(Dinosaur Jokes)
More Dinosaur Jokes
- What’s the dentist’s favorite kind of dinosaur?… A floss-iraptor. (Dentist Jokes)
- The only dinosaur that didn’t do any kind of physical labor is mybackisaur.
- What do you call a dinosaur who loves February 29th?… A leap-a-saurus!
- What’s the difference between a dinosaur and a British king?… One is a T-rex, the other is a tea rex. (Dinosaur Jokes & Tea Jokes)
- What is dentists’ favorite dinosaur… Flossosaurus. (Dentist Jokes)
- A dragon would never explode… But a dino might. (Fireworks Jokes & Top 50 Coronation Jokes)
- What’s a tree’s favorite dinosaur?… The Tree-Rex. (Tree Jokes)
- Where do you put Giraffes that don’t feel good?… Giraffe-Sick Park. (Giraffe Jokes)
- What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?… a thesaurus. (Grammar Jokes)
- What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur ?… Jurassic Pork! (Bacon Jokes)
- What is a dinosaur’s least favorite reindeer?… Comet.
- What’s the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?… Prontosaurus. (Summer Olympic Jokes)
- What do you call a dinosaur that’s a noisy sleeper?… A Bronto-snorus.
- What dinosaur knows the most synonyms?… A Thesaurus. (Grammar Jokes & Dinosaur Jokes)
- What do you call a Triceratops who scores his first goal?… Dino- score!
- Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum?… Because they can’t afford new ones!
- What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident?… Tyrannasaurus wreck!
- How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?… Tea Rex?
- What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business?… Try Sara’s Tops
- What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have?… Baby Dinosaurs.
- Who makes dinosaur clothes?… dino-sewer.
- Why did the dinosaur cross the road ?… The chicken hadn’t evolved yet!
- Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay?… Anywhere he wants to.
- What do you call a dinosaur that eats it’s vegetables?… A.brocileasoarus
- Which dinosaur slept all day ?… The dino-snore!
- You think dinosaurs are scary?… Imagine dragons! (Dragon Jokes)
- What would you call Spiderman if he was Dinosaur man instead?… Jurassic Parker. (Spiderman Jokes for Kids)
- What do you call a dinosaur that’s sleeping?… A dino-snore! (Dinosaur Jokes & Napping Jokes)
- What do you call a bacon wrapped dinosaur?… Jurrasic Pork. (Bacon Jokes)
- What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks?… Dino-mite! (Dinosaur Jokes & Fireworks Jokes)
- TIL that dinosaurs used hot springs to take baths… But as time advanced they moved onto meteor showers. (Astronomy Jokes & Spring Jokes)
