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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best knight jokes.
- When a knight in armor was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave?… Rust in peace! (Knight Jokes & Cemetery Jokes)
- Why does King Charles go to the bank after dinner?… To make his knightly deposit. (Top 50 Coronation Jokes)
- Which of the King Charles’ knights never doubted himself?… Sir Tanlee! (Top 50 Coronation Jokes)
- What medieval king wrote books?… King Author. (Knight Jokes & Book Jokes)
- What did the King name the extra night?… Sir Plus.
- Who designed King Arthur’s round table?… Sir Cumference.
- How did Medieval kings send messages in the forest?… Moss code. (Tree Jokes)
- March Madness 2023: How did #16 Fairleigh Dickinson upset #1 Purdue?… Not really sure. I guess it just was their knight. (Knight Jokes & March Madness Jokes)
- Which of the king’s knights never doubted himself?… Sir Tanlee.
- March Madness 2023: In the post-game interview, Coach Tobin Anderson was asked, how come you were not able to continue the Cinderella story and knock off FAU?… Not really sure. We worked our tails off. I guess it just wasn’t our knight. (March Madness Jokes)
- Who designed King Arthur’s round table?… Sir Cumference.
- Why did the King go to the bank after dinner?… To make his knightly deposit.
- A pancake gets married to royalty… Her husband is Sir Up. (Pancake Jokes)
- What do football players wear to the Super Bowl?… Armor – because it’s a knight game.
- What’s the difference between Santa’s reindeer and a knight?… One slays the dragon, and the other’s draggin’ the sleigh. (Reindeer Jokes)
- When should football players wear armor?… When they play knight games. (Football Jokes)
- What kind of school do you go to if you’re King Arthur?… Knight school. (Back to School Jokes)
- Why do dragons often sleep during the day?… So they can fight knights! (Dragon Jokes & Napping Jokes)
- Do you know Sir Cumference… He is a little round.
- Do you know Sir Prize?… He’s always showing up unannounced.
- Do you know Sir Ender?… He’s always giving up on things.
- The roundest knight at King Arthur’s was Sir Cumference… He ate too much Pi! (Pi Day Jokes)
- What do octopus knights wear?… A coat of arms. (Octopus Jokes)
- What’s the difference between Santa’s reindeer and a knight?… One
- How did the knight ask their crush to prom?… They sent a message in a shining armor!
- What cheese is used when making a grilled cheese sandwich at a medieval castle?… Moatzeralla.