Banana Jokes for Kids

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best banana jokes.
  2. What kind of pie is Curious George’s favorite?… Banana cream pie.
  3. What happened when the naughty Minion got sent to the principals’s office?… He went bananas. (Principal Jokes & Banana Jokes)
  4. What did the monkey get for Thanksgiving dessert?… A banana cream pie.
  5. Time flies like an arrow… Fruit flies like a banana. (Archery Jokes & Daylight Savings Jokes)
  6. What do Minions call their Grandmas?… Ba-Nanas.(Grandparent Jokes & Banana Jokes)
  7. Why do bananas use sunscreen at summer camp?… Because they peel. (Summer Camp Jokes)
  8. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Banana… Banana who?… Banana split so ice creamed! (Ice Cream Jokes)
  9. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about bananas?
  10. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good banana knock-knock joke?
  11. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good banana knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  12. Why did all the other fruit ask the banana to be their Valentine?… She was very a-peel-ing. (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  13. Banana is the fruit with most a-peel to Minions. (Minion Jokes)
  15. Which clothes shop do Minions like best?… Banana Republic.
  16. What is worse than a Minion eating bananas?… A Minion going bananas.
  17. What do minions eat on Halloween?… Boo-nanas. (Banana Jokes / Funny Halloween Jokes / Ghost Jokes)
  19. What does the Minion’s say to its favorite food before they leave the house?… I’m going, bananas.
  20. Why did the banana go out with the prune?… Because it couldn’t get a date. (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  21. What kind of a key opens a banana?… A monkey! (Monkey Jokes for Kids)
  22. What did the banana say to the Minion?… Nothing, bananas can’t talk! (Banana Jokes)
  23. What is the best thing to do if you come across a blue banana?… Try to cheer it up. (Banana Jokes)
  24. What do Minion ghosts eat?… Boo-nanas. (Banana Jokes & Ghost Jokes)
  25. Why do Minions take their bananas to the barbers?… Because they get split ends. (Banana Jokes & Barber Jokes)
  26. Why do bananas use sunscreen?… Because they peel. (Summer Jokes for Kids)
  27. What is the fastest way for Minions to get from the first floor to the ground floor?… By sliding down the banana-ster!
  28. Why did the Minion phone an ambulance for his banana?… Because it wasn’t peeling very well.
  29. What is a banana’s favorite gymnastics move?… A split! (Sports Jokes for Kids)
  30. Why did the monkey like the banana?… Because it had appeal! (Monkey Jokes for Kids)
  31. Where do you learn to make banana splits?… At sundae school. (Ice Cream Jokes)
  32. What kind of pie is Curious George’s favorite?… Banana cream pie.
  33. Why did the Minion give Gru two banana skins for his birthday?… Because he’d asked for a pair of slippers.
  34. Minions love bananas a whole bunch.
  35. What’s clear and smells like bananas?… A minion fart.
  36. Why do Minion’s put sunscreen on their bananas?… To stop them from peeling.
  37. How do monkeys get down the stairs?… They slide down the banana-ster! (Monkey Jokes for Kids)
  38. What did the banana do when he saw a monkey?… The banana split! (Monkey Jokes for Kids)
  39. What do gymnasts, acrobats, and bananas have in common?… They can all do the splits. (Gymnastics Jokes for Kids)
  40. Why did so many Minions fall in love with the charming banana?… Because he was a smoothie.
  41. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. (Archery Jokes)
  42. What do you call a monkey with a banana in each ear?… Anything you want, it can’t hear you! (Monkey Jokes for Kids)
  43. What’s red, white, blue and yellow?… The Star-spangled Banana. (Flag Day Jokes for Kids)
  44. What’s invisible and smells like bananas?… A fart of a monkey. (Monkey Jokes for Kids)
  45. How do you catch a monkey?… Climb a tree and act like a banana! (Monkey Jokes for Kids)
  46. Why do bananas use sunscreen at summer camp?… Because they peel. (Summer Camp Jokes)
  47. Have you heard that they aren’t going to be growing bananas any longer?… They’ve already long enough.
  48. Why do Minions take their bananas to the hairdressers?… Because they get split ends.