Field Trip Jokes

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  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We will find more school field trip jokes!
  2. Superman never needed a chaperone on field trips as a kid because he already had super vision. (Superman Jokes)
  3. For our recent field trip, our teacher told us that jeans were appropriate, but we weren’t allowed to wear pairs with holes in them…. I still don’t know how we’re supposed to get the darn things on!
  4. My class has a field trip to the Coca-Cola factory. All the other kids are excited… but I am just praying that there’s no pop quiz.
  5. Why did the Cyclops teacher cancel the field trip?… Because he only had one pupil.
  6. Why did the science teacher take his class on a field trip to the mountains? … They needed higher grades. (Hiking Jokes)
  7. Why did the echo get banned from all field trips?… It always kept answering back.
  8. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe take us on a field trip? (Canoe Jokes)
  9. Where do pencils go on field trips?… Pencil-vania. (Pencil Jokes & Pennsylvania Jokes)
  10. Where do students in New York go on a field trip to learn multiplication tables?… Times Square.
  11. Why did the spaghetti miss the field trip?… It lost its parmesan slip. (Jokes for Teachers & Spaghetti Jokes)
  12. What happened when the principal tied everyone’s laces together?… They went on a class trip. (Principal Jokes)
  13. Why do calculators make great to bring on field trips?… You can always count on them.
  14. How do Hogwarts students go on field trips?… They take the albus. (Bus Jokes / Field Trip Jokes / Jokes for Teachers)
  15. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the field trip?… Probably not, he is still sleeping. (Napping Jokes)
  16. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe chaperone my field trip? (Canoe Jokes)
  17. What did the buffalo say at the school field trip drop-off?… Bi…son
  18. How do bees go on field trips?… By school buzz.
  19. What do you call Salem witches who go on a summer camp field trip to the beach?… Sandwitches! (Summer Camp Jokes & Field Trip Jokes)
  20. Why does your math book always look sad on the last day of school?… It’s full of problems and the class went on a field trip.
  21. Fire Station Field Trip: The firefighter giving the presentation held up a smoke detector and asked the class: “Does anyone know what this is?” A student’s hand shot up and the firefighter called on him. “That’s how Mommy knows supper is ready!” (Fireman Jokes)
  22. During a school field trip, when is a theater clumsy?….When the curtain falls.
  23. What happened when the teacher tied all the kid’s shoelaces together?… They had a big class trip.
  24. My dad dad was a chaperone on a field trip in middle school and someone asked him for sun screen. He then replied. “It’s only spf 15, but if you put it on 3 times it’s like spf 45.” (Sun Jokes)
  25. What do the robot have for a snack on the field trip?… Computer chips! (Computer Jokes)
  26. Did you hear the field trip joke to the cookie factory?… It is crummy. (Cookie Jokes)
  27. Did you hear about the canine school that took a field trip to the flea circus?… They stole the show! (Dog Jokes)
  28. Where do actors go on field trips to?… The Hollywoods!  (California Jokes)
  29. Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?… To the mewseum. (Cat Jokes for Kids)
  30. Where do cows like to go on a field trip?… The moo-seum. (Cow Jokes)
  31. What kind of snack do you have during a scary movie?…. I scream (ice cream). (Summer Jokes for Kids & Ice Cream Jokes)
  32. How do small children travel to field trips?… In mini-vans!
  33. What type of donut do you take to a field trip to the Wright Brothers National Park?… A plain (plane) donut! ((Donut Jokes& North Carolina Jokes)
  34. Why were the kids falling onto the grass?… Because it was a field trip.
  35. Where do cows go on field trips?…MOOOOvies. (Cow Jokes)
  36. Clark Kent never needed a chaperone on field trips as a kid… because he already had super vision. (Superman Jokes)
  37. What is a snake’s favorite kind of field trip?…Hissss-tory! (Snake Jokes)
  38. What kind of pants do ghosts wear on a field trip?…Boo jeans! (Ghost Jokes)
  39. What dog keeps the best time on a field trip?…A watchdog. (Dog Jokes)
  40. What did the dentist give to the marching band before the field trip?…A TUBA toothpaste. (Dentist Jokes)
  41. What do you get when you cross a teacher with a tiger?… I don’t know, but you better behave in their field trip!
  42. How was that Camping Field Trip?…Intense (in-tents)! (Tent Jokes)
  43. What is a frog’s favorite drink on a field trip? … “croak – a – cola” (Frog Jokes)
  44. Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun on a field trip? … Because he’s always a little short. (Leprechaun Jokes)
  45. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Justin Justin who?… Just in time for the field trip!
  46. How does a science teahcer freshen their breath on a field trip?… With experi-mints.
  47. Why do teachers wear sunglasses on field trips?… Because their students are so bright.
  48. What state has the loudest field trips?… ILL-I-NOISE. (Illinois Jokes)
  49. What do librarians take with them when they go on a fishing field trip?… A bookworm.
  50. What do astronauts take on a school field trip?…Launch meat!
    (Astronaut Jokes)
  51. Why was the broom late for the field trip?… He over swept.
  52. How do the fish get to a field trip?… The octobus!
  53. What is worse than finding a worm in your apple at lunch during a field trip?… Finding half a worm!
  54. What do you call a student with a dictionary in his pocket on a field trip?… Smarty pants.
  55. What does your computer do for lunch on the field trip?… It has a byte!
  56. Did you hear about the student who lost his left arm and leg on a field trip to the zoo?… He’s all right now. (Zoo Jokes)
  57. Where do surfers go on field trips?… Boarding school.
  58. What did the bully have for lunch at the field trip?… A knuckle sandwich.
  59. An English teacher’s favorite breakfast for a field trip?… Synonym rolls.
  60. Why did the student throw her watch out of the school bus window on the field trip?… She wanted to see time fly.
  61. What do they do on the field trip at sheep school?…Have a baa-baa-cue.
  62. Why did the dog do so well on the school field trip?… Because he was the teacher’s pet.
  63. What is the blackboard’s favorite drink to bring on a field trip?… Hot chalkolate.
  64. What did the lobster do when the class went on a field trip?… It shellabrated.
  65. What do you do if a teacher rolls her eyes at you during a field trip?… Pick them up and roll them back!
  66. What do you get when you throw a lot of books in the ocean during a field trip?… A title wave.
  67. Why did the bat miss the school bus for the field trip?… Because he hung around for too long.
  68. Why did the kid run during the field trip?… Because he was chased by the spelling bee.
  69. What kind of teacher passes gas during a field trip?… A tutor.
  70. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We will find more school field trip jokes!