26. What did the pancake say to the complimentary muffin?… I’m flattered!
  27. Not sure what to do with the leftover pancake mix… Should I throw it away or do you have a batter idea?
  28. What do groundhogs put on pancakes?… Hog cabin syrup. (Ground Hog Day Jokes & Vermont Jokes)
  29. I went to a pancake restaurant, and asked if my breakfast would be long.  “No, sir, round” came the reply. (Geometry Jokes for Teachers)
  30. How do elves eat pancakes?… In short stacks. (101 Christmas Jokes)
  31. News: Doctors recommend Pizza and pancake diet for Covid-19 patients… And all other foods that can fit under the door.
  32. Did you hear about the angry pancake?… He totally flipped! (Psychology Jokes)
  33. Why couldn’t the pancake sleep?… He kept tossing and turning! (Napping Jokes)
  34. What do you call pancakes that got too much sun?… Tancakes. (Sun Jokes)
  35. One friend brags to another: “I know the recipe for the best pancake mix in the world!” His friend replies: “I bet mine is batter, it’s flipping amazing!”
  36. The local pancake place has made the country’s biggest pancake… I’d love to see someone top that.
  37. I tried to break the ice at a party with a pancake joke… but it fell flat.
  38. What do a baseball team and pancakes have in common?… They both need a good batter! (101 Baseball Jokes & New York Jokes)
  39. What looks like half a pancake?…The other half.
  40. Why didn’t the waffle go to the pancake party?… He was a square. (Geometry Jokes for Teachers)
  41. I’m terrible at making pancakes… but I am getting batter.
  42. What do you call a vampire who makes pancakes?… Count Spatula. (Vampire Jokes)
  43. What did the baseball umpire say to the pancake?… Batter up. (Baseball Jokes)
  44. What do you call a finished puzzle of bacon and pancakes?… A complete breakfast.
  45. How do you make a pancake smile?… Butter him up. (180 School Jokes & Butter Jokes)
  46. I really feel like having some pancakes… maybe I don’t…I just can’t stop waffling. (Election Jokes & Waffle Jokes)
  47. Why did the pancake run away?… Because he was creped out!
  48. How do you get up on a horse made of pancakes?… Using the syrups.
  49. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite restaurant?… IHOP. (Pancake Jokes & Easter Jokes)
  50. How do leprechauns eat pancakes?… In short stacks. (St. Patrick Day Jokes)
  51. A pancake I know tried to make it as a singer… but he was too flat.
  52. What’s a pancake’s favorite skateboarding trick?… A kick flip.
  53. Did you know today is Pancake day… apparently it just creped up on us. (Bastille Day Jokes)
  54. Why didn’t the pancake make it in time for breakfast?… It was a choco-LATE pancake.
  55. Why did the man dress up as a thin pancake for Halloween?… To give people the crepes.
  56. Why couldn’t the teddy eat the pancake?… He was stuffed.
  57. Why wouldn’t the pancake go skydiving?… He though it was too whisk-y.
  58. Why are pancakes so good at making people laugh?… Because they know so many pun-cakes.
  59. Wife: We just ate, why are you making pancakes? Me: They’re for the dogs. Wife: Why are you making pancakes for the dogs? Me: They don’t know how.
  60. Why did the pancake get arrested?… He was a crêpe-tomaniac.
  61. A young man was in love with two women and could not decide which of them to marry. Finally he went to a marriage counselor. When asked to describe his two loves, he noted that one was a great poet and the other made delicious pancakes… “Oh,” said the counselor. “I see what the problem is. You can’t decide whether to marry for batter or verse.”
  62. Why do robots like pancakes?… Because they are batter-y.
  63. Why wouldn’t the pancake shut up?… He couldn’t stop waffling.
  64. How do ducks make pancakes?… They use Bis-quack.
  65. Why did the pancake get a big bill?… She had too many TV syrup-scriptions.
  66. What did the pancake say to pan?… I’ve had batter company.
  67. How do you make pancakes on Mars?… Using a marzipan.
  68. I had a dream last night where I was driving with one hand and flipping pancakes with the other… I was tossing and turning all night.
  69. Have you ever tried haunted pancakes?… They give me the crêpes.
  70. So my wife wondered how the pancakes got into our shopping cart… I said maybe they crêped in there.
  71. Why are dolphins so good at making pancakes?… They’re such good flippers.
  72. How do you hide your pancakes from your roommates?… Syruptitiously.
  73. Why are pancakes boring to talk to?… They just keep waffling.
  74. “I’m sorry sir, but we’ve determined you have a highly contagious, deadly virus. You’ll need to be kept in quarantine and fed a diet of pancakes.” “Oh my, that’s horrible news, doctor. But will the pancakes really be able to help me get better?” “No, that’s just the only thing we can slide under the door.”
  75. Did you hear about the pancake who was overcharged for syrup?… He just flipped.
  76. I snuck downstairs to make pancakes at midnight last night. It took a couple hours and I didn’t want to wake anyone going back up. I stuck some pancakes to my feet and crêped back up the stairs.
  77. What do you call a politician who can’t turn pancakes?… A flip-flop. (Flip Flop Jokes)
  78. Psychiatrist: What brought you here? Patient: My wife sent me here because I like pancakes. Psychiatrist: There’s nothing wrong with that, I like pancakes, too. Patient: Excellent! Come to my place, I have seven suitcases full of them!
  79. What do you call a Parisian pancake maker who asks too many personal questions?… Crepe-y
  80. What do bus drivers put on their pancakes for breakfast?… Traffic jam! (Car Jokes)
  81. What’s the best thing you can put into a pancake?… Your teeth! (Dentist Jokes)
  82. “I have the best pancake mix!”… “No, mine is batter”
  83. What did Abe Lincoln put on his pancakes?… Lincoln Log Cabin Syrup. (Abraham Lincoln Jokes)
  84. What did the young pancake say to the old burnt pancake?… I don’t like your flip side. (Grandparent Jokes)
  85. Go ahead and pancake my day.
  86. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about pancakes? (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month & February Knock Knock Jokes)
  87. I pancake my eyes off of you.
  88. How can you pay for pancakes?… With silver dollars.
  89. How does a penguin make pancakes?… With its flippers! (Penguin Jokes)
  90. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good pancake knock-knock joke? (February Knock Knock Jokes)
  91. Why did the pancake get arrested?… It had committed multiple unwaffle actions. (Police Jokes)
  92. Why do musicians never sing pancake songs?… They always fall flat! (365 Music Jokes)
  93. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best pancake jokes. (February Knock Knock Jokes)
  94. How did the pancake become the king?… He u-syruped the throne.
  95. What did the Zen pancake say at breakfast?… Peace to you.
  96. Do you know about the crazy pancake?… Really! The one that flips…..
  97. What did the pancake say to the complimentary coffee?… I’m flattered!
  98. What do a softball team and pancakes have in common?… They both need a good batter! (101 Baseball Jokes & New York Jokes)
  99. I called the pancake restaurant and asked for a table for two… Hostess said I had the wrong number so asked for a table for four instead.
  100. This morning I tried to flip my eggs like I do with my pancakes… Yolks on me. (Egg Jokes)
  101. How does a panda make his pancakes in the morning?… With a pan…duh.
  102. What does a cat fill his pancakes with?… Mice cream! (Cat Jokes & Ice Cream Jokes)
  103. Did you know today is Pancake day… apparently it just creped up on us. (Bastille Day Jokes)
  104. What did the young pancake say to the old burnt pancake?… I don’t like your flip side. (Grandparent Jokes)
  105. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about pancakes? (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month& February Knock Knock Jokes)
  106. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good pancake knock-knock joke? (February Knock Knock Jokes)
  107. Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes?… To make them light and fluffy.
  108. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good pancake knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  109. What did my grandmother say when she ran out of pancakes?… Oh how waffle!
  110. What’s the best pancake topping?… More pancakes.
  111. I went to a fusion restaurant and had pelican in a pancake… Tasted ok, but the bill was enormous. (Geometry Jokes for Teachers)
  112. What do the New York Yankees and pancakes have in common?… They both need a good batter! (101 Baseball Jokes & New York Jokes)
  113. Why do comedians never tell pancake jokes?… They always fall flat!
  114. My wife makes my pancakes too thin… Tomorrow morning I am telling her I am sick of her crepe.
  115. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good pancake knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  116. What did you think of my slow-baked-pancakes?… I’ve had batter.
  117. How do you make a pancake grin?… Butter it up.
  118. My dad always called me “Pancake” He said it was “Because the first one is always a mistake.”
  119. How do cannibals eat pancakes? They wait by tall buildings.
  120. What do a high school softball team and pancakes have in common?… They both need a good batter! (101 Baseball Jokes & New York Jokes)
  121. What do the Boston Red Sox and pancakes have in common?… They both need a good batter! (101 Baseball Jokes & New York Jokes)
  122. What do you call someone who can’t turn pancakes?… A flip-flop. (Flip Flop Jokes)
  123. Why do comedians never tell pancake jokes?… They always fall flat! (365 Music Jokes)
  124. What did the pancake say to the softball player?… Batter up! (Softball Jokes)
  125. When the little boy was making pancakes why did the batter run away?… Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it! (Egg Jokes)
  126. What do uber drivers put on their pancakes for breakfast?… Traffic jam! (Car Jokes)
  127. How is a pancake always organized?… Because he always tosses all his trash away.
  128. Why didn’t the waffle go to the pancake party?… He was a square.
  129. What looks like half a pancake?… The other half!
  130. Why did the pancake miss breakfast?… It was choco-LATE! (Chocolate Jokes)
  131. Two pancakes are chatting about a third pancake. “Wasn’t that pancake so annoying?” says the first one.  The second pancake answers “Yeah, he was really boring. He just kept waffling!”
  132. Why are pancakes so good at making people laugh?… Because they know so many pun-cakes!
  133. These pancakes are amazing… they’re so flipping delicious!
  134. Thin French pancakes give me the crepes. (Bastille Day Jokes)
  135. What do bus drivers put on their morning pancakes?… Traffic jam
  136. What do you call a pancake after it does sit-ups?… A waffle.
  137. What do you call a man who randomly steals French pancakes?… A crepetomaniac. (Bastille Day Jokes)
  138. I tried to break the ice at a party the other night with a pancake joke, but it fell flat.
  139. I met a really angry pancake earlier…  He just flipped.
  140. How do elves eat their pancakes?… In short stacks. (Elf Jokes)
  141. My friend is normally good at remembering special occasions…  He flipped when I reminded him it was pancake day.
  142. Why did the man dress up as a thin pancake for Halloween?… To give people the crepes. (Bastille Day Jokes)
  143. Why couldn’t the teddy bear eat the pancake?… He was stuffed.
  144. What do you call an Ewok who just ate pancakes?… A sticky Wicket.
  145. Did you hear about the pancake who was overcharged for syrup?… He just flipped.
  146. My dad always called me “Pancake”… He said it was “Because the first one is always a mistake.”
  147. Did you know Sean Connery used to save the egg shells from pancake day and paint them to use for egg hunts at Easter?… It was an egg shell lent idea.
  148. Why was the pancake arrested?… Unwaffle activities.
  149. What did the pancake say to the French cook?… you’re creping me out.
  150. I dreamed last last night that I was making pancakes whilst driving along a twisty road… I tossed and turned all night.
  151. Customer: Waiter, I’m in a hurry! Will the pancakes be long? Waiter: No sir, round.
  152. You know why the pancake king lost his kingdom?… He was usyruped.
  153. How does Liam Neeson make such good pancakes?… He has a very particular set of skillets.
  154. Why did the pancake get arrested?… It had committed multiple unwaffle actions.
  155. Just opened a Sandwich & Pancakes restaurant!… I named it “Not all Heroes, We’re Crepes.”
  156. How did the pancake become the king?… He u-syruped the throne.
  157. I snuck downstairs to make pancakes at midnight last night It took a couple hours and I didn’t want to wake anyone going back up. I stuck some pancakes to my feet and crepèd back up the stairs.
  158. I can’t believe its pancake day again already.. It’s really créped up on me!
  159. What do pancakes do when they are scared?… They crepe themselves.
  160. Did you hear about the guy who didn’t like people watching him eat pancakes?… He always ate them syruptitiously.
  161. Did you ever hear a joke about a pancake before?… I heard one once but it was a crêpe joke.
  162. What does Mrs. pancake say when you compliment her on her weight?… Thank you, I’m flattened!
  163. I finally decided on my Halloween costume. I’m going to go as a French pancake chef… that’ll really give people the crêpes.
  164. What does the Vatican eat their Pancakes with?… Papal Sirup.
  165. My jokes about dropping pancakes never get a laugh… They keep falling flat.
  166. My mom made pancakes for dinner… they tasted like crêpe.
  167. How do you make pancakes on Mars?… Using a marzipan.
  168. What did one pancake say to the other as it headed out the door?… Catch you on the flip side!
  169. For Father’s Day breakfast, my daughter promised she’d make pancakes… Then she said she wouldn’t… Then she said she would…Then she said she wouldn’t… Now she’s just waffling.
  170. For Mother’s Day breakfast, my daughter promised she’d make pancakes… Then she said she wouldn’t… Then she said she would…Then she said she wouldn’t… Now she’s just waffling.
  171. I burnt my pancakes today honestly… they tasted pretty crepe.
  172. I’m never going to the pancake house again… That place gives me the crepes.
  173. If someone makes another pancake joke… I’m gonna batter them.
  174. I have a fear of french pancakes… They give me the crepes.
  175. Teacher: Write a 2500 word essay on why you like pancakes. Student: Oh no, i’m going to end up waffling!
  176. I saw a panda making a pancake using something… It was a pan, duh!
  177. What does a cat fill his pancakes with?… Mice cream! (Cat Jokes & Pancake Jokes)
  178. What did the grandpa pancake say to the grandchild burnt pancake?… I don’t like your flip side. (Grandparent Jokes)
  179. What did the Nana pancake say to the grandchild burnt pancake?… I don’t like your flip side. (Grandparent Jokes)
  180. What do a college softball team and pancakes have in common?… They both need a good batter! (101 Baseball Jokes & New York Jokes)
  181. What do a middle school softball team and pancakes have in common?… They both need a good batter! (101 Baseball Jokes & New York Jokes)
  182. What do a elementary school softball team and pancakes have in common?… They both need a good batter! (101 Baseball Jokes & New York Jokes)