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- What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a group of veterans parading towards them on Memorial Day?… You gotta Mufasa! (Memorial Day Jokes for Kids & Disney Jokes for Kids)
- Zebra: Let’s switch roles for the day Simba: Okay, I’m game! (Lion Jokes for Kids)
- What does Nala say to Simba before dinner?… First, we need to prey! (Lion Jokes for Kids)
- What did Timon say when Simba out-ran him?… You’re fit – for a King! (Track & Field Jokes)
- Why did Simba lose the competition?… He was up against a cheetah!
- Why is Simba so good at rowing?… He has a great r-oar! (Rowing Jokes)
- What do you get when you cross Simba with the Little Mermaid?… A sea lion! (Disney Jokes & Ocean Jokes)
- What do you call Mufasa’s farts?… Noble gas! (Chemistry Jokes)
- Why did Pumbaa’s friend call the complaints hotline?… T’moan! (Psychology Jokes)
- How do you ask Scar to stop being so mean?… Be a bit more Simbathetic! (Psychology Jokes)
- Why did Timon stop listening to Pumbaa?… He was being bore-ing!
- How do you find Simba before he becomes King?… Follow his foot prince! (Biology Jokes for Kids)
- Why shouldn’t Simba trust Scar?… He’s always lion!
- What do you call Simba’s dad when he forgets to shave?… Moustacha! (Beard Jokes)
- What did Nala say to Simba when he stole her mashed potatoes?… Ha kud ya – ma tattas!
- Why does Timon get mad at Pumbaa when they’re watching TV?… He keeps hogging the remote!
- What’s Simba’s favorite piece of stationary?… A ruler!
- What do you call Simba when he’s sick with chicken pox?… A dotted lion!
- What does Timon call his Persian cousin?… A mere cat! (Cat Jokes)
- What’s Pumbaa’s favourite colour?… Mahogany!
- What do you call a lion with no eyes?… Lon! (Biology Jokes for Kids)
- What is the hyenas’ favourite weekday?… Chewsday
- What do you say to Simba when he’s walking too slow?… What do you say to Simba when he’s walking too slow?… Mufasa!