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Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Looney Tunes jokes.
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe believe there are 101 Looney Tunes jokes?
Bugs Bunny walks into a hospital He asks his doctor “What’s up, doc?” The doctor replies “Your blood pressure, Bugs.” “And if I don’t get it sorted out?” The doctor, visually distraught, answers: “That’s all, folks.” (Doctor Jokes)
What does Bugs Bunny put on his sandwiches?… Space jam!
Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd break into a distillery. Daffy turns to Elmer and says ’Is this Whiskey’? Elmer says, ‘Yes but not as whiskey as wobbing a bank’!!
What did Bugs Bunny say after beaming aboard the Enterprise?… What’s up Spock? (Star Trek Jokes)
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?… Bugs Bunny.
Who is Porky Pig’s favorite Peanuts character?… Pigpen.
What is Elmer Fudd’s favorite full moon?… The Hunter Moon. (Hunter’s Moon Jokes)
Why didn’t Porky Pig play on the Space Jam basketball team?… Because he hogged the ball.
Where does Bugs Bunny park his boat?… At the What’s up Dock!
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the voice of Bugs Bunny?
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name all the Looney Tunes characters.
How does Bugs Bunny travel?… By Hareplane!
What did Porky Pig use to write love letters to Petunia Pig?…. A pig pen.
What Looney Toons character says, “What? You’re despicable. What?”… Deafy Duck.
What do you call music in a psychiatric hospital?… Looney Tunes!
I will only listen to the theme song from “Looney Tunes” while I’m driving… It’s a car tune. (365 Music Jokes)
So Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd break into a distillery. Daffy turns to Elmer and says: “Is this Whiskey?
What do Warner Bros. do with their discontinued animated characters?… They put them in the looney bin.
How would Bugs Bunny’s parents describe his teen years?… It was a hare raising experience!
Did you hear Bugs Bunny is in the new Transformers movie?… He plays Hoptimus Prime!
How can you tell Bugs Bunny is getting old?… Just look for the grey hares!
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the company that made Wile E. Coyote’s weapons?
What Looney Tunes character stinks?… Pepé Le Pew.
Which Looney Tunes’ character is mostly likely to commit a moving violation?… Either Speedy Gonzalez or the Road Runner.
A man opens his refrigerator and is shocked to see Elmer Fudd inside. He asks Elmer, “What on earth are you doing in there?!” Elmer says “this refrigerator is a Westinghouse, isn’t it?” Confused, the man says “well, yeah, so?” Elmer replies “well, I’m westing.”
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe say the phrase that ended each Looney Tune cartoon?
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the character who said “That’s all Folks?”
Where does Porky Pig get his dirty car cleaned?… At the hogwash.
Which Looney Tunes’ character is mostly likely to get a ticket for a moving violation?… Either Speedy Gonzalez or the Road Runner.
Who is the unofficial Looney Tunes spokesperson for Grandparents Day?… Granny.
Which Looney Tunes character has the most followers on twitter?… Tweety Bird.
Which Looney Tunes character is the biggest social media influencer?… Tweety Bird. A real big hit on twitter.
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the characters mostly likely to support the 2nd amendment?
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the NBA players that appeared in Space Jam?
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the Looney Tunes character that stole the heart of Bugs Bunny?
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the Marvin the Martian’s favorite branch of the US Military?
What did Porky Pig say when he went to the beach and forgot his sunblock?…
I’m bacon.
What Looney Tunes character is out of this world?… Mavin the Martian.
Which Looney Tunes’ character is mostly likely to get into MIT?… Egghead Jr.
So how is the new Looney Tunes video game?… I don’t like it, it has a lot of bugs.
Who is the unofficial Looney Tunes spokesperson for the Hunter Moon?… Elmer Fudd. (Hunter’s Moon Jokes)
Who is the unofficial Looney Tunes spokesperson for the NRA?… Yosemite Sam.
What’s Bugs Bunny’s favorite style of music?… Hip hop!
Where does Porky Pig keep his money?… In a piggy bank.
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the starting five in Space Jam?
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the cat that always tried to attack Tweety Bird?
Which Looney Tunes’ character is part of the band?… Foghorn Leghorn.
Who are the co=captains of the Looney Tunes cross-country team?… Speedy Gonzalez and the Road Runner.
Who are the co=captains of the Looney Tunes track team?… Speedy Gonzalez and the Road Runner.
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the Looney Tunes character most likely to be spotted at the Paris Olympics?
Who is the National Audubon Society’s favorite Looney Tunes character?… Tweety Bird.
What do Looney Tunes characters put on toast?… Space jam!
What do you call Porky Pig playing tug of war?… Pulled pork.
What’s Bugs Bunny’s favorite type of fish?… Looney Tuna!
Where did Bugs Bunny learn to fly?… The hare force. (Air Force Jokes)
Why did Bugs Bunny go on strike?… Because he wanted a better celery!
You Know, These Are Some Looney Times. Luckily, I’ve got my music for such times… My Looney Tunes. (365 Music Jokes)
Why does Bugs Bunny like Lola Bunny so much?… She’s a friend with bunny feets.
I can only imagine the frustration behind the making of modern Looney Tunes shows… There has to be a lot of Bugs in the programs they use.
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe say Elmer Fudd’s signature line?
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about the Looney Tunes?
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Looney Tunes knock-knock joke?
Which Looney Tunes character is mostly likely to sit on the Supreme Court… The Supreme Cat.
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Looney Tunes knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
What do you hear when a crazy person sings?… Looney tunes. (365 Music Jokes)
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the character that always tried to catch the Road Runner?
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the character that always tried avoid Wile E. Coyote?
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the Looney Tunes character most popular in France?
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the Looney Tunes character most likely to be spotted in Paris, France?
What did the butcher say to Porky Pig?… Nice to meat you.
Why did Porky Pig not get invited to any Looney Tunes parties?… Because he was a boar.
Why don’t the Looney Tunes characters like playing games with Porky Pig?… Because it always plays dirty.
What did the defiant Porky Pig say to his mother?… Sow what?
What is a Porky Pig’s favorite Shakespeare play?… Hamlet.
Which Looney Tunes character is most popular in Newport?… Rhode Island Red.
Who are the co-captains of the Looney Tunes indoor track team?… Speedy Gonzalez and the Road Runner.
Which Looney Tunes’ character is mostly likely to get into an elite college?… Egghead Jr.
Which Looney Tunes’ character is mostly likely to win a Nobel Prize?… Egghead Jr.
Which Looney Tunes’ character is mostly likely to win a marathon?… Either Speedy Gonzalez or the Road Runner.
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the little bird Sylvester the Cat was always after?
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name Daffy Duck’s love interest?
What did Porky Pig use to write his autobiography?…. A pig pen.
What did Porky Pig use to write his memoir?…. A pig pen.
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the Looney Tunes Space Jam player that would be great in the WNBA?
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the Looney Tunes character most likely to be spotted in the French Riviera?
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the starting five in Space Jam 2?
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the NBA players that appeared in Space Jam 2?
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the Looney Tunes character most likely to be spotted at the Eiffel Tower?
What did Porky Pig use to write in his journal?…. A pig pen.
What did Porky Pig use to write letters?…. A pig pen.
What is a Porky Pig’s favorite monster?… Frankenswine.
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name Porky Pig’s love interest?
Who is Porky Pig’s favorite painter?… Pig-casso.
Why did the Porky Pig leave the theater?… He got boar-ed.
Which Looney Tunes character is most popular in Providence?… Rhode Island Red.
What do you a call a musical looney tunes character… The Tasmanian treble.
What did Bugs Bunny save his homework as?… Whatsup.doc!
Why is Bugs Bunny so lucky?… He’s got 4 rabbit’s feet!
Why can’t Bugs Bunny drive anymore?… Because he’s got car rot!
Bugs Bunny won’t accept files over email…You have to send him a Whatsapp, doc!
Why did the Porky Pig leave the concert?… He got boar-ed.
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe believe there are 101+ Looney Tunes jokes?
The last Looney Tunes Joke…. “That’s all Folks!”

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