Computer Jokes for Kids

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(Computer Jokes)

  1. Why was the robot couple’s anniversary in the fall?… They were autumn mated. (Computer Jokes & Marriage Jokes)
  2. What’s Forrest Gump’s Password?… 1Forrest1. (Forrest Gump Jokes)
  3. A computer scientist was once offered the opportunity to feed a shark… He turned it down, because he did not want to RISC losing his ARM. (Shark Jokes)
  4. Why did the computer crash on a leap year?… It couldn’t handle the extra calculations!
  5. The only traffic I plan to encounter this Memorial Day weekend is on the internet. (Memorial Day Jokes)
  6. What does a grandmother and a website have in common?… You can’t deny the cookies.
  7. Why did the computer programmer take the day off on Labor Day?… Because he needed a byte to eat! (Labor Day Jokes)
  8. How do computer programmers make extra money in the summer?… They take on part-time jobs helping campers get rid of bugs.
  9. What Marvel Superhero is the best at HTML?… Spiderman. (Spiderman Jokes)
  10. What do you call a mechanical man paddling a canoe?… A Rowbot. (Canoe Jokes) 
  11. This heat wave is so hot… my computer froze. (Heat Wave Jokes)
  12. How much space do these Memorial Day jokes require?… A Gigglebyte. (Memorial Day Jokes)
  13. What job did Spider Man apply for on Indeed?… Web developer. (Spiderman Jokes & Computer Jokes)
  14. Why did the computer go to the dentist?… Because it had Bluetooth. (Dentist Jokes)
  15. How do campfires access the internet at summer camp?… They log in. (Tree Jokes)
  16. What’s an elephant’s favorite font to use?… Ella font. (Elephant Jokes)
  17. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a computer?… A 2 ton know-it-all.
  18. I tried to start an online bakery… But I accidentally deleted all my cookies. (Labor Day Jokes & Computer Jokes)
  19. What do a shark and a computer have in common?… They both have megabites!
  20. How do wizards read PDFs?… With a Dobby. (Computer Jokes & Elf Jokes)
  21. What would Harry Potter be if he didn’t when to Hogwarts?… A python programmer.
  22. How do wizards read PDFs?… With a Dobby. (Computer Jokes & Elf Jokes)
  23. What program do you use to edit your photos?… A Dobby Photoshop.
  24. Why was Harry Potter such a good computer programmer?… Because he spoke python. (Computer Jokes & Snake Jokes)
  25. Why does the infectious disease ward at the hospital have the fastest Wi-Fi?… Because it has all the hot spots. (Nurse Jokes)
  26. Why do Minions spend so much time on the internet?… Because they love Gru-gle searches.
  27. What do you call a bee that lives in America?… USB. (Top 50 State Jokes & Computer Jokes)
  28. Why didn’t the lousy lacrosse team have a website?… They couldn’t string three W’s together.
  29. Why would computers do good golfing at the Masters?… Because they have hard drives. (Masters Golf Jokes)
  30. If Mac users care more about the environment more than Windows users, then why do Macs have a trash can and Windows has a recycling bin? (Environment Jokes)
  31. Why do programmers wear sunglasses?… Because they can’t C#.
  32. What do Jedi use to view PDF files?… Adobe Wan Kenobi.
  33. Why was the computer cold in class?… It left its Windows open.
  34. Why are penguins so good at using the internet?… Because they have web feet!
  35. What job did Spider Man apply for on Indeed?… Web developer.
  36. What did the dentist say to the computer?… This won’t hurt a byte.
  37. If Wonder Woman and Spiderman went into business together… Would they call it Amazon Web Services? (Spiderman Jokes)
  38. I created a robot that serves me pumpkin spice lattes… Naturally, I coded in BASIC. (Pumpkin Jokes)
  39. I want to make a joke about Hurricane Henri…  But I am scared my inbox will be flooded. (Hurricane Jokes)
  40. Why was the tennis club’s website down?… They had problems with their server. (Tennis Jokes)
  41. Son: Why is a computer so smart?… Mom: It listens to its motherboard. (Mother’s Day Jokes)
  42. New Years Resolution Programmers are always grumpy on January 1st – they turn on their monitor and the screen has the same number of pixels even though they keep hearing about the New Year’s Resolution. (January Jokes & New Year’s Day Jokes)
  43. Where do you find Google in January?… In the winternet. (Computer Jokes & Winter Jokes)
  44. Did you hear about the basketball team that doesn’t have a website?… They can’t string three “Ws” together. (March Madness Jokes)
  45. This January I will only be watching videos on 1080p… It’s my new years resolution. (January Jokes & New Year’s Day Jokes)
  46. Why is it so easy to track Santa on Christmas Eve?… Because he always accepts cookies. (Christmas Eve Jokes & Cookie Jokes)
  47. Why is bad code also referred to as ‘spaghetti code’?… Because it was written by IT-aliens.
  48. What do you get if you cross an iPad with a Christmas tree?… A pineapple! (Christmas Tree Jokes)
  49. Where does Frosty the Snowman get the weather report?… The Winternet. (Winter Jokes & Frosty the Snowman Jokes)
  50. Why did the spider take swimming lessons?… He wanted to surf the Web. (Spider Jokes / Spiderman Jokes / Surfing Jokes / (Swimming Jokes)
  51. What do you get if you cross an iPad with a Christmas tree?… A pineapple! (Hawaii Jokes & Christmas Tree Jokes)
  52. What do the chocolate chip cookie and the computer have in common?… They both have chips. (Chocolate Chip Cookie Jokes)
  53. I’m going to spend a thousand dollars for a computer on Black Friday. It’s going to be grand. (Black Friday Jokes)
  54. What do you get when you cross a hamburger with a computer?… A big mac! (Hamburger Jokes for Kids)
  55. How do trees get onto the internet?… Easy, they just LOG on. (Arbor Day Jokes & Tree Jokes)
  56. Why did the middle school computer go to the doctors?…It had a virus. (Middle School Jokes)
  57. I hide photos on my computer of meI hide photos on my computer of me petting animals at the zoo in a file named Fireworks and vacuums so my dog won’t find them. (Fireworks Jokes & Dog Jokes)
  58. What do Jedi use to view PDF files?… Adobe Wan Kenobi. (Star Wars Jokes)
  59. Why did the robot go on summer vacation?… He needed to recharge his batteries. (Summer Jokes for Kids)
  60. Where’s Spiderman’s home page?… On the world wide web. (Spiderman Jokes for Kids)
  61. Why couldn’t the elephant use the computer?… He was afraid of the mouse. (Elephant Jokes for Kids & Computer Jokes for Kids)
  62. What was the horse looking for on Black Friday?… A Macintosh. (Horse Jokes)
  63. What does your school computer do for lunch?… Has a byte!
  64. What did the turkey say to the computer?…“Google, google, google.” (Turkey Jokes)
  65. How do data march?… In formation. (March Jokes)
  66. What was the nerd shark’s favorite programming language?… Jaw-va. (Shark Jokes)
  67. What kind of computer was most loved by worms?… The Macintosh. (Worm Jokes)
  68. What do you call an egg who is on the computer too much?… An “Egg Head.” (Egg Jokes for Kids)
  69. What kind of computer does a worm have?… A Macintosh. (Worm Jokes)
  70. Why didn’t the lousy hockey team have a website?… They couldn’t string three W’s together. (Hockey Jokes)
  71. Why did the robot go on summer camp?… He needed to recharge his batteries. (Summer Camp Jokes)
  72. What do you get when you cross a cheeseburger with a computer?… A big mac! (Cheeseburger Jokes for Kids)
  73. How did Spider-Man learn how to make his spider-suit?… The World Wide Web. (Spiderman Jokes for Kids)
  74. What eats laptops?… Computer worms. (Worm Jokes)
  75. Why did the computer scientist skip prom?… They couldn’t find a date who matched their byte!