Ghost Jokes

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1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best ghost jokes.
2. What is a great for dessert for Friday the 13th?… Boo-berry pie and I-scream! (Friday the 13th Jokes)
3. What did the ghost say on the 4th of July?… Red, white, and boo!
4. Did you hear about the ghost basketball team?… They can’t shoot or defend, but the have a lot of spirit. (365 Basketball Jokes)
5. Why did the ghost become a cheerleader?… She liked to show off her school spirit! (Cheerleading Jokes)
6. Why are ghosts great at playing basketball defense?… They are great at getting through screens. (365 Basketball Jokes)
7. How did Scrooge win the Super Bowl?… The ghost of Christmas passed. (Christmas Jokes & Ghost Jokes)
8. What’s a ghost’s favorite part of Bastille Day?… The “boo-langeries.” (Bastille Day Jokes)
9. What do you call a Mardi Gras dance for ghosts?… A booooo-gie! (Mardi Gras Jokes & Dance Jokes) 
10. What do you call a ghost of a pie that you can’t throw away because it keeps coming back?… Boo-meringue.
11. What violation do ghosts get called for the most in basketball?… Ghoul tending. (World’s Best Basketball Jokes)
12. What is an Australian ghost’s favorite pie?… Boo meringue.
13. How do ghosts like eggs prepared before school?…Terror-fried. (Egg Jokes & Ghost Jokes
14. Why was the ghost so tired?… He worked the graveyard shift. (Ghost Jokes & Cemetery Jokes)
15. What is the scariest tree?… BamBOO! (Tree Jokes)
16. What is a ghosts favorite kind of dessert?… Boo-berry pie!
17. What do the ghosts have for school lunch on Halloween?… Spook-ghetti! (Pasta Jokes)
18. What do the students have for school lunch on Halloween?… Spook-ghetti! (Pasta Jokes)
19. What did the ghost eat on a special Friday 13th lunch?… He had some spook-eti.
20. What did the ghost say on the 4th of July?… Red, White, and BOO! (4th of July Jokes)
21. Which sports do ghosts love playing?… Boo-minton! (Badminton Jokes)
22. What’s a Canadian ghost’s favorite food?… Boo-tine! (Canada Jokes)
23. What do Minion ghosts eat?… Boo-nanas. (Banana Jokes & Ghost Jokes)
24. What does a ghost say on Jan. 1?… Happy Boo Year! (January Jokes)
25. What do you call a ghost bee?… A bee boo.
26. What do minions eat on Halloween?… Boo-nanas. (Banana Jokes / Funny Halloween Jokes / Ghost Jokes)
27. Who scared the Strawberry Moon?… The booberry. (Strawberry Moon Jokes & Ghost Jokes)
28. What game is most played on Friday the 13th?… Hide and Ghost Seek
29. What do ghosts drink on St. Patrick’s Day?… BOOs. (Beer Jokes & Ghost Jokes)
30. What do you call a nice ghost on a cold January night?… Casp-burr. (January Jokes)
31. What do you call a ghost on a snow day?… Casp-brrrrr. (Snow Day Jokes)
32. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Ghost says…. Ghost says who?… No, ghost says booooo!
33. What did one ghost teacher say to the students on the 1st day of school?… “Long time no see.” (Halloween Jokes for Teachers & Ghost Jokes)
34. Where do ghosts play volleyball?… On a volleyball corpse! (Cemetery Jokes & Ghost Jokes)
35. What is a ghost’s favorite ride on the school field trip to the amusement park?… A roller-ghoster.
36. Who resides in the scary Hundred Acre Wood?… Winnie the Boo. (Top 50 Winnie the Pooh Jokes & Ghost Jokes)
37. Why was the jack-o-lantern afraid to go on the roller ghoster?… It didn’t have the guts. (Pumpkin Jokes)
38. Where does ghost corn go to haunt people?… Lake Eerie. (Corn Jokes)
39. Where did the ghost family go on school vacation?… The BOO-hamas!
40. What does a ghost each for school lunch on Halloween?… a boo – loney sandwich! (Halloween Jokes for Teachers)
41. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about the ghosts?
42. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good ghost knock-knock joke?
43. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good ghost knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
44. What do ghosts serve on Memorial Day?… Grave-y Burgers! (Ghost Jokes & Hamburger Jokes)
46. Why does a ghost need so many books?… Because it goes through them so quickly! (Book Jokes)
47. Why was the tiny ghost asked to join the football team?… They needed a little team spirit. (Football Jokes)
48. How come the Ghostbusters never made it very far in Oregon Trail?… They refused to cross streams. (Oregon Jokes)
49. What did the ghost say on January 1st?… Happy Boo Year. (New Year’s Eve Jokes)
50. What did the ghost eat on a special Friday 13th lunch?… He had some spook-eti. (Pasta Jokes & Friday the 13th Jokes)
51. Where do ghosts go for rides on Friday the 13th?… They ride in elevators; it raises their spirits!
52. What did the ghost say to his valentine?… You look so BOOtiful.
53. Did you hear about the shark ghost?… It vanished into fin air! (Shark Jokes)
54. What ghost haunted King George III?… The spirit of ’76! (American Revolution Jokes & Ghost Jokes)
55. What do you call a ghost’s true love?… His ghoul-friend. (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
56. What did the ghost say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?…  Be my Valenslime! (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
57. Do you know the Ghostbusters’ catchphrase in Italian?… I ain’t alfredo no ghost! (Pasta Jokes & Movie Jokes)
58. October 31st should be a leap year. One day you’re having a good time with Halloween… Then it’s 3 years of being ghosted. (Leap Year Jokes)
59. Why was the ghostbuster signed to the hockey team?… He always gets ghouls.
60. Where do ghosts like to go swimming?… Lake Erie. (New York Jokes & Swimming Jokes)
61. Why was the ghostbuster signed to the hockey team?… He always gets ghouls. (Hockey Jokes)
62. What is a ghost’s favorite month?… Feb – BOO – uary. (February Jokes)
63. Why are ghosts terrible liars?… You can see right through them! (Funny Halloween Jokes)
64. What did the ghost teacher say to his class?… “Look at the board and I’ll go through it again!” (Ghost Jokes & Top 10 Teacher Jokes)
65. What is a ghost’s favorite position in lacrosse?… Ghoul keeper. (Halloween Jokes & Ghost Jokes)
66. Which type of pants do ghosts wear to trick or treat?… Boo jeans. (Funny Halloween Jokes)
67. Why was the ghostbuster signed to the hockey team?… He always gets ghouls. (Hockey Jokes)
68. What ghost haunted King George III?… The spirit of ‘76! (American Revolutionary War Jokes)
69. What is the scariest type of pasta sauce?… Mushroom and ghost cheese! (Pasta Jokes & Ghost Jokes)
70. What hockey position did the spirit play?… Ghouli. (Hockey Jokes)
71. What pants do ghosts wear to the Friday the 13th dance?…BOO jeans. (Halloween Jokes & Friday the 13th Jokes)
72. What did the ghost eat for lunch?… A booloney sandwich! (Halloween Jokes & Sandwich Jokes)
73. How does a ghost eat a hotdog?… By goblin it. (Hot Dog Jokes)
74. What does a ghost keep in its stable?…Nightmares. (Horse Racing Jokes)
75. What is a ghost’s favorite song?… Neil Diamond’s Forever in Boo Jeans.
76. What is a ghost’s favorite Christmas Song?… I’ll have a boo Christmas without you! (Christmas Jokes& Music Jokes)
77. What costumes do ghosts wear for a Friday the 13th dance party?… BOO jeans. 
78. Last year, I saw a ghost fly by and September went really slow. (September Jokes)
79. Who scared the strawberry?… The booberry. (Strawberry Moon Jokes & Ghost Jokes)
80. What’s a ghost’s favorite Cinco de Mayo dish?… Boo-rritos. (Burrito Jokes & Ghost Jokes)
81. What do you call a dancing ghost at prom?… A boogie man! (Dance Jokes & Ghost Jokes)
82. How did the ghosts prepare for prom?… They had a boo-tiful time getting their ectoplasmic outfits ready!
83. What kind of pants do ghosts wear on a field trip?…Boo jeans!