Colorado Jokes for Kids

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More Colorado Jokes….

  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Colorado jokes.
  2. My friend and I were hiking. Me: “That’s a huge rock over there!” Him: “Boulder.” Me: “THAT’S A HUGE ROCK OVER THERE.” (Hiking Jokes)
  3. I was walking around a Denver suburb and asked the shop owner, “What is the name of this town?” “Boulder,” he told me. So I stuck out my chest and shouted, “WHAT IS THE NAME OF THIS TOWN?!” (Travel Guest Blogs & Walking Jokes)
  4. What is the #1 vacation spot for crayons?… Color-ado. (Crayon Jokes)
  5. What did the snow say to the Rocky Mountains?… I’ve got you covered. (Hiking Jokes & Top 10 Jokes for Each State)
  6. Indiana Jones competes in a Colorado Track and Field event?… the 100m Boulder Dash. (Track and Field Jokes & Indiana Jones Jokes)
  7. Colorado is hosting a party for all the states. Hawaii says, “be there or be square!” Unfortunately, Colorado and Wyoming didn’t attend. (Hawaii Jokes / Wyoming Jokes / Geometry Jokes for Teachers)
  8. I had one colorblind friend who just couldn’t read Colorado… Every time it was ado for him. (Grammar Jokes & Crayon Jokes)
  9. What did the puny rock say to the big muscle rock?… I wish I were boulder!
  10. Tom Brady originally offered that Chevy Colorado to Pete Carroll… …however, Carroll said “I’ll pass.” (Super Bowl Jokes)
  11. Colorado, where the elevation is usually a bigger number than the town’s population. (Hiking Jokes)
  12. Colorado: If You Don’t Ski, Don’t Bother! (Skiing Jokes)
  13. A man dies at the Arizona, Colorado, New Mexico, and Utah border… He had to have four coroners. (Cemetery Jokes & Top 10 Jokes for Each State)
  14. Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” Colorado Resident: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.” (Labor Day Jokes & Travel Blogs)
  15. A woman from Colorado who fell in love with the DJ from her first wedding day has married him five years later… she originally asked him three years ago, but he said he wasn’t taking requests just then. (Marriage Jokes)
  16. What did Colorado see?… The same thing Arkansas. (Top 50 State Jokes)
  17. In the news, Colorado had it’s first remote trial via zoom… It looks like things will be settled out of court. (Lawyer Jokes)
  18. What is a Colorado clouds favorite drink?… Mountain Dew. (Hiking Jokes & Skiing Jokes)
  19. What do you get when you combine someone from Colorado and someone from Idaho?… A Baked Potato. (Idaho Jokes & Potato Jokes)
  20. A retired Colorado man was jailed for refusing to nap… he was resisting a rest. (Napping Jokes)
  21. No, really. I’ve been holding my breath for someone in Colorado to use their turn signal… I haven’t breathed since 2005. (Car Jokes)
  22. A Colorado man was arrested for stealing a truck filled with $56,000 worth of Campbell’s soup…. I, for one, hope this guy goes away for ‘Mmm, mmm, good!’
  23. Why won’t any of Colorado’s bicycles stand up by themselves?… They are two tired. (Bike Jokes)
  24. Why can’t Mount Elbert and Mount Massive play hide and seek?… Because they like to peak. (Oregon Jokes & Ghost Jokes)
  25. What runs but never goes out of breath?… The Colorado River!
  26. Did you hear the joke about Mount Evans?… You won’t get over it. (Hiking Jokes & Colorado Mountains)
  27. What is the tallest building in?… Colorado Public Library of course, it has the most stories! (Library Jokes)
  28. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Colorado? 
  29. Tourist: “Lived in this town all your life?” Colorado Resident: “No, not yet.”
  30. What do you get when you cross a Colorado Rockies mountain climber and a mosquito?… Nothing! You know you can’t cross a scalar and a vector. (Top Math Jokes of All-Time). 
  31. It’s really tough being a color blind person from Colorado… The only thing I see is “ado.” (Crayon Jokes)
  32. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Colorado knock-knock joke?
  33. What has a mouth but can’t eat?… The Colorado River!
  34. Did you guys hear about that girl they found murdered in Colorado?… They found her covered in milk with cheerios still in her mouth… They think it was a cereal killer. (Cereal Jokes)
  35. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Colorado knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  36. What did Colorado see?… the same thing Arkansas.
  37. Why did the Colorado teacher jump into the lake?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  38. Where do fish keep their money?… In The Rio Grande banks.
  39. Can you name the capital of Colorado?… “C”
  40. What did Grand Lake say to the shore?… Nothing, it waved. (15 Best Lakes in Colorado)
  41. What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The Colorado Turnpike!
  42. Where do a fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of the Colorado River. (Ten Longest Rivers in Colorado)
  43. If a plane crashed on the borders of Colorado and Nebraska where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  44. Teacher: Where were you born? Student: Colorado. Teacher: Which part? Student: What do you mean, ‘which part’? My whole body was born in Colorado! (Teacher Jokes)
  45. A cowboy and his blind horse: A man is casually crossing the Colorado plains when his horse died all of the sudden. The nearest town was three days walk. So, he started to walk. 3 days later he ends up in this quiet ‘ol town but nobody had a horse for sale. So he commenced to walking to the closest town which was a two days journey. Unfortunately, nobody in that town had a horse for sale, however, he did come across this stable where the fellow runnin’ it mentioned his brother in a nearby Town had a horse for sale. He commenced to walk to this next town and 2 DAYS LATER found the guy’s brother. “I talked to your brother two days walk from here and he says you might have a horse to sell me.” “Yes I do have a horse for sale,” He replied, “But he don’t look so good.” “I don’t care. I’ll take him anyways. I’ve been walking for damn near a week now. I’m tired and I need a horse.” So he gets on the horse and the horse takes off and bumps into a tree and stops. “Heyyy, something’s wrong with this horse. I think he’s blind. YOU SOLD ME A BLIND HORSE MISTER!” “I told you Sir, THE HORSE DON’T LOOK SO GOOD!”
  46. What do you call the 2014 event between two cities that legalized marijuana?… The Super Bowl.
  47. Where do Colorado elementary school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Elementary School Jokes)
  48. Where do Colorado middle school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Middle School Jokes)
  49. My friend lives in Colorado and wanted to start growing weed on his cow farm. I told him it wasn’t a good idea… The steaks would be too high. (Cow Jokes)
  50. What do you call a dance party in Colorado?… Shake ‘n Bake. (Chicken Jokes)
  51. Divorced couples in Colorado are having trouble deciding who gets the Marijuana… The judges have started issuing joint custody. (Divorce Jokes)
  52. With all the tax dollars weed sales in Colorado is raising for education… Those schools are going to be dope.