Father’s Day Jokes for Kids

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Father’s Day jokes. (Father’s Day Knock Knock Jokes)
  2. Being a great father is like shaving… No matter how good you shaved today, you have to do it again tomorrow. (Barber Jokes & Beard Jokes)
  3. Son: For $20, I’ll be good…Dad: Oh, yeah?  When I was your age, I was good for nothing.
  4. What is the official dessert of Father’s Day?… a “pop” sicle. (Summer Jokes for Kids / Ice Cream Jokes / Popsicle Jokes for Kids)
  5. When does a bad joke become a dad joke?… When it becomes apparent. (Grammar Jokes)
  6. Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says “If an emergency, notify:” I put “DOCTOR”… What’s my father going to do? (Doctors Jokes for Kids)
  7. What four words solve Dad’s every problem?… Go ask your mother. (Father’s Day Jokes for Kids & Grammar Jokes)
  8. A man gets on a bus with his baby. The bus driver says, “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The man goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. He says to a man next to her, “The driver just insulted me!” The other man says, “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.” (Funny Animal Jokes for Kids & Monkey Jokes for Kids)
  9. Boy: What does your father do for a living? Friend: He’s a magician. He performs tricks, like sawing people in half. Boy: Do you have any brothers or sisters? Friend: Yep, four half-sisters and a half-brother. (Magic Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)
  10. “People who say they sleep like a baby don’t have one.” – Dad (Napping Jokes for Kids & Baby Jokes)
  11. Son: Dad, can you put my shoes on? Dad: I don’t think they’ll fit me.
  12. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Gladys.…Gladys who?… Gladys Father’s Day. (Father’s Day Knock Knock Jokes)
  13. Why don’t they have Father’s Day sales?… Because fathers are priceless. (Black Friday Jokes)
  14. Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father of twins.” “That’s odd,” answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota Twins!” A nurse says to the second guy, “Congratulations! You’re the father of triplets!” “That’s weird,” answers the second man. “I work for the 3M company!” A nurse tells the third man, “Congratulations! You’re the father of quadruplets!” “That’s strange,” he answers. “I work for the Four Seasons hotel!” The last man is groaning and banging his head against the wall. “What’s wrong?” the others ask. “I work for 7 Up!” (Baby Jokes)
  15. What did the banana’s daddy get on Father’s Day? … Slippers. (Banana Jokes for Kids)
  16. What did the Panda give his daddy on Father’s Day?… A bear hug. (Bear Jokes)
  17. It was graduation day and Mom was trying to take a picture of their son in a cap and gown, posed with his father. “Let’s try to make this look natural “she said. “Junior, put your arm around your dad’s shoulder.” The father answered, “If you want it to look natural, why not have him put his hand in my pocket?” (Graduation Jokes for Kids)
  18. What do you call a person who is not a dad who makes dad jokes?… A Faux Pa. (Bastille Day Jokes)
  19. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Annie… Annie who?… Annie thing your dad can do, my dad can do better. (Father’s Day Knock Knock Jokes)
  20. Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up. (Father’s Day Jokes for Kids & Walking Jokes)
  21. After Graduating from High School, A son moves away from home to study at University. One of his letters home reads: Dear Father, University i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply ¢an’t think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you. Love, Your $on. After receiving his son’s letter, the father immediately replies by sending a letter back. Dear Son, I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep evpen an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh. Love, Dad (Graduation Jokes)
  22. There’s a big difference between bad jokes and dad jokes… first letter. (Grammar Jokes & Funny Dad Jokes)
  23. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Omelette… Omelette who?… Omelette Daddy sleep in for Father’s Day. (Egg Jokes & Napping Jokes)
  24. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Abby… Abby who?… Abby Father’s Day! (Father’s Day Knock Knock Jokes)
  25. What’s the difference between Superman and Fathers?… Superman’s just a superhero now and then. Dad are superheroes all the time. (Superman Jokes)
  26. Most fathers want their sons to have things they never had… like A’s on their report cards. (June Jokes for Teachers)
  27. I asked my dad for his best dad joke and he said, “You.”
  28. Father to son: I’m warning you. If you fall out of that tree and break both your legs, don’t come running to me! (Biology Jokes for Kids & Track and Field Jokes)
  29. Dad Joke: Son: Did you get a haircut? Dad: No, I got them all cut. (Funny Dad Jokes & Barber Jokes)
  30. Dad Joke: Son: How many people are buried in that cemetery? Dad: All of them. (Cemetery Jokes)
  31. Dad Joke: “Our wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.” Dad (Funny Dad Jokes / Cake Jokes / Wedding Jokes)
  32. Dad Joke: “I wouldn’t buy anything with velcro, it’s a total rip-off.” Dad
  33. Son: Hey, Dad, what is this movie about? Dad: It’s about two hours. (Movie Jokes)
  34. Boy: I have a lot of my dad’s genes. Friend: Really? I bet they don’t fit. (Biology Jokes for Kids)
  35. My son wants 50% of my Father’s Day gifts…. He says if it weren’t for him, I wouldn’t even be a father.
  36. Dad Joke: “I gave all my dead batteries away today… free of charge.” Dad
  37. What did the cheerleader bring her dad for breakfast on Father’s Day?… Cheerios. (Cheerleading Jokes & Cereal Jokes)
  38. Dad Joke: “Do you know why there is a fence around the cemetery?… It is very popular. People are dying to get in there!” – Dad (Cemetery Jokes)
  39. Dad Joke: “I didn’t like my beard at first… Then it grew on me.” Dad (Barber Jokes & Beard Jokes)
  40. Yes, sir, our household represents the United Kingdom of Great Britain,” said the proud father of number one to the rector. “I am English, my wife’s Irish, the nurse is Scotch and the baby wails.” (Baby Jokes / Nurse Jokes / World Geography Jokes)
  41. What did the sweet potato say to Luke Skywalker?… I Yam your father! (Star Wars Jokes & Farming Jokes)
  42. A Father’s Day book never written: “Fatherly Advice” by Buck L. Upson.
  43. Dad, what is it like to have the best child in the world?… I don’t know, go ask your grandparents. (Grandparent Jokes for Kids)
  44. Science teacher: When is the boiling point reached?… Science student: When my father sees my report card! (Teacher Jokes & Jokes for the Last Day of School)
  45. Where does Princess Leia shop for Father’s Day?… At the Darth Maul. (May the 4th Be With You Jokes & Star Wars Jokes)
  46. Two children ordered their father to stay in bed one Father’s Day morning. As he lay there looking forward to breakfast in bed, the smell of bacon floated up from the kitchen. But after a good long wait he finally went downstairs to investigate. He found them both sitting at the table eating bacon and eggs. “As a surprise for Father’s Day,” one explained, “We decided to cook our own breakfast.”
  47. Knock Knock… Whose there?… July… July who?… July to your dad and he gets mad. (Father’s Day Knock & Knock Jokes & July Knock Knock Jokes)
  48. A police recruit was asked during the exam, ‘What would you do if you had to arrest your own father?’ He answered, ‘Call for backup.’ (Police Jokes for Kids)
  49. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe sign Dad’s Father’s Day Card? (Father’s Day Knock Knock Jokes)
  50. A father said to his son, “Look at that kid over there; he’s not misbehaving.” The son replied, “Maybe he has good parents then!”
  51. Why did the dentist’s children give their daddy so many gifts for Father’s Day?… The love toothee his smile. (Dentist Jokes for Kids)
  52. What do nice pirates do on Father’s Day?… Take out the garrrrrrrrrrrbage without being asked. (Pirates Jokes for Kids)
  53. I’ve always admired my Dad who is a fishermen…. Now that’s are reel men. (Labor Day Jokes)
  54. How do you keep little cows quiet so their daddy can sleep late on Father’s Day?… Use the moooooote button. (Cow Jokes for Kids)
  55. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Pecan… Pecan who?… Pecan at your Father’s Day gift is a no-no. 
  56. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Irish… Irish who?… Irish you a Happy Father’s Day! (St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
  57. How did the alien girl write her Father’s Day poem?… In uni-verses. (Astronomy Jokes for Kids)
  58. “I know what I’m getting for Father’s Day. Last night my daughter asked me what size shaving cream I wear.” – Dad (Barber Jokes)
  59. A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” Father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”
  60. Why did dad get a plate of English muffins on Father’s Day?… His family wanted him to feel like a king!
  61. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Norma… Norma who?… Normally we go out to eat for Father’s Day.
  62. What did Chewbacca bake for his dad on Father’s Day?… Chocolate Chip Wookiees. (Star Wars Jokes for Kids)
  63. Father’s Day Advice: “If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says ‘keep away from children’” Susan Savannah
  64. I asked Dad what he wanted for Father’s Day. He said, “ A bit of care and comfort” So I put him in a nursing home. (Nurse Jokes for Kids)
  65. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any Father’s Day Jokes? (June Knock Knock Jokes)
  66. Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his dad on Father’s Day?… Because he left the phone off the hook. (Pirates Jokes for Kids)
  67. What do you call the father you walk all over?… Stepdad. (Walking Jokes)
  68. Knock! Knock!… Who is there?… Teddy!… Teddy who?… Teddy (today) is Father’s Day! 
  69. What do you call a lineman’s kid?… A chip off the old blocker. (Football Jokes)
  70. Boy: How do you like the drum set you got for your birthday? Friend: I love it! Boy: Why? Friend: Whenever I don’t play it, my dad gives me 10 bucks! (Birthday Jokes for Kids & Music Jokes)
  71. What do you call a dad who spent all day at the beach?… A Tangent. (Math Jokes for Kids & Summer Jokes for Kids)
  72. Why did the kids give their dad a blanket for Father’s Day?… Because they thought he was the coolest dad.
  73. What should you never give a daddy dentist on Father’s Day?… A plaque! (Dentist Jokes for Kids)
  74. Waiter: How he would you like your steak? Dad: On a plate, please.
  75. While flying from Denver to Kansas City, Kansas, my mother was sitting across the aisle from a woman and her eight-year-old son. Mom couldn’t help laughing as they neared their destination and she heard the mother say to the boy, “Now remember — run to Dad first, then the dog.” (Dog Jokes)
  76. My dad used to carry around a frayed knot in his pocket just an old tied up piece of rope. Then any time someone asked him something and the answer was, “no”, he would just pull out the frayed knot and say, “‘fraid not!” and he would burst out laughing. Nobody else thought it was funny.
  77. Dad: You’ll never amount to anything because you procrastinate…Son: Oh yeah? Just you wait!
  78. What’s the best thing a new dad can get for Father’s Day?… A long nap. (Napping Jokes for Kids)
  79. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Olive… Olive who?… Olive you Daddy! (Olive Jokes)
  80. Dad: Son, if you keep pulling my hair, you will have to get off my shoulders. Son: But, Dad, I’m just trying to get my gum back! (Gum Jokes for Kids)
  81. “Don’t light those fireworks!” Dad exploded. (Fireworks Jokes)
  82. “Dad, are bugs good to eat?” asked the boy. “Let’s not talk about such things at the dinner table, son,” his father replied. After dinner the father inquired, “Now, son, what did you want to ask me?” “Oh, nothing,” the boy said.  “There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone.”
  83. What do you call your dad when he falls through the ice?… A POPsicle! (Popsicle Jokes for Kids & Summer Jokes for Kids)
  85. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Hammond… Hammond who?… Hammond eggs for Father’s Day breakfast. (Egg Jokes)
  86. Donut Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock!… Who’s there?… Doughnut… Doughnut Who?… Doughnut forget to get Dad a card for Father’s Day. (Donut Jokes for Kids)
  87. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Razor… Razor who?… Razor toast, it’s Father’s Day!
  88. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any Father’s Day Jokes? (June Knock Knock Jokes)
  89. Bacon Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Bacon. Bacon who?… Bacon a cake for Father’s Day.
  90. “Have you heard of Murphy’s law?” “Yeah.” “What is it?” “If something can go wrong, it will go wrong.” “That’s right. Have you heard of Cole’s law?” “No, what is it?” “Thinly sliced cabbage and mayo.” (Summer Jokes)
  91. Boy: I made a bad mistake today and gave my dad some soap flakes instead of corn flakes for breakfast. Friend: Was he mad? Boy: Yup. He was foaming at the mouth!
  92. Son: “Dad, are you alright?” Dad: “No, I’m half left and half right.”
  93. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Justin!… Justin who?… Justin time for Father’s Day! (Father’s Day Knock Knock Jokes)
  94. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Omelette… Omelette who?… Omelette Daddy sleep in for Father’s Day. (Egg Jokes & Napping Jokes)
  95. Why are Fathers like parking spaces?… The good ones are already taken!
  96. What did the Daddy broom say to the baby broom?… It’s time to go to sweep! (Napping Jokes for Kids)
  97. Fathers with teenagers know why animals eat their young.
  98. How is the baby bird like its dad?… He’s a chirp off the old block. (Bird Jokes for Kids)
  99. Jackson is 32 years old and he is still single. One day a friend asked, “Why aren’t you married? Can’t you find a woman who will be a good wife?” Fred replied, “Actually, I’ve found many women I wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn’t like them.” His friend thinks for a moment and says, “I’ve got the perfect solution, just find a girl who’s just like your mother.” A few months later they meet again and his friend says, “Did you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like her?” With a frown on his face, Fred answers, “Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. You were right, my mother liked her very much.” The friend said, “Then what’s the problem?” Fred replied, “My father doesn’t like her.” (Mother’s Day Jokes)
  100. Why is Mother’s Day before Father’s Day?… So the kids can spend all their Christmas money on Mom.
  101. On the day I received my learner’s permit, my father agreed to take me out for a driving lesson. With a big grin, he hopped in behind the driver’s seat. “Why aren’t you sitting up front on the passenger’s side?” I asked. “Honey, I’ve been waiting for this ever since you were a little girl,” Dad replied. “Now it’s my turn to sit back here and kick the seat.” (Car Jokes)
  102. Which restaurant did the buccaneer take his dad for Father’s Day?… Long John Silver’s. (Pirate Jokes for Kids)
  103. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Olive… Olive who?… Olive you Daddy! (Olive Jokes)
  104. Baby snake: Mommy, are we poisonous? Father snake: Yes, son. Why? Baby snake: I just bit my tongue! (Funny Animal Jokes for Kids)
  105. Happy Father’s Day to someone who spoils me and then complains about how spoiled I am.
  106. What did the digital clock say to its father?… “Look, Dad! No hands!” (Daylight Savings Time Jokes)
  107. What did the mother bullet say to the daddy bullet?… “We’re gonna have a BB!”
  108. Why do fathers who golf take an extra pair of socks?… In case they get a hole in one! (Sports Jokes for Kids)
  109. Why do sons love Father’s Day so much?… Because it’s always on son day (Sunday).
  110. Where did the reindeer family go for ice cream on Father’s Day?… Deery Queen. (Reindeer Jokes & Ice Cream Jokes for Kids)
  111. How did the Panda open his Father’s Day card?… With his bear hands.
  112. Happy Father’s Day to a dad that was smart enough to teach his kid to mow the lawn so he wouldn’t have to.
  113. What did baby corn say to mama corn?… Where’s popcorn? (Popcorn Jokes for Kids / Father’s Day Jokes / Corn Jokes)
  114. What did the daddy tomato say to the baby tomato?… catch up!
  115. Dad Joke: “I had a dream about a muffler last night … I woke up exhausted!” Dad (Car Jokes)
  116. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Boo… Boo who?… Well, it’s only a Father’s Day joke. You don’t have to cry about it.
  117. Knock, Knock… Who’s there?… Water… Water who?.. Water you doing for Father’s Day? (Father’s Day Knock Knock Jokes)
  118. Dad: How old is your father? Child: As old as me. Dad: How it is that possible? Child: He became a father only when I was born.
  119. Father: Why is there a strange baby in the crib? Son: You told me to change the baby. (Baby Jokes)
  120. Son: I’ll call you later. Dad: Don’t call me Later, call me Dad.
  121. Why was the Father’s Day cake so hard?… It was a marble cake.
  122. Knock Knock… Whose there?… July… July who?… July to your dad and he gets mad. (Father’s Day Knock & Knock Jokes & July Knock Knock Jokes)
  123. A father mouse and a baby mouse are walking along when suddenly a cat attacks them. The father mouse shouts “BARK!” and the cat runs away. “See?” the father mouse says to his baby. “Now do you see why it’s important to learn a foreign language?” (Funny Animal Jokes for Kids)
  124. When would you hit a Father’s Day cake with a hammer?… When it’s a pound cake.
  125. A little girl asked her mom, “How did the human race appear?” Mom answered, “God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so was all mankind made …” Two days later the girl asked her Dad the same question. Dad answered, “Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.” The confused girl returned to her mum and said, “Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?” The mother answered, “Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his!”
  126. Father: Let me see your report card. Son: I don’t have it. Father: Why not? Son: My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.
  127. You can tell it’s almost Father’s Day. The kids suddenly want to stop at all the garage sales.
  128. Father’s Day is just like Mother’s Day, except on Father’s Day you buy a cheaper gift.
  129. “Do you know we have one of the most popular cemeteries in America?… People are dying to get in there!” – Dad (Cemetery Jokes)
  130. A man and his eldest son went to have their photographs taken together, and the photographer said to the young man, “It will make a better picture if you put your hand on your father’s shoulder.” “H’m,” said the father, “it would make a more natural picture if he put it in my pocket.”
  131. What has a long plume, wings and wears a red bow?… A Father’s Day pheasant. (Bird Jokes for Kids)
  132. Why did the baby strawberry cry?… Because his dad was in a jam!
  133. I’m laying in bed reading a book when my dad walks in with a tape measure. About five feet away from me he stops and starts pushing the tape out to me. It gets closer and closer until it eventually smushes against my cheek. I ask him, “What are you doing?” He responds, “I’m measuring your patience.”
  134. How do you know your dad is planning for the future?… He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
  135. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Howard… Howard who?… Howard you like breakfast in bed Daddy? 
  136. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Hugh… Hugh who?… Hugh glad it’s Father’ss Day, I am? 
  137. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Maida… Maida who…?… Maida Father’s Day Card for Daddy. (Art Jokes)
  138. Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah who?… Noah good place to eat breakfast for Father’s Day?
  139. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Justin!… Justin who?… Justin time for Father’s Day!
  140. Flag Day Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock… Who’s there?… Razor… Razor who?… Razor flag, it’s Father’s Day!
  141. July Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… July… July who?… July down with Daddy on Father’s Day to take a nap. (Nap Jokes)
  142. Knock, Knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah who?.. Noah good joke for Dads? (Father’s Day Knock Knock Jokes)
  143. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Howard… Howard who?… Howard you like to go to eat for breakfast Daddy? (Breakfast Jokes)
  144. Dad, how do you take your coffee?… Seriously, very seriously.
  145. “Dad, I’m hungry” … “Hi hungry, I’m Dad.”
  146. Little League Vampire: Dad, what’s the best way to hold a bat? Father Vampire: By the wings, son. (Baseball Jokes for Kids)
  147. Why was the strawberry late for Father’s day brunch?… He got caught in a jam on the way.
  148. Larry’s father had four children. Three were named North, South and West. What was his other child’s name?… Larry. (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  149. Why did the father wear sunglasses?…. Because his children were  so bright!
  150. Bacon Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Bacon. Bacon who?… Bacon a cake for Father’s Day.  
  151. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We promise to find the best Father’s Day knock knock jokes! 
  152. There’s a little difference between bad jokes and dad jokes… first letter. (Grammar Jokes & Funny Dad Jokes)
  153. What is my father’s favorite dessert?… a “pop” sicle. (Summer Jokes for Kids & Popsicle Jokes for Kids)
  154. A three-legged dog walks into a bar and says, ‘I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.’ (Dog Jokes & Beer Jokes)
  155. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe make a Father’s Day card for Dad? (Canoe Jokes)
  156. Knock, Knock… Who’s there?… Water… Water who?.. Water you doing for Father’s Day? (Father’s Day Knock Knock Jokes)
  157. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Wooden shoe… Wooden shoe who?… Wooden shoe like to know what I got you for Father’s Day?
  158. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Wooden shoe… Wooden shoe who?… Wooden shoe like to know where we are going to eat for Father’s Day?
  159. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Kisses… Kisses who?… Kisses your special day Dad.
  160. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Hop… Hop who?… Hoppy Father’s Day! 
  161. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Bacon… Bacon who?… Bacon brownies for Father’s Day. (Bacon Jokes & Brownie Jokes)
  162. What did the puppies make their dad for Father’s Day breakfast?… Pooched eggs. (Puppy Jokes for Kids & Egg Jokes)
  163. Wanna hear a joke about a stone?… Never mind, I’ll just skip that one.
  164. Dad: Why did you chop the joke book in half? Son: Mom said to cut the comedy.
  165. Dad #1: I have the perfect son. Dad #2: Does he smoke? Dad#1:No, he doesn’t. Dad #2: Does he drink whiskey? Dad #1: No, he doesn’t. Dad #2: Does he ever come home late? Dad #1: No, he doesn’t.Dad #2: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he? Dad #1: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
  166. Where did the spider learn how to make a Father’s Day gift?… On the web.
  167. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Justin!… Justin who?… Justin time to say Happy Father’s Day!
  168. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Lemon… Lemon who?… Lemon me give you a kiss, Daddy.
  169. Knock Knock.…Who’s there?… Llama… Llama who?… Llama Llama, I love my Dada!
  170. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Ray… Ray who?… Raymember dad on Father’s Day! 
  171. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Ty… Ty who?… Ty a bow for Daddy’s gift. 
  172. Daughter: Dad, what’s it like to have the greatest daughter in the world? Dad: I don’t know dear, you’d have to ask Grandpa. (Grandparent Jokes for Kids)
  173. A Dad walked in to a bar with some asphalt on his arm. He said “Two beers please, one for me and one for the road.”
  174. What do you call two people who embarrass you in front of your friends?… Mom and Dad!
  175. The family was disappointed with their Father’s Day celebrations on the moon… The food was terrific but the restaurant lacked atmosphere. (Astronomy Jokes for Kids)
  176. Son: Dad, do you know the difference between a pack of cookies and a pack of elephants? Dad: No. Son: Then it’s a good thing Mom does the grocery shopping! (Elephant Jokes of Kids)
  177. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Zits… Zits who?… Zits Father’s Day – hooray!
  178. Why didn’t the teddy bear’s daddy want a big meal on Father’s Day?… She was already stuffed!
  179. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Alec… Alec who?… Alec to give Daddy Father’s Day kisses.
  180. Dad Joke: “Why, in a country of free speech… are there phone bills?”
  181. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Ray… Ray who?… Raymember to call dad on Father’s Day! 
  182. “It is never easy being a mother. If it were easy, fathers would do it.” -Anon (Father’s Day Jokes for Kids)
  183. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Floor… Floor who?… Florist brought a bouquet for Dad. (Flower Jokes)
  184. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Ray… Ray who?… Raymember to visit dad on Father’s Day!
  185. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Ray… Ray who?… Raymember dad on Father’s Day!  
  186. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Aardvark. Aardvark who?… Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles Dad . . .
  187. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Bacon… Bacon who?… Bacon a pie for Father’s Day. (Bacon Jokes & Brownie Jokes)
  188. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Bacon… Bacon who?… Bacon cupcakes for Father’s Day. (Bacon Jokes & Brownie Jokes)
  189. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Ivana… Ivana who?… Ivana give you a kiss for Father’s Day!
  190. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe buy a Father’s Day gift for Dad? (Canoe Jokes
  191.   Knock, Knock… Who’s there?… Water… Water who?… Water you getting your Dad for Father’s Day? (Water Jokes)
  192. Knock, Knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah who?.. Noah good joke for Father’s Day? (Father’s Day Knock Knock Jokes)
  193. What was the daddy cat wearing to breakfast on Father’s Day?… He was still in her paw-jamas. (Cat Jokes for Kids)
  194. Knock Knock… Who’s there Anita?… Anita who?… Anita give you a hug for Father’s Day!
  195. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Freeze… Freeze who?… Freeze a jolly good fellow, Freeze a jolly good fellow .
  196. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe give me some ideas for a Father’s Day gift for Dad? (Canoe Jokes)
  197. “Dad, are bugs good to eat?” asked the boy. “Let’s not talk about such things at the dinner table, son,” his father replied. After dinner the father inquired, “Now, what did you want to ask me?” “Oh, nothing,” the boy said. “There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone.”
  198. I shouted to my Dad on Father’s Day, “How does breakfast in bed sound?” He said, “Ooh that sounds great!” I said, “Nice, I’ll have bacon, fries and two eggs.” (Egg Jokes & Bacon Jokes)
  199. Knock knock…Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe help me with my homework please Dad – I’m stuck! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)Where did the cow family go on Father’s Day?… The moo-vies. (Movie Jokes & Cow Jokes)
  200. Why did the daddy cat want to go bowling on Father’s Day?… He was an alley cat. (Cat Jokes for Kids & Bowling Jokes)
  201. A small boy was at the zoo with his father.  They were looking at the tigers, and his father was telling him how ferocious they were. “Daddy, if the tigers got out and ate you up…” “Yes, son?” the father asked, ready to console him. “ …Which bus would I take home?”
  202. Son: Daddy, how does breakfast in bed sound to you? Daddy: It sounds wonderful! Son: Great… I’ll have scrambled eggs, pancakes and hashbrowns.
  203. Knock! Knock!… Who is there?… Teddy!… Teddy who?… Teddy (today) is Father’s Day! 
  204. My Dad thinks he wears the pants in our house, but it’s always Mom who tells him which pair to put on!
  205. What did the Buffalo say to his son?… Bye-son. (Funny Animal Jokes for Kids)
  206. My father was completely lost in the kitchen and never ate unless someone prepared a meal for him. When Mother was ill, however, he volunteered to go to the supermarket for her. She sent him off with a carefully numbered list of seven items. Dad returned shortly, very proud of himself, and proceeded to unpack the grocery bags. He had one bag of sugar, two dozen eggs, three hams, four boxes of detergent, five boxes of crackers, six eggplants, and seven green peppers.
  207. Dad: How do you like fourth grade? Son: It isn’t much fun. Dad: That’s too bad. It was the best three years of my life!
  208. Daughter: “Dad, I’m cold.” Dad: “Go stand in a corner. It’s 90 degrees.” (Math Jokes for Teachers)
  209. Teacher: Why is your homework in your father’s handwriting? Student: I used his pen! (Dad Jokes & Father’s Day Jokes)
  210. Dad #1: How do you get your sleepy-head son up in the morning? Dad #2: I just put the cat on the bed. Dad #1: How does that help? Dad #2:: The dog’s already there. (Dog jokes for Kids)
  211. Do dads always snore?… No, only when they are asleep! (Napping Jokes for Kids)
  212. Sunday school teacher: Tell me, do you say prayers before eating?… Student: No, ma’am, I don’t have to. My dad’s a good cook.
  213. Why did the bean children give their dad a sweater for Father’s Day?… He was chili. (Cinco De Mayo Jokes for Kids)
  214. Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah who?… Noah good joke for Dad?
  215. What did the father ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?… Spook when you’re spooken to! (Halloween Jokes for Kids)
  216. “You will always be your child’s favorite toy.” – Vicki Lansky
  217. Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah who?… Noah good joke for Dad?
  218. Why did the dad love his barbecue?… Because it was the grill of his dreams. (Summer Jokes for Kids)
  219. Why did the daddy horse want to race on a rainy Father’s Day?… He was a mudder. (Horse Racing Jokes for Kids)
  220. I asked my dad to help me with a math problem. He said: “Don’t worry; this is a piece of cake.” I said: “No, it’s a math problem.”
  221. What dessert did the daddy cat get after his Father’s Day dinner?… Chocolate Mouse.
  222. Teacher: Please use the words “letter carrier” in a sentence. Student: Yes, ma’am. “My dad said that after seeing how many things my mom was bringing on vacation, he would rather letter carrier own luggage.” (Teacher Jokes & Mailman Jokes)
  223. Mother’s Day Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Whose there?… July… July who?… July to your pa and she gets mad. (July Knock Knock Jokes & Mother’s Day Knock Knock Jokes)
  224. Son: “Did you know that every time I breathe, a man dies?” Dad: “Why don’t you use a little mouthwash now and then?”
  225. What do you say to your Dad if he has a bladder infection?… urine trouble.
  226. Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah who?… Noah good place to eat brunch for Father’s Day?
  227. Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah who?… Noah good place to eat lunch for Father’s Day?
  228. Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah who?… Noah good place to eat dinner for Father’s Day?
  229. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Howard… Howard who?… Howard you like to go to eat for brunch Daddy?
  230. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Howard… Howard who?… Howard you like to go to eat for lunch Daddy?
  231. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Howard… Howard who?… Howard you like to go to eat for dinner Daddy?
  232. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Ray… Ray who?… Raymember mom on Father’s Day! 
  233. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Alec… Alec who?… Alec to give mommy Father’s Day kisses.
  234. What did the father rope say to his child?…“Don’t be knotty.”
  235. What is Fathers Day?… The day in June when a father remembers he hasn’t yet paid the bills for Mother’s Day.
  236. Why did the luge racers son become so good at it?… He was a chip off the old block. (Luge Jokes)
  237. Son: I think my mom’s getting serious about straightening up my room once and for all. Dad: How do you know? Son: She’s learning to drive a bulldozer. (Mother’s Day Jokes)
  238. What did baby corn say to mama corn?… Where’s popcorn? (Popcorn Jokes for Kids / Father’s Day Jokes / Corn Jokes / Farming Jokes)
  239. Why were the rope children so quiet on Father’s Day?… They were trying not to be knotty.
  240. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Father’s Day?
  241. How do your kids know that you’re cross with them?… You use their full name.
  243. I saw Mummy asking Santa why he didn’t put his dishes in the dishwasher.
  244. How did the daddy cat feel on Father’s Day?… He was in a great Mewd. (Cat Jokes for Kids)
  245. A father is trying to get his son to eat carrots. “Carrots are good for your eyes,” he says. “How do you know?” the son asks. The father replies, “Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?” (Rabbit Jokes & Farming Jokes)
  246. What did the martians wear to Father’s Day dinner?… Space suits. (Astronomy Jokes for Kids)
  247. What kind of sweets do astronaut dads like for Father’s Day?… Mars bars. (Astronomy Jokes for Kids)
  248. What did Dad’s tie say to his neck?… Do you mind if I hang around? (Biology Jokes for Kids)
  249. One evening a little girl and her parents were sitting around the table eating supper. The little girl said, “Daddy, you’re the boss, aren’t you?” Her Daddy smiled, pleased, and said yes. The little girl continued, “That’s because Mommy put you in charge, right?”
  250. Avogadro loved to watch MASH. Which character did he like most?… Father Molecahy (Mole Day Jokes & Father’s Day Quotes)
  251. Why do fathers have to have two visits to the optometrist?… Because they also have eyes in the back of their head. (Biology Jokes for Kids)
  252. Why did the cookie cry?… Because his father was a wafer so long!
  253. What’s the difference between a high-hit baseball and a maggot’s father?… One’s a pop fly. The other’s a fly poop.
  254. Why was the cracker so happy to see his dad on Father’s Day?… Because he had been a wafer so long. (Cookie Jokes for Kids)
  255. Why was dad so happy to go to IHOP for pancakes on Father’s Day?… He knew she wouldn’t have to do any dishes.
  256. Father: Let me see your report card. Son: I don’t have it. Father: Why not? Son: My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.
  257. Why couldn’t the digital clock make dinner for Father’s Day?… He had no hands. (Biology Jokes for Kids)
  258. Every year, after it turns 12:00 AM on January 1st, my dad makes the same exact jokes. “Where’s your mother, I haven’t seen her ALL YEAR!” “Man, I’m so hungry, I haven’t eaten ALL YEAR!!” “WOW, we’ve been watching this TV ALL YEAR!!”
  259. Son: When is Mother’s Day Dad? Dad wearily unplugging the vacuum, “Every day son, every day.”
  260. How do piglets wake their daddy up on Father’s Day?… With hogs and kisses. (Funny Animal Jokes for Kids)
  261. What did one firecracker say to the other firecracker?… My pop’s bigger than your pop. (Fireworks Jokes)
  262. A kid asks his dad, “What’s a man?” The dad says, “A man is someone who is responsible and cares for their family.” The kid says, “I hope one day I can be a man just like mom!” (Father’s Day Jokes for Kids)
  263. What did the daddy ocean say to the baby ocean?… Nothing, he just waved.
  264. What did the hermit crabs do on Father’s Day?… They shellabrated their daddy.
  265. Junior’s father gives him $50 to buy some fireworks for new year. When he returns, they try a couple but none of them worked “Johnny, where did you get these fireworks? None of them work” “Strange, when I was on my way back, I tried them all and they worked just fine.” (Fireworks Jokes & 4th of July Jokes)
  266. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Father’s Day knock-knock joke? (Father’s Day Knock Knock Jokes)
  267. What did daddy spider say to baby spider?… You spend too much time on the web.
  268. What did the waiter say to the daddy dog when he served Father’s Day dinner?… Bone-appetit! (Dog jokes for Kids)
  269. What makes more noise than a child jumping on daddy’s bed on Father’s Day morning?… Two children jumping on daddy’s bed!
  270. Mom, why did the chicken cross the road?… I don’t know, go ask your dad! (Funny Animal Jokes for Kids)
  271. What did the lazy boy say to his dad on Father’s Day when he was about to do the dishes?… Relax dad… you can just do them in the morning.
  273. How do fathers exercise on the beach?… By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
  274. What should you make dad for dinner on Father’s Day?… Anything you want – he’s just happy that he doesn’t have to make it!
  275. Which day does Cherry Garcia’s daddy like the most?… Father’s Day Sundae. (Ice Cream Jokes for Kids)
  276. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Dad knock knock jokes? (Father’s Day Knock Knock Jokes)
  277. Son: Can I watch the TV? Dad: Yes, but don’t turn it on.
  278. Teacher (on phone): You say Michael has a cold and can’t come to school today? To whom am I speaking?…Voice: This is my father.
  279. Father: Do you know, most people don’t have to work today, because it’s Labor Day. Son: If people are not working, shouldn’t we call today ‘No-Labor Day?’ (Labor Day Jokes)
  280. What are you giving Mom and Dad for Christmas?… A list of everything I want! (Christmas Jokes)
  281. How do you scare a divorced dad?… Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice!
  282. How come the father needle got mad at the baby needle?… It was way past its threadtime.
  283. What happens at the needle’s house on Father’s Day at 8pm?… It threadtime.
  284. Why don’t some fathers have a mid-life crisis?… They’re stuck in adolescence.
  285. What’s the hardest thing your father makes you swallow?… The fact he’s always right.
  286. Mom: Why are you home so early? Dad: My boss told me to go to hell.