New Jersey Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best New Jersey jokes.
  2. In a progressive move, Mattel is making a new boyfriend for Barbie who’s a homeless man from New Jersey… Hobo Ken. (Barbie Jokes)
  3. A guy from New Jersey bought a search engine and some fireworks… He bought-a-bing and bought-a-boom. (Fireworks Jokes)
  4. Why should you never buy golf equipment made in New Jersey?… Because New Jersey drivers are terrible. (Golf Jokes & Car Jokes)
  5. March Madness 2023: How did the #15 Princeton Tigers get to the Sweet 16 beating #2 Arizona and #7 Missouri?… They scratched and clawed.  (New Jersey Jokes)
  6. March Madness 2023: How did #16 Fairleigh Dickinson upset #1 Purdue?… Not really sure. I guess it just was their knight. (Knight Jokes & New Jersey Jokes)
  7. March Madness 2023: How did the #1 Purdue fans react to the loss to #16 Fairleigh Dickinson? … They were boiling mad. (New Jersey Jokes)
  8. March Madness 2023: In the post-game interview, Coach Tobin Anderson was asked, how come you were not able to continue the Cinderella story and knock off FAU?… Not really sure. We worked our tails off. I guess it just wasn’t our knight. (Knight Jokes & New Jersey Jokes)
  10. I have the heart of a lion… And a lifetime ban from the Bergen County Zoo. (Zoo Jokes)
  11. What hurricane is a typical beach house guest?… Sandy. (Hurricane Jokes)
  12. What did Delaware?… A New Jersey. (Delaware Jokes)
  13. What is a florist’s favorite state?… New Jersey. It is the Garden State. (Flower Jokes)
  14. In what state does the Hudson River flow?… Liquid. (10 Longest Rivers in New Jersey)
  15. Over the summer, New Jersey is expected to break the hottest temperatures ever recorded in its entire history, some places as hot as 111°F… NOT cool. (Summer Jokes)
  16. Where do cows go on vacation?… Moo Jersey. (Cow Jokes)
  17. Where do cows go to summer camp?… Moo Jersey. (Cow Jokes & Summer Camp Jokes)
  18. If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?… Idaho… Alaska! (Top 50 State Jokes)
  19. Why are New Jersey Devils hockey players so fit?… It’s from all the exorcising. (Halloween Jokes & Hockey Jokes)
  20. How do the zebras at the Bergen County Zoo play baseball?… Three stripes and you’re out! (Baseball Jokes)
  21. Over the winter, New Jersey is expected to break the coldest temperatures ever recorded in its entire history, some places as hot as -35°F… NOT cool.. FREEZING! (Winter Jokes)
  22. If Mississippi lent Missouri her New Jersey, what did Delaware?… I don’t know; Alaska (Top 50 State Jokes)
  23. What do you call a dishonest cat at the Bergen County Zoo?… Lion. (Oregon Jokes & Zoo Jokes)
  24. Can you name the capitals in “New Jersey”?… N and J.
  25. In a progressive move, Mattel is making a new boyfriend for Barbie who’s a homeless man from New Jersey… Hobo Ken.
  26. Why won’t any of New Jersey’s bicycles stand up by themselves?… They are two tired. (Bike Jokes)
  27. What is the tallest building in New Jersey?… The New Jersey Public Library of course, it has the most stories! (Library Jokes)
  28. Did you hear the joke about Kittatinny Mountain?… You won’t get over it. (Hiking Jokes & New Jersey Mountains)
  29. New Jersey has TWO capitals. Can you name them?… “N” and “J”
  30. New York has the most lawyers in the USA. New Jersey has the most toxic waste dumps in the USA. Why is this so?… New Jersey had first pick. (Lawyer Jokes)
  31. Where do New Jersey fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of the Hudson River. (Ten Longest Rivers in New Jersey)
  32. What has a mouth but can’t eat?… The Raritan River!
  33. What’s the difference between a Greyhound terminal in New Jersey and a voluptuous lobster?… One’s a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean. (Lobster Jokes & Bus Jokes)
  34. Where does the NCAA buy March Madness basketball uniforms?… New Jersey. (March Madness Jokes)
  35. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about New Jersey?
  36. Where is the best place to shop for a hockey shirt?… New Jersey. (Geography Jokes for Kids & Top 50 State Jokes)
  37. If a plane crashed on the borders of New Jersey and New York, Pennsylvania, and Delaware., where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (Plane Jokes)
  38. What runs but never goes out of breath?… The Hackensack River! (Track and Field Jokes)
  39. How do you kill a vampire from New Jersey?.. With a New York steak. (Vampire Jokes)
  40. Why does California have the most lawyers, and New Jersey, the most toxic waste dumps?… New Jersey got first pick! (Lawyer Jokes)
  41. What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The New Jersey State Turnpike! (Car Jokes)
  42. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good New Jersey knock-knock joke?
  43. What did Lake Hopatcong say to the shore?… Nothing, it waved. (15 Best New Jersey Lakes)
  44. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good New Jersey knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  45. Teacher: Where were you born? Student: New Jersey. Teacher: Which part? Student: What do you mean, ‘which part’? My whole body was born in ! (Teacher Jokes)
  46. Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” New Jersey Resident: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.” (Labor Day Jokes & Travel Blogs)
  47. Where do New Jersey elementary school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Elementary School Jokes)
  48. Why is New Jersey called the Garden State?… Because Oil, Petrolium, Nuclear, Land Fill, & Toxic Waste State Didn’t fit on a license plate! (Car Jokes)
  49. Where does a lacrosse player go when she needs a new uniform?… New Jersey.
  50. Why do Seton Hall students have such beautiful noses?… They’re hand picked.
  51. Where do New Jersey middle school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Middle School Jokes)
  52. Where do New Jersey high school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (High School Jokes)
  53. Why did the New Jersey teacher jump into the pool?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  54. The only people who say “Joizy” are from New York. (New York Jokes)
  55. What happens if BP can actually contain and clean up the Gulf Oil Spill?… The government will then ask them to clean up the “Jersey Shore”!
  56. Did you hear about this year’s newest fad diet coming out of New York and New Jersey?… The swim-fast diet. (Swimming Jokes)
  57. Why is “The Wave” banned in High Point Solutions Stadium?… Two Scarlet Knights fans drowned last year.
  58. Did you hear about the power outage at the Rider University library?… Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.
  59. Whats the difference between Newark, New Jersey and yogurt?… Yogurt has an active living culture.
  60. Why did the New Jersey teacher jump into the lake?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  61. If Kyrie Irving goes to the Nets… Does he get a New Jersey?
  62. Why did the New Jersey teacher jump into the ocean?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Ocean Jokes)
  63. Why did the New Jersey teacher jump into the river?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  64. What did New Jersey see?… the same thing Arkansas.
  65. When I was younger I decided I wanted a tattoo. My mother said, “Well if you’re going to get one get one where it doesn’t matter. So I got it in New Jersey.
  66. Why do people drive so fast in New Jersey? So as to get the heck out of New Jersey.
  67. Where do sailors go to get a new uniform?… New Jersey! (Sailing Jokes)
  68. What is Chris Christie’s nickname?… Cake Boss.
  69. If Al Abama wore Miss Issippi’s new jersey to the party, what will Mary Land wear?… I dunno, Al ask a.
  70. If Miss. Issippi, gave Miss. Ouri, her new jersey, what would Dela wear?… I don’t know, but AL ask.
  71. What are two things you don’t pick up in New Jersey?… The trash and the women.
  72. I asked my father for advice with my girlfriend. He told me to kiss her where it smells… So I took her to New Jersey.
  73. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe spell
  74. New Jersey? 
  75. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the colleges and universities in
  76. New Jersey? (Top U.S. Colleges)
  77. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the professional New Jersey sports teams? 
  78. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the capital of New Jersey? (State Capitals)
  79. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the most populated city in New Jersey?  
  80. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the least populated city in New Jersey?  
  81. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the most highest mountain in New Jersey? (Hiking Jokes)  
  82. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the most longest river in New Jersey?  
  83. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the two senators from New Jersey? 
  84. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the governor of New Jersey?
  85. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the representatives from New Jersey?  
  86. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe visit New Jersey?  
  87. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe give me the name of a great restaurant New Jersey?   
  88. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the cost of living New Jersey?  
  89. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me some good lakes inNew Jersey? 
  90. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe take me to a game New Jersey?
  91. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe take me to a game New Jersey?  
  92. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me the cost of Rutgers University? (Top U.S. Colleges)
  93. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Rutgers mascot? (College Mascots)
  94. New Jersey has changed its drinking age to 28…. Lawmakers warrant this by saying it is meant to keep alcohol out of high school.
  95. If a plane crashed on the borders of New Jersey and New York, where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (Geography Jokes for Kids & Plane Jokes)
  96. Where do New Jersey middle school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Middle School Jokes)
  97. Where do New Jersey high school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (High School Jokes)
  98. Why did the New Jersey teacher jump into the lake?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)