Cheese Jokes for Kids

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best cheese jokes.
  2. Did you hear about the tornado at the cheese factory?… Da-brie was everywhere. (Tornado Jokes)
  3. Where does a round flatbread covered in cheese and tomato sauce with a radius of z and a depth of a get it’s name from?… Pizza. (Pizza Jokes)
  4. What do sharks serve their guests at parties?… A sharkcuterie.
  5. Did you realize the consequences of naming your son Taco Cheese?… No, but I had grate expectations. (Baby Jokes)
  6. Do you want to hear a pizza joke?… Never mind it’s too cheesy. (Pizza Jokes for Kids)
  7. Members of the archery club sometime meet at the cheese shop… Just to shoot the Bries. (Archery Jokes)
  8. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?… Nacho Cheese! (Cinco De Mayo Jokes for Kids)
  9. Why did no one laugh at the frozen yogurts jokes?… They were a little cheesy! (Ice Cream Jokes)
  10. Did you know you can borrow cheese from the bank in Utah?… It’s called a Provo-loan. (Utah Jokes)
  11. Why is cheddar popcorn such a terrible joke?… It’s both corny and cheesy. (Popcorn Jokes)
  12. A hurricane just blew the roof off the local cheese factory…. De Brie is everywhere! (Hurricane Jokes)
  13. What’s a pizza maker’s favorite song?… Slice, Slice Baby! (Music Jokes & Pizza Jokes)
  14. Which is the most religious cheese?… Swiss, because it is holy.
  15. What do you call a piece of cheese that likes to shoot hoops?… Swiss!!! (Basketball Jokes for Kids)
  16. What did the pasta say to the cheese?… It’s grate to meet you! (Pasta Jokes & Cheese Jokes)
  17. What do you call cheese that is sad?… Blue cheese. (Psychology Jokes)
  18. Which genre of music appeals to most cheeses?… R’n’Brie.
  19. What do sharks order at McDonalds?… A quarter flounder with cheese! (Fast Food Jokes & Cheese Jokes)
  20. When can you not see cheese?… When it’s brie-hind you or pasteurised.
  21. Which cheese do pirates prefer?… Ched-ARRR
  22. What did the cheese say to the significant other? “We look gouda to-feta.”
  23. What’s the cheesiest line in Shakespeare?… “To brie, or not to brie, that is the question!”
  24. Why doesn’t cheddar like to party with crackers?… Someone always cuts the cheese.
  25. What is Tom Hanks’ favorite soft cheese?… Philadelphia. (Top 10 Jokes for Each State)
  26. When should you go on a cheese diet?… If you need to cheddar a few pounds.
  27. If pizza could talk what would it say?… Probably lots of cheesy things. (Pizza Jokes)
  28. There’s that man in Utah that makes cheese all by himself… They call him the Provo Lone guy. (Utah Jokes)
  29. The French cheese factory was affected by an earthquake… Only de brie was left. (Cheese Jokes / Bastille Day Jokes / World Geography Jokes / Earthquake Jokes)
  30. What do cheese makers dance to on Halloween?… The muenster mash!
  31. Have you heard the new quesadilla joke?… Never mind, its too cheesy! (Taco Jokes)
  32. When do they smother a taco in cheese?… In best queso scenario. (Taco Jokes)
  33. How do you get a mouse to smile?… Say cheese! (Smile Jokes & Animal Jokes for Kids)
  34. What is Barliman Butterbur’s favorite cheese?… Bree! (101 Lord of the Rings Jokes)
  35. What did the school put on the bagels for breakfast on Halloween?… Scream cheese. (Bagel Jokes & Cheese Jokes)
  36. When shouldn’t you believe a word your cheese is saying?… When it’s too Gouda to be true.
  37. What kind of cheese do rodents like?… Mousearella.
  39. When should you keep an eye on your cheese?… When it’s up to no Gouda.
  40. Did you hear about the cheese failed to medal at the olympics?… It fell at the final curdle.
  41. What did the Cheese salesman say?… That cheese may be Gouda, but this one is Feta!
  42. Which search engine is popular amongst mice?… Ask Cheese.
  43. What do you call a giant monster made of cheese?… Gorgonzilla
  44. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about cheese?
  45. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good cheese knock-knock joke?
  46. How much Mexican food do I plan to eat this Cinco de Mayo, you ask?… That’s nacho business! (Cinco De Mayo Jokes for Kids)
  47. What did the teenage cheese yell at its parents?… Leave me provolone!
  48. What did the cheese say to his boss when he quit?… I’m leaving this place! I’m feta up!
  49. What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?… All that was left was de brie.
  50. What did the pepperoni say to the cheese?… “Slice to meat you!”
  51. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good cheese knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  52. Why did the cheese refuse to be cut?… It had grater plans for life.
  53. What did the cheese do with a Kleenex?… It bleu its nose.
  54. What’s the cheesiest channel on TV?… Brie-Brie C.
  55. What did the cheese say to call a bear?… Camenbert!
  56. What did the cheese say after escaping the mouse?… I’m Brieeee.
  57. Which cheese is the smartest?… Cheese Whiz.
  58. What does cheese shout at slasher movies?… “Look out! The killer’s brie-hind you!”
  59. Why did the dairy farmer go on a diet?… She wanted to cheddar a few pounds!
  60. What did the detective say to the suspected cheese thief?… “I believe you’ve been up to no gouda.”
  61. Why was the cheeseburger sad?… It had blue cheese! (Psychology Jokes & Hamburger Jokes)
  62. Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded?… De-brie went everywhere!
  63. Why do you always bring a bag of chips to a party?… In queso emergency. (Cinco De Mayo Jokes for Kids)
  64. What do you get when you cross a smurf and a cow?… Blue cheese!
  65. I absolutely love tacos… in queso you didn’t know.  (Taco Jokes)
  66. What’s the fanciest cheese hotel?… The Stilton
  67. A man gives his blind friend a cheese-grater for Christmas, meets him in January and asks if he liked his present. ‘No’, the friend replied, “I tried to read it but it was just too violent.”  (January Jokes)
  68. What group of cheese has been known to fly?… Curds of prey!
  69. What did the cheddar say when he tried on new clothes?… “I look sharp!”
  70. What do you call a BYU student who is single?… Provolone. (Utah Jokes)
  71. What does a lady in a mall do with a cheesey credit card?… Go on a shopping brie.
  72. What cheese surrounds a medieval castle?… Moatzeralla
  73. What kind of weather is extra cheesy?… Partly cloudy with a light bries.
  74. What cheese should you use to hide a horse?… Mascarpone.
  75. What do you call cheese that is acting crazy?… A basket queso. (Acting Jokes)
  76. What is a lions favorite cheese?… Roar-quefort
  77. What did the cheese say to its rival?… “You’re gouda, but I’m feta.”
  78. What cheese do beavers like?… eDam
  79. Which is the Richest Cheese in the world?… Paris Stilton.
  80. What did one cheese say to cheer the other up?… You’re a gouda friend, it’s gonna brie ok.
  81. Why does cheese look normal?… Because everyone else on the plate is crackers.
  82. Why did the wheel act so bossy?… Cause he was the “Big Cheese.”
  83. What is a lions favorite cheese?… Roar-quefort.
  84. What did Gorgonzola say to Cheddar?… Lookin’ Sharp.
  85. What kind of music does cheese like? Roquefort ‘n’ Roll.
  86. What does cheese ask for at the pub?… Morbier!
  87. What did the cheese say to its doctor?… “Help me doc! I Camembert the pain any longer!”
  88. When do they smother a burrito in cheese?… In best queso scenario.
  89. What is a basketball players favorite kind of cheese?… Swish cheese!
  90. What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that’s all up in your face?… Too close for comfort food.
  91. What did the cheese say when he first saw himself in the mirror?… Halloumi.
  92. Which cheese is made backwards? Edam Next: 56 What’s the Difference Between Jokes What’s a cheese’s favorite holiday?… Halloumi-ween
  93. What did the cheese say in the haunted house?… “I gotta get out of here, I’m lac-ghost intolerant.”
  94. What costume does cheese wear on Halloween?… It dresses up like a muenster.
  95. What do you say when you have cheese but no crackers?… I’m cracklackin!
  96. Which cheese does the pope like most?… Swiss cheese, it’s holey.
  97. How does cheese get curly hair?… It gets a perm-esean.
  98. What did the man say when someone threw dough, tomato sauce, and cheese at him?… “You wanna pizza me?!”
  99. How did the cheese runner lose the race?… He tripped on the final curdle.
  100. What happened after the cheese factory exploded?… There was nothing left but de-brie.
  101. What did the cheese say to the sales clerk when she brought her the wrong size?… This dress doesn’t feta.
  102. Why did they smother the burrito in cheese sauce?… It was the best queso scenario.
  103. What cheese did the basketball player eat before his big game?… Swish cheese.
  104. Where’s the cheese grater?… Some say Italy, others say France. Depends on what you like.
  105. What does Roquefort say when it’s sad?… “I’m feeling bleu.”
  106. What did the cheese say to cheer their friend on?… “I brie-lieve in you!”
  107. Which cheese is a cannibal’s favorite?… Limburger
  108. What’s Mickey’s favorite cheese?… Mouse-erella
  109. What do you call hawks made of cheese?… Curds of prey.
  110. The moon’s not made of cheese… It’s a pi in the sky! (Cheese Jokes & Full Moon Jokes)