Iowa Jokes

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  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Iowa jokes in the world. (Knock Knock Jokes)
  2. CNN is predicting Trump winning Iowa… it is a very “corn” servative state. (Election Jokes)
  3. Knock, Knock.. Who’s there?… Iowa… Iowa who?… Iowa little money to my bookie. I lost a Super Bowl bet. (Iowa Jokes)
  4. Knock, Knock.. Who’s there?… Iowa… Iowa who?… Iowa a lot money to my credit card. I just went to the Super Bowl. (Iowa Jokes)
  5. Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?… I thought he didn’t care about the 1%? (Election Jokes)
  6. How do you know you’re in Iowa?… You’re surrounded by a-maize-ing corn fields! (Corn Jokes)
  7. How do they describe the Iowa State fair?… It’s like a corn-ival. (Corn Jokes)
  8. Who is the favorite TV character in Iowa?… Benjamin Franklin “Hawkeye” Pierce from MASH.
  9. Can you name Iowa’s Capital?… “I”
  10. Knock, Knock.. Who’s there?… Iowa… Iowa who?… Iowa little money to the credit card company. We just had Christmas. (Christmas Jokes)
  11. Knock, Knock.. Who’s there?… Iowa… Iowa who?… Iowa little money to my bookie. I lost a Super Bowl bet. (Super Bowl Jokes)
  12. Knock, Knock.. Who’s there?… Iowa… Iowa who?… Iowa little money to my son for the chores he completed.
  13. Knock, Knock.. Who’s there?… Iowa… Iowa who?… Iowa little money to my grandson for a good report card. (Grandparent Jokes)
  14. What did Lake Red Rock say to the shore?… Nothing, it waved. (Best Iowa Lakes)
  15. What is the tallest building in?… Iowa City Public Library of course, it has the most stories!
  16. What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The Iowa Turnpike!
  17. Where do a fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of the Des Moines River. (Ten Longest Rivers in Iowa)
  18. What has a mouth but can’t eat?… The Des Moines River!
  19. What runs but never goes out of breath?… The Des Moines River! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  20. If a plane crashed on the border of Nebraska and Iowa where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  21. Teacher: Where were you born? Student: Iowa. Teacher: Which part? Student: What do you mean, ‘which part’? My whole body was born in ! (Teacher Jokes)
  22. Did you hear the joke about Hawkeye Point?… You won’t get over it. (Hiking Jokes)
  23. A retired Iowa man was jailed for refusing to nap… He was resisting a rest. (Napping Jokes)
  24. How did you find the weather on your Iowa vacation?… I just went outside and there it was.
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  26. A 5th grader from Iowa and a 5th grader from New York City got into a fight. Who won?… The 5th grader from Iowa, because he’s 18 years old.
  27. A woman from Iowa who fell in love with the DJ from her first wedding day has married him five years later… she originally asked him three years ago, but he said he wasn’t taking requests just then. (Marriage Jokes)
  28. An Iowa man home and found his house on fire, rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted, “Hurry on over here. My house is on fire!” “OK,” replied the fireman, “how do we get there?” “Say, don’t you still have them big red trucks?” (Fireman Jokes)
  29. A guy goes into a bar and asks the bartender if he wants to hear a good Iowa joke. The bartender says, “Before you tell it, you should know that I am 6-2 and weigh 225 and I’m from Iowa. See that guy at the end of the bar? He’s 6-4 and weighs 250 and he’s from Iowa, too. And see the guy at the other end of the bar? He’s 6-6 and weighs 280 and he’s from Iowa, too! Now, do you still want to tell your Iowa joke?” The guy says, “Nah.” To which the bartender smiles and says, “What’s the matter? Are ya chicken?” The guy says, “Nah. I just don’t want to have to explain it three times.”
  30. Iowa: We’re not sure who is dumber – the politicians or the voters. (Election Jokes)
  31. Iowa: America hates us because America ain’t us.
  32. What did the corn say to the Iowa farmer?… I’m stalk-ing you!
  33. Why do folks in Iowa go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?… because 17 and under not admitted. (Movie Jokes)
  34. An Iowa man was arrested for stealing a truck filled with $56,000 worth of Campbell’s soup…. I, for one, hope this guy goes away for ‘Mmm, mmm, good!’
  35. If a plane crashed on the borders of Iowa and Wisconsin, where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (Geography Jokes for Kids & Plane Jokes)
  36. Did you guys hear about that girl they found murdered in Iowa?… They found her covered in milk with cheerios still in her mouth… They think it was a cereal killer. (Cereal Jokes)
  37. What runs but never goes out of breath?… Des Moines River.
  38. A cowboy and his blind horse: A man is casually crossing the Iowa plains when his horse died all of the sudden. The nearest town was three days walk. So, he started to walk. 3 days later he ends up in this quiet ‘ol town but nobody had a horse for sale. So he commenced to walking to the closest town which was a two days journey. Unfortunately, nobody in that town had a horse for sale, however, he did come across this stable where the fellow runnin’ it mentioned his brother in a nearby Town had a horse for sale. He commenced to walk to this next town and 2 DAYS LATER found the guy’s brother. “I talked to your brother two days walk from here and he says you might have a horse to sell me.” “Yes I do have a horse for sale,” He replied, “But he don’t look so good.” “I don’t care. I’ll take him anyways. I’ve been walking for damn near a week now. I’m tired and I need a horse.” So he gets on the horse and the horse takes off and bumps into a tree and stops. “Heyyy, something’s wrong with this horse. I think he’s blind. YOU SOLD ME A BLIND HORSE MISTER!” “I told you Sir, THE HORSE DON’T LOOK SO GOOD!”
  39. Iowa is a joke that writes itself.
  40. What do you call road kill in Iowa?… Breakfast.
  41. What is an Iowa a cloud’s favorite drink?… Mountain Dew. (Hiking Jokes & Skiing Jokes)
  42. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe spell Iowa? 
  43. Nightmares in other states are just visions of what’s really going on in Iowa.
  44. Why did the University of Iowa regents decide to cover the Stadium in cardboard?… Because the Hawkeyes always look better on paper.
  45. Why is “The Wave” banned in Iowa Stadium?… Two Iowa fans drowned last year.
  46. Why can’t Iowa mountains and play hide and seek?… Because they like to peak.
  47. How do the zebras at the Iowa Zoo play baseball?… Three stripes and you’re out! (Baseball Jokes)
  48. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the capital of Iowa? (State Capitals)
  49. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the most populated city in Iowa?  
  50. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the least populated city in Iowa?  
  51. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the highest mountain in Iowa? (Hiking Jokes)  
  52. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the longest river in Iowa?  
  53. Why did the Iowa farmer always bring a ladder to the cornfield?… Because he wanted to reach the top of the stalk market!
  54. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the two senators from Iowa? 
  55. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the governor of Iowa?
  56. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the representatives from Iowa?  
  57. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe visit Iowa?  
  58. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the colleges and universities in Iowa? (Top U.S. Colleges)
  59. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me the cost of the University of Iowa? (Top U.S. Colleges)
  60. Why did the Iowa farmer become a stand-up comedian?… Because he was tired of corny jokes!
  61. What did the Iowa flag say to the American flag?… Nothing. It waved!
  62. Why should the University of Iowa change it’s team name to the opossums?…  Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
  63. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe give me the name of a great restaurant Iowa?   
  64. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the cost of living Iowa?  
  65. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me some good lakes in Iowa? 
  66. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Iowa State mascot? (College Mascots)
  67. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes about Iowa.
  68. Why did the scarecrow move to Iowa?… Because he heard the corn there was outstanding!
  69. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Iowa?
  70. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Iowa knock-knock joke?
  71. Why did the Iowa farmer become a detective?… Because he liked to uncover “corncerning” mysteries!
  72. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Iowa knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  74. Why should you never buy golf equipment made in Iowa?… Because Iowa drivers are terrible. (Golf Jokes & Car Jokes)
  75. I have the heart of a lion… And a lifetime ban from the Iowa Zoo. (Zoo Jokes)
  76. How do the zebras at the Iowa Zoo play baseball?… Three stripes and you’re out! (Baseball Jokes)
  77. What do you call a dishonest cat at the Iowa Zoo?… Lion. (Oregon Jokes & Zoo Jokes)
  78. Why won’t any of Iowa’s bicycles stand up by themselves?… They are two tired. (Bike Jokes)
  79. In what state does the Wyaconda River flow?… Liquid. (Iowa Rivers)
  80. Why did the chicken go to school in Iowa?… To get a higher “co-egg” education!
  81. Did you hear about the Iowa scarecrow who won an award?… He was outstanding in his field!
  82. What is a Iowa mountain’s favorite type of candy?… Snow caps. (Hiking Jokes & Candy Jokes)
  83. Over the summer, Iowa is expected to break the hottest temperatures ever recorded in its entire history, some places as hot as 122°F… NOT cool. (Summer Jokes & Heat Wave Jokes)
  84. Speaking of driving… Iowa roads are adventurous because no one knows how to drive.
  85. Over the winter, Iowa is expected to break the coldest temperatures ever recorded in its entire history, some places as hot as -67°F… NOT cool.. FREEZING. (Winter Jokes)
  86. Why is a Skunk River rich? …. Because it has two banks.
  87. What do you call a bounty hunter from the South?… Bubba Fett.
  88. Hawaii is hosting a party for all the states. Hawaii says, “be there or be square!” Unfortunately, Colorado and Wyoming didn’t attend. (Hawaii Jokes & Colorado Jokes)
  89. What did Florida see?… The same thing Arkansas. (Top 50 State Jokes)
  90. In the news, Florida had it’s first remote trial via zoom… It looks like things will be settled out of court. (Lawyer Jokes)
  91. A Florida man was arrested for stealing a truck filled with $56,000 worth of Campbell’s soup…. I, for one, hope this guy goes away for ‘Mmm, mmm, good!’
  92. Why can’t Mt. Hood and Mt. Bachelor play hide and seek?… Because they like to peak. (Oregon Jokes & Ghost Jokes)
  93. How many Florida men do you need before you can make change for a dollar?… You can’t. Nobody in Florida has any cents.
  94. Did you guys hear about that girl they found murdered in Colorado?… They found her covered in milk with cheerios still in her mouth… They think it was a cereal killer. (Cereal Jokes)
  95. What is a Colorado clouds favorite drink?… Mountain Dew. (Hiking Jokes & Skiing Jokes)
  96. A retired Florida man was jailed for refusing to nap… …he was resisting a rest. (Napping Jokes)
  97. What does the average Florida high school student get on his SAT?… Drool. (College Jokes)
  98. Why do Florida students have TGIF on their shoes?… Toes Go In First!
  99. No, really. I’ve been holding my breath for someone in Florida to use their turn signal and I haven’t breathed since 2005. (Car Jokes)
  100. Florida: America hates us because America ain’t us.
  101. You can always count on an Iowa cow to be moo-ving along!
  102. Florida: We’re not sure who is dumber – the politicians or the voters. (Election Jokes)
  103. How do you get a man in Floridian to do sit-ups?… Put the remote control between his toes.
  104. Nightmares in other states are just visions of what’s really going on in Florida.
  105. How many Florida State University freshman does it take to change a light bulb?… None, it’s a sophomore course.
  106. Colorado: If You Don’t Ski, Don’t Bother! (Skiing Jokes)
  107. A man dies at the Arizona, Colorado, New Mexico, and Utah border… He had to have four coroners. (Cemetery Jokes & Top 10 Jokes for Each State)
  108. Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” Colorado Resident: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.” (Labor Day Jokes & Travel Blogs)
  109. No, really. I’ve been holding my breath for someone in Colorado to use their turn signal… I haven’t breathed since 2005. (Car Jokes)
  110. Tourist: “Lived in this town all your life?” Colorado Resident: “No, not yet.”
  111. Divorced couples in Colorado are having trouble deciding who gets the Marijuana… The judges have started issuing joint custody. (Divorce Jokes)
  112. Upon hearing that my donor is in Eugene, I proceeded to inform my wife that, “My heart is in Oregon.” She replied, “I know what a heart is!”
  113. What do you call the 2014 event between two cities that legalized marijuana?… The Super Bowl.
  114. Yes, marijuana is legal in Colorado… now leaf the jokes alone.
  115. How do you get a man in Colorado to do sit-ups?… Put the remote control between his toes.
  116. Nightmares in other states are just visions of what’s really going on in Colorado.
  117. The only difference between Florida and an oven is that an oven doesn’t produce serial killers.
  118. I went to Florida yesterday and a cop asked me if I have a criminal record… I said “No, is that still required?”
  119. What does the average Florida State University student get on his SAT?… Drool.
  120. I’m absolutely disgusted with the state my life is in right now Florida. I live in Florida
  121. A guy goes into a bar and asks the bartender if he wants to hear a good Alabama joke. The bartender says, “Before you tell it, you should know that I am 6-2 and weigh 225 and I’m from Alabama. See that guy at the end of the bar? He’s 6-4 and weighs 250 and he’s from Alabama, too. And see the guy at the other end of the bar? He’s 6-6 and weighs 280 and he’s from Alabama,too! Now, do you still want to tell your Alabama joke?” The guy says, “Nah.” To which the bartender smiles and says, “What’s the matter? Are ya chicken?” The guy says, “Nah. I just don’t want to have to explain it three times.”
  122. An Alabaman came home and found his house on fire, rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted, “Hurry on over here. My house is on fire!” “OK,” replied the fireman, “how do we get there?” “Say, don’t you still have them big red trucks?”
  123. A tourist was walking around a Denver suburb and asked the shop owner, “What is the name of this town?” “Boulder,” he told me. So I stuck out my chest and shouted, “WHAT IS THE NAME OF THIS TOWN?!”
  124. State has TWO capitals. Can you name them?… “N” and “D”
  125. Whats the difference between Alabama and cheerios?… Nothing. They both belong in a bowl.
  126. What did Lake say to the shore?… Nothing, it waved. (15 Best Lakes in South Carolina)
  127. What is the tallest building in?… Public Library of course, it has the most stories! (Library Jokes)
  128. What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The Turnpike!
  129. Where do a fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of the . (Ten Longest Rivers in North Dakota)
  130. What has a mouth but can’t eat?… The River!
  131. What runs but never goes out of breath?… The River! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  132. If a plane crashed on the borders of where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  133. Teacher: Where were you born? Student: North Dakota. Teacher: Which part? Student: What do you mean, ‘which part’? My whole body was born in ! (Teacher Jokes)
  134. Did you hear the joke about Mountain?… You won’t get over it. (Hiking Jokes)
  135. Montana, where the elevation is usually a bigger number than the town’s population. (Hiking Jokes)
  136. A couple in Montana had a baby… Now their population is 17! (Baby Jokes)
  137. A cowboy and his blind horse: A man is casually crossing the Montana plains when his horse died all of the sudden. The nearest town was three days walk. So, he started to walk. 3 days later he ends up in this quiet ‘ol town but nobody had a horse for sale. So he commenced to walking to the closest town which was a two days journey. Unfortunately, nobody in that town had a horse for sale, however, he did come across this stable where the fellow runnin’ it mentioned his brother in a nearby Town had a horse for sale. He commenced to walk to this next town and 2 DAYS LATER found the guy’s brother. “I talked to your brother two days walk from here and he says you might have a horse to sell me.” “Yes I do have a horse for sale,” He replied, “But he don’t look so good.” “I don’t care. I’ll take him anyways. I’ve been walking for damn near a week now. I’m tired and I need a horse.” So he gets on the horse and the horse takes off and bumps into a tree and stops. “Heyyy, something’s wrong with this horse. I think he’s blind. YOU SOLD ME A BLIND HORSE MISTER!” “I told you Sir, THE HORSE DON’T LOOK SO GOOD!”
  138. What did one Iowa farmer say to the other when they discovered a huge cornfield?… “Well, this is quite ear-resistible!”
  139. What do farmers in Iowa use to keep track of their expenses?… Corn-puter software!
  140. Tourist: “Lived in this town all your life?” Resident: “No, not yet.”
  141. Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” Resident: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.” (Labor Day Jokes & Travel Blogs)
  142. Where do [state] elementary school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Elementary School Jokes)
  143. Where do [state] middle school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Middle School Jokes)
  144. Where do [state] high school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (High School Jokes)
  145. Why did the [state] teacher jump into the pool?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  146. Why did the [state] teacher jump into the lake?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  147. Why did the [state] teacher jump into the ocean?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Ocean Jokes)
  148. Why did the [state] teacher jump into the river?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  149. What did [state] see?… the same thing Arkansas.
  150. What did the California flag say to the American flag?… Nothing. It waved!
  151. Hawaii is hosting a party for all the states. Hawaii says, “be there or be square!” Unfortunately, Colorado and Wyoming didn’t attend. (Wyoming Jokes & Colorado Jokes)
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  153. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe spell? 
  154. How does a man from Alabama hold up his pants?… With a Bible Belt.
  155. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the colleges and universities? (Top U.S. Colleges)
  156. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the professional sports teams? 
  157. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the capital of ? (State Capitals)
  158. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the most populated city in ?  
  159. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the least populated city in ?  
  160. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the most highest mountain in ? (Hiking Jokes)  
  161. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the most longest river in ?  
  162. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the two senators from ? 
  163. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the governor of ?
  164. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the representatives from ?  
  165. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe visit ?  
  166. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe give me the name of a great restaurant ?   
  167. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the cost of living ?  
  168. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me some good lakes in? 
  169. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe take me to a game?
  170. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe take me to a game?  
  171. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me the cost of ? (Top U.S. Colleges)
  172. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the mascot? (College Mascots)
  173. has changed its drinking age to 28…. Lawmakers warrant this by saying it is meant to keep alcohol out of high school.
  174. Where do middle school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Middle School Jokes)
  175. Where do high school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (High School Jokes)
  176. Why did the Alabama teacher jump into the lake?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)  
  177. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe visit Alabama?  
  178. Divorced couples in Alabama are having trouble deciding who gets the Marijuana… The judges have started issuing joint custody. (Divorce Jokes)
  179. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe give me the name of a great restaurant Alabama?   
  180. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the cost of living Alabama?  
  181. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me some good lakes in Alabama? 
  182. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me the cost of the University of Alabama? (Top U.S. Colleges)
  183. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the mascot? (College Mascots)
  184. What are the preferred pronouns in Alabama?… He/Haw.
  185. A 5th grader from Alabama and a 5th grader from New York City got into a fight. Who won?… The 5th grader from Alabama, because he’s 18 years old.
  186. How does a man from Iowa hold up his pants?… With a Bible Belt.
  187. What are the preferred pronouns in Iowa?… He/Haw.