Chocolate Chip Cookie Jokes for Kids

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Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best chocolate chip cookie jokes.
My grandmother bakes chocolate chip cookies the fastest… It literally takes her nana-seconds. (Grandparent Jokes)
What’s a pirate’s favorite kind of cookie?… ships ahoy! (Pirate Jokes)
Why do we cook bacon and bake chocolate chip cookies? (Bacon Jokes)
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?… Chocolate Chip Cookie d’oh. (Ice Cream Jokes)
I tried to start an online bakery… But I accidentally deleted all my cookies. (Labor Day Jokes & Computer Jokes)
How do Wookies like their cookies?… Chewie. (Chewbacca Jokes)
Why do basketball players love chocolate chip cookies?… Because they can dunk them! (Basketball Jokes & Coaching Youth Basketball)
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… It is National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day?
When should you take a chocolate chip cookie to the doctor?… When it feels crummy. (Doctor Jokes for Kids)
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?… Chocolate Chip Wookiee. (Chewbacca Jokes & Barber Jokes)
Why did the thief rob the Keebler elves?… Because they had a lot of dough. (Elf Jokes)
Why did the chocolate chip cookie drop all his chips?… Because that’s the way the cookie fumbles! (Football Jokes)
What do you say when two Chocolate Chip Cookies are getting ready for their fight?… “Let’s get ready to crumble!” (Boxing Jokes)
What kind of keys do kids like to carry?… Chocolate Chip Cookies! (Car Jokes)
What do the chocolate chip cookie and the computer have in common?… They both have chips. (Computer Jokes)
What is a monkey’s favorite cookie?… Chocolate chimp! (Monkey Jokes for Kids)
Why did the chocolate chip cookie cry?… Because his mother was a wafer so long! (Mother’s Day Jokes for Kids & Mom Jokes)
Have you tried the new Wookiee chocolate chip cookie?… It’s a bit chewy. (Chewbacca Jokes)
What kind of snacks do little monkeys have with their milk?… Chocolate chimp cookies! (Milk Jokes & Monkey Jokes)
Why was the chocolate chip cookie so angry with the baker?… He had a chip on his shoulder.
Why do girls scouts sell chocolate chip cookies?… They wanna make a sweet first impression. (Cookie Jokes)
Why did the chocolate chip cookie cry?… Because his dad was a wafer so long! (Mother’s Day Jokes for Kids & Mom Jokes)
Why did the boy go to the doctor after eating a chocolate chip cookie?… He was feeling crumby! (Doctor Jokes for Kids)
Two chocolate chip cookies in an oven. One cookie turns to the other cookie and says, “It’s really hot in here.” The other cookie screams, “Ahhh! A talking cookie!”
I ate too much chocolate chip cookie dough and got sick… It was an overdoughse. (Doctor Jokes for Kids)
What do you get when you cross a chocolate chip cookie and a hammer?… Cookie crumbs.
What do you call it when two chocolate chip cookies from the same sheet get married?… A batch made in heaven. (Marriage Jokes)
Why should you never make too many chocolate chip cookies at once?… It’s too big of a whisk.
Me: “Three scoops of Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough in a tub, please.” Vendor: “You want to spoon?” Me: “OK, what time do you get off?”
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about chocolate chip cookies?
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good chocolate chip cookie knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good chocolate chip cookie knock-knock joke?
What cookie makes you rich?… A fortune cookie!
What does the ginger bread man put on his bed?… A cookie sheet. (Christmas Jokes & Christmas Trivia)
Why did the Oreo cookie go to the dentist?… Because it lost its filling. (Dentist Jokes & Top Moms On Twitter)
What is a monster’s favorite food?… Ghoul scout cookies. (Halloween Jokes)
What is green and brown and crawls through the grass?… A Girl Scout who has lost her cookie.
Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies? (Bacon Jokes)
How does the queen like her cookies?… Decorated with royal icing.
What do you call a smart cookie?… Academia nut.
All these websites are asking me to accept their cookies… But I still haven’t gotten even one of them!
What are the most popular cookies in Asgard?… Thoreos.
What kind of keys does the Gingerbread Man carry?… Cook-keys!
What did the baker say when he forgot the cookie sheets?… Ooh, snickerdoodles.
What does Cookie Monster’s parrot say when he wants a snack?… “Polly wanna cookie!”
What do you get when you use a deer-shaped cookie cutter?… Cookie doe!
How do you make a baby computer cry?… Delete his cookies!
Why couldn’t the Cookie Monster make his bed?… He couldn’t find a cookie sheet!
Where do witches bake their cookies?… In a coven.
What’s a hyena’s favorite cookie?… Snickerdoodle.
What do you call a metric cookie?… A gram cracker.
What’s on every young cookie’s reading list?… OREO and Juliet.
What is Cookie Monster’s favorite band?… OREO Speedwagon.
How does a German cookie greet people?… Gluten-tag.
What type of cookies do redheads like best?… Ginger snaps.
Why did the baker get homesick?… He tossed his cookies.
What do you call a passed out cookie?… Limp biscuit.
My fortune cookie read, “You will touch the hearts of many.” Jokes on them. I’m a heart surgeon.
Cookie Pun: You’re a chip off the old block (of cookie dough).
Cookie Pun: One smart cookie.
Cookie Pun:Life is what you bake it.
Cookie Pun:You’re the milk to my cookie.
Cookie Pun:Keep calm and eat cookies.
Cookie Pun:
Let’s bake it happen!
Cookie Pun:
You and me are the perfect batch.
Cookie Pun:In this cookie we call life, you’re the chocolate chips.
Cookie Pun:Tough cookies stick together.
What do you call it when two chocolate chip cookies from the same sheet fall in love?… A batch made in heaven.

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