Gum Jokes for Kids

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best gum jokes. (Groundhog Day Knock Knock Jokes) 
  2. What is the difference between a school teacher and a train?… The teacher says spit your gum out and the train says “chew chew chew.” (School Jokes & Teacher Jokes)
  3. I’m trying to start a chewing gum recycling company… I just need a little help getting it off the ground. (Labor Day Jokes)
  4. I think I proved something very important at high school graduation: that I could walk and chew gum at the same time. Melanie White (Graduation Jokes & Walking Jokes)
  5. I’m trying to start a chewing gum recycling company… I just need a little help getting it off the ground. (Labor Day Jokes & Earth Day Jokes) 
  6. A man walks into a convenience store to buy some gum. He sees the gum costs $10, so he asks the cashier, “How can you justify charging so much?”… “Well,” the cashier said. “It’s in mint condition!”
  7. What do bees chew?… Bumble-gum. (Bee Jokes for Kids)
  8. A scientist tried to make gum out of eggs… It was an egg spearmint. (Egg Jokes)
  9. What is the moon’s favorite gum?… Eclipse! (Full Moon Jokes)
  10. What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?… I’m stuck on you!
  11. Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped on chewing gum?… He got stuck in Orbit. (Astronomy Jokes for Kids)
  12. What type of gum does a Buddhist prefer?… Enlightenmint! 
  13. What MLB team does gum root for?… The Chicago White Sox who play a Wrigley Field. (Baseball Jokes)
  14. What is Dave Cowens’ favorite type of gum?… Big Red. (Boston Celtics Jokes)
  15. What is the favorite MLB ball park for gum?… Wrigley Field. (Baseball Jokes)
  16. Why does Han Solo like gum so much?… Because it’s chewy. (Star Wars Jokes) 
  17. What is an old person’s favorite flavor of gum?… Retire-Mint. (Retirement Jokes)
  18. What do whales like to chew?… Blubber gum! (Whale Jokes for Kids)
  19. What flavor gum does the President prefer?…. Governmint. (Presidents Day Jokes)
  20. Why did the boy think worms would taste like chewing gum?… Because they’re wrigleys. (Worm Jokes)
  21. Why did the chewing gum cross the road?… It was stuck to the chicken’s foot. (Chicken Jokes)
  22. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about gum?
  23. What do you call a train that eats toffee?… A chew, chew train. (Train Jokes)
  24. A scientist tried to make gum out of eggs… It was an egg spearmint. (Egg Jokes)
  25. What’s the difference between a bunny and a lumberjack?… One chews and hops, the other hews and chops. (Rabbit Jokes)
  26. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good gum knock-knock joke?
  27. What do you call a train that carries gum… A chew-chew train. (Train Jokes)
  28. What flavor gum does the Governor prefer?…. GovernmintI
  29. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good gum knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  30. What day should you chew gum?… Chewsday
  31. What’s the full moon’s favorite gum?… Orbit.  
  32. What is a flat earther’s least favorite flavor of gum?… Spheremint  
  33. This morning I slipped on a gum ball and landed on my face pretty hard… Actually it was a jaw breaker. 
  34. Did you hear about the outlaw who became a dentist?… He robbed his patients at gum-point.  
  35. What is a train’s favorite food?… Gum. “chew, chew”  
  36. Why do all Fortnite players have healthy gums?… Because they floss regularly. 
  37. I quit smoking and I’m using gum as an alternative… It sure is hard to keep lit.  
  38. What is a scientist’s favorite type of gum?… ex-spearmint!   
  39. Imagine America’s best dentists competing against each other in fixing dental problems… We’ll call the show “Top Gum”  (Dentist Jokes & Movie Jokes)
  40. Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped on chewing gum?… He got stuck in Orbit. (Astronaut Jokes)
  41. I have an unopened pack of gum from 1973… it’s in mint condition  
  42. How does a train driver operate a train while eating gum?… He goes chew chew chew… 
  43. What did the chewing gum say to the desk?… I’m stuck on you!
  44. What did the chewing gum say to the elementary school desk?… I’m stuck on you!
  45. What did the chewing gum say to the middle school desk?… I’m stuck on you!
  46. What did the chewing gum say to the high school desk?… I’m stuck on you!
  47. What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?… I’m stuck on you!
  48. The Democratic Caucus has released a new gum flavor… Orange n’ Peach Mint.
  49. What is the difference between a middle school teacher and a train?… The teacher says spit your gum out and the train says “chew chew chew.” (School Jokes & Teacher Jokes)
  50. What is the difference between a elementary school teacher and a train?… The teacher says spit your gum out and the train says “chew chew chew.” (School Jokes & Teacher Jokes)
  51. What is the difference between a high school teacher and a train?… The teacher says spit your gum out and the train says “chew chew chew.” (School Jokes & Teacher Jokes)
  52. I think I proved something very important at college graduation: that I could walk and chew gum at the same time. – Melanie White (Graduation Jokes for Kids & Walking Jokes)
  53. I think I proved something very important at graduation: that I could walk and chew gum at the same time. – Melanie White (Graduation Jokes for Kids & Walking Jokes)
  54. What flavor gum does the Senator prefer?…. Governmint
  55. What flavor gum does the Representative prefer?…. Governmint 
  56. What flavor gum does the elected official prefer?…. Governmint