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Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best camping jokes.
I went to buy a camouflage tent the other day… but I couldn’t find any. (Tent Jokes)
Why does Humpty Dumpty like camping in autumn?… Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall… (Camping Jokes / Fall Jokes)
Did you hear about the camping trip?… It was in – tents (intense)! (Tent Jokes)
All joking aside, what should you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? (Earth Day Jokes)
What kind of bagels do all the campers eat?… A Winnebago. (Bagel Jokes)
I slept like a log last night… I woke up on the campfire… (Tree Jokes & Napping Jokes)
Camper #1 was on one side of the river. Camper #2 was on the other side of the river. Camper #1 yells to Camper #2, “How do you get to the other side?” Camper #2 yells back, “You are on the other side!” (Summer Camp Jokes)
A little boy asks his father where he can go to the toilet. The father replies, “That’s the beauty of camping in the woods — you can go to the toilet wherever you want.” After 5 minutes, the boy returns to the camp, where his father asked where he went to the toilet. “In your tent,” the boy replied. (Tent Jokes)
What do math teachers use to light a campfire when school’s out?… Arithma-sticks. (Math Jokes for Kids & Camping Jokes)
How do computer programmers make extra money in the summer?… They take on part-time jobs helping campers get rid of bugs. (Computer Jokes)
A dog goes into a camping store and buys a tent. The cashier says, “You don’t see a dog in here buying a tent very often.” The dog says, “At these prices, I’m not surprised.” (Dog jokes for Kids)
Where do goldfish go camping?… Around the globe! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
What does a hot dog go camping in?… A Wiener-Bago! (Hot Dog Jokes)
The guitar of the noisy teenager at the next campsite makes excellent kindling. (Music Jokes & Camping Jokes)
How do campfires access the internet at summer camp?… They log in. (Tree Jokes& Camping Jokes)
“You can’t run through a campsite. You can only ran…because it’s past tents.” (Grammar Jokes)
Did you hear about the kidnapping in the woods?… It’s okay. He woke up. (Napping Jokes)
Where do cows go camping?… Moo York. (Geography Jokes for Kids)
First dog: Where do fleas go camping? Second dog: Search me! (Funny Animal Jokes)
If you have 3 sleeping bags in one hand and 3 sleeping bags in the other, what do you have?… Pretty big hands. (Napping Jokes & Camping Jokes)
A bear walks into a restaurant and says, “I’d like a water ……………………………. and some of those peanuts.” The server says says, “Sure, but why the big paws?” (Hunting Jokes for Kids & Grammar Jokes)
What’s another name for a sleeping bag?… A nap sack. (Napping Jokes)
Where do eggs go camping?… New Yolk! (Geography Jokes for Kids & Egg Jokes for Kids)
If you ever get cold while camping, just stand in the corner of a tent for a while… They’re normally around 90 degrees. (Math Jokes for Kids & Tent Jokes)
Two hikers making their way through bear country come around a corner to spot their worst fear: a grizzly. Without pausing a fraction of a second, one of the hikers takes off running, prompting the bear to charge. Forced into action, the second hiker turns and sprints after the first. “What were you thinking?” he shouts. “You’re not supposed to run in a situation like this. You can’t outrun a bear!” “I don’t have to outrun the bear,” his friend shouts back over his shoulder. “I just have to outrun you.” (Track and Field Jokes for Kids / Hiking Jokes / Bear Jokes)
Why are people who go camping on April 1 always tired?… Because they just finished a 31 day March! (Spring Jokes for Kids & Hiking Jokes for Kids)
How do you keep your sleeping bag from getting stretched out?… Don’t sleep too long in it! (Napping Jokes)
An adventurer was paddling on a river in winter. Feeling cold, he lit a fire in his boat, only to discover that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too… (Kayak Jokes & Cake Jokes)
Three campers were walking in the woods and came upon tracks. The first one said, “Look, it’s deer tracks.” The second one said, “No, it’s wolf tracks.” and before the third one could answer, they got hit by a train. (Train Jokes / Deer Jokes / Wolf Jokes)
Why did the camp ranger quit his job?… Because it was always in tents! (Labor Day Jokes)
A dad coming back to his campsite for sunscreen while the rest of his family plays at the lake notices a van pulling up into a neighboring empty site. As soon as the engine dies, the doors fly open and four children of varying ages burst out and fly into a frenzy of activity. Their parents follow quickly behind them, with the mom and dad unloading gear as the kids rake the area, set up the tent, and arrange the fire pit. Amazed at their efficiency, the dad with the sunscreen walks over and watches for a moment more before commenting to his fellow father, “I’ve never seen a family work so well together—or so fast.” “Yeah,” the other dad says while unrolling a sleeping bag. “We live a few hours away, and our policy is that nobody gets to go to the bathroom after the drive until the camp us set up.” (Dad Jokes)
It only costs $5 to get into our local aquarium, as long as you’re camping, or dressed as a dolphin, So, to all in tents and porpoises, it’s free! (Dolphin Jokes)
Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?… To make up for his miserable experience camping during the summer. (Fall Jokes for Kids)
After a night of camping the Lone Ranger woke to see his tent blown away by a tornado. He declared, “Tonto, we’re not in canvas anymore.” (Kansas Jokes & Wizard of Oz Jokes)
Where did the sheep go to camping?… The Baa-hamas! (Alaska Jokes for Kids & Geography Jokes for Kids)
I wasn’t sure sbout camping… but a guy roped me into It.
What do you call a camper without a nose or a body?… Nobodynose. (Biology Jokes for Kids)
What camping destination makes a pet bird sing for joy?… The Canary Islands! (Bird Jokes for Kids)
How do you avoid getting swallowed by a river while canoeing?…Stay away from the river mouth. (Canoe Jokes)
While sitting around a campfire, a boy asks his father, “Dad, are bugs good to eat?” “That’s disgusting. Don’t talk about things like that over dinner,” the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, “Now, son, what did you want to ask me?” “Oh, nothing,” the boy says. “There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone.”
Teacher: Where did your sister go camping? Student: Alaska. Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself. (Alaska Jokes for Kids & Geography Jokes for Kids)
Why did the fish blush?… Because it saw the lake’s bottom. (Fish Jokes & Ocean Jokes)
The seaside camping trip was so boring that one day the tide went out and never came back.
A Summer book never written: “Camping is So Inexpensive” by Seymour Foreles. (Book Jokes)
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about camping?
After twelve years of carrying books to school, you’re well prepared for a career in backpacking. (Graduation Jokes)
Did you hear about the camper who broke his left leg and left arm?… He’s all right now.
I went on a camping trip with my wife, kids, and mother-in-law. At night, my wife awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to me, she insisted on trying to find her mother. I picked up my rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and started to look for her. In a clearing not far from the camp, we came upon a chilling sight, the mother-in-law was backed up against a thick, impenetrable bush, and a large bear stood facing her. My wife cried, “What are we going to do?” “Nothing,” I said. “The bear got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it.”
What did the bread do when it went camping?… It loafed around.
What do cows wear camping in Hawaii?… Moo Moo’s. (Geography Jokes for Kids)
Which letter is the coolest when you are camping?… Iced t. (26 Lessons for the Letter of the Week A-Z)
A 12-year-old boy goes camping for the first time in the woods with his father. After they have set up camp he asks his dad where he can go to the toilet. “That’s the beauty of camping in the woods,” the father replies, “You can go to the toilet wherever you want.” After five minutes or so, the young lad wanders back to the campfire. “So, where did you go to the toilet then, son?” The father asks. “In your tent,” the boy replies.
What is the color of the wind?… Blew. (Color Jokes)
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip together. After eating their dinner around the campfire they retire to the tent to go to sleep. A few hours later Sherlock wakes up. “Watson, are you awake?” He asks. “Yes sir. What is it?” Answers Watson. “Look up and tell me what you see.” Asks Holmes. “I see billions of stars,” says Watson. “And what does that tell you Watson,” asks Holmes. “Well,” says Dr Watson, ” Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.” “Why? – What does it tell you, Holmes?” Holmes is quiet for a moment then says: “It tells me that someone has stolen our tent.”
At camping site, what did the lake say to the sailboat?… Nothing, it just waved. (Geography Jokes for Kids)
Where did Tarzan go camping?… Hollywood and Vine. (Tarzan Jokes)
Teacher: “If I gave you 2 tents and another 2 tents and another 2, how many would you have?” Student:“Seven.” Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If I gave you two tents, and another two tents and another two, how many would you have?” Student:“Seven.” Teacher: “Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?” Student:“Six.” Teacher: “Good. Now if I gave you two tents, and another two tents and another two, how many would you have?” Student:“Seven!” Teacher: “Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!” Student: “Because I’ve already own a tent!” (Teacher Jokes & Math Jokes for Kids)
If you’re in the woods, how can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?… By its bark. (Dog Jokes for Kids & Tree Jokes for Kids)
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good camping knock-knock joke?
Why does Humpty Dumpty love camping autumn?… Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
A husband and wife were driving through the mountains. As they approached their campsite, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They continued to argue back and forth as they stopped for lunch. At the counter, the husband asked the blonde waitress, “Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are very slowly?” She leaned over the counter and said, “Burrr-gerrr Kiiing.” (Fast Food Jokes)
What’s the best day to go to the camping at the beach?… SUN day!
Why didn’t the elephant buy a suitcase for his camping trip?… Because he already had a trunk! (Funny Animal Jokes)
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good camping knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
I Asked My Llama If His Cousin Wanted To Go Camping. He Said Alpaca Tent.
Which island of the coast of Africa does Dale Ernhart Jr. like to go camping?… MadaNASCAR! (Top NASCAR Jokes)
Where does a canoe go when it’s sick?… To the DOCK! (Canoe Jokes)
Where do ants go camping?… Frants (Geography Jokes for Kids & Bastille Day Jokes)
What do bears call campers in sleeping bags?… Soft Tacos. (Taco Jokes)
Built An Emergency Shelter Out Of Cereal Boxes. Called It My Snap, Crackle, And Pop-Up Tent.
When The Man Said That He Was Pitching Me His Business, I Didn’t Realize He Was Selling His Only Tent.
Two guys are walking through a national park & they come across a bear that has not eaten for days. The bear sees the two men, and starts chasing them. They run as fast as they can and the one guy starts getting tired and decides to say a prayer, “Please turn this bear into a Christian, Lord.” He looks to see if the bear is still chasing and he sees the bear on its knees. Happy to see his prayer answered, he turns around and heads towards the bear. As he comes closer to the bear, he hears the it saying a prayer: “Thank you Lord for the food I am about to receive.” (Bear Jokes)
What did the pine trees wear to the lake?… Swimming trunks! (Swimming Jokes for Kids)
Why are hiking shops so diverse?… Because they employ people from all walks of life. (Hiking Jokes)
How do trees access the internet?… They log in. (Tree Jokes for Kids)
I Had Planned To Show A Friend The Inside Of My Camping Set Up, But In The End He Only Got To See The Outside. When He Looked Disappointed I Said Sorry, That Was Not My In-Tent
A young camper is swimming in a river. A man walks up and asks him, “What are you doing in there?” He says, “I’m washing my clothes.” The man asks, “Why don’t you use a washing machine?” The camper says, “I tried that, but I got too dizzy.”
Why do trees have so many friends?… They branch out. (Tree Jokes for Kids)
While eating next to a fire on their annual camping trip, a kid looks at his dad and says “Dad, how do you prepare the fish we’re eating?” The Dad replies, “Nothing special. I just say ‘Sorry but I gotta eat.’” (Fish Jokes)
What did the beaver say to the tree?… “It’s been nice gnawing you!” (Tree Jokes for Kids)
What is a tree’s favorite drink?… Root beer. (Tree Jokes for Kids)
Teacher: Please use the words “letter carrier” in a sentence. Student: Yes, ma’am. “My dad said that after seeing how many things my sister was bringing on the camping trip, he would rather letter carrier own luggage.” (Mailman Jokes for Kids)
A local farmer had opened up his land to campers. When I arrived, he helped me into the field with a wooden step over the fence. I told him that liked his stile.
Can a frog jump higher than the average tent?… Of course, tents can’t jump. (Frog Jokes)
Teacher: What’s gray, has four legs and a trunk? Student: An elephant. Teacher: No, a mouse going camping. (Funny Animal Jokes)
How do you avoid getting swallowed by a river while kayaking?…Stay away from the river mouth. (Kayak Jokes & Canoe Jokes)
Where does a kayak go when it’s sick?… To the DOCK! (Canoe Jokes)
Can a frog jump higher than an average tent?… Of course, an average tent can’t jump! (Frog Jokes)
What did one avalanche survivor say to the other avalanche survivor?… Dude, tall that snow was in tents! (Snow Day Jokes)
Did You Hear About The Pair Of Honey-Making Insects That Fell In Love On A Camping Trip?… It Was Tent Two Bee. (Bee Jokes)
Why does Humpty Dumpty love camping in autumn?… Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. (Fall Jokes for Kids)
Why is a river rich?… Because it has two banks.
What do clouds do when they become rich?… They make it rain!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?… A gummy bear.
How do you catch a squirrel?… Climb a tree and act like a nut.
How many hikers does it take to hike Mount Everest?… 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, “man, I could do that!” (Hiking Jokes)
One time an adventurer paddling on a northern river got cold and lit a fire in his boat, only to discover that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too. (Canoe Jokes)
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?… Swimming trunks.
Why can’t you see a Wolf hiding in a tree?… Because he’s really good at it.
Two skunks observed a deer hunter sneaking through the woods with a bow. “I hope he’s not going to get at us,” said one skunk. The second skunk bowed his head and said, “Let us spray.”
A child goes to his father and asks, “Father, how do parents think of names for their children?” The father answers, “Well, son, the night before the mother gives birth, the father goes into the woods and camps for the night. When he wakes the following morning, the first thing he sees is what he names his child, which is why your sister is named Soaring Eagle. Why do you ask, Bear Poop?”
If you’ve got four tents, eight sleeping bags and six camping chairs in your wheelbarrow, what have you got?… A big wheel-barrow.
1st Hunter: “Why do bears wear red nail polish?” 2nd Hunter: “I don’t know, why?” 1st Hunter: “To hide in oak trees.”2nd Hunter: “But I’ve never seen a bear in an oak tree.” 1st Hunter: “See, it works.”
What camping destination makes a pet bird sing for joy?… The Canary Islands! (Bird Jokes for Kids)
I went Bivvy Bagging In A Bowl Of Chicken Korma… It Was Mild Camping,
Teacher: “If I gave you 2 tents and another 2 tents and another 2, how many would you have?” Johnny: “Seven.” Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If I gave you two tents, and another two tents and another two, how many would you have?” Johnny: “Seven.” Teacher: “Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?” Johnny: “Six.” Teacher: “Good. Now if I gave you two tents, and another two tents and another two, how many would you have?” Johnny: “Seven!” Teacher: “Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!” Johnny: “Because I’ve already own a tent!”
How do trees access the internet?… They log in.
What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would squash you?… A pool table.
Why did the fish blush?… Because it saw the lake’s bottom.
It was late in the day when a fully loaded minivan pulled into the only remaining campsite. As soon as it stopped, the doors flew open and four children jumped out. They began to unload gear and worked feverishly to set up the tent. Next, the boys ran to gather firewood while the girls and their mother set up the camp kitchen area. The camper in the space next to them marvelled to the children’s father, “I’ve never seen such teamwork nor a camp that was ready so quickly. I’m impressed.” The father turned to the neighbour and nodded sagely. “I have a system,” he said. “No one goes to the bathroom before the camp is set up.”
How do you make a one armed man fall out of a tree?… Wave.
Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious looking bear. The first lawyer immediately opened his briefcase, pulled out a pair of sneakers and started putting them on. The second lawyer looked at him and said, “You’re crazy! You’ll never be able to out run that bear!” “I don’t have to,” the first lawyer replied. “I only have to outrun you.” (Lawyer Jokes & Track Jokes)
Boy scout #1 was on one side of the river. Boy scout #2 was on the other side of the river. Boy scout #1 yells to Boy scout #2, “How do you get to the other side?” Boy scout #2 yells back, “You are on the other side!”
If you have 5 tents in one hand and 3 sleeping bags in the other, what do you have?… Big hands. (Biology Jokes)
Camping is where you spend a small fortune to live like a homeless person.
What do you say to a tent with a split personality?… You’re two tents?

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