Hurricane Helene Jokes

by | Sep 25, 2024 | Dads, Latest News, School Jokes

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  1. Hurricane Helene is no joke… prepare NOW.
  2. Category 4 Hurricane Helene was no joke…. It raised Hell in Florida, Georgia, North Carolina, and Tennessee.
  3. Be safe!… Hurricane Helene might raise Hell!
  4. I told a Hurricane Helene joke… I was expecting a surge of laughter.
  5. What did one hurricane say to the other hurricane?… I have my eye on you.
  6. I saw a comedy show… I was swept away by the comedian’s hurricane joke.
  7. A hurricane will be hitting…. There will be heavy down pour of jokes.
  8. I told a Hurricane Helene joke… I was expecting a wave of laughter.
  9. Hurricane Helene is no joke… but everything else on this page is.
  10. I’m trying to write a joke about a Hurricane Helene… But at the moment it is just a draft. 
  11. Be safe!… Hurricane Helene might be a Cat 4… A good chance it will raise Hell!
  12. I want to make a joke about Hurricane Helene… But I am scared my inbox will be flooded. (Computer Jokes)
  13. Be safe!… Hurricane Helene might be a Cat 4… A good chance it will raise Hell when it hits land!
  14. What is the #1 Clash song during Hurricane Helene?… “Should I Stay or Should I Go?” (365 Music Jokes)
  15. Be safe!… Hurricane Helene might be a Cat 4… A good chance it will raise Hell when it hits Florida!
  16. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes Hurricane Helene jokes.
  17. You can’t trust Hurricane Helene… It is known to blow things out of proportion.
  18. How does Hurricane Helene see?… With one eye. (Biology Jokes)
  19. What is the most popular Jimmy Buffett song during a hurricane?… Trying to Reason with the Hurricane Season. (Jimmy Buffett Jokes)
  20. What is the #1 requested song during Hurricane Helene?… Gimme Shelter by the Rolling Stones. (365 Music Jokes)
  21. Why did the teacher rush to the Hurricane Helene flood zone?… To test the water. (365 Teacher Jokes)
  22. I asked my surfer friend if he plans to evacuate for Hurricane Helene… He said, “Na-ama-ste.” (Surfing Jokes)
  23. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind over 74 MPH could be the start of Hurricane Helene! (August Jokes)
  24. I’m trying to write a blog about Hurricane Helene… But at the moment it is just a draft.
  25. Why did the Hurricane Helene go to therapy?… It had too much internal pressure.
  26. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me the best hurricane evacuation route for Hurricane Helene? (Canoe Jokes)
  27. Why did the Hurricane Helene apologize?… It had a whirlwind of regrets.
  28. What did the Hurricane Helene say to Florida?… I have my eye on you. (Florida Jokes)
  29. Hurricane Helene is very… depressing. (Psychology Jokes)
  30. How does Hurricane Helene see?… With one eye. (Biology Jokes)
  31. Hurricane Helene just blew the roof off my cheese factory… There’s de Brie everywhere.(Cheese Jokes)
  32. This Halloween in Florida I heard a lot of people are going to be the Scorpions this Halloween…. Because we’re gonna get rocked like a hurricane. (Funny Halloween Jokes & Music Jokes)
  33. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the definition of a hurricane? (Canoe Jokes)
  34. Hurricane Helene walks into a bar… The owner doesn’t have insurance so his life is pretty much ruined.
  35. Did you hear about the dock that collapsed during the Hurricane Helene?… It experienced pier pressure.
  36. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you make sure we all take care of our 4-legged friends before the hurricane hits? (Canoe Jokes)
  37. Mardi Gras Pun: This drink will rock you like a hurricane!
  38. Where does a turtle go when during a Hurricane Helene?… A shell-ter. (Turtle Jokes)
  39. Have you heard about the street performer who did his act in the middle of a Hurricane Helene?… It was mime-blowing.
  40. I asked the Hurricane Helene for a joke… but it just blew me away.
  41. What do you get if you a cross a card game with a Hurricane Helene?… Bridge over troubled water. (Ocean Jokes)
  42. Katy Perry sang that after a hurricane comes a rainbow, but you know what else comes after a hurricane?… A moron in a suit.
  43. I tried to catch some fog during Hurricane Helene… but I mist.
  44. What was Governor Ron DeSantis advice to some Florida residents during Hurricane Helene?… Tampa Pray.
  45. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Hurricane Helene knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  46. Have you heard about the Hurricane Helene party?… It’s going to be in tents.
  47. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you help me bag sand to prepare Hurricane Helene?
  48. Hurricane Helene tore off a quarter of my roof… Now all I have is a Roo. (Grammar Jokes)