Burrito Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes about burritos.
  2. Two burrito friends hadn’t seen each other for ages. When they met they hugged and asked each other, “How have you bean?”
  3. I really like burritos… I could taco about them all day. (Taco Jokes)
  4. What did the movie director say when he finished his burrito?… “That’s a wrap!” (Movie Jokes)
  5. Why can’t you trust burritos to keep a secret?… They tend to spill the beans. (Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
  6. Waiter: “Would you want beef, sour cream, and salsa in your burrito?” Customer: “That’s a loaded question!”
  7. Hurricanes in Mexico: I would have thought that the country that invented the burrito, could handle a bit of strong wind. (Hurricane Jokes)
  8. A burrito finishes directing a movie and says … That’s a wrap! (Movie Jokes)
  9. What is the favorite Mexican food for a Snow Day?… Brrrr- itos. (Burrito Jokes & Snow Day Jokes)
  10. Did you see this week’s forecast?… Yep, cold today, hot tamale.
  11. What do you call Muhammad Ali after he eats a burrito?… Gaseous Clay. (Boxing Jokes)
  12. I wrote a song about a burrito… Actually, it was more of a wrap. (365 Music Jokes)
  13. What’s a ghost’s favorite food?… Boo-rritos.  (Ghost Jokes)
  14. When do they smother a burrito in cheese?… In best queso scenario. (Cheese Jokes & Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
  15. What do call a cat in a blanket?… A purrrrito. (Cat Jokes & Burrito Jokes)
  16. I set my burrito down on the window sill and went to get a drink. When I came back, there was a long line of ants running into my food!!… I hate sill ant row! (Ant Jokes)
  17. What did the burrito say during the game of badminton?… Let’s wrap this up! (Badminton Jokes)
  18. Have you heard the joke about the tortilla?… It was corny. (Corn Jokes)
  19. What do you call a cold burrito?… A burrr-ito.
  20. What is a burrito’s favorite music?… Beets. (365 Music Jokes)
  21. Where are the best burritos served?… In the gulp of Mexico. (World Geography Jokes)
  22. Why do they have so many Taco Bells in Anchorage?… Because Alaskans love brrrrrrrritos. (Alaska Jokes & Taco Jokes)
  23. What do you call a dangerous burrito?… Gangster wrap. (
  24. How do burritos say grace?… Lettuce pray. (Lettuce Jokes)
  25. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?… Nacho cheese! (Cheese Jokes)
  26. Why did the man climb onto the roof of Mexican restaurant?… Because the manager said the burrito is on the house. (Burrito Jokes)
  27. What does Mexican food do at the beach?… They burritoes in the sand. (Beach Jokes)
  28. Why did the burrito blush?… Because it saw the salad dressing! (Burrito Jokes)
  29. What do penguins like to eat?… Brrrrrrrrritos. (Penguin Jokes)
  30. My good friend, who was a burrito, passed away recently… I still can’t wrap my head around it. (Cemetery Jokes)
  31. What did the happy burrito say to the sad burrito?… “Take it cheesy, man!” (Cheese Jokes)
  32. My local Greek restaurant just started serving tacos and burritos. I tried it earlier today and it turns out it’s plain old Greecey Mexican food. (World Geography Jokes)
  33. Don’t give a hard time to poorly constructed burritos… I think they get a bad wrap.
  34. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about burritos?
  35. The cute burrito blushed with guac-wardness when I complimented her.
  36. What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?… Brrrr- itos. (Snowman Jokes & Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
  37. What do you get onions on your burrito?… Tear gas.
  38. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good burritos knock-knock joke?
  39. What does a depressed tortilla say?… I don’t wanna taco ’bout it. (Psychology Jokes)
  40. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good burritos knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  41. What is the snowman’s favorite Mexican food?… Brrrr- itos. (Cinco De Mayo Jokes & Snowman Jokes)
  42. What do you call a tortilla chip that works out?… A macho nacho.
  43. Why did the man climb onto the roof of Mexican restaurant?… Because the manager said the taco is on the house.
  44. What is the favorite food of the North Pole?… Brrrr- itos. (Winter Jokes)
  45. What does a nosy pepper do?… Gets jalapeño business.
  46. How did the Taco Bell manager motivate his employees?… He said, “Cheese the day!” (Cheese Jokes)
  47. What Tex-Mex food is good at math?… Inch-iladas.  (Math Jokes for Teachers)
  48. What do you call a cynical cow?… Sour cream. (Cow Jokes)
  49. What does a Mexican do with a dead toe?… Burrito. (Cemetery Jokes)
  50. Gas is still $1.29 if you know where to go… Taco Bell bean burritos. (Car Jokes & Taco Jokes)
  51. Did you hear about the guy who forgot to put cheese on his burrito?… How dairy. (Cheese Jokes)
  52. What did one burrito say to the other on the dance floor?… “Let’s salsa together!” (Dance Jokes)
  53. A Mexican serial killer hides his victims’ feet in the ground… He likes to burritos. (Cemetery Jokes)
  54. What does a duck put in its burrito?… Quackamole. (Duck Jokes)
  55. What goes in a neato burrito?… Cool beans.
  56. Why can’t breakfast burritos pull an all-nighter?… It’s because they get eggs-hausted. (Breakfast Jokes & Egg Jokes)
  57. What do call a cat in a blanket?… A purrrrito. (Cat Jokes)
  58. A burrito made from paper … Would be tearable.
  59. It’s been a really hot summer, so to keep cool I put a wrap in the freezer then wrapped my feet in it… Brrr-y toes. (Summer Jokes)
  60. I thought I should start getting myself onto a more balanced diet… Now I make sure to always have a burrito in each hand.
  61. I ate 3 burritos today… The consequences were gastronomical. (Doctor Jokes)
  62. What does a burrito say when it finishes doing something?… That’s a wrap.
  63. Did you hear the one about the Mexican restaurant owner who died?… He wanted to be put in the ground upside down with his ankles and feet showing, with one final instruction to the people at his funeral: Burritos. (Cemetery Jokes)
  64. Two burritos are in the microwave and one says, “Wow it’s hot in here.” The other one says, “Oh my gosh, a talking burrito!”
  65. What did the teacher say when she finished her burrito?… “That’s a wrap!” (Movie Jokes)
  66. Burritos really are the best, in my opinion…. They guac-upy a special place in my heart.
  67. Why was the burrito fed up with his fillings?… It’s because they wouldn’t Romaine calm. (Lettuce Jokes)
  68. What do Mexican prisons serve the inmates who are to be hanged?… Pico de gallo-ws.
  69. What did the burrito say when asked if it wanted brown white or white rice?… It said, “I’m not a rice-ist.”
  70. What do you get if you eat onions on your beans?… Tear gas.
  71. How do tacos say grace?… Lettuce pray. (Lettuce Jokes)
  72. What is a symbiote’s favorite meat for their burrito?… Carnage Asada.
  73. How much does a Chinese burrito weigh?… Won Ton.
  74. How many Mexicans does it take to eat the world’s largest burrito?… Just Juan.
  75. Why are burritos so conservative?… It’s because they are not open like tacos. (Taco Jokes)
  76. What do you say when you finish eating a burrito?… “And it’s a wrap!”
  77. What do you call an ice-cold burrito?… A burrr-ito.
  78. Burritos just love to have avoca-dough toasts for breakfast. (Breakfast Jokes)
  79. Yesterday, I was carrying a jar of salsa to the sea beach. So my friend asked what I was doing. I said I’m going to take a dip in the ocean. (Beach Jokes)
  80. “Lettuce be friends!” said the tortilla to the beans. (Lettuce Jokes)
  81. I can never trust my burrito friend with secrets… She’ll just spill the beans!
  82. Whenever burritos are sad… they listen to Bohemian wrap-sody. (365 Music Jokes)
  83. When the chipotle died, we thought it’s best to burr-it-off in the ocean. (Ocean jokes)
  84. My college life is like a burrito… It always feels like everything is going to fall apart! (College Jokes)
  85. Last night, I had one of those Chinese burritos… Gosh, they weigh almost won-ton!
  86. I wonder what burritos do during the summer… Perhaps they go skinny dip-ping in the sea. (Ocean jokes)
  87. When I asked my Mexican friend what she does in ques-o’ an emergency, she said, “I pray to cheese-us!” cx
  88. I hear that the detective has found one lost jar of cheese dip in the refrigerator… He just cracked a cold queso-pen. (Police Jokes)
  89. Quesadillas are a big hit at charity dinners because everybody chips in.
  90. My friend was in the kitchen, and he knocked over a pan of hot queso on his feet… Guess he had Tosti-toes.
  91. I caught sight of two burritos dancing together and it was really cute!… They were doing the Salsa. (Dance Jokes)
  92. Burritos are always friendly to vegetables. You can hear them calling “Lettuce be friends!” from miles away.
  93. Burritos are always so positive. I heard one making a motivational speech that ended with, “Cheese the day!” (Cheese Jokes)
  94. My burrito friends are great, but we don’t really share musical tastes. I like rock, but they only ever listen to wrap music. (365 Music Jokes)
  95. I really love burritos!… I fact, I could taco about them all day! (Taco Jokes)
  96. A burrito does not make the best date for a taco. Burritos are pretty wrapped up, while tacos are more open. (Taco Jokes)
  97. I’ve been having a bit of an existential crisis lately. I stay up for hours wondering, if I eat a regular burrito in the morning, does it become a breakfast burrito?
  98. My friend went on a date recently, and told me the guy didn’t put cheese on his burrito. I was horrified, and exclaimed, “How dairy!” (Cheese Jokes)
  99. There’s a really beautiful classical song, which was written over cheesy beef burritos. It’s called Taco Bell’s Canon.
  100. (Taco Jokes & 365 Music Jokes)
  101. We really should be more kind to messy burritos… They just always get a bad wrap.
  102. My kid demolished his burrito so fast that I had to suggest we practice eating more slowly. He replied, “Sure! I’ll practice right now, with another burrito.”
  103. I ate three burritos today. They tasted pretty good, but I think the overall result will be gastronomical.
  104. My friend told me that shredded beef instead of ground beef in burritos is pretty rare. I argued that actually it’s pretty well done.
  105. Have you heard about the best place to go to eat really good burritos? Apparently it’s the Gulp Of Mexico.
  106. My wife and I met in a Mexican restaurant… I may be biased, but I think she’s the most burritoful woman in the world. (Marriage Jokes)
  107. My good friend always makes the best burritos I have ever tasted outside Mexico… I would go so far as to say they are Mex-cellent.
  108. I really like burritos…. I could taco ’bout them all week.(Taco Jokes)
  109. Have you ever been chatted up by a burrito?… They have some pretty cheesy lines. (Cheese Jokes)
  110. A burrito once asked me in a bar, “Where have you bean all my life?” (Beer Jokes)
  111. There is only one way to inter a dead burrito… and that is with sour cream-ation.  (Cemetery Jokes)
  112. I really want to make a good stand-up show about burritos… but I just can’t wrap it up.
  113. If you are ever out with burritos and you want to get them dancing, just put on Bohemian Wrapsody. (Dance Jokes & 365 Music Jokes)
  114. Halloween is a great time of year, but the burritos have no imagination… They all dress up as boo-ritos. (Ghost Jokes & Halloween Jokes)
  115. There’s a great burrito shop I go to… it’s called Bohemian Wrap City. (365 Music Jokes)
  116. The school year is much like a burrito. You’ve had enough before it’s done, but you still have to keep going even though it’s falling apart. (365 Teacher Jokes)
  117. A quesadilla’s favorite ice cream is a Mo-cheese.
  118. What’s smaller than a pico de gallo?… A femto de gallo.
  119. My burrito friends are pretty selfish about food. Whenever I try to share, they yell, “Nacho cheese!” (Cheese Jokes)
  120. I love my cat almost as much as I love burritos. Sometimes I like to wrap her up in a blanket and call her a purrito. (Cat Jokes)
  121. I once met a very dangerous burrito. He was known locally as Gangster Wrap.
  122. Burritos always say grace before they eat. They start with the words, “Lettuce pray…” (Lettuce Jokes)
  123. Quarantine isn’t going well for Mr Burrito so far. But for him, it’s just the tip of the iceberg, and the worst is yet to come.
  124. My burrito friend was looking rather down so I asked him what was wrong. He said, “I don’t want to taco ‘bout it.”
  125. What did the man call his cat after Cinco de Mayo?… A Purrito. (Burrito Jokes)
  126. What’s a ghost’s favorite Cinco de Mayo dish?… Boo-rritos. (Burrito Jokes & Ghost Jokes)
  127. Let’s not burrito around the bush… It is Cinco De Mayo! It’s party time!