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November Guest Blogs / November Jokes

  1. “Tell me and I forget, teach me and I may remember, involve me and I learn.” Benjamin Franklin (Ben Franklin Quotes)
  2. “You can’t stop a teacher when they want to do something. They just do it.” J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye
  3. “Teachers are expected to reach unattainable goals with inadequate tools. The miracle is that at times they accomplish this task.” Haim Ginott
  4. “Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.”  Plato
  5. November 5th Election Day: “Never underestimate a public school teacher.” Tim Walz
  6. “Every survival kit should include a sense of humor.” Author Unknown

January Guest Blogs / Top Guest Blogs / January Jokes Top January Pages

  1. February 12th “Teach the children so it will not be necessary to teach the adults.” Abraham Lincoln
  2. March 2nd: “Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.” Dr. Seuss (Dr. Seuss Trivia / Dr. Seuss Quotes / Dr. Seuss Jokes)
  3. “Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because it happened.” Dr. Seuss (Dr. Seuss Trivia / Dr. Seuss Quotes / Dr. Seuss Jokes)
  4. May 29th: “Divided, there is little we can do. Together, there is little we cannot do.” John F. Kennedy (JFK Quotes)
  5. “Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.” Albert Einstein (Top Albert Einstein Quotes & 101 Pi Day Jokes)
  6. Albert Einstein’s Birthday March 14th: “I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious.” (Top Albert Einstein Quotes & 101 Pi Day Jokes)
  7. “Example isn’t another way to teach, it is the only way to teach.” Albert Einstein (Top Albert Einstein Quotes)
  8. November 30th: “I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.” Mark Twain (Top Mark Twain Quotes)
  9. “They [rocks] will be stumbling blocks or stepping stones; it all depends on how we use them.” Unknown
  10. “Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or self-confidence.” Robert Frost
  11. “In teaching you cannot see the fruit of a days work. It is invisible and remains so, maybe for 20 years.” Jacques Barzun
  12. “One looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our human feelings. The curriculum is so much necessary material, but warmth is the vital element for the growing plant and for the soul of a child.” Carl Jung
  13. “A true teacher is one who, keeping the past alive, is also able to understand the present.” Confucius
  14. “You can teach a student a lesson for a day; but if you can teach him to learn, he will continue the learning process.” Clay P. Bedford
  15. “A master can tell you what he expects of you. A teacher…awakens your own expectations.” Patricia Neal
  16. “Teaching is leaving a vestige of oneself in the development of another.” Eugene P. Bertin
  17. “The student is a bank where you can deposit your most precious treasures.” Eugene P. Bertin
  18. “A teacher is a compass that activates the magnets of curiosity, knowledge, and wisdom in the pupils.” Ever Garrison
  19. “We expect teachers to handle teen pregnancy, abuse, and failings of the family. Then we expect them to educate our children.” John Sculley
  20. “The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery.” Mark Van Doren
  21. “The important thing is not so much that every child should be taught, as that every child should be given the wish to learn.“ John Lubbock
  22. “A good teacher is like a candle – it consumes itself to light the the way for others.” Author Unknown
  23. “When you study great teachers… you will learn much more from their caring and hard work than from their style.” William Glasser
  24. “You learn something every day if you pay attention.” Ray LeBlond
  25. “Teachers who inspire know that teaching is like cultivating a garden.” Author Unknown
  26. “Those who educate children well are more to be honored than they who produce them; for these only gave them life, those the art of living well.” Aristotle
  27. “If you’re going to be thinking, you may as well think big.” Donald Trump
  28. “Vision is the art of seeing what is invisible to others.” Jonathan Swift
  29. “The giving of love is an education in itself.” Eleanor Roosevelt
  30. “Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.” Gail Godwin
  31. “I am indebted to my father for living, but to my teachers for living well.” Alexander the Great
  32. “Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a lost tradition.” Jacques Barzun
  33. “He is rich or poor according to what he is, not according to what he has.” Henry Ward Beecher
  34. “The greatest good you can do for another is not just to share your riches but to reveal to him his own.” Benjamin Disraeli
  35. “Teachers appreciate being appreciated, for teacher appreciation is their highest award.” William Prince
  36. “Life is about using the whole box of crayons.” RuPaul
  37. “Every survival kit should include a sense of humor.” Author Unknown
  38. “It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer.” Albert Einstein (Top Albert Einstein Quotes)
  39. “The job of a teacher is to teach students to see the vitality in themselves.” Joseph Campbell
  40. “If a doctor, lawyer, or dentist had 40 people in his office at one time, all of whom had different needs, and some whom didn’t want to be there and were causing trouble, and the doctor, lawyer, or dentist, without assistance, had to treat them all with professional excellence for nine months, the he might have some conception of the classroom teacher’s job.” Donald D. Quinn
  41. “A teacher’s purpose is not to create students in his own image, but to develop students who can create their own image.” Author Unknown
  42. “We are all special cases.” Albert Camus
  43. “Personal relationships are the fertile soil from which all advancement, all success, all achievement, in real life grows.” Ben Stein
  44. “Teacher appreciation makes the world of education go around.” Helen Peters
  45. “Mighty things from small beginnings grown.” John Dryden
  46. “I can live two months on a good compliment.” Mark Twain (Top Mark Twain Quotes)
  47. “The hardest arithmetic to master is that which enables us to count our blessings.” Eric Hoffer

 
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  1. “What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to a human soul.” Joseph Addison
  2. “He who dares must never cease to learn.” John Cotton Dana
  3. “The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires.” William Arthur Ward
  4. “The greatest sign of success for a teacher … is to be able to say, ‘The children are now working as if I did not exist’. ” Maria Montessori
  5. “Children are 1/3rd of our population and all of our future.” Select Panel for the Promotion of Child Health 1981
  6. “I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma.” Ertha Kitt
  7. “To teach is to learn twice.” Joseph Joubert
  8. “Teaching should be full of ideas instead of stuffed with facts.” Author Unknown
  9. “We need to understand that every time an elementary teacher captures the imagination of a child through the arts or music of language this nation gets a little stronger.” Richard Riley, former Secretary of Education
  10. “All the world is a laboratory for the inquiring mind.” Martin H. Fischer
  11. “They [rocks] will be stumbling blocks or stepping stones; it all depends on how we use them.” Unknown
  12. “Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or self-confidence.” Robert Frost
  13. “In teaching you cannot see the fruit of a days work. It is invisible and remains so, maybe for 20 years.” Jacques Barzun
  14. “One looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our human feelings. The curriculum is so much necessary material, but warmth is the vital element for the growing plant and for the soul of a child.” Carl Jung
  15. “A true teacher is one who, keeping the past alive, is also able to understand the present.” Confucius
  16. “You can teach a student a lesson for a day; but if you can teach him to learn, he will continue the learning process.” Clay P. Bedford
  17. “A master can tell you what he expects of you. A teacher…awakens your own expectations.” Patricia Neal
  18. “Teaching is leaving a vestige of oneself in the development of another.” Eugene P. Bertin
  19. “The student is a bank where you can deposit your most precious treasures.” Eugene P. Bertin
  20. “A teacher is a compass that activates the magnets of curiosity, knowledge, and wisdom in the pupils.” Ever Garrison
  21. “The dream begins with a teacher who believes in you… who tugs and pushes and leads you to the next plateau.” Dan Rather
  22. “We expect teachers to handle teen pregnancy, abuse, and failings of the family. Then we expect them to educate our children.” John Sculley
  23. “The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery.” Mark Van Doren
  24. “The important thing is not so much that every child should be taught, as that every child should be given the wish to learn.“ John Lubbock
  25. “A good teacher is like a candle – it consumes itself to light the the way for others.” Author Unknown
  26. “When you study great teachers… you will learn much more from their caring and hard work than from their style.” William Glasser
  27. “You learn something every day if you pay attention.” Ray LeBlond
  28. “Teachers who inspire know that teaching is like cultivating a garden.” Author Unknown
  29. “Those who educate children well are more to be honored than they who produce them; for these only gave them life, those the art of living well.” Aristotle
  30. “If you’re going to be thinking, you may as well think big.” Donald Trump
  31. “Vision is the art of seeing what is invisible to others.” Jonathan Swift
  32. “The giving of love is an education in itself.” Eleanor Roosevelt
  33. “Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.” Gail Godwin
  34. “I am indebted to my father for living, but to my teachers for living well.” Alexander the Great
  35. “You can’t stop a teacher when they want to do something. They just do it.” J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye
  36. “Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a lost tradition.” Jacques Barzun
  37. “He is rich or poor according to what he is, not according to what he has.” Henry Ward Beecher
  38. “The greatest good you can do for another is not just to share your riches but to reveal to him his own.” Benjamin Disraeli
  39. “Teachers appreciate being appreciated, for teacher appreciation is their highest award.” William Prince
  40. “Life is about using the whole box of crayons.” RuPaul
  41. “Every survival kit should include a sense of humor.” Author Unknown
  42. “It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer.” Albert Einstein (Top Albert Einstein Quotes)
  43. “The job of a teacher is to teach students to see the vitality in themselves.” Joseph Campbell
  44. “If a doctor, lawyer, or dentist had 40 people in his office at one time, all of whom had different needs, and some whom didn’t want to be there and were causing trouble, and the doctor, lawyer, or dentist, without assistance, had to treat them all with professional excellence for nine months, the he might have some conception of the classroom teacher’s job.” Donald D. Quinn
  45. “A teacher’s purpose is not to create students in his own image, but to develop students who can create their own image.” Author Unknown
  46. “We are all special cases.” Albert Camus
  47. “Teachers are expected to reach unattainable goals with inadequate tools. The miracle is that at times they accomplish this task.” Haim Ginott
  48. “Personal relationships are the fertile soil from which all advancement, all success, all achievement, in real life grows.” Ben Stein
  49. “Teacher appreciation makes the world of education go around.” Helen Peters
  50. “Mighty things from small beginnings grown.” John Dryden
  51. “I can live two months on a good compliment.” Mark Twain (Top Mark Twain Quotes)
  52. “Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.”  Plato
  53. “The hardest arithmetic to master is that which enables us to count our blessings.” Eric Hoffer
  54. “My mother said I must always be intolerant of ignorance but understanding of illiteracy. That some people, unable to go to school, were more educated and more intelligent than college professors.” Maya Angelou
  55. “Next in importance to freedom and justice is popular education, without which neither freedom nor justice can be permanently maintained.” James A Garfield
  56. “The object of teaching a child is to enable him to get along without his teacher.” Elbert Hubbard
  57. “Teachers who inspire realize there will always be rocks in the road ahead of us.”  Unknown
  58. “Our most basic common link is that we all inhabit this planet. We all breathe the same air. We all cherish our children’s future. And we are all mortal.” John F. Kennedy (JFK Quotes)
  59. “If you are planning for a year, sow rice; if you are planning for a decade, plant trees; if you are planning for a lifetime, educate people.” Chinese Proverb
  60. “What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to a human soul.” Joseph Addison
  61. “We need to understand that every time an elementary teacher captures the imagination of a child through the arts or music of language this nation gets a little stronger.” Richard Riley, former Secretary of Education
  62. “All the world is a laboratory for the inquiring mind.” Martin H. Fischer
  63. “They [rocks] will be stumbling blocks or stepping stones; it all depends on how we use them.” Unknown
  64. “Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or self-confidence.” Robert Frost
  65. “In teaching you cannot see the fruit of a days work. It is invisible and remains so, maybe for 20 years.” Jacques Barzun
  66. “A true teacher is one who, keeping the past alive, is also able to understand the present.” Confucius
  67. “Teaching is leaving a vestige of oneself in the development of another.” Eugene P. Bertin
  68. “The student is a bank where you can deposit your most precious treasures.” Eugene P. Bertin
  69. “A teacher is a compass that activates the magnets of curiosity, knowledge, and wisdom in the pupils.” Ever Garrison
  70. “We expect teachers to handle teen pregnancy, abuse, and failings of the family. Then we expect them to educate our children.” John Sculley
  71. “The important thing is not so much that every child should be taught, as that every child should be given the wish to learn.“ John Lubbock
  72. “A good teacher is like a candle – it consumes itself to light the the way for others.” Author Unknown
  73. “When you study great teachers… you will learn much more from their caring and hard work than from their style.” William Glasser
  74. “You learn something every day if you pay attention.” Ray LeBlond
  75. “Teachers who inspire know that teaching is like cultivating a garden.” Author Unknown
  76. “Those who educate children well are more to be honored than they who produce them; for these only gave them life, those the art of living well.” Aristotle
  77. “If you’re going to be thinking, you may as well think big.” Donald Trump
  78. “Vision is the art of seeing what is invisible to others.” Jonathan Swift
  79. “The giving of love is an education in itself.” Eleanor Roosevelt
  80. “Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.” Gail Godwin
  81. “I am indebted to my father for living, but to my teachers for living well.” Alexander the Great
  82. “You can’t stop a teacher when they want to do something. They just do it.” J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye
  83. “Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a lost tradition.” Jacques Barzun
  84. “He is rich or poor according to what he is, not according to what he has.” Henry Ward Beecher
  85. “The greatest good you can do for another is not just to share your riches but to reveal to him his own.” Benjamin Disraeli
  86. “Teachers appreciate being appreciated, for teacher appreciation is their highest award.” William Prince
  87. “Life is about using the whole box of crayons.” RuPaul
  88. “If a doctor, lawyer, or dentist had 40 people in his office at one time, all of whom had different needs, and some whom didn’t want to be there and were causing trouble, and the doctor, lawyer, or dentist, without assistance, had to treat them all with professional excellence for nine months, the he might have some conception of the classroom teacher’s job.” Donald D. Quinn
  89. “A teacher’s purpose is not to create students in his own image, but to develop students who can create their own image.” Author Unknown
  90. “We are all special cases.” Albert Camus
  91. “Teachers are expected to reach unattainable goals with inadequate tools. The miracle is that at times they accomplish this task.” Haim Ginott
  92. “Personal relationships are the fertile soil from which all advancement, all success, all achievement, in real life grows.” Ben Stein
  93. “Teacher appreciation makes the world of education go around.” Helen Peters
  94. “Mighty things from small beginnings grown.” John Dryden
  95. “I can live two months on a good compliment.” Mark Twain (Top Mark Twain Quotes)
  96. “Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.”  Plato
  97. “The hardest arithmetic to master is that which enables us to count our blessings.” Eric Hoffer

January Educator of the Day / January Jokes / January Hashtags

  1. “A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops.” Henry Brooks Adams (Top Education Quotes)
  2. “Education, then, beyond all other devices of human origin, is the great equalizer of the conditions of man.” Horace Mann (Horace Mann Quotes)
  3. “The function of education is to teach one to think intensively and to think critically. Intelligence plus character – that is the goal of true education.” Martin Luther King Jr. (Martin Luther King Jr. Quotes)
  4. “Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world.” Nelson Mandela (Nelson Mandela Quotes)
  5. “The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.” Aristotle
  6. “Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.” B. F. Skinner (Psychology Jokes)
  7. “Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.” Mahatma Gandhi (Gandhi Quotes)
  8. “Education is not preparation for life; education is life itself.” John Dewey
  9. “What a teacher is, is more important than what he teaches.” Karl Menninger
  10. “The best teachers teach from the heart, not from the book.” Unknown
  11. “Example isn’t another way to teach, it is the only way to teach.” Albert Einstein (Albert Einstein Quotes)
  12. “Better than a thousand days of diligent study is one day with a great teacher.” Japanese Proverb
  13. “Everybody can be great… because anybody can serve. You don’t have to have a college degree to serve.” Martin Luther King Jr. (Martin Luther King Jr. Quotes)
  14. “The time is always right to do the right thing.” Martin Luther King Jr. (Martin Luther King Jr. Quotes)
  15. “The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.” Martin Luther King Jr. Strength to Love (1963) (Martin Luther King Jr. Quotes)
  16. “Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.” Martin Luther King Jr. “Letter from Birmingham Jail,” 16 April 1963 (Martin Luther King Jr. Quotes)
  17. “Think, think, think.” A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh (Winnie the Pooh Quotes / Winnie the Pooh Jokes)
  18. “I am not a teacher, but an awakener.” Robert Frost
  19. “There is no friends as loyal as a book.” Ernest Hemingway
  20. “Education is not filling of a pail but the lighting of a fire.” William Butler Yeats
  21. “Every student can learn, just not on the same day, or the same way.” George Evans
  22. “Education’s purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one.” Malcolm Forbes
  23. “What we learn with pleasure we never forget.” Alfred Mercier
  24. “He who opens a school door, closes a prison.” Victor Hugo
  25. “The secret in education lies in respecting the student.” Ralph Waldo Emerson
  26. “Good teachers are costly, but bad teachers cost more.” Bob Talbert
  27. “The beautiful thing about learning is that no one can take it away from you.” B.B. King

February Lessons / February  Jokes / February Hashtags

  1. “What we want is to see the child in pursuit of knowledge, and not knowledge in pursuit of the child.” George Bernard Shaw
  2. “Act as if what you do makes a difference. It does.” William James
  3. “Education breeds confidence. Confidence breeds hope. Hope breeds peace.” Confucius
  4. “The more that you read, the more things you will know, the more that you learn, the more places you’ll go.” Dr. Seuss (Top 50 Dr. Seuss Quotes & Dr. Seuss Trivia)
  5. “Teaching is the greatest act of optimism.” Colleen Wilcox
  6. “I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.” Socrates
  7. “He who dares to teach must never cease to learn.” John Cotton Dana
  8. “Mama always said life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.” (Top Valentine’s Day Jokes & Top 365 Quotes for Mothers / National Chocolate Day Jokes)
  9. “Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.” Benjamin Franklin (Ben Franklin Quotes)
  10. “Teach the children so it will not be necessary to teach the adults.” Abraham Lincoln (Top Presidents Day Jokes)
  11. “It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company.” George Washington (Top George Washington Quotes)
  12. “And so, my fellow Americans: ask not what your country can do for you — ask what you can do for your country.” John F. Kennedy (JFK Quotes)
  13. “Don’t pray for an easy life, pray to be a stronger man.” John F. Kennedy (JFK Quotes)
  14. “Children are 1/3rd of our population and all of our future.” Select Panel for the Promotion of Child Health 1981
  15. “I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma.” Ertha Kitt
  16. “To teach is to learn twice.” Joseph Joubert
  17. “You can teach a student a lesson for a day; but if you can teach him to learn, he will continue the learning process.” Clay P. Bedford
  18. “A master can tell you what he expects of you. A teacher…awakens your own expectations.” Patricia Neal
  19. “The greatest sign of success for a teacher … is to be able to say, ‘The children are now working as if I did not exist’. ” Maria Montessori
  20. “The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery.” Mark Van Doren
  21. “The dream begins with a teacher who believes in you… who tugs and pushes and leads you to the next plateau.” Dan Rather
  22. “One looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our human feelings. The curriculum is so much necessary material, but warmth is the vital element for the growing plant and for the soul of a child.” Carl Jung (Top Psychology Jokes)

  1. “The dream begins with a teacher who believes in you… who tugs and pushes and leads you to the next plateau.” Dan Rather
  2. “We expect teachers to handle teen pregnancy, abuse, and failings of the family. Then we expect them to educate our children.” John Sculley
  3. “The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery.” Mark Van Doren
  4. “The important thing is not so much that every child should be taught, as that every child should be given the wish to learn.“ John Lubbock
  5. “A good teacher is like a candle – it consumes itself to light the the way for others.” Author Unknown
  6. “When you study great teachers… you will learn much more from their caring and hard work than from their style.” William Glasser
  7. “You learn something every day if you pay attention.” Ray LeBlond
  8. “Teachers who inspire know that teaching is like cultivating a garden.” Author Unknown
  9. “Those who educate children well are more to be honored than they who produce them; for these only gave them life, those the art of living well.” Aristotle
  10. “If you’re going to be thinking, you may as well think big.” Donald Trump
  11. “Vision is the art of seeing what is invisible to others.” Jonathan Swift
  12. “The giving of love is an education in itself.” Eleanor Roosevelt
  13. “Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.” Gail Godwin
  14. “I am indebted to my father for living, but to my teachers for living well.” Alexander the Great
  15. “You can’t stop a teacher when they want to do something. They just do it.” J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye
  16. “Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a lost tradition.” Jacques Barzun
  17. “He is rich or poor according to what he is, not according to what he has.” Henry Ward Beecher
  18. “The greatest good you can do for another is not just to share your riches but to reveal to him his own.” Benjamin Disraeli
  19. “Teachers appreciate being appreciated, for teacher appreciation is their highest award.” William Prince
  20. “Life is about using the whole box of crayons.” RuPaul
  21. “Every survival kit should include a sense of humor.” Author Unknown
  22. “It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer.” Albert Einstein (Top Albert Einstein Quotes)
  23. “The job of a teacher is to teach students to see the vitality in themselves.” Joseph Campbell
  24. “If a doctor, lawyer, or dentist had 40 people in his office at one time, all of whom had different needs, and some whom didn’t want to be there and were causing trouble, and the doctor, lawyer, or dentist, without assistance, had to treat them all with professional excellence for nine months, the he might have some conception of the classroom teacher’s job.” Donald D. Quinn
  25. “A teacher’s purpose is not to create students in his own image, but to develop students who can create their own image.” Author Unknown
  26. “We are all special cases.” Albert Camus
  27. “Teachers are expected to reach unattainable goals with inadequate tools. The miracle is that at times they accomplish this task.” Haim Ginott
  28. “Personal relationships are the fertile soil from which all advancement, all success, all achievement, in real life grows.” Ben Stein
  29. “Teacher appreciation makes the world of education go around.” Helen Peters
  30. “Mighty things from small beginnings grown.” John Dryden
  31. “I can live two months on a good compliment.” Mark Twain (Top Mark Twain Quotes)
  32. “Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.”  Plato
  33. “The hardest arithmetic to master is that which enables us to count our blessings.” Eric Hoffer

October Jokes for Teachers / Top 10 October Pages / September Hashtag of the Day / October Guest Blogs

July Jokes for Teachers

  1. “Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere.” Chinese Proverb
  2. “The object of teaching a child is to enable him to get along without his teacher.” Elbert Hubbard
  3. “Teachers who inspire realize there will always be rocks in the road ahead of us.”  Unknown
  4. “Good teachers are costly, but bad teachers cost more.” Bob Talbert
  5. “A master can tell you what he expects of you. A teacher, though, awakens your own expectation.” Chinese Proverb
  6. “What we want is to see the child in pursuit of knowledge, and not knowledge in pursuit of the child.” George Bernard Shaw
  7. “I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.” Socrates
  8. “Teach the children so it will not be necessary to teach the adults.” Abraham Lincoln
  9. “If you are planning for a year, sow rice; if you are planning for a decade, plant trees; if you are planning for a lifetime, educate people.” Chinese Proverb
  10. “Education breeds confidence. Confidence breeds hope. Hope breeds peace.” Confucius
  11. “What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to a human soul.” Joseph Addison
  12. “Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.” Benjamin Franklin (Ben Franklin Quotes)
  13. “He who dares to teach must never cease to learn.” John Cotton Dana
  14. “The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires.” William Arthur Ward
  15. “The greatest sign of success for a teacher … is to be able to say, ‘The children are now working as if I did not exist’. ” Maria Montessori
  16. “Children are 1/3rd of our population and all of our future.” Select Panel for the Promotion of Child Health 1981
  17. “I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma.” Ertha Kitt
  18. “To teach is to learn twice.” Joseph Joubert
  19. “Teaching should be full of ideas instead of stuffed with facts.” Author Unknown
  20. “We need to understand that every time an elementary teacher captures the imagination of a child through the arts or music of language this nation gets a little stronger.” Richard Riley, former Secretary of Education
  21. “All the world is a laboratory for the inquiring mind.” Martin H. Fischer
  22. “They [rocks] will be stumbling blocks or stepping stones; it all depends on how we use them.” Unknown
  23. “Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or self-confidence.” Robert Frost
  24. “In teaching you cannot see the fruit of a days work. It is invisible and remains so, maybe for 20 years.” Jacques Barzun
  25. “One looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our human feelings. The curriculum is so much necessary material, but warmth is the vital element for the growing plant and for the soul of a child.” Carl Jung
  26. “A true teacher is one who, keeping the past alive, is also able to understand the present.” Confucius
  27. “You can teach a student a lesson for a day; but if you can teach him to learn, he will continue the learning process.” Clay P. Bedford
  28. “A master can tell you what he expects of you. A teacher…awakens your own expectations.” Patricia Neal
  29. “Teaching is leaving a vestige of oneself in the development of another.” Eugene P. Bertin
  30. “The student is a bank where you can deposit your most precious treasures.” Eugene P. Bertin
  31. “A teacher is a compass that activates the magnets of curiosity, knowledge, and wisdom in the pupils.” Ever Garrison

August Jokes for Teachers

  1. “A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step” Chinese proverb
  2. “A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops.” Henry Brooks Adams
  3. “Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.” B. F. Skinner
  4. “Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world.” Nelson Mandela (Nelson Mandela Quotes)
  5. “The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.” Aristotle
  6. “Education, then, beyond all other devices of human origin, is the great equalizer of the conditions of man.” Horace Mann (Horace Mann Quotes)
  7. “The more that you read, the more things you will know, the more that you learn, the more places you’ll go.” Dr. Seuss (Dr. Seuss Quotes)
  8. “Tell me and I forget, teach me and I may remember, involve me and I learn.” Benjamin Franklin
  9. “Better than a thousand days of diligent study is one day with a great teacher.” Japanese Proverb
  10. “Education is not preparation for life; education is life itself.” John Dewey
  11. “What we learn with pleasure we never forget.” Alfred Mercier
  12. “Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.” Mahatma Gandhi (Gandhi Quotes)
  13. “I am not a teacher, but an awakener.” Robert Frost
  14. “There is no friend as loyal as a book.” Ernest Hemingway
  15. “The secret in education lies in respecting the student.” Ralph Waldo Emerson
  16. “Education is not filling of a pail but the lighting of a fire.” William Butler Yeats
  17. “What a teacher is, is more important than what he teaches.” Karl Menninger
  18. “The best teachers teach from the heart, not from the book.” Unknown“Every student can learn, just not on the same day, or the same way.” George Evans
  19. “It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.” Aristotle
  20. “The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.”  Mark Twain (Top Mark Twain Quotes)
  21. “Education is a better safeguard of liberty than a standing army.” Edward Everett
  22. “Man’s mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions.” Oliver Wendell Holmes
  23. “Education’s purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one.” Malcolm Forbes
  24. “The only person who is educated is the one who has learned how to learn and change.” Carl Rogers
  25. “Education is the key to unlock the golden door of freedom.” George Washington Carver
  26. “My mother said I must always be intolerant of ignorance but understanding of illiteracy. That some people, unable to go to school, were more educated and more intelligent than college professors.” Maya Angelou
  27. “The beautiful thing about learning is that no one can take it away from you.” B.B. King
  28. “Next in importance to freedom and justice is popular education, without which neither freedom nor justice can be permanently maintained.” James A. Garfield
  29. “The direction in which education starts a man will determine his future life.” Plato
  30. “The function of education is to teach one to think intensively and to think critically. Intelligence plus character – that is the goal of true education.” Martin Luther King Jr. (Top 50 Martin Luther King Jr. Quotes)
  31. “Act as if what you do makes a difference. It does.” William James

September Jokes for Teachers

  1. “Never underestimate a public school teacher.” Tim Walz
  2. “Teaching should be full of ideas instead of stuffed with facts.” Author Unknown
  3. “It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer.” Albert Einstein (Top Albert Einstein Quotes)
  4. “A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.” Thomas Carruthers
  5. “He who opens a school door, closes a prison.” Victor Hugo
  6. “Teaching is the greatest act of optimism.” Colleen Wilcox
  7. “Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere.” Chinese Proverb
  8. “Good teachers are costly, but bad teachers cost more.” Bob Talbert
  9. “I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.” Socrates
  10. “Education breeds confidence. Confidence breeds hope. Hope breeds peace.” Confucius
  11. “He who dares to teach must never cease to learn.” John Cotton Dana
  12. “The greatest sign of success for a teacher … is to be able to say, ‘The children are now working as if I did not exist’.” Maria Montessori
  13. “Children are 1/3rd of our population and all of our future.” Select Panel for the Promotion of Child Health 1981
  14. “The dream begins with a teacher who believes in you… who tugs and pushes and leads you to the next plateau.” Dan Rather
  15. “Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.” Martin Luther King Jr. “Letter from Birmingham Jail,” 16 April 1963 (Martin Luther King Jr. Quotes)
  16. “The time is always right to do the right thing.” Martin Luther King Jr. (Martin Luther King Jr. Quotes)
  17. “If you are planning for a year, sow rice; if you are planning for a decade, plant trees; if you are planning for a lifetime, educate people.” Chinese Proverb
  18. “The job of a teacher is to teach students to see the vitality in themselves.” Joseph Campbell
  19. “The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires.” William Arthur Ward
  20. “The object of teaching a child is to enable him to get along without his teacher.” Elbert Hubbard
  21. “Teachers who inspire realize there will always be rocks in the road ahead of us.”  Unknown
  22. “A master can tell you what he expects of you. A teacher, though, awakens your own expectation.” Chinese Proverb
  23. “What we want is to see the child in pursuit of knowledge, and not knowledge in pursuit of the child.” George Bernard Shaw
  24. “What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to a human soul.” Joseph Addison
  25. “Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.” Benjamin Franklin
  26. “I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma.” Ertha Kitt
  27. “To teach is to learn twice.” Joseph Joubert
  28. “We need to understand that every time an elementary teacher captures the imagination of a child through the arts or music of language this nation gets a little stronger.” Richard Riley, former Secretary of Education
  29. “All the world is a laboratory for the inquiring mind.” Martin H. Fischer

October Jokes for Teachers / October Guest Blogs

  1. “Education of the mind without education of the heart is no education at all.” Aristotle
  2. “Education is not preparation for life; education is life itself.” John Dewey, the great American philosopher
  3. “Individual commitment to a group effort – that is what makes a team work.” Vince Lombardi
  4. “Example isn’t another way to teach, it is the only way to teach.” Albert Einstein (Albert Einstein Quotes)
  5. “I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.” Mark Twain (Mark Twain Quotes)
  6. “A master can tell you what he expects of you. A teacher, though, awakens your own expectation.” Chinese Proverb
  7. “What we want is to see the child in pursuit of knowledge, and not knowledge in pursuit of the child.” George Bernard Shaw
  8. “I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.” Socrates
  9. “Teach the children so it will not be necessary to teach the adults.” Abraham Lincoln
  10. “If you are planning for a year, sow rice; if you are planning for a decade, plant trees; if you are planning for a lifetime, educate people.” Chinese Proverb
  11. “Education breeds confidence. Confidence breeds hope. Hope breeds peace.” Confucius