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- What did Mr. and Mrs. Cheeseburger name their daughter?…. Patty.
- Did you hear about the cheeseburger patty who told funny jokes?… He was on a roll!
- Where were cheese hamburgers 1st made?… Greece. (World Geography Jokes & Geography Jokes for Kids)
- What do you get when you cross a cheeseburger with a computer?… A big mac! (Computer Jokes for Kids)
- What did the cheeseburger say to the pickle?… You’re dill-icious! (Pickle Jokes for Kids)
- What do polar bears eat for lunch?… Ice berg-ers! (World Geography Jokes & Geography Jokes for Kids)
- Where do burgers like to dance?… At a meat ball! (Meatball Jokes)
- Why was the cheeseburger sad?… It had blue cheese! (Psychology Jokes)
- If Burger King married Dairy Queen where would they live?… At White Castle! (Ice Cream Jokes for Kids)
- Why did the Hobbit get a job at Burger King?… He wanted to be “Lord of the Onion Rings.”
- Why did Five Guys survive the flood?… It was built on solid ground beef.
- How do you stop someone from stealing your grill?… With a burger alarm!
- How does a pitcher walk a man in Burger King baseball League?… He throws four meatballs! (Baseball Jokes & Meatball Jokes)
- How do you make a hamburger laugh?… Pickle it! (Pickle Jokes for Kids)
- Why did the man climb to the roof of McDonalds?… The told him the meal was on the house!
- How do you insult a hamburger patty?… Call it a meatball. (Meatball Jokes)
- What are the best days of the week in Fast Food land?… Fry-day and Sundae! (Ice Cream Jokes for Kids & Fast Food Jokes)
- What do race horses eat?… Fast Food. (Fast Food Jokes & Horse Racing Jokes)
- Did you read the book J.D. Salinger wrote about “phony” fast food?… It’s titled “Catcher in the Fries.” (Fast Food Jokes)
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- Why do hamburgers go to the gym?… To get better buns. (Sports Joke for Kids)
- How did the hamburger introduce his wife?… Meet patty (meat patty)