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- What did the ghost eat for lunch?… A booloney sandwich! (Halloween Jokes & Ghost Jokes)
- What does a clock do when it’s hungry?… It goes back for seconds! (Day Light Savings Jokes)
- If people like sandwiches, what do lions like?… Man-wiches. (Lion Jokes)
- A ham sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
- A book never written: “To Make a Sandwich” by Phil E. Cheese. (Pennsylvania Jokes)
- Where do you get sandwiches in India?… At the New Delhi. (World Geography Jokes)
- A book never written: “Making a Better Sandwich” by May O. Nase.
- What would you find on a haunted beach?… A sand-witch! (Witch Jokes)
- What is a golfer’s favorite lunch?… A ham sand-wedge. (Golf Jokes)
- What is a shark’s favorite sandwich?… A peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich. (Shark Jokes)
- What town in England makes terrible sandwiches?… Oldham!
- “If BurgerKing & Dairy Queen married, would their child make ice-cream sandwiches?”
- Customer: I refuse to eat this sandwich. Will you get the manager? Waiter: That’s no use. He won’t eat it, either.
- What is green on the inside, white on the outside and hops?… A frog sandwich!
- Why do Zombies go to Subway?… Because they like to Eat Flesh.
- What did bacon say to tomato?… Lettuce get together.
- Why did the tomato turn red?… It saw the sandwich dressing!
- Why don’t sandwiches like warm weather?… Things get Toasty!
- What did the vegetables say to the Sandwich?… Lettuce all smile.
- What do you eat at the beach?… A Sand-wich.
- Who casts spells at the beach?… The Sand-witch.
- Where do golfers go to eat?… The sand-wedge shop.
- Why don’t Americans eat snail sandwiches?… Because they like “Fast Food.”
- What did the fisherman catch when he used peanut butter as bait?… A jellyfish.
- Veggies? That’s what my food eats!