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Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best North Carolina jokes.
What NBA great is mostly likely to get arrested?… Tyrone “Muggsy” Bogues, he is always stealing the ball. (Police Jokes & NBA Basketball Jokes)
Duke students have trouble spelling “Krzyzewski.” UNC students have trouble spelling “Smith.” (World’s Best Basketball Jokes & Grammar Jokes)
What is the saddest DI football team?… The Duke BLUE Devils.
What type of donut do you take to a field trip to the Wright Brothers National Park?… A plain (plane) donut! (Donut Jokes & North Carolina Jokes)
What do you call a small protest against dumping trash in North Carolina’s capital?… A little Raleigh Litter Rally — literally!
Why would Coach Dean Smith lover to have at least 5 anti-vax basketball basketball player for his Four Corners offense. l…. they never take any shots.
Coach Krzyzewski Baseball Career: Coach K had an amazing career as a college basketball coach. Many people do not know that before coaching basketball, he was a baseball player. He was a solid infielder and outfield, but Coach “K” was the worst hitter on the team. Coach K was always a focused on team success from a very young age. The baseball coach saw this and want to find a role for him. He tried him out on the mound and found out that Coach K was a fantastic pitcher. He finished the season pitching and lead the pitching staff in strikeouts. He truly was Coach K! (World’s Best Basketball Jokes & Baseball Jokes)
I have the heart of a lion… And a lifetime ban from the North Carolina Zoo. (Zoo Jokes)
How do the zebras at the North Carolina Zoo play baseball?… Three stripes and you’re out! (Baseball Jokes)
Why should you never buy golf equipment made in North Carolina?… Because North Carolina drivers are terrible. (Golf Jokes & Car Jokes)
A woman from North Carolina who fell in love with the DJ from her first wedding day has married him five years later… she originally asked him three years ago, but he said he wasn’t taking requests just then. (Marriage Jokes)
What do you call a dishonest cat at the North Carolina Zoo?… Lion. (Oregon Jokes & Zoo Jokes)
Why won’t any of North Carolina’s bicycles stand up by themselves?… They are two tired. (Bike Jokes)
In what state does the Roanoke River flow?… Liquid. (Top 10 North Carolina Rivers & Chemistry Jokes)
What is a North Carolina mountain’s favorite type of candy?… Snow caps. (Hiking Jokes & Candy Jokes / North Carolina Mountains)
Over the summer, North Carolina is expected to break the hottest temperatures ever recorded in its entire history, some places as hot as 111°F… NOT cool. (Summer Jokes & Heat Wave Jokes)
Over the winter, North Carolina is expected to break the coldest temperatures ever recorded in its entire history, some places as hot as -35°F… NOT cool.. FREEZING. (Winter Jokes)
Speaking of driving… North Carolina roads are adventurous because no one knows how to drive.
What do you call a bounty hunter from the South?… Bubba Fett.
Why is a Neuse River rich? …. Because it has two banks. (Top 10 North Carolina Rivers)
In the news, North Carolina had it’s first remote trial via zoom… It looks like things will be settled out of court. (Lawyer Jokes)
A North Carolina man was arrested for stealing a truck filled with $56,000 worth of Campbell’s soup…. I, for one, hope this guy goes away for ‘Mmm, mmm, good!’
What did North Carolina see?… The same thing Arkansas. (Top 50 State Jokes)
Why can’t Mt. Mitchell and Mt. Craig play hide and seek?… Because they like to peak. (North Carolina Mountains)
How many North Carolina men do you need before you can make change for a dollar?… You can’t. Nobody in North Carolina has any cents.
Did you guys hear about that girl they found murdered in North Carolina?… They found her covered in milk with cheerios still in her mouth… They think it was a cereal killer. (Cereal Jokes)
A retired North Carolina man was jailed for refusing to nap… …he was resisting a rest. (Napping Jokes)
What does the average North Carolina high school student get on his SAT?… Drool. (College Jokes)
Why do North Carolina students have TGIF on their shoes?… Toes Go In First!
No, really. I’ve been holding my breath for someone in North Carolina to use their turn signal and I haven’t breathed since 2005. (Car Jokes)
North Carolina: America hates us because America ain’t us.
North Carolina: We’re not sure who is dumber – the politicians or the voters. (Election Jokes)
How do you get a man in North Carolina to do sit-ups?… Put the remote control between his toes.
Nightmares in other states are just visions of what’s really going on in North Carolina.
How many North Carolina State University freshman does it take to change a light bulb?… None, it’s a sophomore course.
North Carolina: If You Don’t hike, Don’t Bother!
North Carolina Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” North Carolina Resident: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.” (Labor Day Jokes & Travel Blogs)
No, really. I’ve been holding my breath for someone in North Carolina to use their turn signal… I haven’t breathed since 2005. (Car Jokes)
Tourist: “Lived in this town all your life?” North Carolina Resident: “No, not yet.”
North Carolina has TWO capitals. Can you name them?… “N” and “C”
Hole #9 Where do North and South Carolina bakers travel to make cherry pie?… The go to Augusta National Golf Course and set up shop at hole #9, Carolina Cherry. (Pie Jokes / South Carolina Jokes / North Carolina Jokes)
What is the tallest building in North Carolina?… State Library of North Carolina of course, it has the most stories! (Library Jokes)
What did Lake Norman say to the shore?… Nothing, it waved. (15 Best Lakes in North Carolina)
What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The North Carolina Turnpike!
Where do a fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of Cape Fear River. (Top 10 North Carolina Rivers)
What has a mouth but can’t eat?… The Catawba River! (Top 10 North Carolina Rivers)
What runs but never goes out of breath?… The Tar River! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
If a plane crashed on the borders of North Carolina and South Carolina, where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
Teacher: Where were you born? Student: North Carolina. Teacher: Which part? Student: What do you mean, ‘which part’? My whole body was born in North Carolina! (Teacher Jokes)
Did you hear the joke about the Smoky Mountains?… You won’t get over it. (Hiking Jokes & North Carolina Mountains)
Tourist: “Lived in this town all your life?” North Carolina Resident: “No, not yet.”
Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” North Carolina Resident: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.” (Labor Day Jokes & Travel Blogs)
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about North Carolina?
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good North Carolina knock-knock joke?
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good North Carolina knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
Hawaii is hosting a party for all the states. Hawaii says, “be there or be square!” Unfortunately, Colorado and Wyoming didn’t attend. (Hawaii Jokes & Colorado Jokes)
Where do North Carolina elementary school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Elementary School Jokes)
Where do North Carolina middle school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Middle School Jokes)
Where do North Carolina high school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (High School Jokes)
Why did the North Carolina teacher jump into the pool?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
Why did the North Carolina teacher jump into the lake?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
Why did the North Carolina teacher jump into the ocean?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Ocean Jokes)
Why did the North Carolina teacher jump into the river?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me the nickname for the 1983 North Carolina State University basketball team? (Top U.S. Colleges)
Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you name the coach of the 1983 North Carolina State University basketball team?
Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me the North Carolina basketball teams that have won an NCCA Championship?
Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me the nickname for the location of the colleges NC State Basketball team?
What did North Carolina see?… the same thing Arkansas.
Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe spell North Carolina? (Grammar Jokes)
Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the capital of North Carolina? (Capitals for Each US State)
Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the colleges and universities? (Top U.S. Colleges)
Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the professional sports teams?
Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the most populated city in North Carolina?
Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the least populated city in North Carolina?
Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the most highest mountain in North Carolina? (Hiking Jokes)
Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the most longest river in North Carolina?
Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the two senators from North Carolina?
Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the governor of North Carolina?
Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the representatives from North Carolina??
Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe visit North Carolina?
Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe give me the name of a great restaurant North Carolina?
Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the cost of living North Carolina?
Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me some good lakes in North Carolina?
Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe take me to a game at North Carolina?
Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe take me to a game?
Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the least populated city in North Carolina?
Did you hear about the power outage at the North Carolina State University library?… Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.
I’m currently in a recovering alcoholics program in North Carolina. But to keep it short, I just tell people I’m in the NCAA.
I’m moving to North Carolina and I think I’m going to buy a house instead of renting… I hear the market is flooded right now.
How come north Carolina is the bluest state?… Raleigh scattering.
Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me the cost of Wake Forest University? (Top U.S. Colleges)
Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Wake Forest University mascot? (College Mascots)
What was the governor of North Carolina criticized for responding to Hurricane Florence so quickly?… Because women don’t like premature evacuations.
Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me the cost of Duke University? (Top U.S. Colleges)
Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Duke University mascot? (College Mascots)
Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me the cost of High Point University? (Top U.S. Colleges)
Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the High Point University mascot? (College Mascots)
Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me the cost of University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill? (Top U.S. Colleges)
Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill mascot? (College Mascots)
Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me the cost of North Carolina State University? (Top U.S. Colleges)
Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the North Carolina State University mascot? (College Mascots)
Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me the cost of Appalachian State University? (Top U.S. Colleges)
Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Appalachian State University mascot? (College Mascots)
Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me the cost of Wingate University? (Top U.S. Colleges)
Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Wingate University mascot? (College Mascots)
Why is North Carolina always one of the top college basketball programs?… They always dig there heels in on defense. (College Basketball Jokes)
March Madness 1983: How would you describe NC State’s last second play to beat the University of Houston in 1983?… Alley Whoooooooooooops! (College Basketball Jokes)

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