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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best sleeping jokes.
- What are they calling barbie’s husband after a nap?… A woke Ken. (Napping Jokes & Marriage Jokes)
- What did the man say to his wife at the beach?… Let’s prey the sharks are sleeping while we’re swimming. (Napping Jokes)
- Why did Dr. Seuss put a ruler under his pillow?… To see how long he slept.
- What do you call a fluffy male cat asleep on a bed?… Himalayan.
- Who made Dorothy fall asleep in the poppy field?… The Wicked Witch of the Rest. (Wizard of Oz Jokes)
- Did you hear that people hate daylight saving time so much?… That they lost sleep over it last night. (Daylight Savings Jokes)
- When is your grandparent’s bedtime?… Three hours after he/she falls asleep on the couch. (Grandparent Jokes)
- Why couldn’t George Washington fall asleep?… Because he couldn’t lie. (American Revolution Jokes)
- I want to die like my grandpa did, in his sleep…. Not screaming like the people in the back seat of his car. (Grandparent Jokes)
- Where do library books like to sleep?… Under their covers.
- I’m so tired from working… I could sleep through Labor Day!
- Do Indy 500 race drivers stop and take a nap?… Yeah, when they are getting tired. (Indianapolis 500 Jokes)
- What kind of flower doesn’t sleep at night?… The Day-zzz.
- What do bears call summer campers in sleeping bags?… Soft tacos. (Taco Jokes / Bear Jokes / Napping Jokes)
- What does a brownie put on his bed?… A cookie sheet. (Brownie Jokes)
- Did you hear about the kidnapping at the field trip?… Probably not, he is still sleeping.
- Why did the marathon runner end up in jail?… For resisting a rest. (Police Jokes & Napping Jokes)
- Why can’t you take a nap during the Boston Marathon race?… Because if you snooze, you loose!
- What are the two things your grandpa doesn’t like about you as a little boy?… Number 1 you don’t want to sleep in the afternoon. Number 2, you won’t let him take a nap either. (Grandparent Jokes)
- How does Malfoy get in his bed?… He slithers in! (Harry Potter Jokes)
- A nurse wakes up her patient and says “Wake up Mrs. Johnson. It’s time to take your sleeping pills.” (Nurse Jokes)
- Why was the ghost so tired he needed a nap?… He worked the graveyard shift. (Ghost Jokes / Labor Day Jokes Cemetery Jokes)
- Who is a great spokesperson for National Napping Day?… Sleeping Beauty! (Disney Jokes for Kids)
- Did you hear about the kidnapping?…. He’s still sleeping!
- What do you call a skeleton that takes naps?… Sleepy bones! (Halloween Jokes & Biology Jokes for Kids)
- Why did George Washington have trouble sleeping?…. Because he couldn’t lie. (Presidents Day Jokes)
- Why did the tree need to take a nap?… For rest. (Tree Jokes)
- Why did the meatballs tell the spaghetti to go to sleep?… It was pasta bedtime. (Pasta Jokes)
- Why was the cop in bed?… Because he was an undercover cop! (Police Jokes)
- Why did the doctor tell the nurse to walk quietly past the medicine cabinet?… So they wouldn’t wake the sleeping pills.
- I burned 2,000 calories today…. I fell asleep with a pizza in the oven! (Pizza Jokes)
- How did Richard Nixon sleep in the White House?… First he lied on one side, then he lied on the other.
- What’s the difference between a Patric Mahomes and a baby?… One takes the snap, the other takes a nap. (Super Bowl Jokes & Baby Jokes)
- What do scuba divers wear to bed?… A snore-kel. (Swimming Jokes)
- Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda… I guess it was just a Fanta sea! (Swimming Jokes)
- What is the best advice to give to a worm?… Sleep late! (Worm Jokes)
- Why can’t a bicycle stand up on its own?… Because it’s two tired! (Bike Jokes)
- How do you keep your sleeping bag from getting stretched out?… Don’t sleep too long in it! (Camping Jokes)
- Why do Minions run round their beds?… To catch up on their sleep. (Minion Jokes)
- My boyfriend woke up just now. He is dreaming and muttering about how he wrote the Lord of The Rings trilogy…. He’s Tolkien in his sleep. (Napping Jokes)
- I’m good at napping… I can do it with my eyes closed.
- What do you call turtles who are only awake during the night time?… Noc-turtles. (Turtle Jokes)
- If you have 3 sleeping bags in one hand and 3 sleeping bags in the other, what do you have?… Pretty big hands. (Napping Jokes & Camping Jokes)
- Last night I had a nightmare about earthquakes…. I woke up trembling. (Friday the 13th Jokes & Earthquake Jokes)
- Where can a burger get a great night’s sleep?… On a bed of lettuce! (Lettuce Jokes & Hamburger Jokes)
- What happened when they found out about the kidnapping at the high school graduation?… They woke him up. (High School Graduation Jokes)
- What do you call a sleeping cow?… a bulldozer!
- Why couldn’t the broom go to the prom?… Because he was always sweeping during class! (Prom Jokes)
- Why was the summer camp so tiring?… It was in-tents (intense). (Summer Camp Jokes)
- What do you call the world’s sleepiest tree?… Mesnoozelah! (Tree Jokes)
- My girlfriend woke up just now. She is dreaming and muttering about how she wrote the Lord of The Rings trilogy… She’s Tolkien in her sleep. (Napping Jokes)
- Which coloring utensil makes you want to take a nap at summer camp?… A craYAWN! (Crayon Jokes & Summer Camp Jokes)
- What does a ghost keep in its stable on Friday the 13th?…Nightmares. (Horse Racing Jokes & Friday the 13th Jokes)
- A lady who was known as Churchill’s main rival in parliament was giving a speech. Churchill, with his usual enthusiasm for his rival, dozed off while the lady was speaking. She stopped her speech and awoke Sir Winston by yelling, “Mr. Churchill, must you sleep while I talk?” Churchill sleepily replied, “No, ma’am. I do so purely by choice.”
- Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?… Because he wanted sweet dreams. (Candy Jokes)
- What does a cat wear when he sleeps?… paw-jamas! (Dr. Seuss Jokes)
- Knock Knock… Whose there?… July… July who?… July down to take a nap. (July Knock Knock Jokes)
- How do you make a waterbed bouncier?… Fill it with spring water. (Spring Jokes)
- Why did the pillow go to the nurse?… He was feeling all stuffed up!
- What’s an Etch-A-Sketch artists’s worst nightmare?… An earthquake. (Art Jokes & Napping Jokes)
- Why couldn’t the pancake sleep?… He kept tossing and turning! (Pancake Jokes)
- What did the shuttlecock say when it was trying to sleep?… Who’s making all the racquet? (Badminton Jokes)
- My wife is the biggest “Lord of the Rings” fan… Every night I hear her Tolkien in her sleep. (Napping Jokes & Marriage Jokes)
- Why did the soldier take his bed to war?… So he could have a comfortable bunk! (Memorial Day Jokes)
- Customer: I’d like to buy a bed, please. Salesperson: Certainly, madam. Spring mattress? Customer: Oh, no! I want to be able to use it all year. (Napping Jokes)
- I just burned 3,000 calories!… My fault for leaving my brownies in the oven while I took a nap. (Brownie Jokes)
- What school supply is very tired?… A knapsack.
- Patient: Doctor, at night in my bed I keep saying lines from The Lord of The Rings Doctor: That’s ok, you’re just Tolkien in your sleep. (Doctor Jokes & Napping Jokes)
- What school supply is still tired all summer long?… A knapsack.
- How do Eskimos make their beds?… With sheets of ice and blankets of snow. (Winter Solstice Jokes)
- What does a tea bag do when it’s tired?…It steeps! (Tea Jokes)
- What do you call a sleeping pizza? … a piZZZZZZa. (Pizza Jokes for Kids)
- What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?… It’s time to go to sweep! (Mother’s Day Jokes for Kids)
- What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?…A cookie sheet! (Cookie Jokes & Christmas Jokes)
- What does Winnie the Pooh take to a sleepover?… Just the “bear” necessities! (Winnie the Pooh Jokes)
- My wife woke up just now. She is dreaming and muttering about how she wrote the Lord of The Rings trilogy… She’s Tolkien in her sleep. (Marriage Jokes & Napping Jokes)
- My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands… and two of them were just napping. (Cemetery Jokes & Napping Jokes)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Omelet… Omelet who?… Omelet Mommy sleep in for Mother’s Day. (Egg Jokes & Mother’s Day Knock Knock Jokes)
- What do you call a dinosaur that’s sleeping?… A dino-snore! (Dinosaur Jokes)
- To celebrate the end of winter, my local bed shop is having a spring sale… The rest of the bed is still full price though. (Napping Jokes)
- What is the unofficial song for National Coffee Day?… Black Coffee in Bed! (Coffee Jokes)
- How come the mother needle got mad at the baby needle?… It was way past its threadtime! (Napping Jokes & Baby Jokes)
- What does Pooh wear to bed?… POOH-jamas. (Winnie the Pooh Jokes)
- Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Daisy… Daisy who?…Daisy plays, nights he sleeps!
- Why was George Washington always pictured standing up?… Because he never lied. (Presidents Day Jokes)
- What do penguins wear on their feet at nighttime?… Slippers.
- Why don’t worms like getting up in the morning?… Because the early bird catches the worm. (Worm Jokes)
- A woman was taking a nap on Valentine’s Day afternoon. After she awoke, she told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a gorgeous and expensive diamond necklace for Valentine’s Day! What do you think it means?” “You’ll know tonight,” he said. That evening, her husband came home with a small package for her. Thrilled, she opened it and found a book titled “The Meaning of Dreams.” (Book Jokes & Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- Why should you never share a bed with a woodchuck?… They always hog the covers. (Ground Hog Day Jokes)
- How do students make their beds on a snow day?… With sheets of ice and blankets of snow. (Snow Day Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about sleeping?
- Mom #1: How do you get your sleepy-head son up in the morning? Mom #2: I just put the cat on the bed. Mom #1: How does that help?Mom #2: The dog’s already there. (Dog jokes for Kids & Napping Jokes)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good napping knock-knock joke?
- What do you call a veteran who sleeps in a bathroom stall?… A loo-tenant. (Veterans Day Jokes)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good napping knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
- The worst part of waking up (from a nap), is Folgers in your lap. (Coffee Jokes)
- The company commander and the sergeant were in the field. As they go to bed for the night, the first sergeant said: “Sir, look up into the sky and tell me what you see?” The commander said: “I see millions of stars.” Sgt: “And what does that tell you, sir?” “Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Theologically, it tells me that God is great and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it tells me that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Top?” Sgt: “Well sir, it tells me that somebody stole our tent.” (Veterans Day Jokes)
- What do you call an egg taking a snooze on the job?… Egg-zosted! (Egg Jokes for Kids)
- I’m good at sleeping… I can do it with my eyes closed.
- Which coloring utensil makes you tired at summer camp?… A craYAWN! (Crayon Jokes & Summer Camp Jokes)
- What does the Cat in the Hat wear when he sleeps?… paw-jamas! (Dr. Seuss Jokes)
- Patient: Doctor, at night in my bed I keep saying lines from The Lord of The Rings Doctor: That’s ok, you’re just Tolkien in your sleep. (Doctor Jokes & Napping Jokes)
- Why are the Buffalo Sabres like grizzly bears?… Every fall they go into hibernation during the winter. (Winter Jokes for Kids / Hockey Jokes / Bear Jokes)
- What happened when they found out about the kidnapping in the senior’s auditorium?… They woke him up.
- What can you call your brother who falls asleep after Thanksgiving dinner?… Your napkin. (Thanksgiving Jokes)
- Why did the meatballs tell the linguinei to go to sleep?… It was pasta bedtime. (Meatball Jokes & Pasta Jokes)
- What’s the difference between a quarterback and a baby?… One takes the snap, the other takes a nap. (Football Jokes & Baby Jokes)
- Where can a cheeseburger get a great night’s sleep?… On a bed of lettuce! (Lettuce Jokes & Hamburger Jokes)
- Why did George Washington have trouble sleeping?…. Because he couldn’t lie. (George Washington Quotes)
- Why did middle school nurse tip toe past the medicine cabinet? … She didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills. (Nurse Jokes)
- What school supply is still tired all year long?…A knapsack. (Jokes for the Last Day of School)
- Which coloring utensil makes you tired?… A craYAWN! (Napping Jokes & Crayon Jokes)
- What should you do if you find a groundhog sleeping in your bed?… Sleep somewhere else.(Groundhog Day Jokes)
- Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?… Because it was always sweeping during class! (180 School Jokes)
- What middle school supply is always tired?… A knapsack! (Napping Jokes & 180 School Jokes)
- What soothes a sick stomach and gives you neck support at night?… A PILL-ow. (Doctor Jokes for Kids)
- What school supply is always tired?… A knapsack! (Back to School Jokes for Kids)
- Why did the broom have to go to summer school?… Because it was always sweeping during class! (Summer School Jokes for Kids)
- How do you know an elephant is in your bed?… Because when you get into bed your nose touches the ceiling. (Elephant Jokes for Kids)
- How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?… Add spring water. (Spring Jokes)