Cupcake Jokes for Kids

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  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes about cupcakes.
  2. What does the best hockey team get for their end-of-season party?… Stanley Cupcakes. (Hockey Jokes)
  3. Do you know what cupcakes & a baseball team have in common?… They both count on the batter! (Baseball Jokes & Softball Jokes)
  4. What was the luge athlete’s favorite part of their cupcake?… The icing! (Luge Jokes)
  5. What is the #1 cupcake for a snow day?… The ones with thick icing! (Snow Day Jokes)
  6. Where do bakers go on vacation?… Orlandough, Florida. (Florida Jokes)
  7. What does Frosty the Snowman like on his cupcakes?… Icing! (Frosty the Snowman Jokes)
  8. What did the pig say when somebody told him he was making cupcakes all wrong?… Listen, I’ve been bacon my whole life. (Bacon Jokes & Pig Jokes)
  9. What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy cupcake?… “What’s eating you?” (Ice Cream Jokes)
  10. What’s the difference between a baseball cupcake and a baseball muffin… The batter. (Baseball Jokes & Softball Jokes)
  11. Why did the burglar break into the bakery?… Because he heard the cupcakes were rich. (Police Jokes)
  12. Why didn’t the cupcake talk to the croissant?… Because he had muffin to say.
  13. What do you call an island populated entirely by cupcakes?… Desserted. (Geography Jokes)
  14. I became a baker, but it wasn’t a cakewalk, and I couldn’t make enough dough. They fired me after I left a cake out in the rain. (Labor Day Jokes & Cake Jokes)
  15. Today I ate a cupcake without sprinkles… Diets are really hard.
  16. Why is Gandalf’s cupcake shop so successful?… Because he has a magical staff. (Lord of the Rings Jokes)
  17. Why is Harry Potter’s cupcake shop so successful?… Because he has a magical staff. (Harry Potter Jokes)
  18. Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his cupcake?… Cause he was stuffed. (Bear Jokes)
  19. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about cupcakes?
  20. I was walking home late one night when I saw dozens of giant cupcakes and pies everywhere. It was kind of scary… The streets were oddly desserted. (Pie Jokes & Walking Jokes)
  21. Why did the cupcake go to the doctor’s office?… It was feeling crumby. (Doctor Jokes)
  22. Two cupcakes are in the oven together cooking and one of them says “If we don’t get out of here alive, I love you man.” The other cupcake says “Oh my gosh… A talking cupcake!”
  23. What did the cupcake say to the fork?… You want a piece of me? (Boxing Jokes)
  24. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good cupcake knock-knock joke?
  25. Why didn’t the cupcake talk to the croissant?… Because he had muffin to say. (Croissant Jokes)
  26. What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy cupcake?… “What’s eating you?” (Ice Cream Jokes)
  27. What do you call a pessimistic cupcake?… A Little Debbie downer.
  28. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good cupcake knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  29. I told my chef wife that if she were to leave me… please leave me one of your incredible cupcakes. She replied…”I won’t dessert you.” (Marriage Jokes)
  30. Why did the man put the cupcake in the freezer?…  Because his wife told him to ice it! (Marriage Jokes)
  31. Why do we put candles on top of a cupcake?… Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom! (Candle Jokes & Birthday Jokes)
  32. Why did the birthday cupcake go to the doctor?… Because it was feeling crumby! (Birthday Jokes)
  33. What do chickens serve at birthday parties?… Coop-cakes! (Egg Jokes for Kids)
  34. Pick-up Line: Hey girl, put down that cupcake, you’re already too sweet. (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  35. Americans always have something to complain about, then suddenly they’ll move on. Remember when people were up in arms about cupcakes, bathrooms, statues, police, riots, clean water? So when you think this “Wall” thing will last forever, just remember… People will eventually get over it. (Election Jokes)
  36. Cake walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a while he notices everyone’s been staring at him since he walked in the door. He asks the barman, “what’s everyone’s problem?” The barman says, “If I were you I’d get out if here… Looks to me like everyone wants a piece of you!” “That’s nothing mate”, replies the cake, “I’ve taken on hundreds and thousands before, these guys would be a piece of cake. Their half baked attempts wouldn’t get a rise out of me. I’m no cupcake, and they’ll be in tiers after I batter those fruitcakes. I think it’s a trifle rude that you’re making cake puns while I’m still here. Call the cops if you like, it’ll be the icing on the cake, I’ve been in custardy before, that’s just the way the cookie crumbles. Just let me finish my drink, I’ll be scone before you know it.” “I’m sorry”, says the barman, “Thanks for pudding up with me.” (Beer Jokes)
  37. What did one cupcake say to the other?… Absolutely muffin.
  38. What did the wife cupcake say when her husband asked what’s wrong?… Shrugs shoulders whilst turning head up and to the right “muffin'” (Marriage Jokes)
  39. In a bakery: Man to the shop assistant: “I’ll have that thing there, please.” Shop assistant: “Cupcake?” Man: “OK, Cupcake, I’ll have that thing there, please.”
  40. I’m sleepier then a cupcake stand. They are tiered… sorry, this joke has too many layers.
  41. What do you call a three hundred pound dad who’s one cupcake away from exploding?… Pops. (Dad Jokes)
  42. Cupcake Pun: Some only dream of cupcakes—others bake it happen. (Napping Jokes)
  43. Cupcake Pun: Cupcakes are good for muffin.
  44. Cupcake Pun: I am so baked right now.
  45. Cupcake Pun: What’s up, cupcake?… Muffin much.
  46. Cupcake Pun: Cupcakes are just muffins that believe in miracles.
  47. Cupcake Pun: You bake me crazy.
  48. Cupcake Pun: Go ahead—bake my day.
  49. Cupcake Pun: Life is what you bake it.
  50. Cupcake Pun: Life is good—bake the most of it.
  51. Cupcake Pun: I’m just a cupcake in search of a studmuffin.
  52. What do you call your dad when he is one cupcake away from exploding?… Pops.
  53. What’s the difference between a baseball cupcake and a baseball muffin… The batter.
  54. What do you call a pessimistic cupcake? A Little Debbie downer.
  55. Why was the cupcake so scared of the oven? Because the oven threatened to get him baked.
  56. Why didn’t the cupcake talk to the croissant? Because he had muffin to say.
  57. What do you call an island populated entirely by cupcakes? Desserted
  58. Where do bakers go on vacation? Orlandough, Florida.
  59. What does Frosty the Snowman like on his cupcakes? Icing!
  60. What is the #1 cupcake for a snow day? The ones with thick icing!
  61. What did the pig say when somebody told him he was making cupcakes all wrong? Listen, I’ve been bacon my whole life.
  62. What did the ice cream say to the unhappy cupcake? “What’s eating you?”
  63. Why did the burglar break into the bakery? Because he heard the cupcakes were rich.
  64. Why did the man put the cupcake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
  65. Why did the cupcake go to the doctor’s office? It was feeling crumby.
  66. Why do we put candles on top of a cupcake? Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
  67. What did the cupcake say to the fork? You want a piece of me?
  68. What kind of cup doesn’t hold water? Cupcake.
  69. What did one cupcake say to the other? Absolutely muffin.
  70. What do chickens serve at birthday parties? Coop-cakes!
  71. Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his cupcake? Cause he was stuffed.
  72. A student saw a little girl in the park selling cupcakes so he purchased one and as he took a bite, he asked her,” Don’t you ever get tempted to take one of them?” She looked at him in shock, “No! That would be stealing. I only lick them and put them right back.”
  73. A brother and sister walk into a pastry shop. The brother whispers to the sister “Look look.” He grabs three cupcakes and sticks them in his pocket The sister is shocked “What are you doing? That’s theft! Just watch and learn.” The sister calls the baker “Listen, if you give me a cupcake, I’ll show you an amazing magic trick”, Intrigued, the clerk hands her a cupcake The sister immediately eats it. “Now give me another” and gobbles it down “Another!” and eats that one as well The baker, angered, asks “So what’s the magic trick !?” To which the sister replies: “Check his pocket!”
  74. Today I ate a cupcake without sprinkles. Diets are really hard.
  75. Knock, knock… Who’s there? Noah. Noah, who? Noah good joke about cupcakes?
  76. How to make Emo CupcakesWhat You’ll need: Cupcake Tray An oven Milk Butter Eggs Flour Sugar We’re Going Down Swingin’
  77. What did the wife cupcake say when her husband asked what was wrong? He shrugged shoulders while turning head up and to the right and said: “muffin’”.
  78. I was walking home late one night when I saw dozens of giant cupcakes and pies everywhere. It was kind of scary. The streets were oddly desserted.
  79. There were two cupcakes inside an oven. One turns to the other and says: Man, it’s really hot in here. The other cupcake screamed: “HELP!!! A TALKING CUPCAKE!”
  80. Knock Knock Who’s there? June. June who? June know how to tell a good cupcake knock-knock joke?
  81. I told my baker wife that if she were to leave me, give me one of her incredible cupcakes. She replied: “I won’t dessert you.?
  82. Want to lose weight with cupcakes? Simply weigh yourself while holding 50 cupcakes, put the cupcakes down and weigh yourself again!