Leprechaun Jokes

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  1. Why did the leprechaun want to move to Washington?… Because it’s the evergreen state.
  2. Where’s a leprechaun’s favorite place to jog?… Green Lake.
  3. How do the Boston Celtics feel about have a leprechaun as a mascot?… Lucky!
  4. What do you call a leprechaun with a sore throat?… A streprechaun. (Doctor Jokes)
  5. What is a leprechaun’s favorite video game?… Rainbow Six Siege! (Rainbow Jokes)
  6. Why do leprechauns hide behind 4-leafclovers and not 3-leafclovers? …. They need all the luck they can get! (Leprechaun Jokes)
  7. What happens when a leprechaun falls into a river? …. He gets wet! (Leprechaun Jokes)
  8. What’s a leprechaun’s favorite cereal?… Lucky Charms. (Leprechaun Jokes & Cereal Jokes)
  9. What do you call a leprechaun who broke the law?… A lepre-con! (Leprechaun Jokes & Police Jokes)
  10. What do you call a leprechaun who gets sent to jail?… A lepre-con. (Leprechaun Jokes & Police Jokes)
  11. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Leper… Leper who?… Lepon con and I’m here to pinch you. (St. Patrick’s Day Knock Knock Jokes)
  12. What do you call a frog that jumped into a pot of gold?… a leap-rechaun. (Leprechaun Jokes & Frog Jokes)
  13. What did the giant say to the leprechaun?… Look up! (Leprechaun Jokes)
  14. What would you get if you crossed a leprechaun with a frog?… A little man having a hopping good time. (Leprechaun Jokes & Frog Jokes)
  15. Where would you find a leprechaun baseball team?… In a little league. (Leprechaun Jokes & Baseball Jokes)
  16. How do leprechauns celebrate St. Patrick’s Day?… By holding a lepreconcert. (365 Music Jokes)
  17. What would a leprechaun order to drink at a Chinese restaurant?… Green tea.
  18. How does a leprechaun work out?… By pushing his luck.
  19. What do you call environmentally conscious leprechauns?… Wee-cyclers. (Leprechaun Jokes & Earth Day Jokes)
  20. Why did the leprechaun go outside?… To sit on his paddy-o.
  21. When does a leprechaun cross the street?… When it turns green.
  22. Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?… To get to the other side.(Rainbow Jokes & Leprechaun Jokes)
  23. Why do leprechauns hate running?… They’d rather jig than jog. (Leprechaun Jokes & Track and Field Jokes)
  24. Why are leprechauns so concerned about global warming?… They’re really into green living. (Leprechaun Jokes & Earth Day Jokes)
  25. What did the leprechaun put in the vending machine?… A lepre-coin.
  26. How old are leprechauns?… So old that they can remember when rainbows were black and white.
  27. What do you call a leprechaun’s vacation home?… A lepre-condo. (Travel Guest Blogs)
  28. What do leprechauns barbecue on St. Patrick’s Day?… Short ribs.
  29. Why do leprechauns dislike leftovers?… They prefer left-clovers.
  30. How did the leprechaun win the race?… He took a shortcut. (Leprechaun Jokes & Track and Field Jokes)
  31. Who is a leprechaun’s favorite superhero?… The Green Lantern. (Super Hero Jokes & Leprechaun Jokes)
  32. What do you call a leprechaun with a sore throat?… A streprechaun. (Leprechaun Jokes & Doctor Jokes)
  33. What do you call a leprechaun prank?… A saint pat-trick.
  34. What did the leprechaun say on March 17?… “Irish you a Happy St. Patrick’s Day!”
  35. What does a leprechaun call a happy man wearing green? …. A Jolly Green Giant.
  36. What does a leprechaun call a man wearing green?… A green giant.
  37. What’s the best position for leprechauns to play on a baseball team?… Shortstop. (Leprechaun Jokes & Baseball Jokes)
  38. What is a leprechaun’s favorite song?… The Rainbow Connection! (Rainbow Jokes & Music Jokes)
  39. Why are leprechauns bad teachers?…. Because they’re very short-tempered! (St Patrick’s Day Jokes for Teachers)
  40. St. Patrick’s Day Jokes: What did the leprechaun say when the video game ended?… Game clover! (Leprechaun Jokes)
  41. What did the leprechaun say when the video game ended?… Game clover! (Leprechaun Jokes)
  42. Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun? …. Because they’re always a little short.
  43. What do you call leprechauns who collect aluminum cans, used newspapers and plastic bottles?… “Wee-cyclers!” (Leprechaun Jokes)
  44. Where do leprechauns buy their groceries?… Rainbow Foods! (Leprechaun Jokes)
  45. Do leprechauns make good secretaries? …. Sure, they’re great at shorthand!
  46. Why did the leprechaun stand on the potato? ….To keep from falling in the stew!
  47. How did the leprechaun beat the Irishman to the pot of gold? …. He took a shortcut!
  48. Why are leprechauns so hard to get along with? …. Because they’re very short-tempered!
  49. What do leprechauns love to barbecue? …. Short ribs!
  50. What did the leprechaun say on March 17?… “Irish you a Happy St. Patrick’s Day!” (Leprechaun Jokes)
  51. Why do leprechauns hide behind 4-leafclovers and not 3-leafclovers? …. They need all the luck they can get!
  52. What does a leprechaun say when you tell him Bono is his favorite singer?… You too? (Music Jokes)
  53. What happens when a leprechaun falls into a river? …. He gets wet!
  54. What does a leprechaun call a happy man wearing green? …. A Jolly Green Giant.
  55. Why do leprechauns have pots o’gold? …. They like to “go” first class!