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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes about flowers.
- What did the big flower say to the little flower on Labor Day?… “You need to branch out and take a day off!”
- What do you call the woman who always gets in a fight at the Preakness Stakes?… Black-Eyed Susan. (Preakness Jokes)
- What NBA team has the best floral arrangements?… The Boston Celtics. They play at the TD Garden. (NBA Basketball Jokes)
- Who is a florist’s favorite March Madness player of all-time?… Jalen Rose of the Fab 5. (March Madness Jokes)
- When I bought some fruit trees, the nursery owner gave me some insects to help with pollination… They were free bees. (Bee Jokes & Flower Jokes)
- What kind of flower doesn’t sleep at night?… The Day-zzz. (Napping Jokes)
- What kind of trees do you get when you plant kisses?… Tulips. (Tree Jokes)
- What kind of plant grows on your hand?… Palm tree.
- Roses are red, violets are blue… If you don’t like Harry Potter puns, something is Siriusly Ron with you. (Harry Potter Jokes)
- Why didn’t the passengers receive flowers when their plane landed in Hawaii?… Their flight was deleied. (Plane Jokes & Hawaii Jokes)
- Why did Snape hate herbology?… Because his lily died.
- Why doesn’t Snape teach herbology?… Because his lily died. (Flower Jokes & Cemetery Jokes)
- What is a florist’s favorite state?… New Jersey. It is the Garden State. (New Jersey Jokes)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there!… B-4!… B-4 who?… B-4 you leave for the prom, don’t forget the flowers! (Prom Jokes)
- What did the bee say to the flower?… Hey, bud! (Bee Jokes)
- What’s a bees favorite flower?… A bee-gonias! (Bee Jokes)
- What did the bee say to the other bee when they landed on the same flower?… Buzz off.
- What did the bee say to the flower?… Hello honey!
- What’s the best place to grow flowers for the prom?… In the kindergarden. (26 Lessons for the Letter of the Week A- Z / Kindergarten Jokes / Flower Jokes)
- What is a gardener’s least favorite Lord of the Rings book?… The Return of the Kink! (Book Jokes & Flower Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about flowers?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good flower knock-knock joke?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good flower knock knock jokes?(June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
- I made pancakes yesterday and the whole house smelled like lavender… Used the wrong flower. (Pancake Jokes)
- Has anyone else’s gardening skills improved during this quarantine like mine have?… I planted myself on my couch at the beginning of March 2020 and I’ve grown significantly since. (March Jokes)
- Roses are red, violets are blue, if you love Star Wars, may the force be with you.
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- Hole #8 What is a favorite golf hole of florists?… Yellow Jasmine at Augusta National Golf Course.
- Hole #3 What is a Georgia gardener’s favorite golf hole. ..Flowering Peach at Augusta National Golf Course. (Masters Golf Jokes & Georgia Jokes)
- Hole #5 What is a favorite golf hole of florists?… Magnolia at Augusta National Golf Course.
- Hole #4 What do you get when you cross a florist, an Alaska fisherman and an apple… Flowering Crab Apple! (Apple Jokes / Flower Jokes / Alaska Jokes)
- Why are so many leprechauns gardeners?… Because they have green thumbs.
- What is Spring’s favorite appetizer?… A bloomin’ onion! (Onion Jokes)
- Why did Barack Obama bulldoze the Rose Garden?… He didn’t want any Bushes at the White House.
- What kind of socks do you need to plant peanuts?… Garden hose! (Peanut Jokes)
- What type of plants do skateboarders grow?… Faceplants. (Skateboarding Jokes)
- In France people give each other white roses on Valentine’s Day… they surrender their love to each other! (World Geography Jokes & Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- Which type of flower is the best at giving smooches?… Tulips.
- What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?… It made him wed his plants! (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- Why do bakers give women on special occasions?…… Flours! (Valentine’s Day Jokes & Flower Jokes)
- What do geographers grow in their gardens?…Compass roses. (Geography Jokes)
- What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine’s Day?… Cauliflowers! (Farming Jokes & Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- What is the fiercest flower in the Hundred Acre Wood?… A Tigger lily. (Winnie the Pooh Jokes)
- Why does Santa have 3 gardens?… So he can ho-ho-ho! (Christmas Jokes)
- If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?… Pilgrims (The Mayflower Ship) (Spring Jokes)
- What’s the best place to grow flowers in school?… In the kindergarden. (Kindergarten Jokes)
- Why couldn’t the flower ride it’s bike?… It lost its petals. (Bike Jokes & Flower Jokes)
- April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring?… June bugs. (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month & Flower Jokes)
- What kind of flowers are best for Mother’s Day?… Mums. (Mother’s Day Jokes)
- What should you grow in a school garden?… Human beans!
- What flowers grow on faces?… Tulips (Two-lips)! (Biology Jokes for Kids)
- What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?… Lily! (Frog Jokes & Flower Jokes)
- What did the big flower say to the little one?… You’re really growing, bud! (Spring Jokes)
- How excited was the gardener about spring?… So excited he wet his plants. (Spring Jokes)
- What is Spring’s favorite appetizer?… A bloomin’ onion! (Spring Jokes & Onion Jokes)
- What kind of garden does a baker have?… A “flour” garden. (Dessert Jokes)
- What is the best flower for a boy to give his mom?… Son-flower! (Mom Jokes & Sun Jokes)
- Why is the letter A like a spring flower?… A bee (B) comes after it! (Bee Jokes for Kids & Flower Jokes)
- What do you get when you plant kisses?… Tulips! (Biology Jokes for Kids & Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- Why did the boy start a gardening business?… Because he wanted to rake in the cash! (Flower Jokes)
- What do you call a cyborg bee?… The Pollinator! (Movie Jokes & Flower Jokes)
- What do you call a well-dressed lion?… A dandy lion! (Lion Jokes)
- What is Spring’s favorite kind of pickles?… Daffo-dills! (Flower Jokes & Pickle Jokes)
- When is it impossible to plant flowers?… When you haven’t botany.
- What do you call a cyborg bee?… The Pollinator! (Bee Jokes for Kids & Movie Jokes)
- What do you call a popcorn’s favorite flower?… Poppies. (Popcorn Jokes)
- What kind of plant grows on your hand?… Palm tree. (Tree Jokes & Biology Jokes)
- Why did the worm cross the ruler?… To become an inchworm. (Worm Jokes)
- Why is Yoda such a good gardener?… Because he has a green thumb. (Star Wars Jokes)
- What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?… “Where in earth have you been?” (Spring Jokes)
- What’s a baby chick’s favorite plant?… EGG-plants! (Egg Jokes)
- What did the seed say to the flower?… OK, Bloomer. (Flower Jokes)
- A gardening store sign: We’re so glad spring is here, we wet our plants. (Flower Jokes)
- What’s a baby chick’s favorite plant?… EGG-plants! (Chicken Jokes / Egg Jokes / Flower Jokes)
- Everyone has these on their face. What are they?… Tulips! (Biology Jokes & Flower Jokes)
- What did the plant say to the worm?… Oooh that tickles. (Worm Jokes)
- What did the flower say to the bike?… petal. (Bike Jokes)
- Why did the skateboarder bury his head in dirt?… Face plant! (Skateboarding Jokes)
- Why did the flower shop owner get excited during prom season?… It was blooming with opportunities!
- Did you hear about the prom held in a garden?… It was definitely a night of botanic enchantment!
- If Dr. Seuss became a gardener… he’d probably create a new plant called the “Sneetch-seed Tree.”