Music Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best music jokes.
  2. Jokes for the Last Day of School: What is the best end of the year gift for a music teacher?… A broken drum. It can’t be beat.
  3. Lord of the Rings Jokes: What is Gandalf’s favorite band?… The Eagles!
  4. If you don’t love Irish music, U2, The Wolftones, or the Pogues… póg mo thóin!
  5. What band has unwavering confidence in their music abilities and each other?… No doubt!
  6. I love Irish music… U2?
  7. College Jokes: What singer would have been a great college administrator?… Dean Martin.
  8. Strawberry Moon Jokes: What song is the #1 request for the Strawberry Moon?… Strawberry Fields Forever by The Beatles.
  9. What Michael Jackson song do geologists love?… Rock with me.
  10. Boston Celtics Jokes: What famous Southern Rock anthem is the same as the Boston Celtics offense during the 1980s… Free Bird. (Massachusetts Jokes)
  11. Navy Jokes: What’s a sailor’s least favorite type of music?… Heavy rock.
  12. What do you get when you cross a musician with a gymnast?… Rock N’ Roll.
  13. Pink Moon Jokes: Did you hear about the Pink Moon Concert?… Pink and Pink Floyd are the headliners. They will each be doing a cover of John Mellencamp’s Pink Houses.
  14. Pink Moon Jokes:Who would be the #1 spokesperson for the Pink Moon?… Pink!
  15. Strawberry Moon Jokes: What song is on the Strawberry Moon playlist?… Strawberry Swing by Coldplay!
  16. Crayola Music Playlist: What Rolling Stones song is on the Crayola playlist?… Paint It Black.
  17. Full Moon Jokes: What Jack Johnson song is great for the full moon?… Is one moon enough?
  18. Crayola Music Playlist: What Rolling Stones song is on the Crayola playlist?… Back in black
  19. Ain’t it fun?
  20. Strawberry Moon Jokes: What do you call the Strawberry Moon playing the guitar?… A jam session.
  21. What Irish rap group would struggle as an AirBNB?… House of Pain.
  22. May 5th is Cinco De Mayo: Cinco De Mayo is here!… Let’s give ’em something to taco bout!
  23. Poison… a dangerously good 80s rock band.
  24. Hurricane Jokes: What is the #1 #Clash song during a hurricane?… Should I Stay or Should I Go?
  25. Hurricane Jokes: What is the most popular Jimmy Buffett song during a hurricane?… Trying to Reason with the Hurricane Season.
  26. Hurricane Jokes: Katy Perry sang that after a hurricane comes a rainbow, but you know what else comes after a hurricane?… A moron in a suit.
  27. Pope Jokes: Who is Pope Leo XIV’s favorite band?… Chicago.
  28. Hurricane Jokes: What is on a hurricane’s playlist… Call Me the Breeze by Lynyrd Skynyrd.
  29. Hurricane Jokes: What is a top requested song during a hurricane?… Gimme Shelter by the Rolling Stones.
  30. Hurricane Jokes: This Halloween on the East Coast I heard a lot of people are going to be the Scorpions this Halloween…. Because we’re gonna get rocked like a hurricane.
  31. Hurricane Jokes: I’m trying to write a song about hurricanes… But at the moment it is just a draft.
  32. Hurricane Jokes: What do you get if you a cross a card game with a hurricane?… Bridge over troubled water.
  33. Hurricane Jokes: What is a Tropical Storms favorite song?… “Rock You Like A Hurricane!”
  34. Hurricane Jokes: What is on a storm chaser’s playlist?… Riders on the Storm by the Doors.
  36. Who is the #1 band for the Flower Moon?… Guns and Roses.
  37. Who is a jeweler’s favorite musician?… Neil Diamond.
  38. Prom Jokes: What did the band member use before going to the prom?… A tuba toothpaste!
  39. What do you get when you cross a rapper with your mother?… Yo Yo – Ma.
  40. Cape Cod Jokes: Who is the favorite band of Cape Cod residents?… Orleans.
  41. Cape Cod Jokes: Guess who the headline band is for the Cape Cod concert this summer?… Orleans.
  42. What band goes great with coffee?… Cream.
  43. What band goes great with peaches?… Cream.
  44. Pope Jokes: What do you call a Pope who loves music? A soul-ful leader!
  45. July 21, 1969: What is Neil Armstrong’s favorite Police song?… Walking on the Moon. (Music Jokes)
  46. What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?…Plymouth Rock!
  47. What King Harvest song is popular during a full moon?… Dancing in the Moonlight.
  48. Did you know that on the way to the Moon the Apollo 11 crew heard rock music coming from outside?… Mission Control confirmed they were passing through the Van Halen belts.
  49. What is the unofficial song of the full moon?… The Whole of the Moon by The Waterboys! 
  50. Boston Jokes: Do you know what would be a great theme song for One Boston Day?… ONE by U2. Boston loves U2 and U2 loves Boston.
  51. What do you call a graduate who loves music?… A note-worthy achiever!
  52. Cinco De Mayo is here!… Let’s give ’em something to taco bout!
  53. Boston Marathon Jokes: What music is blaring at the most difficult part of the Boston Marathon?… Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers at Heartbrea kHill. Stevie Nicks can be heard singing “Stop Dragging My Heart Around.”
  54. 2025 March Madness: Did you know Pitbull, Mr. WorldWide, is playing at March Madness 2025. What a great performer. He is not too good at basketball though…. He travels too much!
  55. April 2nd National Walking Day: What is a great song for National Walking Day?… Walking Man by James Taylor. 
  56. A great song for National Walking Day… Walk Like an Egyptian by the Bangles. 
  57. What is a great U2 song for National Walking Day?… Walk On. 
  58. A great song for National Walking Day… Walk this way by Aerosmith. 
  59. What 2024 Final Four basketball was invited to the prom?… NC State. They have two DJs. DJ Horne and DJ Burns Jr. 
  60. What is a graduates favorite type of music?… Classical.
  61. We love @rockyoriordan! What is a great #U2 song for hiking?… Put on Your Boots. #NationalWalkingDay  #music #walking
  62. We love @STPBand! What is a #truck driver’s favorite #song?… Interstate #Love Song by #StoneTemplePilots. https://bit.ly/3uBgK4o #music #STP #trucks
  63. We love @iHeartRadio! What is a top song during a solar eclipse?… Blinded by the Light by Manfred Mann’s #Earth Band.  #SolarEclipse #SolarEclipse2024 #GreatAmericanEclipse #music #EarthDay
  64. We love @grlldcheesetruk! What kind of #music does a grilled #Swiss #cheese sandwich like to listen to?… Hole-y music. https://bit.ly/3uBgK4o #grilledcheese #NationalGrilledCheeseDay #GrilledCheeseSandwichDay
  65. Masters Tournament Jokes: Is German Masters golfer Stephan Jaeger a fan of Mick Jagger and the Rolling Stones?
    (Music Jokes)
  66. Masters Tournament Jokes: Masters golfer Tommy Fleetwood, do you know if he is a big fan of Fleetwood Mac?
    (Music Jokes)
  67. Masters Tournament Jokes: Is Masters golfer Russell Henley a fan of Don Henley of the Eagles?
    (Music Jokes)
  68. We love @RatedRnB @BerkleeCollege! Which genre of #music appeals to most grilled cheese sandwiches?… R’n’Brie https://bit.ly/3mGKfxR #grilledcheese #R&B #GrilledCheeseSandwichDay #NationalGrilledCheeseDay
  69. We love @BerkleeCollege! Where do #musicians like to watch the Masters?… Hole #12, Golden Bell. https://bit.ly/3mGKfxR #TheMasters #golf #golfing #Masters #music
  70. We love @Rap @HipHopDX @vanillaice! What’s a #grillcheesesandwich maker’s favorite song?… Slice, Slice Baby! https://bit.ly/3mGKfxR #NationalGrilledCheeseDay #Music #cheese #grillcheese #rap
  71. We love @WeVillagePeople! What is a #cheese lover’s favorite #VillagePeople song?… #Nacho Man. https://bit.ly/3mGKfxR  #music #grilledcheese #GrilledCheeseSandwichDay #NationalGrilledCheeseDay
  72. We love @Skynyrd! What famous #SouthernRock anthem is the same as the #Boston #Celtics offense during the 1980s… #FreeBird. https://bit.ly/3mGKfxR #NBA #NBAPlayoffs #BleedGreen #LarryBird
  73. Why did the #music #teacher go to the prom?… He couldn’t resist a good bass-dropping event! https://bit.ly/3mGKfxR #highschool #prom2024 #prom #teaching #education
  74. We love @rockhall @beatlesstory @HardRock @AbbeyRoad @thebeatles Which #Beatles song did the noisy #gymnast like?… Twist & Shout! https://bit.ly/3mGKfxR #gymnastics
  75. We love @BAA @tompetty @StevieNicks! What #music is blaring at the most difficult part of the #BostonMarathon?… #TomPetty and the Heartbreakers at #HeartbreakHill. Stevie Nicks can be heard singing “Stop Dragging My Heart Around.” https://bit.ly/3mGKfxR  #BostonStrong 
  76. Why was the #music #teacher upset after the prom?… The dance was off-key! https://bit.ly/2IxWARw #highschool #prom2024 #prom
  77. We love @Colgate @menswearhouse! What did the #band member use before going to the #prom?… A #tuba #toothpaste! https://bit.ly/3uBgK4o #music#highschool #prom2024 
  78. We love @Kleenex @MusicTeacherMag! How does a #middleschool student make a tissue dance?…Put a little boogey in it! https://bit.ly/3uBgK4o #music
  79. We love @Pink! Who would be the #1 spokesperson for the #PinkMoon?… Pink! https://www.mytowntutors.com/full-moon-jokes-for-kids/ #FullMoon
  80. #April 22nd is #EarthDay! RT if you agree @GreenDay! Who should headline the #EarthDay2024 Concert?… #GreenDay!  #music
  81. What is #Easter Bunny’s favorite kind of #music?… Hip-hop! https://bit.ly/3uBgK4o #moms #dads #hiphop #music #Easter2024
  82. Hawaii Puns: Aloha, is it me you’re looking for?
  83. #April 25th is #WorldPenguinDay! We love @Seal! We love Who is a #penguin’s favorite #pop #music star?… #Seal! https://bit.ly/3uBgK4o #penguins
  84. We love @hotelsdotcom @VisitGraceland @tripadvisor @CityOfBoston! What is the #1 #hotel for #runners of the #BostonMarathon?… Heartbreak Hotel. https://bit.ly/3uBgK4o #BostonStrong #HeartbreakHill #Elvis #travel #Graceland
  85. Who are the most popular musical artists for Earth Day?… Green Day and Earth, Wind & Fire.
  86. Did you hear about the band Kansas getting arrested for kidnapping at the airport?… They tried to carry-on my wayward son. (Music Jokes)
  87. If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?… They missed the rains down in Africa.

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