Indiana Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes about Indiana.
  2. What college basketball team is the favorite of Dr. Seuss?… The Indiana “Who” siers.. (Dr. Seuss Jokes & Indiana Jokes)
  3. What is the favorite NBA team of Indy 500 fans?… The Indiana Pacers. (NBA Basketball Jokes)
  4. What’s the best part about living in Indiana?… All the corny jokes. (Corn Jokes)
  5. What do you call a guy from Indiana who just became a father?… A Hoosier Daddy. (Dad Jokes)
  6. What famous Southern Rock anthem is the same as the Indiana State offense during 1979 Final four season… Free Bird. (Massachusetts Jokes)
  7. Most people think Indiana Jones’ favorite state is Indiana. However they are wrong … It is ARK ansas. (Movie Jokes & Indiana Jokes)
  8. If Harrison Ford’s son were in the Navy, what would be his favorite city?… Indy-Annapolis. (Movie Jokes & Indiana Jones Jokes)
  9. Why aren’t there any hobos from Indiana?… Because beggars can’t be Hoosiers.
  10. March Madness 2023: How did the #1 Purdue fans react to the loss to #16 Fairleigh Dickinson? … They were boiling mad. (New Jersey Jokes & Indiana Jokes)
  11. What is Indiana Jones’ favorite state?… Indiana. (Movie Jokes & Indiana Jokes)
  12. What does COLTS stand for?… Count. On. Losing. The. Superbowl. (NFL Jokes)
  13. Can you name the capital of Indiana?… “I”
  14. What is the tallest building in?… Indianapolis Public Library of course, it has the most stories! (Library Jokes)
  15. Who do you call when there’s a crime happening in Indiana?… The Indanapolis. (Police Jokes)
  16. .What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The Indiana Turnpike!
  17. When my wife left me I was in a terrible state… Indiana. (Divorce Jokes)
  18. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe spell Indiana? (Canoe Jokes)
  19. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the colleges and universities in Indiana? (Canoe Jokes & Top U.S. Colleges)
  20. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Indiana?
  21. Indiana doctors were busy after Caitlin Clark was made the #1 Pick of the 2024 WNBA draft… Big increase in Indiana Fever!
  22. The sickest team in the WNBA just got sicker… The Indiana Fever added Caitlin Clark to their roster.
  23. Who is the sickest team in the WNBA?… The Indiana Fever.
  24. Which WNBA team has the brightest players?… The Connecticut Sun.
  25. The Indiana Fever hope their #1 draft pick, Caitlin Clark, is right on the mark… just like her shot.
  26. Do you know what is Caitlin Clark’s , the #1 Pick of the 2024 WNBA draft, #1 TV show?… MASH, she loves Hawkeye Pierce.
  27. What is Indiana Jones’ favorite sporting event?… The Indy 500. (Indianapolis 500 Jokes)
  28. Who is Caitlin Clark’s favorite TV character?… Hawkeye Pierce, from M*A*S*H.
  29. What did Tippecanoe Lake say to the shore?… Nothing, it waved. (15 Best Lakes in Indiana)
  30. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Indiana knock-knock joke?
  31. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Indiana knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  32. Why do Indiana college students have TGIF on their shoes?… To remind them that Toes. Go. In. First.
  33. What separates a good sports team from a great one?… The Indiana state border.
  34. What do you call an Indiana sports player with a championship ring?… A thief!
  35. Where do a fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of the Wabash River. (Ten Longest Rivers in Indiana)
  36. What has a mouth but can’t eat?… The White River!
  37. What runs but never goes out of breath?… The Tippecanoe River! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  38. If a plane crashed on the borders of Indiana and Michigan where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  39. Did you know a bunch of Indiana grandpas put a basketball team together?… They are called the Indiana Pacemakers. (NBA Basketball Jokes)
  40. If a plane crashed on the borders of Indiana and Illinois where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  41. If a plane crashed on the borders of Indiana and Ohio where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  42. Teacher: Where were you born? Student: Indiana. Teacher: Which part? Student: What do you mean, ‘which part’? My whole body was born in Indiana! (Teacher Jokes)
  43. Did you hear the joke about Hoosier Hill?… You won’t get over it. (Hiking Jokes & Indiana Mountains)
  44. Tourist: “Lived in this town all your life?” Indiana Resident: “No, not yet.”
  45. Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” Indiana Resident: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.” (Labor Day Jokes & Travel Blogs)
  46. Where do Indiana elementary school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Elementary School Jokes)
  47. Where do Indiana middle school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Middle School Jokes)
  48. Where do Indiana high school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (High School Jokes)
  49. Why did the Indiana teacher jump into the pool?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  50. Why did the Indiana teacher jump into the lake?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  51. Why did the Indiana teacher jump into the ocean?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Ocean Jokes)
  52. Why did the Indiana teacher jump into the river?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  53. What did Indiana see?… the same thing Arkansas.
  54. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name any professional sports teams in Alabama? 
  55. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the capital of Alabama? (State Capitals)
  56. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the most populated city in Alabama?  
  57. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the least populated city in Alabama?  
  58. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the highest mountain in Alabama? (Hiking Jokes)  
  59. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the longest river in Alabama?  
  60. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the two senators from Alabama? 
  61. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the governor of Alabama?
  62. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the representatives from Alabama?  
  63. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe visit Alabama?  
  64. Divorced couples in Alabama are having trouble deciding who gets the Marijuana… The judges have started issuing joint custody. (Divorce Jokes)
  65. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe give me the name of a great restaurant Alabama?   
  66. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the cost of living Alabama?  
  67. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me some good lakes in Alabama? 
  68. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe take me to an Alabama football game?
  69. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe take me to an Alabama basketball game?
  70. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe take me to an Alabama baseball game?
  71. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me the cost of the University of Alabama? (Top U.S. Colleges)
  72. How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Alabama?… If it was invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush.
  73. Why did Troy State disband its water polo team?… All the horses drowned.
  74. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the mascot? (College Mascots)
  75. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the mascot? (College Mascots)
  76. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the mascot? (College Mascots)
  77. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the mascot? (College Mascots)
  78. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the mascot? (College Mascots)
  79. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the mascot? (College Mascots)
  80. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the mascot? (College Mascots)
  81. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the mascot? (College Mascots)
  82. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the mascot? (College Mascots)
  83. What is Fozzie Bear’s favorite place to visit in Indiana?… Misha-waka waka
  84. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the mascot? (College Mascots)
  85. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the mascot? (College Mascots)
  86. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the mascot? (College Mascots)
  87. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the mascot? (College Mascots)
  88. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the mascot? (College Mascots)
  89. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the mascot? (College Mascots)
  90. What are the preferred pronouns in Alabama?… He/Haw.
  91. A 5th grader from Alabama and a 5th grader from New York City got into a fight. Who won?… The 5th grader from Alabama, because he’s 18 years old.
  92. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the mascot? (College Mascots)
  93. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the mascot? (College Mascots)
  94. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the mascot? (College Mascots)
  95. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the mascot? (College Mascots)
  96. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the mascot? (College Mascots)
  97. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the University of Alabama mascot? (College Mascots)
  98. Disney now owns Star Wars, Marvel, Indiana Jones, Disney World and the Simpsons… If they acquire my parent’s divorce, they will own my entire childhood… (Indiana Jones Jokes)
  99. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Alabama A&M University mascot? (College Mascots)
  100. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Air University mascot? (College Mascots)
  101. What does a man from Indiana say in the bed?…. Hoosier Daddy?!
  102. What is the different between Indiana sports fans and puppies?… Eventually, the puppies will grow up and stop whining so much.
  103. What’s the only thing that grows in Fort Wayne?… The Crime Rate!
  104. Where did Prince Charles go on his first honeymoon?… Indiana.
  105. What is the only thing that grows in Indianapolis and Fort Wayne?… The crime rate!
  106. What does the average Indiana State University student get on his SAT?… Drool. Q: How many Indiana State freshman does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, it’s a sophomore course.
  107. How do you ask someone from Indiana who is their father?… Hoosier daddy?