Graduation One-liners

Graduation one-liners

I think I proved something very important at graduation: that I could walk and chew gum at the same time. – Melanie White (Gum Jokes for Kids)
I didn’t graduate with honors. I was honored just to graduate. – Melanie White
Graduation was the first time that the school actually gave me something I wanted to read. – Melanie White
The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.
A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that ‘individuality’ is the key to success.
Why didn’t the skeleton go to prom? Cause he had ‘no body’ to dance with.
I’d advise you graduates to keep your graduation gown. It’s the only outfit you might not outgrow.
Graduation speeches were invented largely in the belief that college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated.
One good thing about graduation is that you get to wear a funny hat that makes your brain look larger than it actually is.