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- What do you call strawberries playing the guitar?… A jam session. (Strawberry Jokes & 365 Music Jokes)
- What a weird day!… First I found a hat full of money… Then I was followed around by some guy with a guitar. (Hat Jokes & Guitar Jokes)
- I’ve just seen a huge killer fish singing and playing guitar in the city center… I think it must be a busking shark. (Shark Jokes)
- Who was the best rock and roll strawberry?… Chuck Berry. (Guitar Jokes & 365 Music Jokes)
- Patient to nurse, “Will I be able to play the guitar after this operation?” Nurse, “Yes, of course.” Patient “That’s great because I couldn’t before.” (Music Jokes & Guitar Jokes)
- What is a Tropical Storms favorite song?… “Rock You Like A Hurricane!” (Guitar Jokes & Music Jokes)
- Don’t fall off a skateboard with a guitar… You could break your neck. (Skateboarding Jokes & Doctor Jokes)
- What is the difference between a guitar and a tuna fish?… You can tune a guitar but you can’t tuna fish. (Music Jokes / Fish Jokes / Fishing Jokes)
- Two jazz guitarists meet in a bar, and one says, “Yeah man, I bought your last album, it was awesome!” to which the other replies, “Oh so that was you!”
- What do you call a guitar that never finishes a job?… a quitar. (Labor Day Jokes)
- What did the guitar say to the guitarist?… Pick on someone your own size! (Top 3 Anti-Bullying Blogs)
- What do you call a female police officer who plays guitar?… SHE RIFF (Police Jokes)
- What do you call a cow that plays guitar?… A moo-sician! (Cow Jokes)
- Did you hear about the farmer who played guitar out in his cornfield?… It was music to his ears. (Farming Jokes for Kids)
- Why did the rock star put his guitar in the fridge?… Because he wanted to play cool music.
- What did Al Gore play on his guitar?… An algorithm! (Math Jokes)
- What do you call two guitarists playing in unison?… Counterpoint.
- How do you get a guitar player to play softer?… Give him a sheet of music. (Top Careers)
- What do you call a guitar player that only knows two chords?… A music critic.
- What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?… Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!
- What do they call a guitar solo in China?… Too Ning. (World Geography Jokes)
- What do you get when you cross a chicken with a guitar?… a chicken that makes music when you pluck it!
- What does Eric Clapton and a cup of coffee have in common?… They both are better with Cream.
- What’s the definition of an optimist?… A guitarist with a mortgage.
- I bought a broken Spanish guitar for Cinco De Mayo… No strings attached. (Guitar Jokes)