Groundhog Day Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Groundhog Day jokes. (Groundhog Day Knock Knock Jokes)
  2. Why don’t we ever trust the groundhog’s prediction on a leap year?… Because it might take an extra day for winter to end!
  3. Does anybody know any good Groundhog Day jokes?… I feel like I keep hearing the same ones over and over again. (February Jokes)
  4. What is Super Bowl Quarterback Joe Burrow’s favorite holiday?… Ground Hog Day! (Super Bowl Jokes)
  5. A groundhog tried to cross a well by burrowing under it… It didn’t go over well.
  6. Who would be a great spokesperson for Ground Hog Day?… Super Bowl Quarterback Joe Burrow.
  7. What do you call Punxsutawney Phil’s laundry?… Hogwash. (Pig Jokes)
  8. What’s a groundhog’s favorite drink?… Hole milk. (Milk Jokes)
  9. Groundhog day was one of my favorite Bill Murray movies… I can watch it over and over again.
  10. Why is coronavirus like Groundhog Day?… If you stick your head outside and encounter another person, you get 6 more weeks of quarantine. (Doctor Jokes & Covid Jokes)
  11. What did the French groundhog see when he woke up?… His château. (World Geography Jokes)
  12. What is a groundhog’s favorite book?… Holes. (Book Jokes)
  13. Americans tend to think us Aussies are all dumb… But at least we get our weather information from meteorologists and not groundhogs. (Australia Day Jokes)
  14. What animal takes up the most land?… a groundhog.
  15. I can’t believe the film Groundhog Day came out in February 1993 (30 years ago)…. It feels like yesterday.
  16. Which hockey player is best at forecasting the weather?… “Puck” satawny phil. (Rain Jokes & Hockey Jokes)
  17. What does Punxsutawney Phil do at a party?… Go hog wild.
  18. What animal is the best at getting ground balls?… A groundhog! (Ground Hog Day Jokes)
  19. Punxsutawney Phil makes conservatives out of us all. Every time it snows after February 2, I rethink my position on gun control: “I’m gonna kill that stinking groundhog!” (Election Jokes)
  20. How was the Super Bowl football coach’s game plan on Groundhog day?… To use the running game of course. He wanted to “ground” it out. (Super Bowl Jokes)
  21. What do you call a woodchuck laundromat?… A Hogwash.
  22. How do groundhogs smell?… With their noses just like everyone else.
  23. Don’t forget to eat some sausage today… It is Groundhog Day, after all.
  24. What would you get if you crossed February 2 with a puppy?… Ground-dog Day! (Puppy Jokes)
  25. Why did Punxsutawney Phil leave his home on February 2nd?… He needed to go buy some Valentine’s Day cards. (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  26. What happens if the ground log sees its shadow?… We’ll have six more weeks of splinters! (Tree Jokes)
  27. How do woodchuck’s greet their parents?… With hogs and kisses!
  28. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Pun… Pun who?… Punxsutawney Phil. (Groundhog Day Knock Knock Jokes)
  29. Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, ‘I bet you don’t know what day this is?’ ‘Of course I do,’ he answered indignantly, as he slammed the door, and drove to his office. At 11 o’clock, the doorbell rang. The wife answered, and there at her front door was a UPS driver, in his had was a box containing 12 red roses. Later, at 2 pm there was another knock at the door, this time it was a deluxe box of Belgian chocolates. Eventually the husband came home, tired after a hard day’s work. His wife greeted him by saying: ‘First the flowers, then the chocolates, I’ve never had a more wonderful Groundhog Day in my life!’ (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes & Breakfast Jokes)
  30. Darth Vader choked Punxsutawney Phil, saying, “I find your lack of an early Spring disturbing.” (Star Wars Jokes)
  31. What did the groundhog’s trainer tell him before the Winter Olympics?… Gopher gold. (Winter Olympics Jokes)
  32. What do you call a groundhog who eats too much?… A roundhog.
  33. What’s the difference between a groundhog and Winnie-the-Pooh?… A groundhog can get out of a hole. (Winnie the Pooh Jokes)
  34. Where do ill groundhogs go?… The hogspital. (Doctor Jokes)
  35. Groundhog Day is a classic movie… It sure has great replay value. (Movie Jokes)
  36. What would you get if you crossed February 2 with a Christmas drink?… Ground Nog Day! (Christmas Jokes & Christmas Trivia)
  37. What do you get when you cross a groundhog with a peanut?… An animal who is nuts about predicting the start of spring. (Peanut Jokes)
  38. What did the groundhog say when the wolf grabbed his tail?… That’s the end of me!
  39. What’s green and jumps out of a hole on February 2nd?… A ground frog. (Frog Jokes)
  40. Why don’t they let Punxsutawney Phil watch TV?… He keeps hogging the remote.
  41. I celebrate my own version of Groundhog Day…. If I see my abs, I’ll go out to the beach during the summer. (Beach Jokes)
  42. What do you call a royal groundhog?… A crowned hog. (King Jokes)
  43. What’s the American settler’s spirit animal?… The groundhog. (Social Studies Jokes)
  44. The 1993 movie Groundhog Day is truly timeless. (Movie Jokes)
  45. What do you call a groundhog who drives in the center of the road?… A road hog. (Car Jokes)
  46. I love February because it contains two of my favorite annual events Groundhog Day, and the State of the Union Address. One involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a notoriously unreliable mammal for prognostication with no basis in reality. The other involves a groundhog. (Ground Hog Day & Presidents’ Day Jokes)
  47. What do groundhogs put on pancakes?… Hog cabin syrup. (Ground Hog Day Jokes & Vermont Jokes)
  48. What did Elvis say when he divorced the rodent?… “You ain’t nothing but a groundhog.” (365 Music Jokes)
  49. Punxsutawney Phil came out and said, “Brace yourself: Six more weeks of Winter is coming!” (Winter Jokes)
  50. Here we see the majestic Woodchuck, also known as a Groundhog which begs the question… How much ground would a ground hog hog if a ground hog could hog ground?
  51. How did the football team win a game on Groundhog day?… They ground it out with the running game. (Groundhog Day Jokes)
  52. Anyone know any new Groundhog Day jokes?… I keep hearing the same ones over and over and over again.
  53. What do you call a Harley Davidson with no tires?… A groundhog.
  54. Punxsutawney Phil refused to come out. “Gimme just five minutes more!” he said.
  55. What did Peppermint Patty ask Charlie Brown when they needed to start a campfire?… Where’s the wood, Chuck? (Charlie Brown Jokes)
  56. What do you call a groundhog adopted from the Humane Society?… A poundhog. (Puppy Jokes)
  57. February 2nd and the groundhog arises from its hole to see a shadow… the shadow of my front left tire…six more weeks of winter but not for him…
  58. How do woodchucks greet their significant others?… With hogs and kisses.
  59. What is a groundhog’s favorite crayon color?… Mahogany! (Crayon Jokes)
  60. I just watched groundhog day for the first time but I don’t know how I feel about it… The story felt very repetitive.
  61. What is a groundhog’s favorite color?… Mahogany!
  62. Why was the groundhog depressed about his den?… He was having a bad lair day! (Psychology Jokes)
  63. What song was a #1 hit for groundhog Elvis?… Hound hog. (365 Music Jokes)
  64. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Groundhog Day?
  65. What do you call a fake woodchuck story?… A lot of hogwash.
  66. What happened when the groundhog met the dogcatcher?… He became a pound hog! (Dog Jokes)
  67. What did the groundhog’s trainer tell him before the Summer Olympics?… Gopher gold. (Summer Olympics Jokes)
  68. What happens if the groundskeeper sees his shadow?… We’ll have six more weeks of un-trimmed hedges.
  69. What does it mean when a ground hog sees a Maple Leaf on February 2nd?… Six more weeks of bad hockey! (Hockey Jokes)
  70. Why was Phil kicked off the Punxsutawney soccer team?… For being a ball hog. (Soccer Jokes)
  71. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Groundhog Day knock-knock joke?
  72. What’s green, has four legs, and jumps out of its hole on February 2?… The ground frog! (Frog Jokes)
  73. What did the groundhog say when the wolf grabbed his tail?… That’s the end of me!
  74. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Groundhog Day knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  75. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Howie… Howie who?… Howie much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
  76. What do you call a fake woodchuck story?… A lot of hogwash.
  77. What do you call a groundhog that drives recklessly?… A road hog. (Car Jokes)
  78. What do you call a groundhog that plays basketball?… A ball hog. (World’s Best Basketball Jokes)
  79. What do you get when you cross a groundhog with a pistachio?… A green beast who predicts a dry spring, and acts like a nut.
  80. Why should you never share a bed with a woodchuck?… They always hog the covers. (Napping Jokes)
  81. What side of the groundhog has the most hair?… The outside. (Barber Jokes)
  82. Punxsutawney Phil came out and threw his hat in the air… That means six more weeks of Mary Tyler Moore Show reruns. (Hat Jokes)
  83. What should you do if you find a groundhog sleeping in your bed?…  Sleep somewhere else. (Napping Jokes)
  84. Who leaps tall buildings with a single bound?… Superhog. (Super Hero Jokes)
  85. On Groundhog Day what does it mean if the groundhog sees a stupid monster?… You’ll have six more weeks of stupidity!
  86. What do you call a male pig with no legs and delusions of being a weather forecaster?… Groundhog. (Pig Jokes)
  87. What do you call a pig with no legs?… Ground Hog! (Pig Jokes)
  88. Has anyone played that weird Mexican carnival game where groundhogs pop out of holes and you have to smear them with avocado?… I really suck at Guac-a-mole. (Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
  89. What do you call a groundhog that plays in the Super Bowl?… A ball hog. (Super Bowl Jokes)
  90. What do you call a groundhog that plays soccer?… A ball hog. (Soccer Jokes)
  91. Why was Phil kicked off the Punxsutawney basketball team?… For being a ball hog.
  92. What do you call a groundhog that plays volleyball?… A ball hog. (Volleyball Jokes)
  93. What do you call a groundhog that plays lacrosse?… A ball hog. (Lacrosse Jokes)
  94. What do you call a groundhog that plays baseball?… A ball hog. (Baseball Jokes)
  95. What do you call a groundhog that plays basketball?… A ball hog. (Basketball Jokes)
  96. What do you call a groundhog that plays softball?… A ball hog. (Softball Jokes)
  97. What do you call a woodchuck with no legs?… A groundhog.
  98. What do you get when you cross a groundhog with a peanut?… An animal who is nuts about predicting the start of spring.
  99. I watched Groundhog day for the first time yesterday… And the day before, and the day before, and the day before…
  100. What did the groundhog say to his buddy about to jump off the rock… Just gopher it.
  101. Why did the groundhog donate so much to charity?… He was Phil-anthropist.
  102. What does grandpa read on groundhog’s day?… The repost.
  103. What do you call an animal that hoards all the dirt?… A groundhog.
  104. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the date of Groundhog Day? 
  105. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the groundhog who predicts the weather?
  106. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the town where the groundhog predicts the weatherI? (Veterans Day Knock Knock Jokes) 
  107. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the day of the week Groundhog Day is on this year? (Veterans Day Knock Knock Jokes)
  108. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name all the star of the movie Groundhog Day?
  109. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name all the treaty that end the Revolutionary War? (Veterans Day Knock Knock Jokes)
  110. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe give me a Groundhog day present?
  111. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe give me a Groundhog day kiss?