Christmas Tree Jokes

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Did you hear the joke about the Christmas Tree?… It is really sappy!
My Dad was a Christmas tree salesman…. Before he started work he always got himself spruced up. (Labor Day Jokes & Christmas Tree Jokes)
What month do Christmas trees hate most?… Sep-timber! (September Jokes)
Who is a Christmas tree’s favorite rock band?… Spruce Springsteen & the Tree Street Band. (Christmas Tree Jokes & Music Jo kes)
What was Santa’s favorite subject at school?… Chemist-tree. (Christmas Tree Jokes)
How does the Grinch measure Christmas trees?… In grinches. (Grinch Jokes)
What did one Christmas tree decoration say to the other?… Let’s hang out! (Christmas Jokes)
How did the Christmas tree get in trouble?… It was knotty.
Who is a Christmas tree’s favorite rock singer?… Spruce Springsteen. (Christmas Tree Jokes & Music Jo kes)
Why does a fully decorated Christmas tree weigh less than a non decorated one?… Because it’s lighter.
What is a basketball player’s favorite Christmas song?… “Oh Christmas Three, Oh Christmas Three!” (Christmas Tree Jokes & Music Jokes)
How did the two rival Christmas trees get along?… They signed a peace tree-ty. (World Geography Jokes)
Why do Christmas trees have trouble sewing?… They can’t stop dropping their needles! (Tree Jokes)
What did Luke Skywalker say after he planted a Christmas tree farm?… May the forest be with you! (May the 4th Be With You Jokes)
What’s another name for an artificial Christmas tree?… Faux fir. (Tree Jokes)
Where would you find a Christmas tree?… Between a Christmas two and a Christmas four! (Math Jokes for Kids)
What is a Christmas tree’s favorite candy?… Ornamints. (Candy Jokes & Christmas Jokes)
What do you get when you eat Christmas ornaments?… Tinsel-itis! (Doctor Jokes)
What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament?… “Aren’t you tired of hanging around?” (Christmas Tree Jokes)
What do reindeer use to decorate their Christmas trees?… Horn-aments.
Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?… It needed to be trimmed. (Barber Jokes & Christmas Tree Jokes)
Which former president planted the most Christmas trees?… Wood-row Wilson! (Presidents’ Day Jokes & Election Jokes)
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Dishes… Dishes who?… Dish is a nice place to put a Christmas tree. (Christmas Knock Knock Jokes)
Why are Christmas trees such bad knitters?… They are always dropping their needles. (Christmas Tree Jokes)
Did you hear the joke about the Christmas Tree Farm?… It is really sappy!
Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past?… Because the present’s beneath them.
A book never written: “How to Decorate a Tree” by Orna Ment. (Book Jokes)
What happens to Christmas trees on Valentine’s Day?… They get all sappy. (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
What do a Christmas tree an out-going president have in common?… Both will be out in January. (January Jokes & Inauguration Jokes)
Why did the Christmas tree get in trouble with the umpire?… Too much pine tar on his bat. (Baseball Jokes)
How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas?… He was hooked on trees his whole life.
What did one Christmas tree say to the other Christmas tree?… “I wish Christmas would last forever because there would be no Sep-timber!” (September Jokes & Christmas Tree Jokes)
What was the Christmas tree’s favorite thing about Star Trek?… The Captain’s log. (Star Trek Jokes)
What do you get if you cross an iPad with a Christmas tree?… A pineapple! (Hawaii Jokes & Computer Jokes)
What was the Christmas tree’s favorite shape?… A treeangle. (Geometry Jokes & Pi Day Jokes)
Why are Christmas trees more noticeable on Christmas?… They have more presence.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?… Frostbite. (Snowman Jokes & Dog Jokes)
Why do Christmas trees make such wonderful pets?… They have a great bark, but wooden bite. (Dog Jokes)
Why did the Christmas tree go to decorating school?… So it could spruce up the forest. (180 School Jokes)
How can Christmas trees grow so big?… When they get enough rein, deer. (Reindeer Jokes)
How do Christmas trees get their email?… They log-on.
How did the two rival Christmas trees get along?… They signed a peace tree-ty. (World Geography Jokes)
How can you get down from a Christmas tree?… You can’t… down comes from ducks.
Why can’t Christmas trees sew?… They always drop their needles.
Why was the Christmas tree’s friend so sad?… It was a weeping willow.
Which Canadian city is a favorite vacation spot for Christmas trees?… Montreeal. (World Geography Jokes)
What was the Christmas tree’s favorite subject in high school?… Treegonometree. (Geometry Jokes & Pi Day Jokes)
What gets one year older when it rings?… A Christmas tree.
Which type of Christmas tree is green, has a trunk and leaves?… A Christmas tree going on vacation.
What did Luke Skywalker say after he planted a Christmas tree farm?… May the forest be with you. (Star Wars Jokes)
Where do young trees learn to become Christmas trees?… In elementree school. (Elementary School Jokes)
Why didn’t the Christmas tree perform well on it’s algebra test?… It got stumped by the problems. (Algebra Jokes)
Why did the Christmas tree go to the dentist?… It needed a root canal. (Dentist Jokes)
What do ornaments do on Christmas trees…. Not much, they just hang out.
What city did the Christmas tree want to move to?… Garland.
Which month of the year don’t Christmas trees like?… Sep-timber. (September Jokes)
How did the boy cut down the Christmas tree without going near it?… He saw it with his own two eyes. (Biology Jokes)
What did the Jedi say to the Christmas tree?… May the forest be with you. (Star Wars Jokes)
What kind of coats do Christmas trees wear?… Fir.
Why do Christmas trees make such great receivers in football?… They have sticky fingers. (Football Jokes)
What was the fitness trainer best at during the Christmas season?… Trimming the tree!
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Angel… Angel who?… Angel on top of my Christmas tree. (Christmas Knock Knock Jokes)
Knock knock… Who’s there?… Atch… Atch who?… Bless you – are you allergic to Christmas trees? (Christmas Knock Knock Jokes)
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Candy.… Candy who?… Candy canes hanging on the Christmas tree. (Christmas Knock Knock Jokes)
How do you turn a Christmas tree into a reindeer?… You put on HORNaments.(Reindeer Jokes)
What did the Christmas tree do after it’s bank closed?… It started his own branch.
How was the Christmas tree like a clumsy seamstress?… They both drop needles.
How are Christmas trees like blockbuster movies?… They both have stars.
What did the Balsam Fir say when he was picked up from the tree farm?… Christmas be my lucky day!
Why are there so many Christmas trees at the North Pole…. BeClaus, why not?
What’s as big as a Christmas tree but is lighter than a feather?… It’s shadow.
What did the beaver say to the Christmas tree?… Been nice gnawing you.
What do they sing to Christmas trees at their retirement parties?… Fir he’s a jolly good fellow, fir he’s a jolly good fellow.
How many Christmas trees can you plant on an empty farm?… One, because then the farm isn’t empty anymore.
Why did the Christmas tree go to the doctor?… It was feeling green. (Doctor Jokes)
What do Christmas tree’s wear at the pool?… Swim trunks. (Swimming Jokes)
Why was the Christmas tree hosting the awards show?… He really knew how to present.
Why don’t Christmas trees every pollute?… They are ever green. (Earth Day Jokes)
How do Christmas trees make their feeling heard?… They O-pine.
What’s another name for an artificial Christmas tree?… Faux fir.
What is the most frustrating thing about being a Christmas tree?… Having so many limbs and not being able to walk. (Biology Jokes)
What do a Christmas tree and Donald Trump have in common?… Both will be out in January. (January Jokes & Inauguration Jokes)
Why couldn’t the Christmas tree stand up?… Because a Christmas tree doesn’t have legs. (Biology Jokes)
How many pine cones grow on a Christmas tree?… All of them.
What looks like half a Christmas tree?… The other half.
What do you call it when Christmas tree’s boycott something?… A Christmas tree stand.
How can you tell if you have a girl Christmas tree?… Look for the tree skirt.
Which side of a Christmas tree has the most needles?… The outside.
Why did the boy put ice cream under the Christmas tree?… To go with the pine cones.
Who is a Christmas tree’s favorite singer?… Spruce Springsteen. (Christmas Tree Jokes & Music Jo kes)

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