Funny Halloween Jokes

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We love Halloween and great Halloween twitter accounts. We will start to share these jokes once Halloween candy hits the supermarkets. Our 1st sighting was July 27th, 2021.

Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Halloween jokes.
“Happy Halloween to all and to all a good fright!” Hubie Dubois! (Movie Jokes)
“A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween.” Erma Bombeck
Top 10 November Jokes: If you eat too many salted pretzels on Halloween, what happens the next day?… November thirst. (Funny Halloween Jokes & Pretzel Day Jokes)
Knock, knock! Who’s there?… Canoe. Canoe, who?… Canoe tell us some Halloween knock knock jokes?
(Halloween Knock Knock Jokes & Canoe Jokes)
Knock, Knock… Who’s there?… Ben!… Ben who?… Ben waiting for Halloween all year! (Halloween Knock Knock Jokes)
If you eat too many salted pretzels on Halloween, what happens the next day?… November thirst. (Funny Halloween Jokes & November Jokes)
Knock knock!… Who’s there?… Orange… Orange who?… Orange you glad it’s Halloween? (Funny Halloween Jokes & Crayon Jokes)
How do you make a witch itch on Halloween?… You take away the W. (Witch Jokes)
Who did Christopher Robin dress up as for Halloween?… Christopher Robin Hood. (Robin Hood Jokes & Winnie the Pooh Jokes)
Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Bee!… Bee who?… Bee-ware, there’s a full moon this Halloween!
Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Olive!… Olive who?… Olive your Halloween costume!
What’s the scariest day on the Hawaiian calendar?…Hula-ween. (Hawaii Jokes & October Jokes)
What do mummies listen to on Halloween?… Wrap music. (Music Jokes & Mummy Jokes)
Knock, Knock!… Who’s there?… Phillip!… Phillip who?… Phillip my bag with Halloween candy, please! (Candy Jokes)
What do birds say on Halloween?… “Trick or tweet!” (Bird Jokes)
What do you get when you take the inside out of a hotdog?… A “hollow” weenie.
Which Halloween monster is good at math?… Count Dracula! (Dracula Jokes & Math Jokes for Kids)
Which type of pants do ghosts wear to trick or treat?… Boo jeans. (Ghost Jokes)
Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Boo! Boo who? Don’t cry … it’s just my Halloween costume!
How do vampires get around on Halloween?… On blood vessels. (Sailing Jokes & Vampire Jokes)
What do minions eat on Halloween?… Boo-nanas. (Banana Jokes / Funny Halloween Jokes / Ghost Jokes)
What did one Pumpkin say to the other?… Happy Hollowing! (Pumpkin Jokes)
Why is corn popular around Halloween?… Because it’s so earie. (Corn Jokes)
Why didn’t Jason wear his hockey mask for Halloween?… Because you don’t wear white after Labor Day. (Friday the 13th Jokes)
What are the birds giving out for Halloween this year?… “Tweets!”
Why was the tiny ghost asked to join the luge team?… They needed a little team spirit. (Luge Jokes)
Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Hans… Hans who?… Hans off my Halloween candy! (Candy Jokes)
How do you describe Halloween corn?… It’s eerie. (Corn Jokes)
Who did Frankenstein go trick or treating with?… His ghoul friend.
What did the school put on the bagels for breakfast on Halloween?… Scream cheese. (Bagel Jokes & Cheese Jokes)
Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Butter… Butter who?… Butter open quick, I have a funny Halloween joke to tell you!
What do football players wear on Halloween?… Face masks! (Football Jokes)
What is a golfer’s worst nightmare?… The “Bogey” man. (Friday the 13th Jokes & Golf Jokes)
This Halloween on the East Coast I heard a lot of people are going to be the Scorpions this Halloween…. Because we’re gonna get rocked like a hurricane. (Funny Halloween Jokes & Music Jokes)
What do you call a wild dog that you can’t find?… A WHEREwolf! (Halloween Jokes / Werewolf Jokes / Dog Jokes)
Why was the skeleton always left out of the sailing trip?… Because he had no body to go with. (Funny Halloween Jokes & Skeleton Jokes)
Why was the candy corn booed off the stage?… All of his jokes were too corny!
Where do ghosts buy their Halloween candy?… At the ghost-ery store!
What do owls say when they go trick or treating?… “Happy Owl-ween!”
Knock knock!… Who’s there?… Justin… Justin who?… Just in time for Halloween!
Why was the baby ghost sad?… He wanted his “mummy.”
What do you call a wild dog that you can’t find?… A WHEREwolf! (Halloween Jokes / Werewolf Jokes / Dog Jokes)
What did Frankenstein say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?… Be my Valenstein! (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
What does an invisible man drink?… Evaporated milk! (Milk Jokes)
What makes trick or treating with twin witches so challenging?… You never know which witch is which! (Witch Jokes)
Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Dishes!… Dishes who?… Dishes a very Halloween bad joke!
Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Dishes!… Dishes who?… Dishes is a great Halloween!
Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Dishes!… Dishes who?… Dishes is a great Halloween costume!
What did one jack-o-lantern say to the other jack-o-lantern on their way to the Halloween party?… Let’s get “glowing!”
Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Hans… Hans who?… Hans off my Halloween candy!
What do ghosts eat for dinner on Halloween?… Spook-ghetti!
What is a vampire’s favorite holiday, besides Halloween?… Fangs-giving
Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?… Because they have no-body to go with.
What do witches put on to go trick or treating?… Mas-scare-a. (Witch Jokes)
What do you call corn that’s been frightened on Halloween?… Screamed corn. (Corn Jokes)
Why are ghosts terrible liars?… You can see right through them! (Ghost Jokes)
Know why skeletons are so calm?… Because nothing gets under their skin.
How do you mend a broken jack-o-lantern?… With a pumpkin patch.
What do ghosts give out to trick or treaters?… Booberries!
What do ghosts give out to trick or treaters?… Booberries pie!
Knock, Knock!… Who’s there?… Witch!… Witch who?… Witch one of you will give me lots of Halloween candy?
What’s a ghost’s favorite Halloween party game?… Hide and go shriek!
What Halloween candy is never on time for the party?… Choco-LATE!
Why did the Vampire read The New York Times?… He heard it had great circulation. (Vampire Jokes)
Why can’t hockey players dress up for Halloween?… They always take their face off. (Hockey Jokes)
Where do fashionable ghosts shop?… Bootiques! (Ghost Jokes)
Who did Frankenstein take to the Halloween party?… His ghoul friend.
What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost?… “You sure are boo-tiful! (Ghost Jokes)
Which hockey players can’t you trust?… Anyone on the Devils. (Hockey Jokes)
What’s a vampire’s least favorite meal?… A steak! (Vampire Jokes)
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?… A neck-tarine! (Vampire Jokes)
What kind of bats fly around the school on Halloween night?… AlphaBATS!
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?… I scream.
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy?… “Trick-or-feet!”
How do you make a skeleton laugh?… Tickle it’s funny bone.
What do ghosts put on their cereal in the morning?… “Boo” berries and “boo”nanas.
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Halloween?
Why do skeletons have low self-esteem?… They have no body to love.
What’s a monster’s favorite play?… Romeo and Ghouliet!
What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost?… You sure are “boo” tiful!
What pants do ghosts wear?… BOO jeans.
What did the little ghost say to his mom?… “I’ve got a boo boo!”
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?… DaySCARE centers.
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Halloween knock-knock joke?
What do ghosts serve for dessert?… I scream!
Why do witches fly around on broomsticks?… Because their vacuum cleaners are too heavy.
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?… Because they couldn’t find their bats.
Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Olive… Olive who?… Olive Halloween!
Knock knock!… Who’s there?… Boo! Boo who?… I didn’t mean to make you cry.
Knock knock!… Who’s there?… Frank… Frank who?… Frankenstein!
Knock knock!… Who’s there?… Wanda…. Wanda who?… Wanda go for a ride on my broomstick?
Knock knock!… Who’s there?… Phillip… Phillip who?… Phillip my bag with candy.
Knock knock!… Who’s there?… Who… Who who?… Are you an owl?
Knock knock!… Who’s there?… Lettuce… Lettuce who?… Lettuce have some candy, please.
What do baby ghosts wear on their feet?… BOOties.
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Halloween knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
Where does Dracula keep his money?… In a blood bank.
How do you make a skeleton laugh?… You tickle his funny bone!
What tops off a mummy’s ice cream sundae?… Whipped scream.
Knock, Knock… Who’s there?… Ivana… Ivana Who?… Ivana suck your blood!
Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie?… He didn’t have the guts.
Why don’t mummies take vacations?… They’re afraid to unwind.
What does the skeleton chef say when he serves you a meal?… “Bone Appetit!”
What do witches put on their bagels?… Scream cheese.
What do skeletons order at restaurants?… Spare ribs.
What’s a ghost’s favorite yogurt flavor?… Boo-berry!
Why did the headless horseman go into business?… He wanted to get ahead in life.
Why did the headless horseman go school?… He wanted to get ahead in life.
What does a panda ghost eat?… Bam-BOO!
Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Fangs… Fangs who?… Fangs for letting me in!
Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Fangs… Fangs who?… Fangs for the candy!
Why did the Cyclops give up teaching?… He only had one pupil!
Why did the ghost go into the bar?… For the Boos.
What did the mummy coach say at the end of practice?… “Let’s wrap this up!” (Funny Halloween Jokes & Sailing Jokes)

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