Montana Jokes

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  1. Montana, where the elevation is usually a bigger number than the town’s population. (Hiking Jokes)
  2. Which state has the best sun bathing?… Mon T”AN” a.
  3. What did the snow say to the Rocky Mountains?… I’ve got you covered. (Hiking Jokes & Top 10 Jokes for Each State)
  4. If you’ve suffered from frostbite and sunburn in the same week… you might be from Montana. (Summer Jokes & Winter Jokes)
  5. A couple in Montana had a baby… Now their population is 17! (Baby Jokes)
  6. Can the capital of Montana?… “M”
  7. What did Lake McDonald say to the shore?… Nothing, it waved. (15 Best Lakes in Montana)
  8. What is the tallest building in?… Montana State Library of course, it has the most stories! (Library Jokes)
  9. What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The Turnpike!
  10. Where do a Montana fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of the Milk River. (Ten Longest Rivers in Montana)
  11. What has a mouth but can’t eat?… The Yellowstone River!
  12. What runs but never goes out of breath?… The Kootenai River! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  13. If a plane crashed on the borders of Montana and Wyoming where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  14. Teacher: Where were you born? Student: Montana. Teacher: Which part? Student: What do you mean, ‘which part’? My whole body was born in ! (Teacher Jokes)
  15. Did you hear the joke about Granite Peak?… You won’t get over it. (Hiking Jokes & Highest Mountains in Montana)
  16. A cowboy and his blind horse: A man is casually crossing the Montana plains when his horse died all of the sudden. The nearest town was three days walk. So, he started to walk. 3 days later he ends up in this quiet ‘ol town but nobody had a horse for sale. So he commenced to walking to the closest town which was a two days journey. Unfortunately, nobody in that town had a horse for sale, however, he did come across this stable where the fellow runnin’ it mentioned his brother in a nearby Town had a horse for sale. He commenced to walk to this next town and 2 DAYS LATER found the guy’s brother. “I talked to your brother two days walk from here and he says you might have a horse to sell me.” “Yes I do have a horse for sale,” He replied, “But he don’t look so good.” “I don’t care. I’ll take him anyways. I’ve been walking for damn near a week now. I’m tired and I need a horse.” So he gets on the horse and the horse takes off and bumps into a tree and stops. “Heyyy, something’s wrong with this horse. I think he’s blind. YOU SOLD ME A BLIND HORSE MISTER!” “I told you Sir, THE HORSE DON’T LOOK SO GOOD!”
  17. If you know several people who have hit a cow more than once, you live in Montana. (Cow Jokes)
  18. Why is “The Wave” banned in Bobcat Stadium?… Two Tigers fans drowned last year.
  19. Why did the Montana regents decide to cover Washington-Grizzly Stadium in cardboard? A: Because the Tigers always look better on paper.
  20. Tourist: “Lived in this town all your life?” Montana Resident: “No, not yet.”
  21. Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” Montana Resident: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.” (Labor Day Jokes & Travel Blogs)
  22. Where do Montana elementary school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Elementary School Jokes)
  23. Where do Montana middle school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Middle School Jokes)
  24. Where do Montana high school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (High School Jokes)
  25. Why do Montana students have such beautiful noses?… They’re hand picked.
  26. Why do folks from Montana go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?… 17 and under are not admitted. (Movie Jokes)
  27. What’s the one thing that keeps Montana students from graduating?… Going to Class. (College Jokes)
  28. Did you hear about the power outage at the University of Montana library?… Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours. (College Jokes)
  29. Why did the Montana football team cross the road?…: Because it was easier than crossing the goal line. (Football Jokes)
  30. What separates a good team from a great team?… The Montana border.
  31. What does the average University of Montana student get on his SAT?… Drool. (College Jokes)
  32. How many University of Montana freshman does it take to change a light bulb?… None, it’s a sophomore course. (College Jokes)
  33. Why do Montana students have TGIF on their shoes?… Toes Go In First!
  34. How did the Montana grad die from drinking milk?… The cow fell on him! (Cow Jokes)
  35. What does a University of Montana fan do when his team has won the Final Four?… He turns off the PlayStation. (Basketball Jokes)
  36. What’s the difference between a Montanafootball player and a dollar?… You can get four quarters out of a dollar. (Football Jokes)
  37. Did you hear that Montana’s football team doesn’t have a website?… They can’t string three “Ws” together. (Football Jokes)
  38. Why did the Montana resident go around the block 24 time?… His blinker was stuck.
  39. Did you here about the Montana resident who broke his arm while raking leaves?… He fell out of the tree. (Tree jokes)
  40. Why do Montana residents have such pretty noses?… Because they are handpicked.
  41. Why did the Montana resident put a hole in his umbrella?… He wanted to know when the rain stoped.
  42. A Montana Game: Two Montana residents go into a dark closet. One sneaks out, and the other one tries to guess who is missing.
  43. Did you hear about the Montana resident who applied for a job as a lifeguard in a car wash?